And It Keeps Panning And Panning And Panning....
It's Friday night, so how about some lady beating dick courtesy of Chris Brown. The video is over at World Star Hip Hop (in case the bukkake of tags didn't make it obvious), but you'll need the patience of a designated driver in a car full of drunks to watch it. It keeps panning and panning and panning like Robert Altman himself directed this mess. It goes so long that I thought it was one of those prank pop-up videos and a demon was going to jump out of his crotch to scare the nipples off my chest. But it did finally get to the dick and surprise, it's like a churro without the sugar. Or like one of those jumbo pencils complete with pink eraserhead. Big dick on a big dick!
But based on that hair, I'm not entirely convinced that this isn't Sisquo or Amber Rose wearing Kanye's favorite strap-on. Hmm.
And just (NSFW) click here if you can't sit through the longest dick pic video ever made.
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Now I admit a love a big pinga as much as the next person as long as that person is a dick hungry female or a dick hungry gay(and the jury is still out on whether this classifies as big..its looking a little broomsticky to me and those are never sexy but i digress)... CB is such a douchebag... his personality is so damn annoying and he's so unwaveringly arrogant...i wouldn't care if that "thing" could stand up on its on, free itself from Chris's pants and talk, I'd still have to PASS....I'd stare in amazement for like 5 seconds (at the talking penis) but I'd still pass...dick is just dick, who its attached to does matter.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 5:35am.
Submitted by Somewhat Bitter on Sat, 03/05/2011 - 1:03pm.
"Better to be a whore than Jennifer Lopez's PA or work at McDonald's."
Er, as someone stuck working at McDonald's, I can attest that my job fucking sucks but being a whore doesn't seem like much of a walk in the park either. A lot of johns are fucking creepers or have some other kind of skeleton in the closet, hence why they have to pay for sex. Chances are you'd be fucking some old, crusty dude who likes to dress in a bonnet and adult diapers. Pimps aren't very nice either.
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look, how many times do i have to tell you to stop bringing up my bonnet on the internet? HA!
OT: oh, Christ... this thread's about Chris Brown, isn't it?... call me when the pansy's dead and i might take the time to piss on his ashes.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Somewhat Bitter on Sat, 03/05/2011 - 1:03pm.
"Better to be a whore than Jennifer Lopez's PA or work at McDonald's."
Er, as someone stuck working at McDonald's, I can attest that my job fucking sucks but being a whore doesn't seem like much of a walk in the park either. A lot of johns are fucking creepers or have some other kind of skeleton in the closet, hence why they have to pay for sex. Chances are you'd be fucking some old, crusty dude who likes to dress in a bonnet and adult diapers. Pimps aren't very nice either.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Submitted by crtb on Sun, 03/06/2011 - 11:35am.
Whoah, who the fuck lit the fuse on YOUR tampon? Your opinion isn't law, so you can spare the indignance that not everyone shares your view on Chris Brown and his dick. Even on an entertainment website, there are better things to get your panties in a twist over.
I've never had any sexual partners, but I can testify that if I'm not attracted to the person the cock is attached to, it isn't worth a damn regardless of how "pretty" or big it is. It's called standards and everyone's are different. Get over it. I know I'm just guessing here but what you can do with it matters equally.
You sitting here personally attacking people for not getting the vapors over this mediocre pretty boy's dick, commenting about how they need to do a few kegel exercises, and then under the same breath waxing poetic with your exhausted, size queen, boudoir gospel about sexual adequacy is not only self-contradictory, but projection at its finest. Good job.
I guess I've never really understood why people need to get so defensive over their physical/sexual preferences. Do they need their opinions validated that badly that everyone must agree with them or they should be personally attacked, like the way YOU just went after everyone else who doesn't find him attractive?
People like you are the reason why the general public needs soooo much help getting off nowadays.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Is it wrong that I'm not impressed? Like in the least? Gosh Rihanna, it really wasn't anything to get your chonies in a knot over.
Um...excuse me but are you kidding me?? Pencil d*ck?? What pic are you looking at?? He's SOFT and he's THAT big!! Imagine what it looks like when he's HARD! All of that girth you're saying that you don't see, will suddenly appear when he gets hard. Chris IS Packing! People fcuk like they dance and we all know Brezzy can dance his azz off. All of you girls BS-ing about how he couldn't satisfy you, obviously need to start doing more Kegel excercises to tighten up your stretched out kitties. And you guys are just haters. Cause you wish you had a d1cks this big and pretty. Pleeez, short and thick ain't making the grade! SIZE DOES COUNT! All "the motion in the ocean" BS is what guys with small d*cks tell themselves to feel better.
he needs therapy not just for beating on women but also for being a narcissistic mofo.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I love me a long one, but that is way too thin - girth over length anyday, but all hail large peni!
maybe it IS hard and he is one of those guys who points south, I had an ex like that it was nasty.
if it is not hard why would you take a pic of it? Nobody is turned on by flaccid penis
It's long, but ridiculously skinny. Besides it is attached to Chris Brown, so nuff said.
Lots of men send pics of their dick. I have a nice collection on my cell phone.
Anyway... I'd hit it.
Submitted by JewJewBean on Sat, 03/05/2011 - 6:01am.
I have no idea what would make anybody stand in the mirror and take a naked picture of themselves.
And, why is it that every time a nude picture of a woman leak, people flood the comments section with "whore," "slut," "bitch," "role model bs" but when it is a man, its "oh, me likey," "nice package," "i'll ride it" etc?
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Lots of people take naked pics of themselves, it is usually done to post on profiles to get dick though.
Anyone that uses Whore or Slut as a put down just shows the kind of privileged tight ass they are. Look at the words, "Whore" is a sex trade worker. There are plenty of positions available and plenty of work to go around. Better to be a whore than Jennifer Lopez's PA or work at McDonald's. Then slut, what is that? Seriously, is this 1955? Woman who have a problem with other women getting lots of sex are women who are having no sex. I wouldn't really worry about it.
Oh and Chris' long needle dick isn't bad, unfortunately it is attached to a giant trash bag rendering it useless.
I don't know if I should burp it or feed it a cookie...
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"Stay off the crack. Drink a chocolate milk." --Charlie Sheen
Submitted by thegobbler on Sat, 03/05/2011 - 10:10am.
Submitted by lastdiva on Sat, 03/05/2011 - 6:43am.
UGH, my second least favorite kind of dick: long, skinny and tapered at the end.
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What's your least favourite? Don'tyoudaresaymicropeen.
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The most ridiculous peen I've ever encountered was a curved one. It looked just like a banana!
Submitted by lastdiva on Sat, 03/05/2011 - 6:43am.
UGH, my second least favorite kind of dick: long, skinny and tapered at the end.
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What's your least favourite? Don'tyoudaresaymicropeen.
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
Its great that so many peen lovers are barfing over the personality and ignoring the potential of his body part. Hope this guy gets a permanent yeast infection. (Yes males get them.)
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Submitted by Centaurious: I do feel sorry for guys who are small. I mean, a girl can be flat-chested, but as long as her cooch is in good working order, she's good to go.
Churro dick or not he is still an asshole who beats on women so he can go fuck his own self.
In the words of my favorite Simpsons character Nelson Muntz - HA HA
He released this on purpose for publicity for his album. Tragic thing is, some girls (and guys) are going to fall for it.
Ghetto public relations 101.
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It's not that serious.
UGH, my second least favorite kind of dick: long, skinny and tapered at the end.
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I thought skill without enthusiasm was bad until I encountered persistent enthusiasm without acquisition of skill.
I have no idea what would make anybody stand in the mirror and take a naked picture of themselves. Narcissistic much? UGH.
And, why is it that every time a nude picture of a woman leak, people flood the comments section with "whore," "slut," "bitch," "role model bs" but when it is a man, its "oh, me likey," "nice package," "i'll ride it" etc?
85% of the people on this site are women. Just answered my own question.
Sometimes women are their own worse enemy.
To the person that said something to the effect of 'don't act like you wouldn't take a nice peen just b.c it is attached to an asshole'....um, not acting. I wouldn't touch this piece of shit if he was hung like a race horse. Are you seriously saying you would fuck a man who beat the shit out of his gf simply because he has a big dick? Wow....just wow. I would expect a comment like that from that bossip site, not dlisted.
Big, long, thick dicks come a dime a dozen. gtfoh.
*Change is inevitable; progress is optional
*She who conquers herself, conquers all
Fugly man with ugly cock.
No we know why rihanna's was dickmatized.
rihanna was riding that thing for how long?
cuz damm any guy who goes into her, will be like having a sewing needle.
bitch would be soo stretched.
Submitted by Schlong on Sat, 03/05/2011 - 2:40am.
Well, I certainly respect your candor...
Or sarcasm...?
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Submitted by I heart Natalie on Sat, 03/05/2011 - 2:38am.
LOL!
Boredom? I'm kind of wandering aimlessly through random tags.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Submitted by I heart Natalie on Sat, 03/05/2011 - 2:38am.
I've clicked that click here link three times today, but I don't know why?
Hahahahaha me too!!!
Submitted by KA on Sat, 03/05/2011 - 2:21am.
Is that why you did that to your body? To make up for your short dick?
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Hell yes but don't tell anyone that I told you that midget dick syndrome is reason numero uno why men get into hard core bodybuilding to beef up everything the physically have some control over. Tiny meat is why Schwarzenegger got pumped up but you didn't hear that from me.
At least with us hard body guys you get a hard body instead of a pudgy dude with inverted penis hidden in layers of fupa.
I've clicked that click here link three times today, but I don't know why?
I think penises are weird looking by themselves. I need a body attached to it.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
PLEASE GO AWAY WOMAN BEATER! He sure did mark up his body because his penis is very tiny like his brain.
Submitted by Schlong on Sat, 03/05/2011 - 1:29am.
Is that why you did that to your body? To make up for your short dick?
I'm not even REMOTELY interested in looking at this asshole's wang. I'm not into dudes who beat on chicks, and I'm not really into black dudes. Just the truth.
I'm not that long but I'm thick as a fist.
Woah, don't get me wrong, it matters what it looks like. But I would agree that no peen can make up for a bad face or completely shit personality.
Hmm, actually if the physical was good, I could ignore a lot of bad mental qualities for a short time at least.
too long (yeah, true) and too skinny (he doesn't look like a grower) for me to have fun, also the person behind it is a turn off - so no. but hey, while RIRI (read with a slur) is shopping in pornshops, he has something to come up with, right?
so now he put his peen into the net for eternity. HORRAY!
but.. the one mildly interesting thing i saw today - i give him that.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 11:52pm.
I'm really starved for peen so even a skinny, long one is appealing.
Think of it like breadsticks till your main dish arrives.
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The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
I'm really starved for peen so even a skinny, long one is appealing. However, I remember who it's attached to and I lose my appetite.
I'd rather see Jamie Foxx's again.
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"Dreams are only a cheap marketing ploy for Disney products, which are stomped out by reality upon reaching adulthood." Jazzfish_77, 03/01/2011 - 8:29pm.
Eh, it's just long and skinny. Supermodel dick! Hope it gets a little thicker when it's hard and not just...longer. Gas nozzle dick!
Carrot dick! Long n skinny, Yuck.
Yes, yes, the angle!
Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 10:25pm.
Cosign. Anyone who says that size and angle don't matter is lying.
dang, nice, needs to be a bit thicker and that'd be perfect haha.
at the same time, i am not turned on coz this guy is a douche in a major kinda way
A wang is not just a wang if you are a whore like me. Trust.
He'd look hotter in that photo if he was wearing one of his signature bow ties and smiling, showing us his Hee-Haw teefs.
The prick has a prick - long and pointy and attached to a git.
Submitted by sofster101 on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 9:53pm.
"I know I'm not in the minority here, but I'd like to mention that a wang is just a wang. The person attached to it is what actually turns on a woman in the end."
Agreed.
Submitted by sofster101 on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 9:53pm.
I know I'm not in the minority here, but I'd like to mention that a wang is just a wang. The person attached to it is what actually turns on a woman in the end.
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this.true.
Black dicks topped off in pink? I've never seen such a thing.
My mouth dropped open in awe at the length. Folks here are right though, he's not workin' with any girth!
My ex-boyfriend from high school had one of the biggest nicest wangs I've ever seen/been in the company of. It really is a shame when these nice baseball bats are attached to such fuckin' lame-o's.
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you seem spritely.
watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella
I know I'm not in the minority here, but I'd like to mention that a wang is just a wang. The person attached to it is what actually turns on a woman in the end.
Submitted by Snarf on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 9:09pm.
Dick's ok, but what's up with all the nasty bodyt art?
1 word RAPPER
Makes em thing they are tough and all this sh!t :)
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*