And It Keeps Panning And Panning And Panning....
It's Friday night, so how about some lady beating dick courtesy of Chris Brown. The video is over at World Star Hip Hop (in case the bukkake of tags didn't make it obvious), but you'll need the patience of a designated driver in a car full of drunks to watch it. It keeps panning and panning and panning like Robert Altman himself directed this mess. It goes so long that I thought it was one of those prank pop-up videos and a demon was going to jump out of his crotch to scare the nipples off my chest. But it did finally get to the dick and surprise, it's like a churro without the sugar. Or like one of those jumbo pencils complete with pink eraserhead. Big dick on a big dick!
But based on that hair, I'm not entirely convinced that this isn't Sisquo or Amber Rose wearing Kanye's favorite strap-on. Hmm.
And just (NSFW) click here if you can't sit through the longest dick pic video ever made.