Xtina Makes Up For That Sad, Sad Mug Shot
Now we can all forget about that dreadful mug shot of Xtina looking like a waterlogged and constipated Linda Hogan after getting pulled out of her front yard fountain where she passed out in from drinking too many mud slides. Xtina had her beauty back last night and she it shine brightly as she left SmashBox studios in Culver City, CA last night. Paint makers can exhale a sigh of relief, because Xtina's face is once again resembling a smeared painter's palette. Xtina is so happy that she could fart. No, I think that's really what she's doing in that picture above.
In other red lipstick so thick you need Kevin Costner's oil cleaning machine to get it off news, Xtina's make-up artist Kristofer Buckle gave his make-up tips to StyleList and pretty much confirmed that she can paint a car with her lips.
"Red is so tricky because it can be messy and it can bleed. I use a product called LipSense and the color I have used on Christina (Aguilera) is called Blu-Red. It's literally like car paint. It's liquid so you apply it with a wand and it goes on like paint and it doesn't have any drag to it, so it creates this perfectly gorgeous doll mouth. It dries completely with no moisture to it and then you apply a topcoat with just moisture. It doesn't move."
Car paint on her lips, bed liner paint on her eyes and a voice that sounds like an engine on a winter morning... Where the hell is Xtina's cover of Car and Driver?
Splash (Thanks Linda)
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lipstick on a pig
Her best look EVER was in the Nobody wants to be Lonely video. Pale lips, neutral shadow, liquid liner. She was stunning. It's a shame, really, because she is a pretty girl.
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Throw your soul through every open door
Count your blessings to find what you look for
Turn my sorrow in to treasured gold
You'll pay me back in kind and reap just what you've sown
-Adele
She looks hideous!
The saddest thing is she is only 30.
If she took off the greasepaint and colored her hair a more natural blonde, she could pass for 25, she has very pretty skin.
Her look now is 40.
She is going to look back when she is older and realize that now was the time to look natural.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
She looks like somebody found her in a dumpster and gave her a make-over.
Crustina is "sad" because her publicity stunt backfired. The dumb skank thought that by ditching her husband people would buy her flopped album and watch her flopped movie. Ms. "We Have So Much Sex We Purchase Astroglide by the Pound" even admitted that she dumped Jordan Bratman because she needed more "spontaneity" in her life.
Then why the fuck did you get married in the first place? If marriage isn't for you, fucking cool, but if you KNOW that it won't last, that's your own problem. Be "spontaneous" on your own terms, Extina, instead of making what is meant to be a lifetime commitment to someone under the pretense you'll at least TRY to care about someone other than yourself. It's her loss that the man she placed on the back-burner for her own selfishness isn't around anymore. Fuck this bitch.
I sure hope that her downfall is "spontaneous" enough for her because when her money dries up, this douchebag she's been fucking around with will be gone as well.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
What a warthog. And lol @ jsl48813
I have no standards and I would not fuck her.. lol.
Oh, I have that shade. It's Lancome #38, Period Raisin.
At least she's finally removed those cokehead lenses. She's been expanding ever since. Huh. Wonder how she's been keeping her weight down all those years.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Lipsense in shade: "Cholita".
Thanks Miss Thaaang! :)
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
She keeps throwing her weight around like she's still on top of the game. The day is coming when the bouncer tells her he's sorry but they're waaaay past capacity. They say be nice to everyone on the way up because you might meet the same people on the way down. Her Tara Reid moment is coming and everyone's gonna get a bite. heh heh. She'd probably sing for Gaddafi NOW.
she's starting to look like any other middle aged mom in east los angeles.
I guess it was bound to happen
leave your pathetic "trainwreck" attempts at home Christina.
who is taking care of her bat baby?
I think she needs some fresh blood or something...talk about looking tired and beat!
Get some Geritol.
hey thegobbler, DAE commented on the first few posts. I think she was saying that Xtina is depressed and making bad choices since the divorce...
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
DAE has been lying low lately. I wonder what her take is on this? DAE is not a complete loon like a lot of the "fans" we have on here, so it would be interesting to hear what she has to say about Xtina's sad state of affairs.
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
Just LOOK at those lips! Now I'm actually frightened for the Bordeaux region of France, for I fear she's sucked the life out of every last little grape!
Xtina looks as if she's smelling broccoli in that photo.
She needs to borrow some frosted pink lippy from that exquisite flower 'The Pride of Finland'. She already has the Snooki tan and Brit weave to complete the look.
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I actually like her mug shot better. More natural. Those blood red lips are getting old.
Girl can still sing (tho memorizing lyrics may be a challenge).
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Her face is getting fattie fat fat fat. I thought she wouldn't start looking like her mom till her 40s. Guess I was wrong.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by Francine on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 7:43pm.
It's HatchetFace from "Cry Baby"
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HA! hilarious and so very true.
It's HatchetFace from "Cry Baby"
alchyhol is aging her very very fast..she went from gorgeous to fuggy fug overnight...sads...moderation is the key to EVERYTHING...WINNING duh!! Sorry, but that is the catch phrase for 2011...as much as I hate CS I can't keep from saying that lately!
Dear God,what on earth happened?
oh noooo. She's havin some shit bad times.
celebs are spiraling out of control from all directions. hot times are rollin on the ol' dlist agin.
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One shade or so more and we're in Paz territory.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 5:43pm.
Please. It aint any more poison than we eat and drink every damn day.
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Yeah, she prob has more to worry about with her alcohol problem, that'll fuck your face up more than anything.
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When life gives you lemons...slice 'em up, eat 'em. - Aunt Barbara http://www.youtube.com/user/AuntBarbara
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 3:55pm.
Please. It aint any more poison than we eat and drink every damn day. Xtina is using a simple lip stain. Her make up artist is just using flowery language to describe it. It's awesome stuff cuz your lips stay juicy and soft, but you can still kiss someone or drink from a glass without leaving a stain. Bitch needs to learn what colors work for her, though. Not every make up look suits everyone.
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Submitted by City Barbie on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 4:31pm.
Uh oh, I feel some bad shit comin on for Xtina! It's starting to look/smell like the early days of Britney's craziness. For you bitches who weren't DListers in those days check the Archives!
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Ahhhh the Golden Days of Dlisted LOL
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
Submitted by KA on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 5:12pm.
Thanks for the advice, really. But some of us already consciously choose skincare/make-up products with ingredients that are good for our skin.
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That's great! I also try to make as much of my skin care as possible. It's fun - I feel kind of like a mad scientist. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
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When life gives you lemons...slice 'em up, eat 'em. - Aunt Barbara http://www.youtube.com/user/AuntBarbara
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 3:55pm.
(Seriously, I dare you to Google all the ingredients in your favorite lipstick or foundation. *POISON*)
Thanks for the advice, really. But some of us already consciously choose skincare/make-up products with ingredients that are good for our skin. Not all of us live at the make-up counters at Neimans.
I don't think she's sick, I think she's sad. Remember, alcohol packs on the pounds. Plus, she's probably eating her feelings. I'm not calling her fat or putting her down for that - I just think she's sad. She seems very depressed. She hasn't really had a good run of things since her divorce.
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As long as the bitch isn't singing i'm fine.
She's looking more and more like her mom every day (and her mom has gained a significant amount of weight, too).
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 3:39pm.
Hahaha, I wish that I had kept a list of every retard who trolled me and said that this SWAMP WHORE would outlast Miss Britney Jean Spears.
Drown in XTuna's bitter tears, ladies.
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At least Aguilera sang the national anthem live - sang it poorly, but live. Why is Britney PRE-TAPING a supposedly LIVE performance for the Today show?
- she can't sing
- her bloated waddling is NOT dancing
- she's so fat and fug that people would retch streams of bile if they were forced to look at her without a protective shield of lens filters and Photoshop
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It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
I have started to wonder if Xtina's not sick. Rapid weight gain (bloating), wearing a wig. Something seems off here. Despite the fact that she seems to be partying hard these days, could she also be ill?
She's starting to get very Anna Nicole Smith to me....the weight , the hair the lack of good judgment
Time for rehab!
At least now we have someone else to put partial blame on for her makeup crisis.
Uh oh, I feel some bad shit comin on for Xtina! It's starting to look/smell like the early days of Britney's craziness. For you bitches who weren't DListers in those days check the Archives!
I look at this pic and think how the fuck do you get this shit off??
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
She looks like Boy George in the face.
"It's literally like car paint."
Damn, think of all the chemicals this hor is putting all over her face everyday, not to mention that processed hair? Xtina needs to get Googling before she ends up looking like this: http://www.ize-stuff.com/dvds/comedy/beetlejuice.html.
(Seriously, I dare you to Google all the ingredients in your favorite lipstick or foundation. *POISON*)
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When life gives you lemons...slice 'em up, eat 'em. - Aunt Barbara http://www.youtube.com/user/AuntBarbara
So this confirms what we been saying for years about her trying to look like a blowup doll w/that dollmouth comment.
Hahaha, I wish that I had kept a list of every retard who trolled me and said that this SWAMP WHORE would outlast Miss Britney Jean Spears.
Drown in XTuna's bitter tears, ladies.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
What is happening to her nose? Is it from drinking?
I'm scared..why? because like her, I have always been skinny (still am) but now within the last few years, chick has bloated like a Goodyear Blimp...I really hope that doesn't happen to me.
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