Horses Get Hard For Michael Fassbender
And now you and horses have something in common, besides the whole "raising your leg whenever somebody comes behind you" thing. Mia Wasikowska, who stars as Jane Eyre in Jane Eyre, tells Movie Line about how her co-star Michael Fassbender caused dozens of horses to replace the Trace Cyrus poster in their stalls with the picture above. Their neeeeeigh is now calling Michael's name.
Mia says that Michael's crotch has the stuff that makes horses drop their fifth leg and dream of turning his cheeks into a feedbag, and she learned about this during rehearsals. The Reverse Equus presented by Mia Wasikowska:
“Michael had a very… huge effect on any horse he got on. There was a horse on the third day of filming [when] we were shooting the scene where Jane and Rochester meet, and every time Michael hopped on the horse it got a huge erection. And he’d get off and they’d run the poor thing around the block to try to make it go away, and he’d hop on it again and it would happen all over again, and they’d have to get him off and run it around.It happened in rehearsals and then on the day of shooting. So it was great.”
It's easy to laugh at this, but it could've ended with Michael getting an anal graft on a surgeon's table. Michael's horse could've had a "moment" mid-gallop and BOOM! Horse dick hitting the ground like an anchor! Michael would've flown over his horse's head and landed ass up on the dirt. Michael's ass in the air + a ready-to-party horse - lube = not a good scene.
via HuffPo
• 
I wouldn't, but like that's a surprise.
I have no idea who this man is, so this story probably benefits him at the end of the day.
How many Jane Eyre adaptations are there?
†
"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Michael has always reminded me of Oliver Hudson (Goldie's son, Kate's brother). Not so much here, but when I first saw him in Hex, they could pass as twins.
Sometimes Fassbender brings the hot but he's really one of those where it all depends on the hair cut, lighting, facial hair and clothing. He's sort of like that chick Jerry (Seinfeld) dates that looks like a completely different person in the wrong kind of light.
Submitted by LadyCaca on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 3:00pm.
Everyone Google "Mr.Hands"....It's about a horse and a man.....muahahaha!
-----------------------------------------------
Oh nooooooo you didn't! Argh, I 'member the last time Mr. Hands was brought up on a thread...*vomits* lol
-----------------------------------------------
"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
They're gonna have to come up with something better than a horse stiffy story to get me to see (yet another) remake of Jane Eyre.
Up your dick story game, Hollywood!
______________________________
"I still wouldn't..." - Satan
Call me Secretariat
This German/Irish combination is sex on legs - with a brain! But my avvie does him more justice than this ill adviced horse cum shot.
------------------------
Auri sacra fames
We could get MOIST for Michael!
That's the kind of tale they teach you to relate when you're trying to generate buzz for a project. I had never heard of Mia Washingkowski. I had no idea anyone was remaking "Jane Eyre." Now I do, and still don't care.
This picture does not do him justice. He's a beautiful beautiful man.
*******************************************************************
"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 2:58pm.
Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 2:57pm.
Apparently he's dating Zoe Kravitz
http://www.celebitchy.com/134650/michael_fassbender_my_lover_is_dating_h...
-----------------------------------------------
FUCK. I HOPE SHE KILLS HERSELF. THAT PIGLET DOESN'T DESERVE HIM. FUCK!
Wow, you're intense.
Everyone Google "Mr.Hands"....It's about a horse and a man.....muahahaha!
Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 2:57pm.
Apparently he's dating Zoe Kravitz
http://www.celebitchy.com/134650/michael_fassbender_my_lover_is_dating_h...
-----------------------------------------------
FUCK. I HOPE SHE KILLS HERSELF. THAT PIGLET DOESN'T DESERVE HIM. FUCK!
-------------------------------------------------
Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I have to admit. I found him sexy as hell in Inglorious Bastards. But I'm a sucker for a British accent..lol
Apparently he's dating Zoe Kravitz
http://www.celebitchy.com/134650/michael_fassbender_my_lover_is_dating_h...
For those of you who are asking who these people are:
Fassbender was in Inglorious Basterds and an amazing movie called Hunger, and in the upcoming adaptation of Jane Eyre, as for Mia Wasikowska, she was Tim Burtons' Alice and the teenager in The Kids are Alright.
Both amazing actors.
If he's clean shaven like he was in inglorious basterds, he is very fucking hot
Submitted by ba-buttons on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 12:22pm.
The horse likely wasn't reacting to him, horses get wood when there is a menstruating or pregnant woman around.
************************************************************************
Are you sure? Because a woman menstruating isn't the same thing as a mare going into heat. Maybe they're just attracted to the blood & curious? Or I guess they could be more sensitive to horomone changes than people, & women's horomones are at their most active during that time.
I've never had a stallion; only geldings. I just assumed his dick dropping out was because he was relaxed from grooming. And another time when we gave him a sedative to have some work done on his feet his dick dropped out but it was very shrivelled & sad looking, so I know it was just the effects of the drugs doing that. And when he has to take a piss, that thing comes out. But even when it comes out, he never gets an actual erection, it just hangs there, pointing straight down to the ground. But I have seen geldings get upset when they're around mares in season, so maybe my period could be the real culprit. And here I thought he was just enjoying having his hair brushed.
He looked sexy as hell in Inglorious whatever, dressed in that uniform.
That was the first time I ever saw/heard of him.
I just love that his name is practically "Assbender".
FUCKING LOVE MICHAEL FASSBENDER
HE WAS GREAT IN HUNGER AND INGLORIOUS BASTERDS. HALF GERMAN AND PLAYS THE ACCORDION, GOTTA FUCK EM ALL NIGHT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG.
-------------------------------------------------
Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
Didn't we learn enough from this?
Who is this fabulous creature?
LMAO @ "Michael's ass in the air + a ready-to-party horse - lube = not a good scene."
Cupcake: I think he's gross too, now JLM, that's more my speed!!! SICKBOY!♥♥♥♥
****************************
"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
"I can't believe I have to pin my hopes on this season not sucking on a guy with a back hair sweater, but there it is." TWOP Survivor Recap
He can mount me whenever he'd like!
------------------------------------------------
Use goodsearch instead of google. Each time you search, you can donate money to your favorite charity without having to spend any money yourself! Spread the word.
Why does everyone think this dude is so fucking hot? He is a step above Chaz Bono in the looks dept., at least IMHO.
Jonny Lee Miller was good in Plunkett and Maclean. And I agree on Wide Sargasso Sea .
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 1:11pm.
Johnny Lee Miller NOMNOMNOM
(even with the Jolie taint, he had her when she was still cool)
================
Snowy, can you believe Jolie being married to JOHNNY LEE MILLER and divorcing him for ugly smelly psycho Billy Bob Thornton????
Johnny Lee Miller NOMNOMNOM
(even with the Jolie taint, he had her when she was still cool)
****************************
"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
"I can't believe I have to pin my hopes on this season not sucking on a guy with a back hair sweater, but there it is." TWOP Survivor Recap
do.not.want.
============================================
...the end
Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 12:45pm.
Toby Stephens was HOT AS FUCK as Rochester in the BBC adaptation of Jane Eyre. Dark and brooding and slightly menacing.
*fans self*
=============
Agree, Toby Stephens is awesome.
And BBC has a whole stable of great studs. Tom Hardy in "The Virgin Queen" and "Wuthering Heights", Rufus Sewell in "Middlemarch" and "Charles II", Johnny Lee Miller in "Emma", "Byron" and "Mansfield Park", Richard Armitage in "North and South" and "Impressionists"....
Forget Jane Eyre - Wide Sargasso Sea is where it's at.
Looks like a horse just peed on him.
RAULIO HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
****************************
"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
"I can't believe I have to pin my hopes on this season not sucking on a guy with a back hair sweater, but there it is." TWOP Survivor Recap
What the hell is he wearing? That is the silliest outfit ever. And the way he's standing is equally ridiculous.
The horse got wood cuz one of the actresses was wearing this. http://www.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=168152 ************************************************************************************************ WINNING! http://media.ccomrcdn.com/media/station_content/11573/charlie_sheen_-_wi...
Jane Eyre AGAIN?! Fucking Brontes and Jane Austen will never die.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
twerk those stumps!
Who?! What?! Eww!!! Why?!
*stares at pic...walks self around the block*
_______________________________________________
I'm with the horses on this one. I guess I should go run around now.
yeah, I really didn't need something to remind me of that guy taking it from a horse in the dark in the woods...
****************************
"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
"I can't believe I have to pin my hopes on this season not sucking on a guy with a back hair sweater, but there it is." TWOP Survivor Recap
Maybe Michael F smells like a horse?
I'd hit it anyway.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 12:15pm.
Woah!
lol
============================================
...the end
fucking lol @ the tags
I don't know who he is, but I might have to stare at this picture all day.
----------------------------------------------------
My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Toby Stephens was HOT AS FUCK as Rochester in the BBC adaptation of Jane Eyre. Dark and brooding and slightly menacing.
*fans self*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Jane Eyre was plain and it peeves me to see her played as sexy. I have no idea who this actress is or what she looks like, but in my book, Charlotte Gainsburg was the quintessential Jane Eyre in the '96 movie. William Hurt? Not dark and brooding enough. He's more sulky.
ETA: I can't believe I spelled Charlotte's name wrong: GAINSBOURG. *lashing myself* *slightly enjoying it*
************
The horse likely wasn't reacting to him, horses get wood when there is a menstruating or pregnant woman around.
--------------------------------------------------
It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
That's nothing - Blowhan makes pigs cum with just a look.
__________________________
Nothing is more incomprehensible than wasting valuable time. Waiting for someone who will crawl into your hospital bed with you at 94 years old is WORTH THE WHOLE FUCKING MILKY WAY GALAXY and then some. - Caprica Six 3/2/11
As usual i misread...and got it backwards.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I am reminded of the sick fuck that died from internal injuries after getting ass-ripped by a 3 foot horse dick... thanks.
_____________________________________________
"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH