Everybody's Snortin'

In this week's National Enquirer (via Boy Culture) are pictures of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown's daughter Bobbi Kristina snorting what looks like a runway of the bad shit. On Radar yesterday, they posted pictures of Andy Dick doing the same thing in a car parked outside of a bar in Woodland Hills, CA. This is why you should only do coke in a polling booth, because those bitches will tackle any trick with a camera.

So, the photos of 18-year-old Bobbi Kristina with her nostril on a snort straw were given to the Enquirer by an ex-boyfriend who is trying to shame her into rehab. The leaker tells the Enquirer that coke isn't the only stuff Bobbi Kris messes with. Apparently, she smokes weed, sucks down beer like a Mexican uncle and drinks Everclear. Whitney can cry for the receipts until her tonsils dry up and drop, but the pictures are straight out of the receipt printer.

BUT Bobbi Kris jumped off the mirror and jumped in front of a computer to take to her Twitter and tell her followers that it's not what it looks like. IT WAS SALVIA DUST! From Bobbi K's Twitter:

The pictures_ a former very dear person to me did this. Set me up to make it look exactly what it looks like. God will smite them yes..But it’s really not what it looks like.. People will do anything for money which is extremely sad, and I’m very hurt by this.Thing’s people do these days to hurt others is a shame. All I can do now, is keep my head up high, keep looking towards the lord.All the lord is telling me is be still. That’s all, and that’s exactly what I’m going to do. #BeStill.

I love my family so much. My mom just comforted me to the max, and I’m so thankful for her. Thank you so much lord for blessing me with an Phenomenal family and incredibly phenomenal mother. Thank you for giving me the strength to move forward and put things in the past.

And the person that did this was a result of a horrible relationship that went sour. I was in love_ he was in love with money. I’ve learned My lesson. I’m so much greater and blessed for it today, and I believe nothing less. That is the last I will speak of this, let’s praise god And be greatful and thankful for your family, and people that truly love you, strength, courage, and life lessons learned. GodblessUall «3

What she's trying to say is that COKE IS A JOKE! But what she should really do is grab us by the hand and lead us into her Chinese herbalist's store where she will show us the natural powder she snorts for her migraines (file under: stunts I learned while watching Body of Evidence). Now on to Andy...

The person who gave Radar the pictures of Daphne Aguilera filling his nose hole with Lohan powder says they were taken in a car parked outside of the Corner Club. The source says that before this, they walked into the men's room and caught Andy sucking on some chick's tit. Andy did that for about 15 minutes before he and his lady friend walked to the parking lot. The source goes on, “They were in their own little world. He was oblivious to everything except the cocaine and the woman with him. Andy has openly talked to me about committing suicide and he has definitely hit rock bottom at this point."

ANDY DICK SUCKING ON A NIPPLE BELONGING TO A WOMAN? Coke really is a helluva drug. But the other shocking thing is that two sets of leaked coke snorting pictures came out this week and not one of them stars Charlie Sheen. #win-youknowtherest.

And somewhere in California, Dr. Drew is spinning in a circle because he doesn't know whether he should drag in Bobby Kris or Andy Dick. Somebody take a ballpoint pen, poke it in his reset button and point him in the right direction.

via Jezebel, ONTD & Necole Bitchie

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 3:32am.

It's the argument for an addictive personality being genetic. Sad.
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Submitted by I need more cowbell on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 1:28am.

"My mom comforted me to the max". Bobbi, she wasn't hugging and rocking you sweetie. She was patting you down trying to steal your stash.

I am more woman that you'll ever have and more man than you will ever be.

Submitted by LynD on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 8:58pm.

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AND YEAH ENQUIRER USUALLY RIGHT... NOMATTER WHAT PEOPLE SAY....BEEN THAT WAY FOR YEARS.. THEY PAY GOOD MONEY FOR THEIR SHIT...

Submitted by LynD on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 8:54pm.

LynD

Well the COKE doesn't fall far from the MIRROR AND STRAW does it Bobbi Kris????

Secondly how does someone set u up to looK liKe ur taKin drugs??? lol... If thats the case we all should have "set up pics" to be worried about.

#BITCH PLEEZ!!!!!

Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 3:20pm.

Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 4:26pm.

andy dick will tea bag satan for 2 pesos

ima gonna dance on sombrero when he croaks
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 3:17pm.

*shrugs*

Many people use drugs recreationally and don't become addicts.

Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 2:56pm.

andy dick will tea bag satan for 2 pesos

ima gonna dance on sombrero when he croaks

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Submitted by jackie on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 2:56pm.

how do celebs let themselves get caught on camera. i would never snort or smoke any illegal shit around anyone else point blank. and is anyone surprised lol this is her destiny.

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 2:49pm.

Salvia dust?? Lil' bitch, please!

Willow Smith, this is you in a few years unless you take your ass back to a real fucking school and reject any and all career advice from your parents. Save yourself!!

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 2:34pm.

Andy talks from both sides of his "dick mouth". He told Tom Green (on his internet show) that he didn't know Bree Hartman had a drug problem. Then he continues his teary eye bullshit to say that when he was in rehab the only person who called him was Phil to ask if the rehab place was good cause he was going to suggest it to Bree. Duh Andy!!

Love it that Jon gave him that beat down!!!

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Submitted by just passing through on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 2:29pm.

i hope her pieces of shit for parents are happy.

Submitted by colt13 on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 2:19pm.

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 1:39pm.
Yeah, I'm sure it was just "medicinal."

"Medicinal cocaine" for example.

Whatever.

PS: You gotta admire the National Enquirer's way of exposing liars and druggies for what they are. People can scorn all they want, but the Enquirer is right most of the time.
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I agree, they aren't scared of losing an exclusive like People.

Did not realize Bobbi was already 18. Will she smite her enimies with fire breathing fists?

Submitted by solstice on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 1:48pm.

"It isn't really what it looks like"?

So why not clarify what it really was instead of going on a Jesus rant on Twitter?

Submitted by azgirl on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 1:47pm.

"Set me up to make it look exactly what it looks like. God will smite them yes..But it’s really not what it looks like."

Um, I'm confused. So they set you up to take a picture of you looking like you are taking drugs, but that isn't what it looks like? What the hell else could this look like?

Submitted by PaperDolls on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 1:25pm.

Well, at least the ex boyfriend was a gentleman and held the mirror.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 1:24pm.

Hearing Whitney sing The Greatest Love of All just won't hit as deep anymore.

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 1:12pm.

This denial reminds me when Lilo was just a baby coke head. When asked if the rumors of her doing drugs were true or not she responded by saying along of the lines of no she would never do drugs because she witnessed first hand how destructive drugs are.

I bet Bobbie Kristina and Whitney share a pipe and coke mirror.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 1:09pm.

I'm sure she started with the cocaine to lose weight. You guys remember how fat she used to be?

Also, she looks like Bobby Brown in drag. Maybe that's another reason. It can't be easy being the daughter of a beautiful woman, especially if you don't inherit her looks. Look at those poor Moore-Willis girls.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 1:07pm.

This ugly little chunk is invoking the name of GOD???? Huh? *cocks head*

Normally I'd feel bad for an ugly chunk of crackbaby, but she's made it impossible.

She can pretend, but she knows she is ugly and untalented.

Submitted by Dolly_D on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:59pm.

Bobby be a religious crack head.

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Submitted by A__________Z on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:58pm.

Did any of you see the Youtube videos from Andy's holiday performances in Austin? He was certainly keeping it weird - and not in a good way.

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Submitted by chocopuffs on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:52pm.

well she is having her good ol' time, just like mom and dad,Bobby Christina is my hero.
now we know, two wrongs won't make a right.

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Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:47pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 2:14pm.

LOLZ XD

Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:45pm.

as SpongeBob would say, they blow up so fast. :'(

Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:45pm.

Andy on the other hand...big deal, he's been suckin' dick for coke his whole life. ************************************************************************************************ WINNING! http://media.ccomrcdn.com/media/station_content/11573/charlie_sheen_-_wi...

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:46pm.

Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 1:57pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 1:36pm
And it's TOTALLY true about crackheads...hell, if the rock falls into a used toilet they'll fish it out, dry it off and smoke it up.
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Hey..do you know what you get someone for Christmas that has everything?

A crack pipe...you won't have that problem NEXT year.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:42pm.

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:53pm.
cupcake - I wasn't saying in support of Dr. Drew,

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Oh, I know you weren't. I was agreeing with what you said.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:35pm.

Submitted by Inigo Jones on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 1:30pm.

LOL. Smite is such a rich, old-timey word.

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It is. Who knew a crackwhore would sexyback that shit?

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Submitted by dlaugher on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:33pm.

who is holding the tray for her? that is weird.

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:33pm.

" I LEARNED IT FROM YOU DAD!" Then Bobby hits her so hard it knocks the pipe outta her mouth. ************************************************************************************************ WINNING! http://media.ccomrcdn.com/media/station_content/11573/charlie_sheen_-_wi...

Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:30pm.

wow,whitney's lil apple didn't fall far from the tree.

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Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:27pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 1:36pm.

Jon Lovitz just earned 3,342,477 cool points.

And it's TOTALLY true about crackheads...hell, if the rock falls into a used toilet they'll fish it out, dry it off and smoke it up.

Crack is pretty damn wack...even if it's only used "socially". :P

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:20pm.

I think Andy is "whatever" sexual, meaning he'll suck a dick, take it in the ass, put it in a chocha and play with some DD's. He'll take whatevers being offered, including drugs.

Submitted by nunya_bizness on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:18pm.

Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 1:44pm.

When I first saw that pic, I was like, Sade! NO!
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Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:14pm.

andy dick was born a junkie wasn't he?...and well, bobby kris was born a crackie...i guess that was gawd's plan...
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Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:14pm.

When I first saw that pic, I was like, Sade! NO!

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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:09pm.

Yeah, I'm sure it was just "medicinal."

"Medicinal cocaine" for example.

Whatever.

PS: You gotta admire the National Enquirer's way of exposing liars and druggies for what they are. People can scorn all they want, but the Enquirer is right most of the time.

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:09pm.

Hartman's wife was a whackadoodle because of the anti-depressants mixed with alcohol AND cocaine.

You is not supposed to mix that shit!

Adding, she very well may have been a bit crazy in the brainz to begin with.

But those anti-depressants really fuck with some people. TRUST!

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:06pm.

Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 1:25pm.
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:47pm.
Why doesn't either one shock me?

A few years back, Jon Lovitz was set to jump and pummel Andy Dick with his fist to the face, because some beef went down where Andy was identified as the person who supplied the coke that lead to Bree Hartman killing Phil.

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I think they were all trying to keeping it away from her and then Dick showed up and grabbed for her, but unless she got ALL her coke from Dick what's the use? A coke head's gonna get that shit from who, what or wherever they can.

AND she was a fucking whack job to boot!

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:05pm.

Wow, Andy is a serious piece of shit.

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:00pm.

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:47pm.
Why doesn't either one shock me?

A few years back, Jon Lovitz was set to jump and pummel Andy Dick with his fist to the face, because some beef went down where Andy was identified as the person who supplied the coke that lead to Bree Hartman killing Phil.
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WOT!?!?!?!?!

Submitted by Inigo Jones on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:00pm.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 1:27pm.

Oohhhhhhhh nooooooo I've been smooted on twatter!

LOL. Smite is such a rich, old-timey word.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 11:59am.

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:47pm.

Why doesn't either one shock me?

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He did beat him up! The [bleep] is part of the article, I would have said ass.

Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose." Lovitz told Page Six, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole."

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/item_886iHMTII31Ql9qhYllJHN#ixzz1FZ5Mhur...

Submitted by UltraBaroque on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 11:58am.

Hahaha!! I'm surprised we haven't seen them yet. :)

That was funny - I didn't even think of it until it was posted...Sugar Tweets

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 11:57am.

Oohhhhhhhh nooooooo I've been smooted on twatter!

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 11:56am.

google images = kissing girls, drinking "liquids" out of plastic red cups (we all know likker was in dem), surrounded by clouds of smoke, ho'ing it up in a bikini, snortin some lines.

Yes, I want you in my bible study group. Fucking HYPOCRITE!