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BIMBO THE BEAR!!! Don't let anybody tell you that the most famous white bear in the world is John Travolta, because that couldn't be closer to false. Bimbo the Bear is not only the mascot with the best name, but he's the face of the biggest bakery in the world!
The company Bimbo says that their name is pronounced "beembo," but please. You say "beembo," I say "BIMBO." You say "sloot," I say "slut!" You say "whore," I say "hi." Whatever. In Mexico, the word "bimbo" doesn't really mean anything, so the company chose the name because it sounds like Bambi and they wanted to be a kid-friendly company.
Little do they know, that if they searched Bimbo's family tree on ancestry.com, they'd find that the secret brother he never talks about is named....PEDOBEAR! PedoBear ran away from the den at a young age, because he was sick of living in the shadows of the glorious BIMBO who sat at the adult table during holidays first and never did anything wrong. There's a Maury episode in there somewhere.
But Bimbo isn't totally innocent. Look at his eyes widening at that sandwich. YEAST SLUT! Or should I say, YEAST BIMBO! But that is why I love him. Say BIMBO!
(For Brenda)
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MMMMMM already toasted bimbo bread is the best
LOVE! Say Beeembo! Giggle...
Bimbo...
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:21pm.
Happy Hour I WANNA GO BACK NOW!!! LOL
what are the name of the 7-11 type stores over there, it has slipped my mind
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DWM: try this, is only missed two!
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/03/its_time_to_play_sheen_beck_or.html
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
"I can't believe I have to pin my hopes on this season not sucking on a guy with a back hair sweater, but there it is." TWOP Survivor Recap
YES YES YES!!!! BIMBO THE BEST SLICED BREAD!!!! IT MAKES THE BEST FUCKEN SANDWICHES!
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Hey, the bimbo bear's been my icon here for YEARS! awesome! :D
Werd.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 8:34am.
I need a pocket sized one of these..
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/03/charlie_sheen_glossary.html
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OMFG, I so needed a laugh! Thanks for posting this!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
You say "beembo," I say "BIMBO." You say "sloot," I say "slut!" You say "whore," I say "hi."
HAHAHAH that just made my day!
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You say "beembo," I say "BIMBO." You say "sloot," I say "slut!" You say "whore," I say "hi." -MK 02.03.2011
@Rusty Hooligan:
Indeed, bimbo means "child" in Italian, but the word has no particular meaning in Spanish. The real mystery is how bimbo acquired its English meaning...
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bimbo
FUCK YES. MK, this is why I love you.
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That shit is nice. -MK
Happy Hour I WANNA GO BACK NOW!!! LOL
what are the name of the 7-11 type stores over there, it has slipped my mind
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
"I can't believe I have to pin my hopes on this season not sucking on a guy with a back hair sweater, but there it is." TWOP Survivor Recap
Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 9:39am.
YES, I was in PV last October and Yes, I had my share of Bimbo snack cakes!!
ETA: Mexican Bimbo does taste better than the "Americanized" Bimbo :-)
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The American stuff is really dry for some reason. Dunno why
The Bimbo Bear is responsible for all of my...curves. But bitch makes good bread, not mention really good snack cakes.
WhiskeyTango:
I disagree. I think 'mucus' is worse than 'yeast'.
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I see Bimbo products all the time here in Delaware. That little bear is so cute!
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"And then it was like, 'You must let me impose my will on your face.' And it was like, woah dude." - Charlie Sheen
When my family from Mexico would come visit, when they asked for sliced bread they'd ask for "pan Bimbo." I was little, and I'd be all WTF, Bimbo? *giggle* I didn't know and I was a snot. When I found out it was and before it was sold here I was totally jealous.
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"Dreams are only a cheap marketing ploy for Disney products, which are stomped out by reality upon reaching adulthood." Jazzfish_77, 03/01/2011 - 8:29pm.
I applied for a job at this company because I wanted my business cards to say BIMBO
First it was the Abuelita Chocolate and now the Bimbo bread! MK, have I told you recently how much I love you and this site? :)
I live in Houston so of course Bimbo is everywhere. I love them because they are cheaper than Hostess and you get more for your money.
Mmmmmmm, bimbuñuelos.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 9:31am.
LOL whenever I see Bimbo shit in the bodegas I am tranported to Puerto Vallarta, they have the best snack cakes and ice creams there!
YES, I was in PV last October and Yes, I had my share of Bimbo snack cakes!!
ETA: Mexican Bimbo does taste better than the "Americanized" Bimbo :-)
On an unrelated note, "yeast" is easily the worst word in the English language. Simply horrible. It's just nasty.
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LOL whenever I see Bimbo shit in the bodegas I am tranported to Puerto Vallarta, they have the best snack cakes and ice creams there!
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
"I can't believe I have to pin my hopes on this season not sucking on a guy with a back hair sweater, but there it is." TWOP Survivor Recap
Well, this is enlightening. Before this, I thought those BIMBO trucks were on the way to make a delivery to Charlie Sheen's house.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
Every time I buy Bimbo, I feel like a slut!
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Yes yes yes! I live in Denver and I'm poor, so I shop at a few of the thousands and thousands of Mexican grocery stores around here, and Bimbo Bear is everywhere! The greatest!
The term "bimbo" (from Ital. "little child") came into English long before the Mexican bakery. I guess the bakery didn't do a word-search when it began selling here, post-WW2. In Sp, it doesn't mean anything, does it?
Really hope someone finds they're related to someone infamous thru ancestry.com. And they put that on as a commercial.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
LOL @ Squirts soda. There's a bar here that should sell it. It's called Spunk.
MK, you're descriptions and little stories are always so hilarious.
Finally the Bimbo mystery is solved! Thanks MK i always wondered why a company called Bimbo used a bear eating snacks to sell their goods. Always made me laugh when i saw the stuff in stores.
I need a pocket sized one of these..
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/03/charlie_sheen_glossary.html
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Back when I was a younger Bowchica, I spent a little under 2 years living and working in Mexico, at a resort. The first two things which amused me in the local grocery store were Bimbo bread, which still cracks me up to this day, and the soda called Squirts.
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
Hey meester would you likes a Beembo samweech?
"You say whore, I say hi!" LMFAO. Great way to start the morning.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
"You say "whore," I say "hi."
I love you MK...
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