Hot Slut Of The Day!
BIMBO THE BEAR!!! Don't let anybody tell you that the most famous white bear in the world is John Travolta, because that couldn't be closer to false. Bimbo the Bear is not only the mascot with the best name, but he's the face of the biggest bakery in the world!
The company Bimbo says that their name is pronounced "beembo," but please. You say "beembo," I say "BIMBO." You say "sloot," I say "slut!" You say "whore," I say "hi." Whatever. In Mexico, the word "bimbo" doesn't really mean anything, so the company chose the name because it sounds like Bambi and they wanted to be a kid-friendly company.
Little do they know, that if they searched Bimbo's family tree on ancestry.com, they'd find that the secret brother he never talks about is named....PEDOBEAR! PedoBear ran away from the den at a young age, because he was sick of living in the shadows of the glorious BIMBO who sat at the adult table during holidays first and never did anything wrong. There's a Maury episode in there somewhere.
But Bimbo isn't totally innocent. Look at his eyes widening at that sandwich. YEAST SLUT! Or should I say, YEAST BIMBO! But that is why I love him. Say BIMBO!