And Then There Was Michelle Rodriguez
I was wondering why Natalie Portman thanked Michelle Rodriguez* in her never-ending acceptance speech of never-ending thank yous last night, but now I know why. Natalie's unborn baby is the reincarnation of Nostradamus and told her that Michelle Rodriguez would dress jack Noah Cyrus and stomp through the night in some silver ho shit: boudoir edition. I want to get on a stage myself and thank Michelle for this elegant mess.
MRod is a butch bitch who usually only wears black leather, gun holsters, pocket knives, boxer briefs, a jock strap and a serious snarl, so I'm surprised to see her wearing vintage Victoria's Secret (and by vintage I mean like 2002).
You know that by the end of the night, Michelle had that skirt hiked over her bagina and downed a Bud while sitting spread eagle like a bow-legged trucker getting a $2 lap dance.
* Yes, I know Natalie Portman thanked a different Michelle Rodriguez, but let me believe.
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If the legs were not showing through it would be a slam dunk.
Michelle is wearing the Hell out of that dress. She's smoking hot!
Rosie O'Donnell mouth..
SHE CAN KICK MY ASS ANYTIME
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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Tue, 03/01/2011 - 10:06am.
Michelle Rodriguez can don a strap-on and fuck me until I speak French, so I won't hate
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HA HA TEAM MROD!
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
Michelle Rodriguez can don a strap-on and fuck me until I speak French, so I won't hate.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 03/01/2011 - 7:06am.
Awwwww..*blushes*. Thanks :)
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
i think its a ludicrous dress, but shimmery and pretty at the same time. and the cut is a million times more flattering than madonna's, as is the neckline.
i dont think she looks bad at all, tho i do wish these people would learn that sometimes more is more.
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The McCanns Did It
Submitted by guest on Tue, 03/01/2011 - 8:13am.
very similar to the madonna mess only in gray.
I'm afraid we're seeing the start of an ugly trend.
I’ve always liked MR, and the fact she likes girls makes her even sexier. Having said that she probably wants nothing to do with a guy but I’d still ask her to bring her friend, and yes I realize that’s a tired guy fantasy but too bad, a guy can wish can’t he?
She's hot and tweaks my inner lesiban's nipple.
The dress isn't great, though.
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The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
very similar to the madonna mess only in gray.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Looks like she forgot to put her dress on before leaving the house. WTF?
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"When people ask me what I am, I just tell them I'm 100% cunt slut." - MK, 2/8/11
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 03/01/2011 - 12:10am.
I think she is hot.
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Me, too.
You, too as well.
The top is pretty, and her jewels and purse coordinate. It's really only the waist to knees area that gets a bit tragic.
I like Michelle. She's genuinely badass, unlike some of those princesses who try to pretend they are edgy. I've seen studio shots of Michell where was was fixed up and looked really beautiful and feminine. I think they might have been on her IMDB awhile back.
I've never seen her act in anything, but I don't like that Grindhouse shit, so that's why.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
if that dress wasn't see through, it would actually be very nice.
but i guess that's the point.
I don't hate her but i don't like her either.
I have an athletic hourglass figure. Yay!
But I bet I owe my figure and small waist not really on the sports I practiced but to the years I spent wearing an orthopedic brace all nights (from 10 years to my 16) because my fucking left hip grew 3mm shorter of the right (and then they evened out after puberty). So yeah, it paid out sweetly, and my spine was preserved and kept alright, but it wasn't that funny, then.
And I've seen much worse than just having to wear a small brace during the nights. So I was really lucky.
Anyway, I like Michelle Rodriguez.
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Silvio Berlusconi, just die already.
Submitted by babyruthnotdookie on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 10:22pm.
my arm was broken or I would have given her a sever beat down. It was also a company car
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Would a "sever" beat down beat down be one where you cut an arm or leg off?
Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 03/01/2011 - 1:10am.
That's how my waist is. There's a "dip", but it's not as curved as I'd like it to be. I've been looking for exercises that *might* emphasize certain areas to balance it a little bit. All I can figure out are gluteal exercises.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
It's funny how ho dresses always seem to come in pairs. Just when you think you saw the most shameless cry for attention, in comes Madonna. Thank you Lord, for balancing my universe.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 03/01/2011 - 1:01am.
I feel ya on the waist to hip ratio. My hips are 41 inches, but they don't look that wide. My waist is small, but it's not defined, so I kinda look like a rectangle.
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Throw your soul through every open door
Count your blessings to find what you look for
Turn my sorrow in to treasured gold
You'll pay me back in kind and reap just what you've sown
-Adele
When I'm not fat, I'm somewhere between petite and curvy. I just wish I had a better ass to begin with.
I have big tits, but they aren't round enough.
I would like to have a smaller waist. When I got measured a few years ago for my prom gown, my hips were about forty inches around. I just have too many ribs or something because they don't look wide by comparison.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 10:25pm.
I haven't liked this chick at all since "Girlfight". She was awesome in that movie.
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Have you seen Machete?
Great film overall, but she added to its greatness.
I'd hit it hard.
Submitted by Fraggle on Tue, 03/01/2011 - 12:26am.
'Night, Fraggle! *gives you Eskiimo kisses back*
LaChaylo, I actually love being small in the chest. You'd surprised what you can do with a v-neck and a Wonderbra. *wink*
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Throw your soul through every open door
Count your blessings to find what you look for
Turn my sorrow in to treasured gold
You'll pay me back in kind and reap just what you've sown
-Adele
Dirty ho jailbird
Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 03/01/2011 - 12:17am.
And ITA about pearshapes being overrated. I'll take my body over that any day. But only if I can have a defined waist.:)
If having a defined waist means I have to have huge hips and pendulous tits, count me out. lol
I just push up my b-cups as best I can in cute empire-waist shirts/sweaters paired with tight-fitting boot-cut jeans or I wear full length or mini dresses with the empire-waist cut which is very flattering for us chickadees with more athletic bodies who want to be feminine but don't have the ginormous curves to pull off a slinky number.
*gives you an eskimo kiss*
Okay, gotta watch the rest of Toy Story 3...!
Have a great night, Hotmami, you sexay sweet thang, you!
@Hotmami - YES, I totally am jelly of your body. I inherited my dad's side of the fam's big boobs, which I got around 6th grade, and no matter how much I workout I can get rid of my tummy. *cries*
I'd LOVE to be athletic, even with smaller boobs. Besides, clothes are so much more fun when big boobs aren't getting in the way.
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Submitted by Fraggle on Tue, 03/01/2011 - 12:12am.
Haha, thanks for the compliment... *blushes like a schoolgirl* Say something nice: That color is AWESOME on her.
And ITA about pearshapes being overrated. I'll take my body over that any day. But only if I can have a defined waist.:)
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Throw your soul through every open door
Count your blessings to find what you look for
Turn my sorrow in to treasured gold
You'll pay me back in kind and reap just what you've sown
-Adele
Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 11:55pm.
Ok. This chick has my body type.
I'd like to be the chick who knows your hot body as I type this!
;)
All harmless flirting aside...
Pear-shapes are way overrated (the big boobs will sag and stretch-mark, the hips will widen out, the thighs will cottage cheese, the ass will go from a shelf to a lower drawer and the ankles will turn into cankles given time and enough deep-fried twinkie-bacon-fritters).
Meh. I'm hot for women with athletic, slightly on the thin side, firm, feminine with a touch of boyish bodies coupled with a gorgeous, feminine face.
Dear Santa,
(I keed, I keed)...
I think she is hot.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
She'll be the future Chuck Norris.
Just watch.
Ok. This chick has my body type. Thin, but athletic, with no real waist definition. That translates to "Super feminine lacy shit does not look right." She looks like a fucking tranny in the body, just like I would in that dress. Simplicity is key. Clean lines, nothing to frilly.
ETA: How tall is she?
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Throw your soul through every open door
Count your blessings to find what you look for
Turn my sorrow in to treasured gold
You'll pay me back in kind and reap just what you've sown
-Adele
I hope we're not shitting on M-Rod. She's one of the most bad-ass women in movies. Plus, she'd beat the hell out of you guys and get off on it. Remember Famke Janssen in GoldenEye?
I don't know how why, but Michelle Rodrieguez is just incredibly unsexy. Not ugly or anything, but unsexy. Like I can't stand the idea of her having sex with ANYONE.
I wish she'd just come out and go full-on dyke, because that would fit her infinitely better than this stupid dress. Maybe she could date Weaselface Stewart.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Nice body.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Somebody needs a job...
Still hot. Would wreck.
I guess she was planning on riding a bicycle home from the show. Or is it a black spanx?
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 10:01pm.
This dress immediately reminds me of Demi Moore's old Oscar dress.
http://image.thehothits.com/342x456/demi_moore_worst_dressed_oscars_342x...
I love this bitch. Can't wait to see her in Battle Los Angeles
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I can take seeing her naked or fully clothed, but this is repellent.
She probably asked herself, "what would a femme wear"? It's like she's in drag.
I like her, though. Girlfight was a good movie.
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Silly rabbit.
I gotta say it. Girl is giving me a total boner in that dress. Michelle, call me. Give me a chance to make you change teams.
Eck that dress is FUG. It looks like she's wearing a lace diaper. Reminds me of that hideous yellow dress from that show on Oxygen starring those Jersey chicks who sold prom dresses. They were always trying to get rid of it but no one wanted that shit.
Then again, if I'm ever forced to wear a burka it's going to be made out of this material. heh
Okay, I couldn't find the art gallery story, but I know I read it somewhere, dammit! She was charged with assault in 2003 against her 'roommate', but the girl wanted the charges dropped. But I did find this story, lol.....
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/45130/michelle-rodriguezs-angry-di...
Eddie we both almost died. Anway more intresting then that. Charlie Sheen is missing a tooth now. Check out the Pierce Morgan interview. When he smiles at the end his top left tooth is gone!