Open Post: Hosted By Paula Deen's Butter-Seeking Tongue
Knowing very well that Paula Deen's tongue can scrape the butter out of every nook and cranny, Food Network's Robert Irvine smeared fermented cream all over his hard biscuits and let Fry Daddy's sweetheart go hog wild on that shit at the South Beach Food & Wine Festival this past weekend. After Paula feverishly licked those abs like a fat boy eating ice cream in the rain and caused Robert's innie to seal shut for the rest of the day, she put his spine to the test by bareback riding him all around the stage.
Ride that hot bull, Paula! Who cares if Robert will need physical therapy for a broken back and mental therapy for the image of you on your knees in front of him. GET. IT.
And I really don't need to tell you what happened after Paula "accidentally" poured shrimp juice on Robert's crotch.
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These photos. Wow.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 03/01/2011 - 1:29am.
Thank you!
I'm not one to judge people's tastes in movies. Hehehe. I'm watching Candyman right now.
Goodnight!
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 03/01/2011 - 1:17am.
good luck on your search, and pat your putty tat(that just sounds wrong!LOL!) while she waits.
... off to write a letter, while getting ready to watch "Memories of Me"... what?.. sue me, i like old Billy Crystal movies!
night, Khensu, and all!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 03/01/2011 - 1:07am.
LOL! I feel really bad getting annoyed at her because I know it isn't really her fault, but ugh she postures herself at every living thing, my two male dogs, family members, and myself! We are not interested in mounting her, except for my labrador mutt that licks at her crotch! (He also needs "taken care of".) She makes a lot of noise and is VERY loud when she's calling for a mate.
I'm looking at the ASPCA website right now.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 03/01/2011 - 12:54am.
i'm not sure about unhealthy, but.. yeah... i went one time with my young(pfft! she's 10 now, but she's still young to the 20 year old fatty!) one and that was it... it drove me bonkers with her rolling around in a half cry/half purr state while trying to get another female cat to hump her... yep, that was it... i may put up with a lot of things, but lesbian cat acts is not one of them!LOL!
i would figure that you could get her "taken care of"(don't use that term unless you're getting her put down! HA!) for very cheap at a humane society place... don't they even do it for free sometimes?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 03/01/2011 - 12:46am.
I figured I'd ask because I know that D-Listed is a very pet friendly environment, so I'll take any advice.
This is the first kitten I've ever owned, and the first female pet I've had that wasn't neutered when I first got her. She's driving me up a wall. More importantly, someone told me it isn't healthy for the cat to be in heat unless we're breeding kittens.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 03/01/2011 - 12:38am.
hiya, Khensu!!
i'd like to address your "fixing a cat" question, but... my fat cat was spade when i got her, and the lil one was done over nine years ago, so... i have no idea what it costs now...
... have you consulted Bob Barker? hee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My laptop is done for. It won't even turn on.
OffTopic: I hate couples who like to make other people feel uncomfortable in public.
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OffTopic again: Is it expensive to neuter your cat?
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
*kicks in thread door*... *throws bottle of vodka across the room*... *stands with hands on hips with a glaring eye*...
.. ALRIGHT, BITCHES... WHO DID IT?!
i've just spent the last two days cleaning out my computer trying to find the trojan virus that fucked my internet experience up... yes, i'm blaming one of you all!!... it has nothing to do with my love of pirate music, porn, conspiracy sites, or any of the MANY penis enlargement e-mails i get daily!... i blame one of you!
come on... fess up!
anyway, kudos to whoever did it(not that i'm really blaming anyone here... i'm just having a lil bit of fun with my misery)
now that i've vented... let's see what i've missed for the last two days.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I'm awake but I'm boring.
I've never heard of those drops, but I've tried just about everything to lose weight.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Are you guys awake?
I am bored out of my mind! Ended up buying those HCG drops that are supposed to make you lose weight and now I regret it!!
Anyone ever try them?
FOK U FB for making a liar out of me you ho.
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ETA he came back up! So I sent his Muppet ass a friend request
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
After a long FOI fight with the FBI, someone finally got redacted classified documents that show that Ted Kennedy, in 1961, when he'd been married for two years to Joan but before he was specially elected senator from MA, hired an entire bordello in Chile for the night. He tried the same thing in Peru, where a local pol called him "pompous and arrogant" (not sure that's an exact quote but it's close).
(1) I can't believe folks are still protecting his tarnished legacy after death. (2) You wonder if he'd have been elected if the bordello news had come out then, but MA loves its Kennedys and not even Chappaquiddick was enough to derail his career.
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Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus-sized.
GODDAMNIT HE SHOWED UP AGAIN ON FB. Imma friend his ass and see what's what.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Paula demonstrates her recipe for late night butter.
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"I still wouldn't..." - Satan
Puh-leez.
Oscars were so bad last night. Me and my buddies turned them off and showed eachother our sex tapes and had our own Oscars award for the best of categories.
Best Anal
Best Deepthroat
Best Doggiestyle
I've just realized something positive has come out of this whole Charlie Sheen mess. With the media focus being on his crackie head fuckery occasionally interspersed with Gags in her egg (or just self agrandising), Lilo parking in 'her spot' at the LA court and Biebs new hairdo - the evil famewhore Kardassians heven't been able to get a look in! Carlos has shoved their fat asses completely out of the spotlight - and it takes a lot to eclipse those hippo butts. Go crackie Carlos! Long may you rant!
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"I still wouldn't..." - Satan
DRIVE BY WHORES!!!!!!!
I missed all the post Oscar chats and Carlos Esteves fuckery. UGH!
♥
Jane Russell dead at 89.
Queenie, i agree, we entirely care too much!! One of these days, i ll just pull my boob out at Walmart, scream "what rhymes with winning??? ANYONE??" and then, to top it off, i ll take a shit on the floor right by Costumer Service...And i better be HSOTD on the D the day after!!!
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
Joan Rivers = Patsy Stone in a few years' time. And sorry, Kelly, you got some kissin' thighs going on up in that shit. Get thee to a fucking gym!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
I would totally ride him too but not in that position !! Oooofahhhh
Robert Irvine has a peanut head on a turtle neck. And this picture makes me feel all sorts of ickies.
The last thumbnail is Kate Gosselin in 20 years.
Between Carlos and WalMart Boob Lady, we have an epidemic of IDGAF. I wish I could get me some.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
I really don;t know which one of those chunks grosses me out more.
Usually, it's HIM.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 4:22pm.
QBK - thanks.
And I have a friend who has 2 profiles like that... one is for his friends and family and the other is for all the chicks at the local HOOTERS! lol. He goes there almost every night so he knows the waithorz... he just friends them so he can whack it to their pictures... and no, "friend" does not = Jack!!
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Yeah Okay LOL!
If he declined my friend request, I'd be devastated.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Paula Deen auditions for a job at Carlos Estevez's house as a godess.
mmmm, QBK!!! sounds awesome!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Imma make chicken-fried steak for dinner tonight. Yum!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
UBF! Gross!!!!!!!!!!!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 4:08pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 4:04pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 3:56pm.
snowy - yea, I didn't really notice everything swaying lol but figured it out when the chicks we were with started screaming "OMG SHITS MOVIN!!"
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LMAO!!
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hahaha I had been grilling out all day (drinking beer) so things were a little shakey anyway.
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Well shit, there ya go right there. I hope I'm not grilling and beering when The Apocalypse comes cuz if it does I'm not gonna notice.
LMAO at the first link you posted spicey... fuck
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
UBF, I've got a shirt with a rooster on it and it says "Free Cock Rides" and another one that says "I used to be f*cking stupid, but then we broke up"...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
and this
http://www.beachcreeps.com/sack-it-to-me-one-more-time/
and this
http://www.beachcreeps.com/the-elephant-tusk/
where in hell do these people get their swimwear and how come they don't get arrested for this fuckery?
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"Lady Gaga is Madonna with diarrhea!" - Charo
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Now THIS i can approve of:
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=12795
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
fuck! that People of Walmart link took me to this
beauty
http://www.beachcreeps.com/ball-support/
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"Lady Gaga is Madonna with diarrhea!" - Charo
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QBK - thanks.
And I have a friend who has 2 profiles like that... one is for his friends and family and the other is for all the chicks at the local HOOTERS! lol. He goes there almost every night so he knows the waithorz... he just friends them so he can whack it to their pictures... and no, "friend" does not = Jack!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Thanks, horz! The second thing I thought when she mentioned that, was "I have to get my bitches to weigh in on this here fuckery!"
I'm not saying a word about it to her. I'll let it play out.
BAMBAM, that song is genius. The Pointer Sisters are awesome.
Submitted by Wonder Woman on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 3:57pm.
is anyone watching oprah??? i threw up in my mouth a little when anne hathaway was on!!! she is a bit over the top..
NOW that f bomb dropping bitch is on
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Oprah gagged me with the "you were so terrific" shit to Hathaway.
I like Melissa Leo (f bomb dropping bitch) She is the only one that still seems "real".
SWEET FAT TITTY, UBF!!!!!!!!!!!!
*gags*
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The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
Jack! LOVE the new avvie!!!!!
Anywhore, I was on FB earlier today and Neighbor Man came up as someone I may know.
Apparently he has 2 FB profiles - one is under his full name and the other (which is the one appearing on my FB) is under his first two initials and his last name. It's blank too which is odd. No photo, nothing listed. NADA.
He's an odd duck.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
UBF I just vomited.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
OMFG, UBF!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 4:04pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 3:56pm.
snowy - yea, I didn't really notice everything swaying lol but figured it out when the chicks we were with started screaming "OMG SHITS MOVIN!!"
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LMAO!!
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hahaha I had been grilling out all day (drinking beer) so things were a little shakey anyway.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Yeah here it's the New Madrid fault, and there have been tons of little earthquakes in AR this month! They said last night's was the strongest one here since 1969.
Provy LOL dang near lost mah prize dream catcher c'llection.
Jesbus! I'm gonna have to acid bath my eyes to get rid of Paula doing the tongue slide on Robert.
Argggh! Must carve eye balls out!
I would have pants him. Robert has enough personality to neutralize any fug.
~*Lets go to my room pig!*~
How come i NEVER get to see cool shit at our local Walmart??
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=38572
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
LOL provy - NOT a nascar fan.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH