The Return Of The VADGE!!!!
Lady Caca can have the silicone Klingon wishbones on her forehead, but the original Madonna is showing her how to keep it simply elegant by lifting, separating and stuffing her 52-year-old labia into a one-piece that a trampy granny wears when the plumber comes to visit. MONA ROBINSON, eat this!
This is the kind of hot outfit that Blanche Devereaux wore to give a dying lover his last rites, among other things. And Vadge pairing it with a vest made of Baby Jesus' conditioned nut hairs was a good move.
Here's more of Madge bringing her vadge out of hibernation and flashing her first-degree Joan Rivers face with Lourdes at Vanity Fair's post-Oscar party last night. And the Miss Cleo in me can read your thoughts. Why would Lourdes be embarrassed? Just like us, she's used to her mom dressing like a horny old ho.
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The 7 minutes of pretentious SciFi wannabe bullshit I just sat through makes Madonna look so much better.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Madonna still has a bangin body for A WOMAN HER AGE!
And the young lady is dressed inappropriately... damn little hoochie mama kids!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 12:40pm.
OFF TOPIC: This is so unfair!
Kirstie Alley & Maksim Chmerkovskiy
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Uh, what do you mean Kirstie and Maksim? Is SHE going on DWTS? I refuse to believe they are, *gulp* dating, they aren't, are they?
Yeah can't hate on Madonna today. She looks great
Lourdes has some football shoulders goin' on!
Madonna is just trying to upstage her young daughter, who I agree, looks like a cross between Cher and the Tard sisters.
Submitted by silvarga on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 12:41pm.
Nothing teaches empowerment like a good ol' Mother-Daughter coochie-flash-off.
I want that sentiment stitched on a pillow!!!
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I AM on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. -- Carlos Estevez
she has been swimming in formaldehyde for the past few weeks in preparation for this outing I bet...or getting injected with every filler known to man.
I question her decision to bring such a young girl like Lourdes into this type of party amongst all the Hollywood pervs.
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"Lady Gaga is Madonna with diarrhea!" - Charo
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Lourdes is stunning and Madonna's still got it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 12:35pm.
Lourdes looks like a long lost Kardashian
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LMAO!! She does!
Looking at these pictures I flashed on that scene in Mommy Dearest when Joan and Christina were racing in the pool and Joan won.
Joan says, "Nobody ever said life was fair, Tina. I'm bigger and I'm faster. I will always beat you!"
Sorry haters but Madonna looks amazing.
lol @ memaw crotch. one time when my hub was little & laying on the floor watching cartoons...his aunt, that was like a grandma really, stepped over him sans panties!! yikes!!!! that image was burned into his memory. even when he re-tells that story his expression is barf worthy. lol.
lourdes is so pretty. & madonna is wearing taylor momsen's ass in these pics. i swear i think taylor momsen & kelly osbourne remind her of herself.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Nothing teaches empowerment like a good ol' Mother-Daughter coochie-flash-off.
some women just don't know how to age gracefully. Notice the crucifix necklace. Looks like someone is permanently stuck in her ''Like a Prayer'' and ''Vogue'' days.
Snowy!!! i was thinking the same thing!!! lmao
Her dress is TOO SHORT.
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But take your time, think a lot,
Why, think of everything you've got.
For you will still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not.
-Cat Stevens
Good Lord.
WTF with mini-Cher? Weird.
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The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
OFF TOPIC: This is so unfair!
Kirstie Alley & Maksim Chmerkovskiy
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
I'm thinking with Madonna always being the center of attention and everyone else is an accessory Lourdes is gonna go the Chaz Bono route someday.
And Maddie, do us all a favor, get rid of the cheek implants, your face looks permanently puffy.
I'll take this any day over gagme. Madonna's looking good
Lourdes looks like a long lost Kardashian
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
In the name of all that is holy, put it away!