The Return Of The VADGE!!!!

Okay, the eighth thumbnail just screamed PRISCILLA PRESLEY at me.

**sits in corner, chews nails nervously awaiting nightmares tonight**

How do you say "Fuck, she's had even MORE work done?" in vadge-speak?

Speaking of Cher, I'm sure they both have the same surgeon. FFS, Madonna, stop already.

Madonna looks amazing..as usual!

Submitted by bookworm on Tue, 03/01/2011 - 12:25am.

Lourdes is gorgeous, but she should ditch the black hair! A warm brown/chestnut colour would look much nicer on her.
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I sort of like the straight black hair. I watched the Grammys and saw a lot of long straight pressed hair. Is the 70s Cher look in? That's who Lourdes looks like to me, with the eye make-up and hair. Mm, and the beaded "ethnic" dress.

Submitted by Tatiana on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 10:42pm.
Why is this hag only ever seen with Lourdes? Doesn't she have three other kids? Did she ship them back to Africa?

Yup: David, Mercy, and Rocco. But they are quite a bit younger and not yet profitable.

Lourdes looks lovely but could be headed for trouble: growing up too fast. Madge looks better with some weight on her and fewer sinews.

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OMFG, I do not believe it! Madge has finally, after all these years had a nose job. She got her cheeks/chin done, eye/brow lift, botox, fillers etc. But she never touched her slightly hooked/beaky nose. But she has obviously had it shaved down, plus the tip looks tweeked. WOW!

Lourdes is gorgeous, but she should ditch the black hair! A warm brown/chestnut colour would look much nicer on her.

Wow I'm surprised she let Lourdes out of the house dressed like that. Isn't she 13. Bitch won't let her watch tv, but showing off her underage cooch that's okay? Pedobear approves.

Why is this hag only ever seen with Lourdes? And only ever blabs about Lourdes in interviews? Lourdes and me have a fashion line. Lourdes is my date whenever I go to parties. Lourdes thinks I am a great mom. Lourdes is so stylish. Blah blah blah. Doesn't she have three other kids? Did she ship them back to Africa? (Or Guy Richie, in Rocco's case?) I wonder if they are jealous of all the attention their big sis recieves, or possibly glad Crazy Madge leaves them the hell alone?

Also, Lourdes's dress is too short.

Madonna = No Class, as usual.

Ahhh... the Vaginista keeps giving.

Pretty sure she's got implants in those cheeks.

Her face cheeks, not her ass cheeks.

ETA: I wonder if Lourdes gets embarrassed having her as a mother.
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Madonna is just a HUGE hypocritical slut! HATE her.
Her career was a constant imitation of Marilyn Monroe and Marlene Dietrich. SHe really wanted to meet Marlene and the old great declined asking "Madonna who??" LOVED it. SHE was the original!! Look her up and see how many looks and comments Of Marlene's were stolen by Madonna and now SHE is concerned about people copying her?? She even wanted everyone to call her daughter LOLA after a famous Marlene role.
Madonna also gave Cher hell back in the 80s for her decision to still entertain. How old is Madonna NOW?? Time catches up to all of us huh, Vadgie??
And don't forget Madonna the LADY. Anybody remember her SEX book and her deep thoughts in it about her vagina. YES, V E R R Y classy stuff!!

I never knew Madonna had such lovely cheekbones. God, I can't believe I used to like this cold, unfeeling woman.

Submitted by Lindalou on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 8:21pm.

I googled, Lourdes is 14, 15 in October. She is stunning and well trained in posing for the cameras. I would figure her for Hollywoods next wild child but I don't see her mother as the next White Oprah or Billy Ray.
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I wondered how old she was. From all I have ever read Mamadonna is/was pretty strict about her upbringing. Makes me kinds hate that I have to give her kudos for that.

I googled, Lourdes is 14, 15 in October. She is stunning and well trained in posing for the cameras. I would figure her for Hollywoods next wild child but I don't see her mother as the next White Oprah or Billy Ray.

Submitted by Anonymoussss on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 4:55pm.

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Uh,those ARE her brows post-waxing. The kid's been going for waxing since she was like 7 or something. She sported a unibrow clear across her forehead and her arms looked like a werewolf's.

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well i stand corrected lol. but isn't she half italian/half spanish? i think that explains it.

You go girl, show Lady Gaga how to not wear pants for half a century.

Re: 1st degree Joan Rivers face - crack me up!

Anyone else agree Madge's face is morphing into Priscilla Presley's (post cosmetic surgery)

See this pic:

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/dailymusto/2008/03/priscilla_queen.php

Every new pic of Madonna I see the similarities become more and more apparent. Time for her to lay of the botox. :]

I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard

soon Madge will be saying to lourdes...
"whats that boy's name, the one you like at school, why dont you ask him over next saturday for a pool party?"

and the boy turns up and vadge is in her 2 piece barely there bikini and proceeds to seduce him, in the name of "teaching" lourdes the ways of a woman. SICKKKKK

but lourdes, this wont be the last time honey, your mum will be fucking or trying to fuck every guy you bring home from now until that bitch goes six feet under.

Goth hooker attire notwithstanding, Madge looks OK. Lourdes looks very pretty.

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She has millions of dollars and I'm sure she's invested it well. Why not just QUIT NOW and live off it? Why keep torturing everyone with her hideous ass?

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I remember when Lourdes was a pretty little girl, now she's just another tramped up teen.

Lourdes looks like a lost Kardashian. :)

Hot mess.

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I bet Madonna hates that, at fifteen, Lourdes is already way more beautiful than she ever was. Because, let's face it, Madonna was never really that beautiful. Sick body, nice eyes, but not beautiful. To me, anyway.

Then again, to have your looks peak at fifteen...not sure how she'll look 10-15 years from now.

*sigh* I miss 1980's Madonna.

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Hope Lourdes gets the urge for unnatural black hair out of her system soon.

Nothing more pathetic than a middle aged mom competing with her teenage daughter.

Madge - tranny granny
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Why doesn't Madge give Lourdes a gift certificate to the laser salon? Who would want to have to rip that much hair off their body each month?

Little Lourdes is just coming into her adolescent superfluous facial hair stage.
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I thought Lourdres was 17-19! She looks like she could be my age.. eh she's okay looking but she seems somewhat normal. She reminds me of my sister in law's slutty niece. She has nice eyes though. :]

Ewww. It looks like Cher and Cruella de Ville's grandmother who doesn't comprehend the phrase Mutton Dressed as Lamb.

I feel bad for the poor dead animal sitting on this useless old twat's shoulders. I feel bad she is pimping her kid out also.

madonna's face looks as if it's melting from all the surgery she's had. her face looks nothing like her original face. she's fit as hell for a 52yo...gotta give her that but who wouldn't be if they had her cash? kinda easy to 'admire' someone who has all the possibilities in this world to do whatever it takes to look and feel good.
was she a regular woman we wouldn't want to see her pics.
as for her daughter...she definitely looks older than 14-15. let's hope vadge has some common sense and won't let her become a little whore.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Okay, here's Lourdes looking like Eddie Munster with a unibrow and 'stache:

http://www.aprilwinchell.com/images/lourd.jpg

Submitted by jackie on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 2:50pm.
her eyebrows are fine cuz she is 14. who gets waxed at 14 other than maybe a kardashian.

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Uh,those ARE her brows post-waxing. The kid's been going for waxing since she was like 7 or something. She sported a unibrow clear across her forehead and her arms looked like a werewolf's.

Lourdes is a little stunner. Bet Madge HATES that! Demi must love it that she's hotter than her girls, vain showbiz mums are the worst.

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Madonna and I came up in the same era, i'm just as lean & mean as she at 52yo but certainly not as keen as she is when it comes to making money. Unfortunately,, she seems to have lost her way like Janet Jackson has when it comes to style,,,, fashion,,, but at least chunky Janet isn't wearing her family's fashion creations for publicity?
WTF is this mess?!! It looks like Lourdes's Eyebrows turned into (((If You Dare, Here's My Hair n Twilight's Zone Wear!!)))
I got a funny feeling Lourdes is going to be hanging out at the same church Cher's daughter Chasity is going to now.

{{Carpet Munchers for Jesus Church}}

stamk, maybe with lightER hair, like a chocolate brown instead of black, but as a blonde? Horrendous. You have to have the right skin tone to pull of blonde. I can list about 20 people with dark skin or eyes that should NEVER try blonde.

Katherine McPhee, anyone? terrible choice!

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Wow, Lourdes is only like 14 or 15? Thought she was a few years older than that. My father would never have let me out of the house at 14 looking so slutty.

And somebody said upthread that she's only wearing the same thing other kids her age are wearing? That's sad, if true. Why do kids gotta whore it up so early in life these days, and why do (so many) parents (apparantly) gotta be so okay with that?

Nah with the right make-up Lourdes would look much better as a blonde. And she would prob look more her age, too. The Mrs. Adams' look ages her in a bad way.

stank, with her dark eyes and skin, Lourdes would look ridiculous as a blonde. Her coloring is perfect as it is.

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For you will still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not.
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I would have expected more personality from the daughter considering what she's worn in the past (street cloths). This needs to be Vadge's going away moment. She hasn't done anything recently (that I'm aware of), so I personally think she's irrelevant on the tiers of celebrity.

Beautiful Lourdes is showing her young and lovely legs, so of course the Madge shows up looking like a hooker in mourning.

100 virgins had to be drained of their blood for us to enjoy those pictures.

Madge looks good but not exactly motherly in this little Gothic ensemble.

It's a good thing she went to the party because this is as close as she'll ever be to the Academy Awards.

Can't wait for her latest opus to be released (working title: WE or a Nazi Love Affair)

Madonna is very pretty but she's missing an opportunity to redefine middle age fashion by trying to be edgy and compete with her daughter and Mr. GaGa. She used to be a leader but now she's a follower. I think that's what is so embarrassing about Madge and why so many people including those in the media are losing respect for her; hence the old age jokes, etc. (And she's doing this to herself).

Lourdes has a rather unfortunate looking face. She needs to quit the dark hair and go blonde. And why is she always tagging along with her mommy????

How old IS her daughter,anyway, like 12 or something? She looks like a little whore, just like her mother! Like mother, like daughter! What skanks!What kind of mother lets her kid dress like that?