Melissa Leo Should've Saved This Look For Tonight

Here's Melissa Leo at yesterday's Independent Spirit Awards in Santa Monica dressed like a track home madam who is about to flee through the sliding back door of her DIY brothel in Palmdale after authorities received an anonymous tip that she's housing imported whores in her garage. Tell me that isn't a look that screams "You've got a $20, I've got a hand job ho for you!"

You know, I'm so sick of dumb asses declaring that Natalie Portman "is the girl to watch" at the Oscars tonight. Yeah, I've been watching the fashion moves of that Ivy League al dente noodle for months and it's about as exciting as taking the SATs with a No.2 pencil on a Saturday morning while completely sober. Bitch is fashion Ambien. But Melissa Leo on the other hand, that ho knows that the best accessory is always a giant coat of CRAZY. Melissa's look tells a damn story. Yes, that story airs on truTV several nights a week, but a story it still is! Natalie's basic ass looks like it was attacked by an exploding lemon danish. Next.

Click here to see the ISA winners if that's what you need and below is a bunch of pictures of everybody who gave pose on the grey carpet yesterday. In order: the best dressed of the night Melissa Leo, Prince Von A-Hole, Chuckie Finster with Warren Beatty, Rosario Dawson, Taye Diggs, Illeana Douglas, James Franco, Thierry Guetta, Saint Crazy's daughter, Baron Baby Wipes, Vera Farmiga, Dana Delany, Nicole Kidman, Diego Luna with Camila Sodi, Ewan McGregor about to take a pee pee, Eva Mendes, Natalie Portman, Aron Ralston, a drunk Jeremy Renner, Mark Ruffalo with a hand full of Sunrise, Zoe Saldana, Lea Thompson, Kerry Washington and Naomi Watts with Liev Schreiber.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by dlaugher on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 1:16pm.

Submitted by CranberryAppleGirl on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 8:23pm.
Why is Mandy Moore even attending these awards ceremonies? Has she put out a record or been in a noteworthy movie recently? Please do share if there is something I'm missing here. She's a C-list actress and singer and until this week I haven't seen her in years._________________

Mandy Moore was in Tangled. I think she and Zach Levy sang the song from it last night?

Submitted by Kandykane on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 8:05am.

MK, you had me at 'Palmdale' ... *snorts

Submitted by dlaugher on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 11:38pm.

i don't like fur, but it was frickin freezin yesterday, so at least ml was wearing a coat! i don't get the stars in their little dresses with no jackets. actually, wino comes to mind too...

Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 7:01pm.

Natalie Portman either needs to cultivate some serious taste or fire her stylist. Her get ups of late are god awful.
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Submitted by CranberryAppleGirl on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 6:53pm.

I have to admit Natalie Portman looks adorable here. Yeah, she's fairly boring but she has pretty eyes and perfect eyebrows. Her tiny frame while isn't sexy in the least can fit into anything and she looks cute. I don't know how long she can keep the cute look going as she is turning 30 soon but for now she can get away with it.

Why is Mandy Moore even attending these awards ceremonies? Has she put out a record or been in a noteworthy movie recently? Please do share if there is something I'm missing here. She's a C-list actress and singer and until this week I haven't seen her in years.

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Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 5:34pm.

Seacrest and the Oscar statue are roughly the same size, but at least Oscar knows to keep his mouth shut and his ass cheeks clenched.

“Wild nights are my glory,” the unearthly stranger told them. “I just got caught in a downdraft and blown off course. Let me sit down for a moment, and then I’ll be on my way.”

--A Wrinkle in Time, Madeleine L'Engle, 1962

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 5:33pm.

Sandra Bull love her dress

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 5:31pm.

Happy Oscar night everyone! I hope all your favorites win.

Submitted by Ding_Dong on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 5:31pm.

FISH STICKS CUNTY! EWW GO AWAY SHE LOOKED AWFUL

Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 5:31pm.

Fishsticks looks good! Can't believe I just typed that. Love her dress - hair has been flat ironed to within an inch of its life.

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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 5:28pm.

GWYNETH!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 5:25pm.

mkdlisted Michael K
I want to see Giuliana's clavicle and Reese's chin in an alley fight.

Hahahaha! I think we'd see sparks fly.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 5:25pm.

Seacrest is so happy talking to men who are his height.
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 5:23pm.

EW Reece is channeling Elle.

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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 5:22pm.

moon, ABC, CNN or E!

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Submitted by moomarse on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 5:18pm.

But If I have to watch Kelly Osborne, all bets are off.

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008

Submitted by moomarse on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 5:16pm.

so what channel?
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008

Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 5:14pm.

Hilary Swank looks good. I guess she's adding some extra feed to the feedbag.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 5:14pm.

OK - now I'm disappointed. Helena Bonham Carter in something almost sensible. If you can call the '1880s bordello madam going to a funeral look' sensible.

"I still wouldn't..." - Satan

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 5:13pm.

I hate Kelly Osbourne.

Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 5:10pm.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 6:38pm.

Did you see his massive hands? He'd slap her away with one swat.

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 5:09pm.

MissJane, get thee to a sports bar, force them to change the channel, and order up a cocktail or three. I'm doing mimoas. *burp*

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 5:08pm.

Marissa Tomei's dress doesn't fit her around the boozies. Bottom half is a leftover costume from The Black Swan.

"I still wouldn't..." - Satan

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 5:08pm.

Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 6:34pm.
Sharon Stone is looking for a carcass to peck at. CAWCAW!!!
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I wish she'd start with Prince Von Asshole. Why is there anyway, preening in front of the cameras? Rancid old goat! He should be home spoon-feeding Zsa Zsa and changing her dressings.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 5:05pm.

My cable is out :( DAMN YOU TIME WARNER...so I could really use the MK live blogging :(

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For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009

Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 5:04pm.

Sharon Stone is looking for a carcass to peck at. CAWCAW!!!

Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 5:03pm.

Sharon Stone has one of Kate Middleton's dead birds on her shoulder.
I'm stiffed with E! - they are the only live coverage we get. :(

"I still wouldn't..." - Satan

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 5:02pm.

Jesse Eisenberg's awkwardness is so adorable.

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Submitted by guest on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 5:02pm.

cnn is on now.

"not so fast tom ryan..."

Submitted by Supreme Soviet on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 4:58pm.

Submitted by Genny18 on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 4:59pm.
Submitted by Supreme Soviet on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 3:05pm.

I have a big crush on Sweet Daddy...he's so...fly, ain't a jive thing about him.
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YEAH! Sweet Daddy FTW!!!

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D-Listed:Cheap Thrills for Cheap People- Supreme Soviet

Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 4:57pm.

Kevin Spacey's hair is balding in a Mohawk.

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 4:58pm.

I'm switching to ABC even though I'm not feeling Tim Gunns nasal. Milla Kunis is still twitching.

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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 4:55pm.

1) Kevin spacey would totally do jeremy renner
2) florence needs to close her mouth when posing

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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK

Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 4:54pm.

Scar Jo's in a re-cut of Halle's lace dress from the other day.

"I still wouldn't..." - Satan

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 4:53pm.

Scartlett Yo's dress is BOOOORRRINNG

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Submitted by Neurotic on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 4:52pm.

Please give us an Oscars Open Post?

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 4:50pm.

Ryan Seacrest must be standing on a three foot stool.

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 4:50pm.

I think Cate Blanchett's cereal bowl exploded on her.
Florence needs a new sewing machine. Dress is downright fugly.

"I still wouldn't..." - Satan

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 4:49pm.

I don't like Jennifer Hutson's boobies in that dress.

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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 4:48pm.

I think Cate Blanchette's dress is wearing her.

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 4:46pm.

What in Victor/Victoria hell is that woman wearing? So sixties lounge act.

"I still wouldn't..." - Satan

Submitted by guest on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 4:43pm.

where the hell is camille? cnn is not live on the carpet.

"not so fast tom ryan..."

Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 4:42pm.

I just can't with these stupid Venus commercials featuring JLo. Bitch, we both know you make some poor assistant shave those things.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 4:36pm.

I'm watching E! - crappiest camera angles! Kelly Osborne head looks like it might explode. Bit Bride of Frankenstein.

"I still wouldn't..." - Satan

Submitted by Madam Pince on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 4:33pm.

I like seeing Mark & Sunshine love on each other. They're the rare celebrity couple who don't piss me off.

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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 4:30pm.

Did ryan just kind of snub Michelle williams?

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Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 4:28pm.

Why am I at work right now?! FML!

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Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 4:28pm.

Russel just smooched on Ryan. Ryan needs to get on the Valtrex STAT!

Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 4:26pm.

Mandy Moore - most awful hair award. For some reason makes her look 40. I'm over the stocking thing that holds these dresses together.

"I still wouldn't..." - Satan

Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 4:26pm.

Submitted by mbar on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 1:34pm.
Uh, guess what Melissa Leo? Maybe the reason why Hollywood doesn't want to "consider" you is because you are ugly and you have a one of those white trash birds tattooed on your titty. You old tart.

She's an actress -and a very good one at that- not a model.
Old tart? A lot of women would love to look this good at her age.