Start The Divorce Countdown Clock Now!
As the wax covered porcelain dragon Camille Grammer sit on the floor of her dungeon counting all the millions that Kelsey Grammer passed to her side of the table two weeks ago, he made his checking account weep some more by marrying 29-year-old Kayte Walsh without a prenup in NYC today. The bride wore ivory, the groom wore foolery and the groom's business manager wore a "...the fuck is he doing?" look during the entire ceremony.
People reports that Kelsey made Kayte his fourth wife at the Longacre Theater, where he did La Cage aux Folles for a year. Kayte was escorted down the theater aisle by a gigantic shovel and an even bigger wheelbarrow. Afterward, Kayte, Kelsey and their guests headed to the Plaza Hotel for the reception. No word if the guests nibbled on tossed salad or scrambled eggs.
Kelsey's spokeswhore confirms this mess:
"Kelsey Grammer and Kayte Walsh were married today at a private ceremony for family and friends."
Yes, Kelsey looks like a nervous father who is about to caca in his chonies before escorting his older-looking teen daughter into her debutante ball, but who cares! And yes, Kelsey's addiction to marriage is eventually going to leave him with nothing but what's on that curb, but it's his wallet that's bawling like my no-no on a Saturday night. Not ours. Camille got hers, so I'm good.
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I'd have this guy screened for dementia. Seriously.
She's the ultimate heux beast. Who'd want to ride his wrinkled, Viagra enhanced hog sober? I'd have to be methed out of my head with a boat load of Zofran to not puke in repulsion. He's got MAN TITS for Khrist sake.
*shudder*
~*Lets go to my room pig!*~
I thought that was Julianne Hough marrying Kelsey for a minute there.
lol m.e.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Most NY'ers probably snickered at the site while the tourists in the city today walking by must have been thrilled to see a father walk his daughter down the aisle.
Stupid Kelsey!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Ringo starr with tits
The 2nd thumbnail says it all. He looks lost and she has a smug smirk.
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“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” - Gandhi
Screw the expensive venues, food, etc., I'm getting married at the same Drive-Thur chapel Michael Jordan was hitched at in Las Vegas.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
"escorted down the theater aisle by a gigantic shovel and an even bigger wheelbarrow"
SO GREAT!
White?? Who's kidding who???
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Shiitake happens...
Old and stupid. May all these women bleed him dry. These women cannot be that great in bed, they certainly aren't that good looking. Why the stupidity? He really must be a freak in the bedroom, no other reason he'd get this vagimatized over old and ugly cooze.
I know he's loaded, but there's got to be a less-repulsive rich dude for a gold digger to latch onto.
he's so desparate to be married so he can keep the "no, I'm not gay" facade up...
what a fucking idiot!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
If he married this one without a prenup, I hope she divorces him and takes half of what Camille didn't take.
I guess he likes being married.
I've been watching watching you watching me... Loose Ends
what an idiot!
smart girl!!
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
Idiot.
I don't watch Kelsey's shows and I don't know Camille, but I hate that whore.
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Just noticed the champagne bottle being carried by the staffer. Safe to say that Kelsey's latest fall off the wagon is going to cost him whatever Camille left behind. At the rate he's going with these gold diggers his retirement years are going to be lived in the poorhouse.
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Malcolm Tucker's Law:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe3Ou9xBAlI&feature=related
He's obviously got some serious issues but he's had some major tragedy in his early life right-family getting murdered and stuff .....I cant help liking him and she seriously doesn't seem the gold digger hooker type that he normally goes for-of course she might suddenly wake up,get herself some fake tittys and start checking out his bank statements....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
It boggles my mind when people are this stupid. Especially people who have "people" that are getting paid to take care of your 'biz. Surely one of them would have pointed out that a prenup might be a good idea?
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
He actually cleaned up nicely in that pic.
he's so sad. if he made thems sign and ironclad prenup and they married him anyway, wouldn't that give him some confidence that they really love him and not the money??? you know?
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
I'm so glad that, when I got married, I didn't think to myself, "You know what would look good? Being ORANGE on my wedding day..."
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
For some reason I keep having visions of him and Camille getting back together in a few years in their no sex, matching colostomy bags, what kids?, loveless yet co-dependent relationship. I don't know why but I see them as begrudgingly growing oldish together in opposite wings of a mansion (she'll still be banging the pool boy though). Every interview both of them gives speaks to the exact opposite so I don't know where I an getting this Allison the psychic electronic cigarette smoking vision from.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 5:44pm.
so that GAP bag is part of their luggage?
At least it wasn't a Hefty trash bag.
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Haha, I was just about to write, "the bride's honeymoon luggage was Samsonite and a Gap bag, her divorce luggage will be Louis Vuiiton and a Bergdorf's bag!"
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
I'm going to be nice. I like the dress, the hair, the flowers, and maybe, just maybe, those tight shoes are what's giving her the pained expression.....
oh, who am I kidding.....
You do what you gotta do for a check.
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It's not that serious.
so that GAP bag is part of their luggage?
At least it wasn't a Hefty trash bag.
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"Lady Gaga is Madonna with diarrhea!" - Charo
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29? Maybe with CGI.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 5:38pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 5:32pm.
I can't help feeling sorry for him. Only someone with a serious, debilitating need for love would keep marrying go-go dancers and flight attendants with no pre-nup.
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Well put. Considering his history of addiction, I want to think he has at least one person in his life that speaks truth to his ass about this, but he chooses not to listen.
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Perhaps getting married to gold diggers is his new addiction?
She'll have a baby within a year. Gotta lock in that child support!
.....and the bride's corsage was created by the contribution of dozens of roses from the top 10 goldiggers in the entire world.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
She's got this weird diagonal features. She's cute but because she's young. Like her dress though.
Kelsey, Kelsey, Kelsey........I almost pity you, but you are no saint....one forgets you too have your own demons. He is a former alcoholic and coke head with his own sex tape floating around out there I am not surprised he has a type of woman and keeps handing them his cash....
She is ugly, but I guess that places them in the same league lookswise.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 5:32pm.
I can't help feeling sorry for him. Only someone with a serious, debilitating need for love would keep marrying go-go dancers and flight attendants with no pre-nup.
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Well put. Considering his history of addiction, I want to think he has at least one person in his life that speaks truth to his ass about this, but he chooses not to listen.
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"Wipe that face off your head, bitch!"
GET THAT MONEY GIRL.
You would think he learned about the importance of a pre-nup after that whole thing with Camille....Obviously he's vagmasized.
HONK HONK HONK!!
Fucking A, she's got one hell of a schnoze on her!
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Plastic surgery in 3...2....
Submitted by Albatross on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 5:30pm.
What an idiot he is. Get ready to say good-bye to more of your money in a few years, Sideshow Bob.
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you think it'll be that long ?
He's like the poor man's Liz Taylor.
Except instead of Conrad Hilton, Mike Todd, Eddie Fisher and Richard Burton, he keeps marrying Larry Fortensky over and over.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
She looks so thrilled. You'd think she'd be doing the gold digger grin from ear to ear since she bagged the bird without a pre-nup.
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Malcolm Tucker's Law:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe3Ou9xBAlI&feature=related
Look how perfect MK : a bodyguard who carries. I want one.
I can't help feeling sorry for him. Only someone with a serious, debilitating need for love would keep marrying go-go dancers and flight attendants with no pre-nup.
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The French call it Les soirées bunga bunga, I call it a randy old goat livin' the dream.
"The bride wore ivory, the groom wore foolery "
says it all.
He's an emotional 2 y.o. with a new babysitter.
What an idiot he is. Get ready to say good-bye to more of your money in a few years, Sideshow Bob.
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"When people ask me what I am, I just tell them I'm 100% cunt slut." - MK, 2/8/11
HONK HONK HONK!!
Fucking A, she's got one hell of a schnoze on her!
Sideshow Bob, you stupid stupid stupid man. At this rate all you're going to be left with is your Social Security checks.
Both hilarious and disgusting at the same time.
Lookin' good grandpa !
stupid is as stupid does. what a dumbass. def team camille.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
stupid cunts getting married in the OH SO ROMANTIC GRAY STREETS OF NEW YORK, weather was way shitty today too.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.