Start The Divorce Countdown Clock Now!
As the wax covered porcelain dragon Camille Grammer sit on the floor of her dungeon counting all the millions that Kelsey Grammer passed to her side of the table two weeks ago, he made his checking account weep some more by marrying 29-year-old Kayte Walsh without a prenup in NYC today. The bride wore ivory, the groom wore foolery and the groom's business manager wore a "...the fuck is he doing?" look during the entire ceremony.
People reports that Kelsey made Kayte his fourth wife at the Longacre Theater, where he did La Cage aux Folles for a year. Kayte was escorted down the theater aisle by a gigantic shovel and an even bigger wheelbarrow. Afterward, Kayte, Kelsey and their guests headed to the Plaza Hotel for the reception. No word if the guests nibbled on tossed salad or scrambled eggs.
Kelsey's spokeswhore confirms this mess:
"Kelsey Grammer and Kayte Walsh were married today at a private ceremony for family and friends."
Yes, Kelsey looks like a nervous father who is about to caca in his chonies before escorting his older-looking teen daughter into her debutante ball, but who cares! And yes, Kelsey's addiction to marriage is eventually going to leave him with nothing but what's on that curb, but it's his wallet that's bawling like my no-no on a Saturday night. Not ours. Camille got hers, so I'm good.
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Like the dress.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
They look like they can be daughter and Dad.
A fool like that deserves to have his cash wiped out.
I can't stop looking at her feet. How did she even walk? Did they order the shoes as a AAAAA width when she's really like a DD. Good for a bra size, terrible if that's your shoe width.
No toe sucking in public please.
You can't pray a lie.
Mark Twain
bwaahahaa check out the expression on ole boy's face to the right. priceless
@agirl - mmhmmmm hopefully the smell of money drowns out his ben gay
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Submitted by Centaurious: I do feel sorry for guys who are small. I mean, a girl can be flat-chested, but as long as her cooch is in good working order, she's good to go.
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 10:19pm.
What is going through this woman's head when she is sucking on his dong, or when he is doing sex on her and looking at her face for some sign of passion, or a hint that she's into it? Does she even fake a face? Does she think of someone else?
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These are her thoughts:
"$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"
The Gap bag does add a a touch of class.
There's no fool like an old fool, Kelsey!
She even looks like Camille. He loves him some gold digger. I' sure they tell him what he wants to hear and he just snorts it right up. They deserve each other. I do feel sorry for those Frankenbabies of Camille's.
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Own it or shut the fuck up. ~ MK
Kelsey and Camille aren't people I'd want to know but it makes me wonder what this new wife is like. She didn't care that he was married with children??
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What a silly old fool, but I am not blaming any man that needs to get the fuck away from Camille Grammar. In the words of my generations most esteemed musical artists, Bel Biv Devoe "That girl is poison..."
I am not even going to hate on Kayte's dress. It is actually nothing I would have ever picked out for me, but very pretty. Those shoes, though?? Uh uh. Her dogs are barking.
In this divorce, hope this bitch gets everything that the other bitch didn't.
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
She looks like that New Jersey housewife who quit her show. Dina Manzo.
You can't pray a lie.
Mark Twain
Look at the bride, starting her life. And she's doing it in Ill-fitting shoes, with a Gap bag. But she does have two things, Ill-fitting shoes and a Gap bag.
She should really get a chair for her Dad...oh, sorry that would be her new groom. Wow , sorry.
You can't pray a lie.
Mark Twain
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 02/26/2011 - 9:51am.
Submitted by sparkys nemesis:"Always a mystery to me why men marry stewardesses"
Always a mystery to me (not really) why lovely young women marry bald old guys with fame or money.
But I do think she looks as pretty as she can look. She's definitely not photogenic and has some really bad angles.
I know, because I have the same problem.
Submitted by sparkys nemesis:"Always a mystery to me why men marry stewardesses"
It's because they are in a caring/serving job.
They also love nurses, cocktail waitresses, au pair/babysitters and secretaries. Especially if they're married to "career women".
*raises fists to the sky in frustration*
To quote the great 1980's poet laureate known as Mr. T: I pity the fool.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Always a mystery to me why men marry stewardesses (right, Sparky?). Good luck with this one, Kelsey.
I can handle the too small shoes, the gap bag, the cheap champagne and even the fuckery of no pre-nup, but that white Maybach is way cheesy. Not to mention it makes her ivory dress look like shit.
I think she looks pretty and the dress is stunning(see Jane duck and run).
But I think Camille had that married boyfriend always in the background and that tacky psychic friend....couldn't she predict this coming....or him going?
I always kind of felt that like Charlie Sheen is playing himself on TAAHM, Kelsey was always playing himself as Frasier Crane. In other words he's a major fucking dick!
haha.......oh Michael...you kill me.....!!!!!!!!
She does look like his last wife....and no pre-nup again...heart attacks...what is he thinking? Run thru with all the money and then slit his throat? Or maybe he knows he is about to die or something?
Drama is his middle name!!!
she is like OMG !! can I get my refund back????
and then she goes in her head , when we get home I have to change his diaper!!!!
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The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing — and then marry him.Cher
Okay two things I will give her. I like the dress and she is I think an upgrade from the barbie dolls he had before. She looks like a real and normal person. I think Kelsey was bored of being married to someone that looked like a porn star and wanted some normality in his life? I dunno. Whatever, I am not going to sit here and judge because of all the affairs and shit, his is the one that is in my "Don't really give a shit" list.
That tacky GAP bag ruins everything!
Oh Kelsey, Kelsey, Kelsey I never thought you would be so stupid! No pre-nup, oh sweet jesus, the jokes write themselves. You poor old sod, you really think she married you for love!
Kayte, you are a bitch! You are a clever bitch though, go you golddigger go (not really).
She looks lovely and that dress is gorge. A pitty she's marrying her dad, though.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
All I can muster is, that dress is gorgeous.
she looks like a dowdy version of Camille to me! ........ Camille would definitely have worn better shoes!
Why did she bring suitcases and a gap bag to the wedding?
wow, those small shoes are giving me blisters. they ruin her outfit. all this is weird because i just imagine him as really being like frasier.
What is going through this woman's head when she is sucking on his dong, or when he is doing sex on her and looking at her face for some sign of passion, or a hint that she's into it? Does she even fake a face? Does she think of someone else?
catfight-something about camille hiding in the gap bag is cracking me up!
Why is she facing the ground? Give the cameras some face girl! And uh... I guess its better than him dating a 21 year old.... even though at 29 she is still young enough to be his daughter..he doesn't look like her dad though.
Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"
Submitted by Anonymoussss on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 6:49pm.
I thought that was Julianne Hough marrying Kelsey for a minute there.
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Nope, Julianne is destined to marry/beard for Ryan Seacrest
Her shoes look 3 sizes too small.
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
Wayte a sec: Kayte only gets half of what he earns during their marriage--not half of his total assets. He could have a shitty two years, say, or lose money on real estate, and she'd get very little. I agree that a new child is the bedrock upon which all disso-fortunes are built.
Downgrade.
She'll hang in there long enough to have a cash wad or two...I mean a child or two...and then she'll take him for half plus child support. Congratulations Kelsey!!! And remember you brought this on yourself.
Camille must be doing a major "haha" or boohoo right about now. Wiping up her tears with 100 dollar bills.
Team Camille! lol.
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Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn
He's ridiculous, but I don't feel sorry for Camille because Kelsey was engaged when he met her, so she's getting hers now.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
I'm waiting to see what Kayte looks like three months from now, I'm guessing she'll be sporting the silicone-stuffed wax figure look a la Camille. Notice how she's tanning now and losing a ton of weight.
the theme this week seems rich ugly actors going bannanas on either crack, love (or their version of love which is nothing close to what love really is)...and basically losing it in the public eye...of course Sheen is going down in flames...but this idiot is doing the slow burn by marrying any open pussy in his path...to quote Antoine Dodson "you is really, really dumb" both of them...one has brains in his dick (well both of them do), and the other is so cracked out I just hope he o.d.'s (that would be you Carlos!)
Wedding dress = ugly
Calla lilies in her bouquet = symbolizes death (not kidding)
Kelsey = dropping weight; watching his bikini figure
The champagne = looks like Veuve Cliquoe. Not expensive. He must be broke already
Camille = hiding in the GAP bag, She'll sneak out during the 1st dance & steal the bird cage full of envelopes.
She's one old looking 29 year old, and that's a fug dress. Very matronly for a *cough* 29 year old.
jt
oh yeah, 'cos getting married in a theater is a really great start. this woman must be dumb as dirt or he just likes wearing her clothes in private.
I have been hard on him over the affair (jackass). I just think it should be simpler to tell your wife that you are not in need or want of her anymore, especially when young chidren are involved. Be a damn man about it. Really.
However, he did give Camille the money (a shit load) and he just moved on, huh? I just hope he remembers his children from time to time (jackass).
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by Banayna on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 7:57pm.
Are you people retarded?
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Is this a trick question?
Kadooze for Katye...bitch is inducted into the golddigging hall of fame... Countdown for taking the rest of kelsey's money...
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i've got the brains, you've got the looks...let's make lots of money...