Friday, February 25th 2011
Open Post: Hosted By A Deep Fried Nutella Nugget
I know what you think this looks like and you know what I think this looks like, so let's just leave this here and never speak of it again.
via Food Beast
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sat, 02/26/2011 - 4:18pm.
I wish you all the best. I hope everything works out the way it should for you. ((hug)) And hey! You're bisexual! Twice the possibilities! :^D _________________________
LOL! Yeah, twice the possibitlity of getting screwed over and your heart broken. I think I'm just going to become a hermit. :/
Actually, I may just go back to men. Women are insane (I know, I'm one of 'em).
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sat, 02/26/2011 - 4:18pm.
I wish you all the best. I hope everything works out the way it should for you. ((hug)) And hey! You're bisexual! Twice the possibilities! :^D _________________________
LOL! Yeah, twice the possibitlity of getting screwed over and your heart broken. I think I'm just going to become a hermit. :/
Actually, I may just go back to men. Women are insane (I know, I'm one of 'em).
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sat, 02/26/2011 - 4:18pm.
I wish you all the best. I hope everything works out the way it should for you. ((hug)) And hey! You're bisexual! Twice the possibilities! :^D _________________________
LOL! Yeah, twice the possibitlity of getting screwed over and your heart broken. I think I'm just going to become a hermit. :/
Actually, I may just go back to men. Women are insane (I know, I'm one of 'em).
Submitted by Hockey fan on Sat, 02/26/2011 - 3:52pm.
I wish you all the best. I hope everything works out the way it should for you. ((hug)) And hey! You're bisexual! Twice the possibilities! :^D _________________________
I've got maple syrup on my table so I'm good.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sat, 02/26/2011 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 11:33pm.
@ catwoman and hockey fan - walk away from both of these guys, they don't deserve you. I know it's not easy to be alone, but the damage done by someone who chips away at your self-esteem is so much worse. Hold out for a good man/good relationship because YOU DESERVE IT. Don't settle. People always say "life's too short", but I've learned the hard way that life's too damn long if you're involved with the wrong person. Misery feels like eternity if you're wading through it day in and day out. Good luck to both of you.
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Totally co-sign this. And I'm gonna go on record here, official-like: You are not "in love". Trust me.
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Submitted by catwoman on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 8:42pm.
Hockey fan--at the risk of offending you or hurting you, I'm just going to be honest here (I'm going through my own shit right now, and believe me, as much as it hurts, I'm dying for people to be honest with me...see below)
He is married, so yes, he is dicking around...WITH YOU. Are you really satisfied with being "the other woman"? Don't you want to be "the woman"? And you're in a relationship? Why? If you want to be with someone else, what are you doing in a relationship with someone? Wouldn't it make more sense to break up with your "boyfriend"? Clearly there's something wrong with your current relationship if you find the need to be with another man. Are you afraid of getting hurt so you're with a married man, because he's already taken so it's not like he can dump you? And as far as leaving your current city goes...why do you need to leave your current city? Too many reminders of him? As much as it doesn't seem like it right now, those feelings will pass, and you'll end up missing him less and less each day, until you don't miss him at all. But you have to be willing to let yourself feel that pain first.
I'm sorry for my honesty. I promise I'm not judging you (who the hell am I to judge anyone?). I've been in some pretty shitty relationships, and I'm dealing with my own fuckery, so I'm not one to talk, but I'm much better at giving advice than taking it! Good luck with what you're dealing with. In the end, it doesn't matter how much you love someone else. You have to love yourself more.
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I totally Love you guys. (Sorry to get so sappy on the DL, but that little buttnugget in the picture is making me tear up for some reason.)
I know everything you guys are saying is right. I moved to my current city to be with my girlfriend- I'm bisexual and was married for a long time. Well, I left everything behind-- family, friends, one of my dogs-- and I never felt like I really "fit in" with her and her four (yes four) teenagers. I met this man and he was really kind to me. I knew he was married-- we'd often talk about our relationships. (yeah, yeah, an emotional affair.) When I felt lonely or sad, he always had a nice thing to say to me. I just thought we were friends, and one night, he kissed me. Turns out we'd both felt the same way-- that we were both in "marriages" and that it could never go anywwhere. We had a few "times" together, and then we'd both be wracked with guilt. It wasn't right, I know that. And my 'marriage' is over- whether I'm with him or not, my relationship is pretty much done. I want to get to know and love myself again, but it's going to be hard to leave him behind.
Sorry- it's complicated. But you guys rock, and I totally get what you're saying. Catwoman, you're awesome-- thank you for your honesty.
And sorry for the four posts. Effin computer!
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 2:19pm.
Okay, not to be overly dramatic, but people here were so sweet and supportive when I was talking about how I am awaiting a diagnosis for thyroid cancer earlier in the week...
I cannot believe it, but I just got back from the vet, and the vet said he thinks my little pug, my best friend, has terminal cancer...
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Centy,
My hugs and thoughts go out to you. I lost my Beagle to cancer in August. He had an inoperable bladder tumor but with medication he was better for about 9 months. I still miss him every day, and I always will.
And I'm sorry I missed your thyroid diagnosis--I hope it was benign. Thinking good thoughts for you.
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 2:19pm.
Okay, not to be overly dramatic, but people here were so sweet and supportive when I was talking about how I am awaiting a diagnosis for thyroid cancer earlier in the week...
I cannot believe it, but I just got back from the vet, and the vet said he thinks my little pug, my best friend, has terminal cancer...
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Centy,
My hugs and thoughts go out to you. I lost my Beagle to cancer in August. He had an inoperable bladder tumor but with medication he was better for about 9 months. I still miss him every day, and I always will.
And I'm sorry I missed your thyroid diagnosis--I hope it was benign. Thinking good thoughts for you.
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 2:19pm.
Okay, not to be overly dramatic, but people here were so sweet and supportive when I was talking about how I am awaiting a diagnosis for thyroid cancer earlier in the week...
I cannot believe it, but I just got back from the vet, and the vet said he thinks my little pug, my best friend, has terminal cancer...
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Centy,
My hugs and thoughts go out to you. I lost my Beagle to cancer in August. He had an inoperable bladder tumor but with medication he was better for about 9 months. I still miss him every day, and I always will.
And I'm sorry I missed your thyroid diagnosis--I hope it was benign. Thinking good thoughts for you.
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 2:19pm.
Okay, not to be overly dramatic, but people here were so sweet and supportive when I was talking about how I am awaiting a diagnosis for thyroid cancer earlier in the week...
I cannot believe it, but I just got back from the vet, and the vet said he thinks my little pug, my best friend, has terminal cancer...
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Centy,
My hugs and thoughts go out to you. I lost my Beagle to cancer in August. He had an inoperable bladder tumor but with medication he was better for about 9 months. I still miss him every day, and I always will.
And I'm sorry I missed your thyroid diagnosis--I hope it was benign. Thinking good thoughts for you.
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 2:19pm.
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Oh, Centaurious… (:^(
I'm a terrible meddler with pet sickness, so forgive my barging in, as I am not a veterinarian:
Does your pug have a mast cell growth? The reason I ask is that my sister's dog developed them at about age 10--she was a Lab--and was treated for them with chemo. She lived another 3 years, which constitutes an average Lab lifespan. I recall that the growths returned and a second round of chemo was needed about 2 years after the original Dx.
My sister said that Boo tolerated all the treatment really well and seemed only to be especially thirsty as a side effect of the chemo. I'm sure it wasn't cheap, but Boo was the center of their universe and as such, they wanted to do whatever they could for her.
I was on the phone with my idiot brother during Boo's treatment, and he didn't understand why my sister and her husband were spending so much money, "prolonging the inevitable", as he put it. "I know the dog is like a child to them, but I mean, at some point, you just have to LET GO."
For a smart guy, he can be a real moron. I said, "Look. Boo is not *like* their child. She *is* their child. They love her just as much as you love the girls." (My nieces.) "In the same way, just as deeply. There is no difference. Love is love. How would you feel if one of your daughters had cancer and I told you to just 'let go'?"
Silence.
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Hoping for good news on your personal health and optimistic news from the vet on your puggie. (My sister's nickname for me is "Pug" because, according to some dog quiz, I am "witty" and "entertaining", just like Pugs. Fortunately, my face doesn't look like it was hit with a cast iron skillet.)
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I've got maple syrup on my table so I'm good.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 11:33pm.
@ catwoman and hockey fan - walk away from both of these guys, they don't deserve you. I know it's not easy to be alone, but the damage done by someone who chips away at your self-esteem is so much worse. Hold out for a good man/good relationship because YOU DESERVE IT. Don't settle. People always say "life's too short", but I've learned the hard way that life's too damn long if you're involved with the wrong person. Misery feels like eternity if you're wading through it day in and day out. Good luck to both of you.
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Totally co-sign this. And I'm gonna go on record here, official-like: You are not "in love". Trust me.
I've been countering the "life's too short" people with my personal motto of "life's too long" for years, and I get labeled an Eeyore, but it makes a lot more sense when you think about it; I'll cheerfully drink a glass of bad wine at a dinner party, but my underground survivalist bomb shelter only has the good stuff. :^D
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I've got maple syrup on my table so I'm good.
yuck it looks like a t*rd
I can't SLEEEEEEEP!!! Where's my microdildo so it can lull me!?
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Submitted by Centaurious: I do feel sorry for guys who are small. I mean, a girl can be flat-chested, but as long as her cooch is in good working order, she's good to go.
@Hockey Fan
All I can say is that the women I know who entered into an adulterous relationship very rarely came out on top. Either they got strung along for years or they found that they could not fully trust their man once he did commit to them. For someone in a marriage or any kind of relationship to fall in love with another person is understandable. To be able to cheat on someone and to misguide them is something completely different. That says something about a person's character. Therefore I would advise you to run for the hills, Hocky Fan, and to find yourself someone deserving of you.
*Memaw out*
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Who are you calling silly cow?
OK, this is just sick: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41788137/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/
But honestly, how stupid was the mother? What the hell was she thinking?
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 2:19pm.
Okay, not to be overly dramatic, but people here were so sweet and supportive when I was talking about how I am awaiting a diagnosis for thyroid cancer earlier in the week...
I cannot believe it, but I just got back from the vet, and the vet said he thinks my little pug, my best friend, has terminal cancer...
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Centy - I'm so, so sorry for all that you're going through. I know it's not much but I'll say a prayer that both you and your bestie come through with flying colors on the health front. I know exactly what you mean about caring more for a pets health then your own. About 18 months ago I had to go for a biopsy on abnormal uterine tissue, and although I was alternately terrified, remorseful, guilty (thinking if I had JUST gotten off my lazy indulgent ass and exercised more, ate more fruits and veggies, taken a year and volunteered to teach English in the Sudan etc) this never would have happened. At the same time, my dog developed a large lump on his back just above his tail. The vet originally thought it was a fat deposit, but when they removed it, the vet told me he was worried about its appearance. Long story short, both me and the pup turned out ok. But I cried far more about a possible bad outcome for him, rather then myself.
Anyhow, didn't mean to ramble but just wanted to tell you that I know what you're going through, and that I'll be thinking about you. Please let us know how everything turns out.
(((HUGE HUGS TO CENTY AND HER PUG)))
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
@ catwoman and hockey fan - walk away from both of these guys, they don't deserve you. I know it's not easy to be alone, but the damage done by someone who chips away at your self-esteem is so much worse. Hold out for a good man/good relationship because YOU DESERVE IT. Don't settle. People always say "life's too short", but I've learned the hard way that life's too damn long if you're involved with the wrong person. Misery feels like eternity if you're wading through it day in and day out. Good luck to both of you.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 7:21pm.
I'm sad. I'm in love with a married man. Thoughts? Comments?
I miss Event Horizon.
244 comments already?! *sigh* Okay, page 5 it is…
The things I do for you people…
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I've got maple syrup on my table so I'm good.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 9:44pm.
My 2 cents for Hockey Fan: RUNNNNN! RUN far away from that situation.
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Ditto-it really is not worth it in the long run.
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
My 2 cents for Hockey Fan: RUNNNNN! RUN far away from that situation.
Hockey fan--at the risk of offending you or hurting you, I'm just going to be honest here (I'm going through my own shit right now, and believe me, as much as it hurts, I'm dying for people to be honest with me...see below)
He is married, so yes, he is dicking around...WITH YOU. Are you really satisfied with being "the other woman"? Don't you want to be "the woman"? And you're in a relationship? Why? If you want to be with someone else, what are you doing in a relationship with someone? Wouldn't it make more sense to break up with your "boyfriend"? Clearly there's something wrong with your current relationship if you find the need to be with another man. Are you afraid of getting hurt so you're with a married man, because he's already taken so it's not like he can dump you? And as far as leaving your current city goes...why do you need to leave your current city? Too many reminders of him? As much as it doesn't seem like it right now, those feelings will pass, and you'll end up missing him less and less each day, until you don't miss him at all. But you have to be willing to let yourself feel that pain first.
I'm sorry for my honesty. I promise I'm not judging you (who the hell am I to judge anyone?). I've been in some pretty shitty relationships, and I'm dealing with my own fuckery, so I'm not one to talk, but I'm much better at giving advice than taking it! Good luck with what you're dealing with. In the end, it doesn't matter how much you love someone else. You have to love yourself more.
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I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 7:28pm.
HockeyFan, i would leave that mess alone.. nothing good ever comes out of shit like that. Strong believer in "if he cheats WITH you, he ll cheat ON you..".
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I know. And I love your avie...it always reminds me of Tucker Max's book and his friend Slingblade. LOL
Submitted by catwoman on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 7:49pm.
Hockey fan--Are you dating/sleeping with this man? If so, I'm just gonna say it....if he does it WITH you, he'll do it TO you. If not, then why are you in love with him?
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I know, Catwoman. We started out as friends. The sex is just so-so, and yes, I know he's probably dicking around. We're both in unsatisfactory relationships, and it's more a friendship than anything. And if I leave the city where we are, I'll miss him more than anything.
It's a no-win.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 7:19pm.
Queenie,
That sucks, but what really sucks monkey balls is that I keep getting AARP-related shit inthe mail,and I'm only 49. WTF?? I cant even take part in AARP till I'm 50-55, right?? This is some fucked up shiz. Maybe I should just kill myself right now. Christ, the whole world is trying to make me older than I am!!
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I had to call my brother so he could tell me - he helped me take the donations in as I could not do heavy lifting (recovering from a broken collarbone). Two turkeys for Christmas dinner7
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Hockey fan--Are you dating/sleeping with this man? If so, I'm just gonna say it....if he does it WITH you, he'll do it TO you. If not, then why are you in love with him?
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I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.
No. Koko, don't shut up! What you said hit something in me. You're right. He shouldn't make me feel like shit for stating my feelings. But he's leaving me wondering if my logic is fucked up! Really, I thought I was saying something positive (something about you made me happy, and talking to you makes things better, in other words I enjoy talking to you), but I think he's twisting it into something negative (you're saying you aren't happy other times, and I'm the one who made you unhappy, therefore you're rubbing it in my face that I hurt you). But he's telling my I just don't get life and I don't understand logic. He's seriously making me feel like maybe I'm crazy! I'll be interested to see if anyone else comments and what they say...
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I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 6:54pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 6:45pm.
No, back to my original one for a while. How are you?
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Frustrated. My shop web site is fucked up and I can't fix it.
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My website at work is fucked up, too. Of course, that's because the wise morons above me wanted to 'go live' before they went 'it's tested and works'.
HockeyFan, i would leave that mess alone.. nothing good ever comes out of shit like that. Strong believer in "if he cheats WITH you, he ll cheat ON you..".
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 7:21pm.
I'm sad. I'm in love with a married man. Thoughts? Comments?
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Personally, I'd leave it alone. It's always messy getting involved with someone who is already involved.
catwoman-
here is the statement that caught my attention:
"He freaks, yells at me that I'm constantly making him feel like shit cuz again I let him know that he hurt me."
Again I am not implying I know anything about your situation but if he knows he has hurt you WHY is he continuing to freak out and yell at you because you said you were HAPPY talking to him. If he is sorry or remorseful or truly feels like shit for hurting you why is he yelling at you and freaking out ? Only you will know what to do...I have been in a couple of relationships where we would go back and forth/break up/get back together but it never worked. All the guys who have freaked out and yelled at me for seemingly small reasons never changed. It sounds like he is trying to blame you as if your sadness or hurt is some sort of deviant trick you are trying to pull on him. Alot of what you wrote reminds me of an ex of mine who was very good at manipulating and blaming me for things he did wrong so I am biased. I will say I don't think your ex should be yelling at you or freaking out for stating your feelings. I also was very good at minimizing or lying to myself (not saying this is your case) but be really honest with yourself even if it hurts (I know, shut up Koko easier said than done).
I'm sad. I'm in love with a married man. Thoughts? Comments?
Queenie,
That sucks, but what really sucks monkey balls is that I keep getting AARP-related shit inthe mail,and I'm only 49. WTF?? I cant even take part in AARP till I'm 50-55, right?? This is some fucked up shiz. Maybe I should just kill myself right now. Christ, the whole world is trying to make me older than I am!!
@ Catwoman
*head explodes*.
I have no idea who is right, i just know THIS why i m staying married to this farting, lazy , balding man i got here, so i dont have to deal with Dating anymore....Good luck, though...
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
So I'm going through my mail and I found a Certificate of Appreciation from the Salvation Army. I'm all like "wtf is THIS for" as I do not typically donate to the Sally.
Then I remembered that I took food there for their holiday fund drive.
Damn getting old sucks monkey balls.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
I need to know if I'm the crazy one or if it's my ex (we broke up 2 weeks ago but have been thinking about maybe working things out). On Monday, we talked about maybe hanging out but it got too late and it didn't happen. We talked last night and I told him that texting with him like old times and the thought of seeing him made me happier than I've been since we broke up. He tells me that I'm frustrating and pissing him off because saying that means I'm saying I'm unhappy other times, which makes him feel like shit because he knows he hurt me. Today I called him because we talked about hanging out again so I wanted to see what was going on. He said it's frustrating that we talk so much, cuz he likes to text and we talk on the phone more no than when we were together. I tell him that talking to him makes things easier. He freaks, yells at me that I'm constantly making him feel like shit cuz again I let him know that he hurt me. I think telling him that Monday made me happy and talking to him makes me feel better is a positive thing. He thinks my logic sucks. Who's right?
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I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.
There's a new penis nose in town! Vince Neil's mugshot is on TMZ - it's better than Owen Wilson's dick shnoz!
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 6:45pm.
No, back to my original one for a while. How are you?
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Frustrated. My shop web site is fucked up and I can't fix it.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
I'm afraid to click on the tag "A Paula Deen BM." That cracks me up that there's actually a tag of that.
But YES, IT LOOKS LIKE A DEEP FRIED SHIT!
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 3:26pm.
I wish hemrrrrrrhoids on the person who complained and got my weenie removed. I didn't mean to remind you that you had a case of the micro peen... Don't hate, masturbate.
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Seriously?? There have been MUCH worse avies. I think Chyna has a bigger dick then the person in your (former) avie.
Looks like something that would ooze out Tila Trequila's cooter.
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Shiitake happens...
Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 6:23pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 6:19pm.
Damn, looks like I missed a good day here.
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Jazzy! No sessy avvie today?
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No, back to my original one for a while. How are you?
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 4:19pm.
Ha, yeah, I had a curved dick once, God, I was really young, I think 18?
The good old one liner "Is it in yet?" was in da house...
Mainly because it was so curved that the top part would be where it was supposed to be and god knows where the rest of it was.
It was like a fucking Chutes and Ladders game.
Or fucking a Chutes and Ladders game.
Pretty sad!
Oh, Koko...about the oral, yeah, can't complain, but I'm of the opinion that if you don't have dick to back it up, I might as well be with Rojo Caliente!
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ROTFLMAO I've been laughing at this post for the last five minutes.
This looks like... eh.. a Gremlin egg about to hatch. Gizmo ate past midnight again. =(
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 6:19pm.
Damn, looks like I missed a good day here.
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Jazzy! No sessy avvie today?
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Damn, looks like I missed a good day here.
BeakersBitch- Yes and it angers me that Paris's ugly penis nose was my avi for months. Micropenis is a medical disorder and our thread brought awareness to multiple nations about the plight of micropenis, and revealed lovers of the micropenis.
I say that though injustice was done, that now we are a little more educated about micropeen. :)

Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 5:26pm.
"You know what I want?"
""Cool" guys like you out of my life."
In a perfect world...sigh....:)
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OMG I fucking LOVE that movie7. Christian Slater was the hotness in that movie and Pump up the Volume.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
fishsticksf... me too! This two years we've been broken up, is been ups and downs, but he goes back to being the same. I forgot about all the bad, I am sure there is someone better for me.
Thank you:)
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
Alrite, what the fuck did i miss today? enlighten the hoff,please. I was off shoveling and entertaining my son who had yet ANOTHER snow day.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.