Beware Of Charlie Sheen's Fire Breathing Fists
A quick second after CBS announced that they are turning off Two and a Half Men's lights for the rest of the season, Charlie Sheen used his all-powerful mind to control the keys on his CrackBerry and type out a crazy open letter to his loyal fans (aka his dealers and paid porn star pieces).
Charlie directed most of his rage at the show's creator Chuck Lorre (who should really stay away from octagons for a while). This mess sounds like one of Baron Harkonnen's monologues from Dune. From TMZ:
What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.Remember these are my people ... not yours...we will continue on together...
Charlie Sheen
John Travolta's interest peaked at the whole "fire breathing fists" thing.
Charlie also told Radar that he's taking his octagon and fire breathing fists to HBO and he's close to signing a 10-episode deal for a new show. I'm hoping that Charlie used the Lucida Crazy Ass Bitch font when writing to Radar and his message got lost in translation. Hopefully, Charlie really meant that he's in talks to star in 10 episodes of Intervention, because coked out craziness like this was made for reality TV. Or for the Gaddafi biopic.
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This has nothing to do with Chuck's feelings being hurt. Making billions , I'm sure he wouldnt pull the plug just b/c his ego was bruised. But I'm sure the reality is that he knows they've given this piece of shit the benefit of the doubt for years and maybe for too long. He's having a complete meltdown ... they'd be wrong to continue this show and he knows it.
Dont blame Chuck. Blame jackass, Sheen, for putting people out of work. Seems like the execs tried to do damage control for as long as possible - to keep everyone employed and of course keep the money rolling in. Charlie has made it impossible for them NOT to pull the plug.
Submitted by gucci on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 10:31pm.
LOL. I foresee a D-Listed global meltdown in the near future.
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Why an octagon? Does he think the world is shaped like one?
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Ok Freakin Thornhill is CHARLIE SHEEN YALL!
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oh god my 11 year old nephew is more mature than him.
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trust HBO is not a real thing...more paranoid crack delusions by this fugly turd...btw, his producer is way better looking than this fried piece of shit. I doubt he will be in Major League 3 either he is a major security risk and a really really hated man.
Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 3:09pm.
HBO's going to give him a series? WTF? Talk about jumping the shark. Guess I'll have to end my subscription. They're taking most of my shows (Big Love, Entourage, etc.) off the air anyway. If I want to see True Blood or Bill Maher, I'll download it.
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HBO is denying this.
http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/02/25/charlie-sheen-not-going-to-hbo/
@stake spike:
being on a cable show will allow him to be his real self. you know; hbo not being censored and all? he can cuss smoke crack, have as many prostitutes as he wants and hbo won't say a thing!
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I think the buck stops with Lorre because he's the one who EMPLOYED a crack head, who kept enabling him with tons of money while the crew was made to depend on the reliability of a crack head for a pay check. He didn't cancel the show or replace him when he attacked his wife with a knife, or locked a hooker in the closet, but when he's insulted, he shuts it down. Really? Greedy much? How about not giving a spoiled, druggie hollywood brat the great chance that some real actor should have had?
Submitted by charlottecorday on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 2:44pm.
So Chuck Lorre was willing to put a few hundred people out of a job because his feelings were hurt by a crack head?
HBO's going to give him a series? WTF? Talk about jumping the shark. Guess I'll have to end my subscription. They're taking most of my shows (Big Love, Entourage, etc.) off the air anyway. If I want to see True Blood or Bill Maher, I'll download it.
Submitted by charlottecorday on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 2:44pm.
So Chuck Lorre was willing to put a few hundred people out of a job because his feelings were hurt by a crack head?
What an ass.
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Sheen is totally nuts. What if he showed up on set and physically attacked someone? I'm sure there are liability issues involved, more so than Lorre's hurt feelings.
And his defense in response to those Accusing him of being anti Hispanic is interesting: hay dumb Charlie; you're part Spanish not Hispanic and those of us who are hispanic spanish or just educated in hispanic culture in general know that spaniards turn their noses up at Hispanics so that " my name is Carlos Estevez how can I be anti Hispanic" excuse isn't fooling anyone. Moron.
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His father does have a good point though. The sickness is the same as anyone else's sickness. It is SO not about what words are coming out. Sad to watch someone dying.
charlottecorday I agree. When one of your employees does this, you don't shut down the whole office. You replace him and keep on going.
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So Chuck Lorre was willing to put a few hundred people out of a job because his feelings were hurt by a crack head?
What an ass.
I'd be surprised to find out that CARLOS Esteves HASN'T killed a number of hookers in his life just to feel the thrill. This guy is a sick fuck. His father claimed that this kid said at 8 years old that he wanted a fucking atomic bomb to kill everyone he knows. This dude is Jeffrey Dahmer.
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Charlie needs to go on the show "Intervention".
Or send him to " Apprentice" and let Donald Trump show him how low he really is on the totem pole!
Face it - he's not rich b/c he's smart. He's rich b/c his family is in the business, he has the last name "Sheen" and he fell into shit with his own show (based on his real life)!
Charlie needs his own reality show in Bravo STAT.
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I just got home, and in the car I was musing about whether Charlie was still on his psychotic "I am God" rant, or if he had come down off his crack high and was shivering and rocking in a corner, realizing he had MAJORLY fucked up!
Looks like dickwad is starting some damage control...or at least his publicist is.
Also, lol, didn't he say some shit like he said "Chaim Levine" to show respect for the real person?
As I recall, the crap he spewed about "Chaim Levine" was FAR from respectful!
Also, if someone gave an interview about HIM, referring to him as "Carlos Estevez," he'd be FURIOUS, imo.
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SMH.
Way down there in the mud, Chris Taylor.
Carlos has ALWAYS been a crazy, he shot Kelly Preston in the arm when they where engaged once and has given countless coked out interviews but gotdamn WTF is he doing with his life now?
Being compared to Lohan has got to give him the warm tingles!
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
It really bothered me that CBS didn't put the show on hold indefinitely right away. As much as I dislike Charlie, CBS was just as bad and just as greedy. They're dealing with a sick man but the almighty dollar wins. I saw Holland Taylor say that she couldn't wait to get back to the show too which made me also think less of her. CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL and all of you go to rehab.
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Soooo looks like Charlie IS NOT getting that show on HBO. Who in their right stars could refuse?
http://www.popeater.com/2011/02/25/charlie-sheen-hbo-show/
I am 'over the moon' about the birth announcement of this new egomonster in Hollywood. TEAM WINNING!
FROM TWATTER regarding Mr. Sheen:
-Contrary to the rumours, I am not replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men. However, Martin Sheen has asked me to be his son. -John Stamos
-Charlie Sheen said that he had "magic and poetry at his fingertips" at all times. Magic and Poet...ry are strippers, right? - Sklar Brothers
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Did Charlie switch from crack to Meth?
He's fucking CRAZY!
Charlie is now 'vowing' to show up to the set and demand to work...
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/charlie_sheen_says_show_will_show_...
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 12:20pm.
(From TMZ)
Now Charlie tells TMZ ... "I was referring to Chuck by his real name, because I wanted to address the man, not the bulls**t TV persona."
FYI -- Chuck's birth name is Charles Levine ... and Chaim is the Hebrew equivalent of the name Charles.
Charlie added, "So you're telling me, anytime someone calls me Carlos Estevez, I can claim they are anti-Latino?"
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Chuck Lorre's "real" name is not Chaim Levine, it's Charles Levine. Charlie's "real" name is Carlos Estevez. Or should we call him Chaim Estevez. Why isn't that considered HIS "real" name?
However, now i look up Charles (WHY???) and it is an old German name that means "free man."
So where is getting this Chaim and why is TMZ repeating it? Chaim means
"life"--you know, the toast l'chaim (to life)?
i don't know why this is bugging me.
Charlie Sheen is a bigger drunken, lunatic idiot than Mel Gibson.
Dear Carlos,
“Arrakis teaches the attitude of the knife--chopping off what's incomplete and saying: 'Now, it's compete because it's ended here.'
Love,
Haim
Chaz offered to pay half. Which was a better offer than CBS's. And besides that show was him. Not cast and crew. So they get laid off, boo-hoo, welcome to the real world. They'll find work, just like the rest of us. Chazzer has bigger fish to fry...Like world domination..
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Chazzer has go some serious pull in the "Upper" in LaLa land. He's the new sheriff and he has a band of assasins. All Shitney could muster up were Paps..
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Submitted by Stan Dup on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 11:32am.
BTW: Anna Nicole never made it back from the Bahamas. Oh yeah and her son also. Oh wait...Travoltas son also died in the Bahamas...just sayin.
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Anna Nicole Smith actually made it to US. She died from drug overdose in her room in Hard Rock Seminole Hotel@Casino in Hollywood, Florida.
I found this gem of a quote on another blog and in a sick way I kind of agree (but I still think Charlie is a POS).
"CBS should just pay Charlie $13mil ($1mil per episode), strap a camera to his head and let him loose in Hollywood. Then, in about a week or so, CBS could wrap the whole season's shoot, edit the raw footage and they'd likely end up with the highest-rated show in TV history."
I think in this hypothetical would never happen scenario he should have to give at least half the money to cast and crew. Everyone wins and Charlie still goes out in a blaze of glory.
Carlos will not be out of a job, even if he continues to spew his hatred for everything aside from hookers and coke. He's got dirt on the higher ups in Hollyweird, they know it, he knows it and when Carlos says jump, they as how high.
Troof!
@M.E..There you go sug.. You know where I'm coming from. We needed this party. Chazzer is super out there, So this trip is probably gonna be cut real short. But it's gonna be a sweet ride, I guarantee it..
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He seriously cannot stop for 5 minutes:
(From TMZ)
While Charlie spilled his guts to TMZ yesterday about his hatred for Chuck Lorre, he referred to the "Two and a Half Men" creator as Chaim Levine -- the Hebrew translation of CL's birth name -- which many people felt Charlie used in a mean-spirited attempt to denigrate the Jews.
Now Charlie tells TMZ ... "I was referring to Chuck by his real name, because I wanted to address the man, not the bulls**t TV persona."
FYI -- Chuck's birth name is Charles Levine ... and Chaim is the Hebrew equivalent of the name Charles.
Charlie added, "So you're telling me, anytime someone calls me Carlos Estevez, I can claim they are anti-Latino?"
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Also on TMZ they have an interview with 'Dr. Drew' (he just had to as well) where they call him THE WORLD'S leading addiction expert (???). I'm already getting bored with the he said/she said...I need some arrests, a police standoff, a meth lab fire, something.
Chazzer doesn't give a damn about "The Show". He's making three times as much at HBO. Chazzer will never be out of work, unless he deems it so. You people need to stop being so negative....That's what losers do..
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Thorny - agreed. The Shitters crazy train was off the rails. Damn, those were some fun times here.
Carlos is seriously fueling the next ride. Hookers, coke and booze...nothing really new to his life but he's doing it publicly now, AND running his crackmouf. WOOT WOOT! ALL ABOARD!
@M.E...And Chazzer brings out the real advocate in me, and you know how I like to play...
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Re- Who watches Two and a Half Men. I have a Monday night class with a professor who is OBSESSED with this show. Always talking about getting through the material so he can get home in time. I don't get it myself, but whatever.
@M.E...I miss the crazy Train. There really hasn't been a good one since Shitneys dad took the reins. Those were good times, happy times. I think Chazzer is gonna be the best crazy train ride EVAH. And I'm on board for this ride...
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Centaurious I am with you if I said it before Ill say it again BrooKe CracKhead Mueller is absolutely NOT beautiful and I am not even gonna comment on his Kids.... hes got some nerve.. talKin shit with his cracKie ass and flying to Bahamas with porn stars and his ex wife... I tell you to be rich white in America... Again....
Thorny - I missed that park I guess.
Absolutely loved what he had to say about the $ci-holes...
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Sorry I'm so behind on this but did anyone notice that the line "Rhymes with winning, anyone?" is reminiscent of Ferris Bueller's Day Off, one of his early films. I remember Martin doing this, speaking lines from his show West Wing like they were his own thoughts, during interviews for his political causes. At the time I wondered if Martin was showing signs of Alzheimer's. Now I just think crazy runs in the family, psychogenes.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 11:34am.
Please God, put him and Blohan together. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It would be the most epic crackheaded couple EVER!!!!
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The world would actually implode. I'm shuddering thinking about those two together.
People need to stop giving this guy airtime. On TV and radio stations. It's feeding his ego - making him think he's more important than he actually is. And who are all these people watching Two and a Half Men? I don't watch that much TV these days but there's got to be better shit on.
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It's not that serious.
Charlie has this Tony Montana, crazy thing going on...Me Likey...
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Submitted by chinlee3 on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 11:47am.
Fuck you Charlie. How bout you run a fucking gauntlet to the octagon through all those people you put out of work. You could fight them 5 to 1 if your still capable.
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WOW - I didnt even think about that (I would've eventually). What a scumbag. EGOfuckinmaniac. Maybe then can do a spinoff with the rest of the cast. Close it out with Charlie's drunk ass being swept away by a gigantic wave.
That show is such shit. I tried watching it a time or two at night when I was having trouble sleeping and nothing else was on. It is horribly un-funny and stupid. Who the hell ever watched it?? How has it been on for so long???
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Weeee, I put $100 down in the dead pool that he pulls a Phil Specter and shoots one of his crack whores in a year. Or that he Robert Blake's it and goes after Chuck or one of his ex wives.
Hmmm...should I up the ante and if they die bet he actually gets convicted...
Alex Jones and the Quaids by his side?
I wonder what else in 8 years the shows producers have had to clean up and pay off with his ass, what else do they know?