Kellan Lutz Leaving The Gym
Of course Kellan Lutz is leaving the gym in North Hollywood yesterday. When his ass isn't leaving the gym, he's going to the gym. When he's not going to the gym, he's driving away from the gym while doing sit-ups behind the wheel. When's he's not doing sit-ups behind the wheel, he's doing squats over the toilet. When he's not doing squats over the toilet, he's eating Muscle Milk out of a cooch while lifting hand weights. When he's not eating Muscle Milk out of a cooch while lifting hand weights, he's doing side twists (a meat head's version of "tossing and turning") in bed in the middle of the night.
Dude is built like one of A-Rod's girlfriends. Kellan could seriously bench press the entire Kardashian Klan on his nipples and he wouldn't even break a sweat. Kellan doesn't have wrinkles on his nutsack, he has a six-pack.
But you know, Kellan should spend more time working out his head so it catches up with his Power of Greyskull body. The body says "Green Giant" but the head says "chickpea."
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The black hose actually makes her calves look smaller.
She should wear white hose, would make her calves appear thicker.
(And - if the truth be known - she likes other 'thick' things as well!)
I don't like that.
I've been watching watching you watching me... Loose Ends
I think it's this dork who's rumored to be playing in a biopic about Varg Vikernes, a black metal musician. If that's him, there's some shitty casting.
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I thought it was Madonna for a second!
I'm sorry but those socks ... no GD way, sorry.
That is not hot.
Ew! That looks all sorts of wrong. Like Carrot Top wrong. No thanks.
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I bet roids because he's looking aged to quickly. But the thing that really gets me is adidas socks with Nike shoes! And both are fug. Illegal.
Still would, though.
Enough with the small head talk...
Those big upper extremity muscles and chest look odd on top of those scrawny legs (especially those calf muscles).
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i've got the brains, you've got the looks...let's make lots of money...
Behold the power of steroids! (I'd still hit it though).
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good christ is he ever hot.
He's always looked gross and greasy to me. Now he just looks like a gross and greasy beast.
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WAYYYY too big and that's just gross.
OMFG I'm cumming sooo hard........ ABC123$-!!##<32FU69;%&//€£¤ß™
All jokes aside, yes I would.. Sorry KL haters but he can get leaner and he will never let himself get fat. AND..... his dick outline is winking at me in the last thumbnail.
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"
OMFG I'm cumming sooo hard........ ABC123$-!!##<32FU69;%&//€£¤ß™
All jokes aside, yes I would.. Sorry KL haters but he can get leaner and he will never let himself get fat. AND..... his dick outline is winking at me in the last thumbnail.
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"
His proportions do look a bit off, but it could be that he is wearing black shorts and black knee socks. We'd need to see him in a speedo to judge if his legs are really weak sauce or not.
also you can see his peen outline in the sideways pics
so, who forgot to put a (/b) in his post?
He's starting to look like a gorilla with a wax job.
"Dude is built like one of A-Rod's girlfriends."
lulz
i love you MK
Submitted by chaka1 on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 11:39am.
Hot Damn. Just put a bag on it. I'd hit that then toss it out with the garbage in the morning.
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amen. Unfortunately for me, I've got a weakness for moderately unattractive fellows with nice shoulders. I'd motorboat him. Perhaps he's just naturally top heavy and born with chicken legs so it's harder to build them up?
But he is a bit of an idiot. Kinda like the man version of Megan Fox. Somewhat pretty and certainly busty but totally lacking in substance.
He HAD his body perfect at one point, now he done gone and fucked it up. Or maybe the pictures are at a bad angle.
nice knee socks, dweeb....
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Yuck, his head is too small for his body. I really hate muscles, I find a slim, toned body is best on guys.
No thanks. Too much muscle, dude looks terrible. I'm sure his balls are the size of a peanut now.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
Do not want. Super buffed dudes are just... no. Hugh Jackman being the exception, obviously.
"Dude is built like one of A-Rod's girlfriends."
lulz
i love you MK
I hate meatheads like this, especially when it's obvious they obssess in a mirror and don't look down to realize they have tiny little stick legs on a roid-ed up body. Gross!
Muscle Milk, my ass, that's some 'roid shit goin' on.
"Google me, you dumb fuck!", said some punk bitch rookie cop.
NEver understood the appeal of this dude, he's FUG. Didn't that 90210 bitch used to fuck her sister to be with this dude? Or am I mixing up stupid celebrities?
How can a dude be a butterface? Shouldn't he be a buttisface?
And I curse Twilight for unleashing yet another ugly and untalented actor on the masses.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
he's probably one of those gym rats that chest presses 500 pounds but forgets to do leg squats to balance out the top.
he looks like he's going to tip over.
dumbass. :P
Do people call him K-lutz? 'cause that would be funnee.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
Cover the pic and view just waist up and it's not bad. When you look at the waist down it looks really weird. Tight shirt and baggy shorts sliding down, the over the calf socks, oh and the messenger bag... He obviously works hard to look good but if he was just dressed in clothes that fit it would help a lot.
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Nice socks, roid-boy.
Gross. Dude needs to stop. He looks like he injects that crap that makes guys "muscles" look like there are softballs under his skin. That crap that eventually explodes. Remember that dud with the exploded bicep? Gah.
From what I have seen from this walking muscle bag there is nothing between the ears. It a wind tunnel.
His handlers need to sit him down and have a talk with him. There are no roles besides crappy Action Movies that will allow for him to be that big. Still, I would rather see him than Nicolas Cage, so that's something...
I have a broken gaydar but wearing half-tights like that in Hollywood probably means he likes it in the ass.
Disproportionate and roidy looking.
DO NOT WANT.
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T-rex arms and shrunken head, omg I can't deal!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Big muscles. Small weenie.
Ewwww... It looks like he has this tiny head (with a tiny brain I suppose) attached to those grotesque shoulders. Freak!
I like men with toned muscles, but not looking like a blown-up Michelin man.
Hmmm, is he trying to be the next Arnold Schwarzenegger? I could totally see him playing a terminator in the next movie.
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Too big, NOT attractive, NO talent whatsoever, and HOW THE FUCK did he get famous?!
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Is he training for his upcoming role as the fucking Michelin man?
No. Just...no.
WTF were they thinking? Does he not have adult supervision?
I take little comfort from the fact that I never liked him.
Dude, we have to talk about the socks.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 11:12am.
He needs to join Channing Tater on the juicehead butterface durr bus and go away. Buh bye.
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Bahahahahahaha! Perfect!
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Hot Damn. Just put a bag on it. I'd hit that then toss it out with the garbage in the morning.