Needs More F Bombs
Here's the red-band (aka NSFW) trailer for Bad Teacher, which stars A-Rod's part-time roid pimple pincher as a gold digging, weed smoking high school teacher who is trying to win a bonus so that she can buy titty bags and win the heart of a rich substitute played by Justin Timberlake.
Yeah, I know you liked this better when it starred Jack Black and was called School of Rock, but is it wrong that I'd probably sneak into this after buying a ticket for a more respectable movie like Mr. Popper's Penguins? The trailer promises a cornucopia of fucks, limited amounts of Justin Timberlake, Jason Segel's ball sack, child abuse and Cameron Diaz doing what she does best: puffin' that good shit pipe. It can't go wrong (but it probably will anyway)!
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Submitted by Naughychimp on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:53pm.
It made me giggle. It's a rare pleasure to see a FEMALE protagonist cast as a foul-mouthed stoner and for that reason alone it will get my $10
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Yeah, I agree. I can't think of any stoner chick movies besides Smiley Face. Not exactly my type of movie, but you gotta give Cameron, as a pretty mainstream actress, cred for taking that role.
Of course, she'll probably be "reformed" by the end but whatever.
I can't think of any other exes in Hollywood who have done a movie together. I feel like Cameron and Justin are doing this movie together to try to prove something... like they are mature and able to move past their breakup in a professional manner.
This movie is bothering me just a little bit for that reason. When she says that she wants to sit on his face I can only imagine how many times they did that in real life. :|
i am a huuuuuuge JT fan. i love LOVE love his music and always have. but his acting is just horrific. Who told him he was a good actor? STOP PUTTING HIM IN FILMS AND MAYBE HE WILL MAKE ANOTHER RECORD!!!
Looks fucking funny--I can't wait to see it! Going to be a classic.
under the influenced and it looks fucking funny. i'm taking it.
LOL @ Crustin.
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I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
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Crustin has the voice of a 5 yr old girl. Id watch this if he werent in it. Yeah, Im just gonna probably gonna watch this anyway.
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What's up, douchebag?
It made me giggle. It's a rare pleasure to see a FEMALE protagonist cast as a foul-mouthed stoner and for that reason alone it will get my $10.
the makeup artist for this film should win an award. cameron looked good and i know for a fact she don't really look like that.only part i laughed at was the po po's hitting that car and speeding off.
Justin Timberlake can't act,
neither can Natalie Portman.
Maybe they will both star in the remake of The Bodyguard or Soapdish.
Submitted by fosho on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 8:51pm.
I thought it looked hilarious for real! but on the other hand I thought this joke was funny:
Knock knock
who's there?
to
to who?
To Whom
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ha! that is funny. i will have to try that on my mom, grammar maven. it's not wrong, right? (who-he, whom him--no, i guess it's ok)
here's one i heard on dinnerparty download the other day.
why didn't hitler drink?
he was a mean drunk
so wrong
Okay, I gotta say that's fuckin' funny.
Alot like "Bad Santa". Cameron is totally chanelling Billy Bob Thorton.
The weak link in this movie? Justin Timberlake of course.
Jason Segel is Da Bomb!
I don't want to see this movie, but I just might... drunk of course! *LOL*
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and why do people keep putting J.T. in movies..?
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
I thought it looked hilarious for real! but on the other hand I thought this joke was funny:
Knock knock
who's there?
to
to who?
To Whom
Considering the miserable state of our education system and the under-appreciation and under-paying of teachers, this seems in poor taste.
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A new low for everyone involved. It's not just because this movie is set in Bizarroland and would never happen anywhere in this country, but it's obviously made for people whose sense of humor is still what it was when they were 13. Which, of course, means it will probably be number 1 at the box office, because if this country is nothing else, it's a nation of low-brow idiots.
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I've been watching watching you watching me... Loose Ends
man this sh!t isnt even funny ....
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
like dropping f-bombs is
gonna save this
piece of shit
ima thinking she doesnt wipe after taking a dump
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Awesome, I feel like I just watched the whole movie. Might be nice to watch again on Netflix next fall.
she looks like a beyotch! how could you compare that to school of rock? yes, jack black the teacher was self-absorbed and selfish, but he wasn't a total asshole. not all the time, anyway. and he did care about the kids (learning about rock anyways).
i loved that movie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqEszt5wG9I
I agree. Thanks. It was driving me nuts that I couldn't place her.
I do have the feeling I just saw the funniest parts of the movie already.
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Submitted by kari54 on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 3:57pm.
That looks fucking hilarious even though I hate everyone in it except for Phyllis from the office
I hate to say this...but this looks funny. Maybe a weekend rental. I so wish I could be as dickish as Cameron Diaz in this movie!
Dreams...what are those again?
2:17, best part of the entire trailer
That looks fucking hilarious even though I hate everyone in it except for Phyllis from the office
Submitted by Pilot on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 3:34pm.
Why didn't they just cast Jaime Presley? I'd have bought her in the role.
I agree. I think she would have been much better then pizza face.
Looks funny. Even thought I can't stand Timberflake.
Love it! LOL a couple of times.
Why didn't they just cast Jaime Presley? I'd have bought her in the role.
More importantly though this movie has LUCY **FUCKING** PUNCH. That might get me to watch this anyway. I'd watch that silly girl read the phone book.
I thought Cammy had the nose job from an "accident" which was actually her falling off a dresser while high and breaking her nose?
I think this looks highlarious despite the presence of Timberdouche.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 3:07pm.
Justin Timberlake cannot fucking act to save his gosh darn life. Stick to the music, buddy.
So true. Yet he keeps getting decent parts. (I'm not sure he can sing or dance either, but he does both better than acting.)
Justin Timberlake has a flavor-of-the-month sense of humor. I don't think he has an imagination and whenever these irritating fucking SNL memes are finally hung up to retire, he's fucked.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Justin Timberlake cannot fucking act to save his gosh darn life. Stick to the music, buddy.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 1:57pm.
@BorgQueen yeah I always heard that Matt Dillion was the love of her life.
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Matt Dillon cheated on her so much it was ridiculous. I remember seeing them on the red carpet when E! first started. Look at the pics of them back then. She always looked so miserable.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 1:48pm.
Pamela:
http://celebritygala.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/cameron-diaz-in-the-mas...
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I forgot she used to have an almost 'exotic' look to her; what happened?
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I just want to see Phyllis fucking swear!!!
Looks like good raunchy fun.
I hate to admit it, but this looks mildly entertaining...
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Submitted by Helena on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 2:14pm.
If this gets above, say 68% fresh on RT, I'll go see it in the theater. Looks pretty damn funny to me. Plus, the husband's a teacher, so we'll hit the good shit beforehand and laugh our asses off.
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Actually it already has a 94% on the audience score at rt.
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Phyllis from the Office has a second job.
Justin Timberlake just seems like such a kid to me - not really convincing in this role. Perhaps his acting will improve. DiCaprio also seemed like a teenager playing a grown-up until some of his recent roles.
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ok thanks Pam, LOL
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
@Jana I wanted to see that should I save my 10 bucks?
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Okay, I think this looks hilarious...sue me!!
LOL snowy I believe you! I dont believe this broad for a New York minute!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
This is kind of Awkward... but doesn't she used to date Timbercock a couple of years ago?.
And the movie looks funny, even though I'm not that into comedy movies.
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I'm gonna take your eyes, use them as a seed, Grow up a tree on the balcony.
Save your babysitting money; this is one of those movies where all the yucks are in the trailer.
I thought she and timberlack also worked and junketed together for Shreck 1,000,000.
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Dayum Cammie, starring in a School of Rock knockoff?
I guess it's true that Hollywood actresses have a shelf life no matter how flat their stomachs are. :P
I always thought teachers had to take random drug tests, but I guess not
*changes careers*
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
Oh, Cam, why did you do that to your face?
If this gets above, say 68% fresh on RT, I'll go see it in the theater. Looks pretty damn funny to me. Plus, the husband's a teacher, so we'll hit the good shit beforehand and laugh our asses off.
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