Ryan Phillippe & RiRi Are Doing It After All
Will UsWeekly make up their damn minds?! One minute, they're out screaming that RiRi yodeled out "Oh no no" when Ryan Phillippe offered to take her on a magic peen ride. But now they're saying that Ryan did in fact earn a small fry from McDonald's by getting his super sized freak on with Ronald's sister from another mister RiRi. AND a few days ago Star Magazine flapped their shit about how Ryan and Amanda Seyfried are still going at it. We get it! Ryan's A WHORE!
One source told UsWeekly that Ryan tried to get into RiRi's Barbadian triangle over a week ago, but she wasn't having it. However, a different source says that RiRi did take Ryan's invitation and it wasn't the first time. The source, who has obviously smelled Ryan's saliva on RiRi's crotch, said this: "She thinks he's hot. They totally had sex. And it wasn't even the first time! They initially hooked up when things were strained with [Rihanna's ex] Matt Kemp back in early December."
Seriously, I haven't thought about Ryan Phillippe's sex life this much since a few minutes ago when I Googled "Ryan Phillippe Naked." But the time before that was when one of my friends said that Ryan must give good lady head since he mumbles like his jaw is operated by a lazy hamster. Apparently, mumblers know how to nibble. I don't know. But it would explain why RiRi's been twerking her crotch like her clit's got the vapors.
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What are we gonna dub them, Ry-Ri-Ri?!
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I'm wondering how these rumors, once again confirming his douchey status, will affect Ryan's newly revived career? (Because they definitely will.)
He has a movie coming out with Matthew McConnaughey. Supposedly his springboard to better roles and more frequent ones at that(Contingent on him not doing too much drugging, drinking, or debauchery.)
It helps when your ex is marrying the big shot, senior VP honcho in charge of all talent at CAA. As part of the package, (yes, Reese & Ryan are still and forever a package) Ryan gets better movie parts...so he can pay better child support. The kids are getting older now. Dressage lessons, and French lessons cost $$$.
Who are these sources?
I've been watching watching you watching me... Loose Ends
Submitted by yoboo on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 6:01pm.
Why does every guy want to fuck this ugly eight head bitch? She must be better looking or sexier in person I guess.
It's funny but I remember a girl whose face was plain, body...no big deal but there was something so sexy about her in person. Sort of a chemical reaction thing I guess...well anyway when we saw each other it was hard to keep our hands off one another.
Pixs are one thing but IRL is another!
damn this hoe gets around doesnt she..?
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
Why does every guy want to fuck this ugly eight head bitch? She must be better looking or sexier in person I guess.
I would let him do Cruel Intention things to me, and then cry afterward.
Tears of joy.
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ryan used to be so hot. i don't know what's happened, but in that pic on hollywood rag his face is totally channelling middle aged tony curtis. yuck. pretty boys sometimes don't age well. just the other day i saw an old pic of matt dillon. he was pretty enough to be a girl. now he looks just like jim cary.
Submitted by HeddaHopper on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 2:39pm.
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Fer realz? I just do not think she is that big of a deal. Besides being an Illuminati pawn, I mean.
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
These two are very useless and dull.
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 1:43pm
There is no way that trick is younger than me. I was born in '86 and she looks older.
Ryan is a homosexual and the only thing she would be 'doing' would be putting her legs in the air.
Submitted by A.cotw on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 3:06pm.
LOL! *high fives*
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 3:04pm.
Don't forget: a promiscuous man is a donkey dick.He whore-he whore.
It's really tired whenever people draw the "A man can fuck around but if a WOMAN can't keep her legs shut she's a whore" card every time someone gets criticized on here.
I'm all for having sex with whoever you want as long as you aren't hurting anyone else. However, tons of male celebrities get called on their shit on D-Listed just as often as the women do.
As someone who identifies herself as being moderately feminist, when people bitch about shit like this, it really cheapens the cause.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Ryan hasn't been hot since his Cruel Intentions days. Why does Amanda Seyfried always date dudes that screw around on her?
Ryan is so fug. The body can't make up for that face. No thank you...
but i don't know why every time I hear lady of Cheetos new song "hold it against me" is like a breath of fresh air, seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol
and I'm not a team britney person
Wow. Everyone's like calling Rih bad names. Dudes whore themselves around all the time. *cough* Excuse me, dudes have casual sex with various partners all the time and don't get labeled gutter rats and whores and whatnot. If Rih can hit it and quit it with anyone she wants to, why not? I'm not mad at her at all. She's doing a great job of keeping her 'smashes' on the low. Really, ALL OF THIS RUMORING is speculation...and rumor. Leave ole' girl alone. Let Ryan be the whore and good father and sometimes douchebag that he is...with his sexy self. SEBASTIAN!!!
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." — Albert Einstein
Word? Ryan? RihRih?
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." — Albert Einstein
My theory:
Somebody out there really doesn't like Ryan. Ryan who likes to be "down wid it" and style around in a limo from time to time.
Because no one knows better than RiRi, that IF Ryan came within six inches of her cootchie, which he can't do with out a prosthesis, Jay Z and his posse would use his taint for the leather straps hangin from the doorway of a Rolls.
So no, I do not think RiRi did anything with Ryan. Ryan likes to hang out and be cool, maybe pick up the occasional back up dancer, but do not mess with the Bajan Princess. Ever. It's the reach exceeding the grasp thing.
Dumbass whore that he is, he tried, bless him, he tried. So now someone who really doesn't like Ryan is talking like a breathless teenager (Amanda is that you?)to Us Magazine. Sorry. I call bullshit. He didn't sleep with her, but he's gonna wish he had.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 2:00pm.
Sisterhood should be powerful,especially when it comes to women's safety. When I was young, we looked after each other. Even the worst raging bitch knew that the girls would rather tackle her to the ground than allow her to do something stupid, such as accept a ride from a stranger after a night on the town. Hearing about girls who disappear on spring break,get killed or raped because they left a party with a guy,etc. disturb me.
OT: Short guys tend to be well-endowed.
Submitted by A.cotw on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 1:43pm.
Submitted by BlueOrchid on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 1:27pm.
Spears is crazy,what's Rihanna's (AKA rebelle fleur) excuse?
Good question. I think she's just touched in the head. She does look to have a moderate case of the 'tards. She'd also better watch herself, she's getting fat.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 1:43pm.
Oh God now you made me Wiki her. She is from 1988 so she is 23.
um hm. *eyeroll*
the age reversal process has commenced.
a few years ago she was born in 1987.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 2:03pm.
He will always be Sebastian from Cruel Intentions to me
Sebastian was hoooooooooooootttttttttt.
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"When people ask me what I am, I just tell them I'm 100% cunt slut." - MK, 2/8/11
ryan and ri ri both dig skanks...they're perfect for each other...
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i've got the brains, you've got the looks...let's make lots of money...
Yeah, I'd still hit it (Ryan, not RiRi).
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I like her new song S&M.
*runs with iPod*
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 1:06pm.
Is Kumdumpster releasing so many "au naturale" pics to the media as a response to everyone noticing her horrible plastic surgery? Because all it draws attention to is the puffiness and eyes damned near swollen shut.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
As long as he's not beating her, I don't care.
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Silly rabbit.
Ryan is hottest when he plays evil and or sociopath roles. I saw him in some previews for some lawyer movie coming out where he looked pretty good. He will always be Sebastian from Cruel Intentions to me.
Submitted by A.cotw on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 1:50pm.
Agreed on all points. I don't think that attack is funny or should be used to attack her with. And yes he was denied a visa to the UK.
I hate myself for it but that "With you" song is kinda catchy and I don't like kiddy shit like that normally.
Well, you know, if it's true (IF), at least now he's pandering to dating skanks instead of stringing along innocuous, all-American chicks.
Hypothetically, I don't know if this relationship would last, though, because WeeWee likes to present the sadomasochistic facade. She's either full of shit and boring in the sack or she might scare him away one passionate evening while asking him to take a dump in her mouth.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Dear Michael K:
I can confirm that mumblers ARE the best at nibbling lady parts.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 1:41pm.
That was an absolutely brutal attack-no matter what we think of her mind,taste,or voice, Rihanna didn't deserve to be assaulted and left for dead on someone's lawn.
I read somewhere that Chris Brown was denied a visa to enter the UK because of this. If the Peruvians had done the same to Joran Van der Sloot, a young lady would still be alive.
Oh God now you made me Wiki her. She is from 1988 so she is 23.
Submitted by BlueOrchid on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 1:27pm.
Spears is crazy,what's Rihanna's (AKA rebelle fleur) excuse?
She is not back with him. Just said they can lift the restraining order so that dopey looking shit can attend award shows. Granted, not something you and I can relate to but not quite humping his peen yet. You can also ask what award shows he has to attend anyway.
Oh and I care so little about Rihanna, but that shit Chris Brown pulled on her was HIS doing not hers.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 1:34pm.
Hmm is Rihanna really 20yo?
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GTFO i don't believe that chiz for to seconds! She's pulling a Beyonce on us for sure!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Like I said last week, RiRi is pure gutter. Now go ahead and give me shit about it again and tell me how great her goat-in-heat voice is.
Also, isn't Ryan like kinda puny? Yes, with a 6 pack (but short and scrawny?) He better watch himself while administering his 'lady head'. He's one leg cramp or thigh spasm away from a spinal fracture or at least a chipped tooth.
That said, I'd fuck the religion out of that man.
I can't hate... I'd let Ryan hit it..I wouldn't tell anyone about it, but I so would.
"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"
Ryan's forehead tumor is the turn off for me. I wonder if he still has it.
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Oh and fuckay vous. - Ophelias evil twin
Morb - crawl out of your coffin ya "b_rr.." CUNT! LMAO! I had to sorry.
Yes, that Bieber skid mark has a movie about his life.
She sure has really high standards.
TEAM RIRI
(just had to say it, LOL)
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Submitted by GlitterKitty on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 1:32pm.
I have sympathy for abused women up until the point that they willingly go back to their abuser.
I agree PSL, she effed up her face
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
Rhianna just turned 23 or 24......I hope she does not have staying power.....hope she fades like Ciara and Ashanti. She has the same amount of talent- very little.
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Back The FUCK up Chuck - and OT ... Justin Bieber is a movie??!!
The Fuk? Im just hearing this... which makes me as shanky as RiRi.
.... Carry on
Hmm is Rihanna really 20yo?
Just like Beyonce, she looks way older than the age she claims to be. She also looks like the kind of girl who could get fat and lose her looks quickly. But that red yarn mop is doing a great job at uglyfying her in the meantime.
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