What Did Lindsay Lohan Wear To Court Today?
Lindsay Lohan's last court room ensemble was a loose interpretation of Catherine Trammell's interrogation outfit from Basic Instinct. But except for baring her labia in a dark shadow, she bared the Juvederm-sponsored labia on her mouth under fluorescent lights. Tits and lips! So I was hoping that for her latest date with the judge, LiLo would stick with the theme and pay homage to another erotic thriller: Body of Evidence. I was thinking that she'd stroll up wearing a beret on her head, pearls around her neck, wax on her finger tips and Willem Dafoe's nut hairs stuck between her teeth. Obviously, she didn't. I am very disappointed.
Instead, LiLo showed up looking like a high-paid call girl who has decided to leave the business and get a job as temp office worker at a mortgage firm.
So, not much happened in court today. The judge continued to put on his NOT IMPRESSED voice and told LiLo that she's going to jail no matter what if she cops a plea. He set her next hearing date for March 10th. LiLo can either take a plea deal from the D.A. (which includes jail time) or she can go the not guilty route and stand trial. If found guilty, she could get 1 year in the chokey for wasting everyone's time.
LiLo kept her charbroiled smugfaces to a minimum (mostly) and White Oprah didn't bust into the court on a chariot made of her own delusions to scream INJUSTICE at the judge. Underwhelming all around. On a positive note, LiLo's tits are hanging so low that her knees can give her a nipples a massage when she sits down.
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Nice Evil Eye around her neck though and love the YSL shoes...fab!
Just the cost of all the cops and handlers for just today. My God, how much more can California splash out on this case. It's time to let her go I guess since the judges are just being all milky toast. She doesn't believe ANY of the courtroom threats by now. Smirks, eye rolls, business as usual. ANd that Mother just makes me feel so sick. Wish she would stop trying to make Lindsay lie down in front of a train so that family can have expensive life style. This is just barf.
I'm having a drooling, Pavlovian response to this court drama. I remember the utter glee I experienced when I saw Paris Hilton sobbing in the back of a car on her way to jail -- I so, so wish to see Lohan do the same.
Speaking of cheesy '90s thrillers; I'd like to give a shout-out to the TV movie masterpiece Widow's Kiss starring Beverly D'Angelo and the lesser (hotter) Astin brother, Mackenzie. I crushed on Mackenzie and in my blossoming womanhood I found the raunchier scenes very alluring.
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"If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!" — Professor Farnsworth
I am so not a fan of the two-necklace look. Just pick one, ya dumb slut. sigh
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Submitted by Who Datt on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 6:03pm.
Yes and who I'm really infatuated with lately is Emma Stone...awesome in Zombieland! Yeah Hollywood really doesn't need Blohan, there are so many better to choose from.
Meanwhile, her ex co stars Rachel MacAdams and Amanda Seyfreid remain sane, sober, successful, employable and OUT OF JAIL! No wonder she's still (allegedly) boozing, still bumping bellies with her wo-man, still being seen out at night and still stealing jewellery so tacky that even Claire's wouldn't bother marking it down at a Boxing Day sale. The black and white attire is a pathetic attempt to balance her yin and yer yang. She should have dressed in something that referenced her *real* loves: gin and wang.
I'm shocked and appalled!! She really could have shown more tit!
ok...I'm the only person here who is going to say this...I think she looks good! I do agree a jacket and blouse might have been more "court worthy" but this is an improvement over the white dress. MK said himself... she has a somewhat office look here (and that is more respectful).
My boobs look just like hers!
Of course I've breastfed three children and I'm old enough to be her mother.
Has she had even more filler shoved in her lips?
Fingers crossed for a lip explosion.
Pretty saggy chin ya got, Blowhole. That there is what my friends and I used to call "Drug Neck" back in the 80's. All our cokey bosses had it. (Along with gaping nostrils and pinwheel eyes.)
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I've got maple syrup on my table so I'm good.
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And really whose advising this bitch???? where is her management? Cause I am not a star but I know not to be disrespectful to a judge or wear inappropriate clothing to court. Her mom sucks!!!!!
Not to mention the fact that when Anna Nicole(crazier bitch) went to court she always covered up hermuch larger tah tahs remember when she went to Washington in all black???? It was all over the news but she always looked professional you have to give it to her. This bitch just DOESNT give a fuck like I said before.
LynD
This bitch DOES NOT GIV A FUCC!!!!!!!!!
AND YES Hekkl SHE Looks LIkE " CAN I HAVE YOUR ORDER?"...
Submitted by Slurpee on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 1:29pm.
Great avie VapidLush.
Thank you :) Every time I look at it I hum "That's entertainment!" in my head.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 2:21pm.
And pretty much any black and white combo reminds me of wait staff uniforms.
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or old timey jail outfits.
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Fakers are everywhere: http://tinyurl.com/2764l4z
Showing off your no tits in court, klassy.
Lindsay has appeared in court eight times in the past nine months. According to MSNBC.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 2:24pm.
maybe she suffers from an affliction that makes her legs stay apart?
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Cum dumpster?
The affliction might be her herpes blisters chafing her inner thighs if her legs are too close together?
If this wardrobe theme doesn't simply reek of delusion, arrogance, and a guilty conscience, I don't know what does.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
maybe she suffers from an affliction that makes her legs stay apart?
lol
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Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun
- Lady Gaga
this is like doing the red carpet, la mafiosa lohan is going back to juvi,
and another chapters opens,
what I don't get is?
why charlie sheen is not in jail ????
he was doing and buying drugs and he was hiring prostitutes, can someone enlighten me?
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"A woman drove me to drink, and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her."
WC Fields
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"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money."
Robin Williams.
Submitted by kanderso: "Those pants look hideous on her. Her lips look ridiculous. Everything looks cheap."
The only time I have seen Lindsay NOT look cheap was that Vanity Fair shoot where they made her look Grace Kelly-ish.
White slacks are a very tricky thing to pull off. I mean as far as fabric. White *denim* is easy. But if we're talking trouser fabric, it can't be too see-through but not too thick, either. If it's too white or matte it looks they came from Strawberry. Cream is a MUCH better option. And pretty much any black and white combo reminds me of wait staff uniforms.
Hahaha. I noticed that long-ass stride too just from the still shots. It's always that same picture on the court room steps with the photographers lined up like it's the red carpet and her legs a mile apart
Submitted by thebutlerdidit on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 1:54pm.
If Lowdown Lohan actually lives to the age of 40, it will be a miracle.
...When all is said and done, she truly is an object of pity...
...she looks like Ann-Margaret at 42...her only hope is to completely remove herself from the negative influences of H'Wood and her own family...but the people around her probably aren't going to help or support her towards this end...
...Hopefully she's got someone to pray for her...
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...the judges on 'Cupcake Wars' need to get a life...
"Doooooooo yourrrrrrr....
jugs hang low do they wobble to and fro, can you tie 'em in a knot can you tie 'em in a bow, can you throw them ov'r your shoulder like a continental soldier
do your JUGS.HANG.LOW."
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 1:48pm.
That makes sense because I can't see how she could maintain her lifestyle when her last semi bankable movie was in 2007. Plus she was driving around in a Bentley owned by a porn mogul. Porn moguls always give out Bentleys out of the goodness of their hearts.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 1:48pm.
Why does she take such long strides? This isn't a catwalk and there's no need to grand jete across the pavement to the courthouse
I KNOW! Her striding is so annoying!
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
*hoists up middle aged boobs* I hope she saves some money for a boob lift, I saw her walking out of the courthouse, and those puppies hang lower than mine. When she hits her mid-forties, she's fucked. Of course, she'll probably be incarcerated, so it might not matter as much to her in there.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 1:51pm.
I always get the impression Hohan loves this drama. LOVES it.
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EATS IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
I always get the impression Hohan loves this drama. LOVES it.
Spicey - OH YEAH! I remember that now.
And yes, I'll have to agree. Tara was NEVER A-List recognition.
Why does she take such long strides? This isn't a catwalk and there's no need to grand jete across the pavement to the courthouse.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 12:54pm.
Spicey - do you have the blind item handy? I'd like to read it!
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Don't have it. MK published it a few months back but it read something like this:
"A now C-list actress with A-list name recognition has been forced to do escorting on the side to maintain her lifestyle and some expensive habits."
the guesses were between Tara Reid and Lohan. To me Tara was never A-list, and the expensive habit bit alludes to drug use. So my guess is Lohan.
"I will have to meet men lying down" - Blanche Devereaux
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@ M.E. lol
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 1:28pm.
Anyone else notice the HUGE necklace she has on? Way to remind the judge of why you are there! Also is that an evil eye necklace? I cant see it that well.
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Necklace? What necklace?
;P
Still a wretched, dirty, useless, baboon-ass-lipped crackhead who can't even wear a decent outfit to court. White Oprah probably picked this ensemble out for her and told her not to wear a bra.
We must be in hell if we have to hear about the Lohanfuckery over and over again.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 1:22pm.
I looked at the pictures, I don't see what you all are seeing with a black thong???
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I dont think its undies, I think its skidmarks! Nasty unclean bitch that she is!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
EVERYTHING she does is calculated for maximum publicity, including what she wore this time and last. The dress had everybody's tongues wagging and now she can have her mother play the "she just can't win" card by complaining that she wore pants this time and that everybody's just picking on her.
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Oh and fuckay vous. - Ophelias evil twin
Great avie VapidLush.
Anyone else notice the HUGE necklace she has on? Way to remind the judge of why you are there! Also is that an evil eye necklace? I cant see it that well.
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
I feel so sorry for her... she obviously has no grasp on reality what-so-ever and her handlers won't point her the way to the yellow brick road.
Personally, I would like to punch her Mother in the mouth.
Those saggy tits are gonna look awesome when she hits thirty! Cant wait till she goes to jail again and she better serve some real time this go around!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
PSL - Chose carefully? HAHAHAHAH!!!!!! PUT A FUCKING BRA ON FOR STARTERS!
I looked at the pictures, I don't see what you all are seeing with a black thong???
*borrows glasses*
Check those hands! Nasty!! Yeah, she's back on the coke, no doubt. And, please correct me if I'm wrong, is she wearing black panties under those white pants?!?!?!?!? To COURT?!!!!! I think I can second the STUPID TWAT comment now, thanks.
exactly M.E., that is why i don't understand why they didn't test her when she got pulled over. Did she blow the cop?
TMZ is saying that Lindsay chose her outfit carefully because she did not want people flipping out like they did with her white dress. THEN COVER YOURSELF YOU STUPID TWAT.
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Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun
- Lady Gaga
PSL - part of being on probation for DUI includes that you are subject to alcohol testing/field sobriety test if you are pulled over.
Why didn't the Sheriff give her one? And if they did, does this mean she actually passed it?
I think she's back on the coke personally. I mean, she looks like she hasn't slept more than 20 minutes each day for the last two weeks!
Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 1:06pm.
Good points. Her lawyer should tell her to dress properly or else she won't represent her-no if, ands or buts about it.
She clearly isn't taking this seriously. The judge will notice. Her lack of respect for the court will come back and bite her in the ass.
CTH, that would be thinking of others- Lilo does not do that. well, except for the children of Morocco of course.
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Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun
- Lady Gaga