Aretha Tells Fantasia To Kindly Sit The Hell Down
When Fantasia's name was read as the winner of the Best Female Pop Vocal Grammy earlier this month, she did not take the stage to accept, and she didn't even send her brother Teeny to grab the trophy in her place before mumbling about how he's working an album in his recording studio/guest bathroom. Nothing. Fantasia later gave a completely ridiculous reason for why she didn't show up. Bitch's ass got chapped, because the Grammy producers did not ask her to sing during the Aretha Franklin tribute. Fanny told BET that Aretha is her idol and she should've been on that stage hollerin' the steady out of Xtina's feet.
USA Today asked Aretha what she thinks about Fanny's excuse and well, when The Queen speaks:
"I was sorry to hear that Fantasia was upset because she did not get the opportunity to participate in my Grammy Tribute this year. I recall that in the past, Fantasia participated in both my MusicCares Person of the Year Tribute and my United Negro College Fund Tribute. Fantasia is still young in the business and although we all love and appreciate her she must understand that in this business of show business she will not always get to participate in everything she would like participate in. I'm sure it was not an intentional omission. I will see Fantasia over the summer here in Detroit."
This is Aretha's polite way of saying that she has chafe sores under her magnificent chichis that are older than Fantasia. So Fanny needs to take a fucking seat at the children's table and eat every piece of STFU on the plate Aretha prepared just for her.
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Translation:
Young heffa may not make it out of Detroit. And this will not be a bad thing.
All hail Queen Aretha!
Black Shrek needs to shut up and go the fuck away.
The "Girl, please!" is implied but not spoken.
I am sitting here in my cubicle...trying to figure out a reason why I shouldnt jump. SHe is actually complaining about something like this? Just be happy that you still have a career!
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Submitted by ripvannikki on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 12:21pm.
A) who the fuck is fantasia?
B) Aretha gave a polite, dignified gramma go to church response to the press, but i guarantee you when she "sees fantasia in detroit over the summer", Aretha will give her the "child, what the fuck is wrong with you?" speech. fantasia will be lucky to get out of that without a whipping.
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Am I the only one that thought that last line about "see her in Detroit" had just the tiniest whiff of a threat in it?
I would be fucking terrified if Aretha said she'd "see me in Detroit". Or any other city, LOL!!
I would update my will and get my shit in order before leaving. At the same time I'd be thrilled that she knew my name!!!
Bows down to Aretha.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:41am.
FACT: Fantasia once fit one of Urethra's whole chi-chis in her mouth. *****************************************************
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by agirl on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:09am.
LOL that was a nice gentle smackdown
What I would have said is "Fanny, you're lucky ANYONE invites you to participate in ANYTHING, and in 10 years your name will be nothing more than the answer to an American Idol trivia question."
BTW, I would LOVE for Aretha to tell me to STFU, in any context. I would consider it an honor.
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LOL,agreed! When Etta James trash-talked Beyond Tacky Knowles, I was gleeful. Aretha Franklin's way is even funnier because it's so dignified.
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Submitted by mbar on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:10am.
Fantasia looks slightly retarded to me. So does Macy Gray. They must be related.
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Please excuse me for name-dropping. Macy Gray isn't retarded or related to Fantasia. She went to film school (screenwriting division), and was well-respected. I knew her then & in my mind she'll always be Natalie McIntyre,the girl who never had anything bad to say to or about anyone. Eccentric,arty and extremely shy, but not retarded. It never bothers me if someone dislikes her voice-her real gift is for songwriting-but under that odd stage persona is one of the nicest women I've ever met.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:56am.
Fanny has raw talent but she's also a raw mess. She should have relished the chance to make a dignified acceptance speech (hopefully while NOT sweating like a lumberjack or wearing something heinous) and then make an equally dignified exit. Perhaps that would have helped erase the memory of all the fuckery she was involved in last year.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
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Well, the Grammy's like giving awards posthumously. Oh, wait....
Submitted by Morbidosity on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:54am.
I cant help it... I am totally mesmerized by Aretha's boobage. Cant.Stop.Looking.
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Get a good look cause those bad boys are gone. Am I the only person who thinks Fantasia is at her worst singing live? Anyone else?
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
One of Reefa's titty nipples is bigger than FantASSia's whole head - and a lot prettier.
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:56am.
Fanny has raw talent but she's also a raw mess. She should have relished the chance to make a dignified acceptance speech (hopefully while NOT sweating like a lumberjack or wearing something heinous) and then make an equally dignified exit. Perhaps that would have helped erase the memory of all the fuckery she was involved in last year.
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EXACTLY. She had an opportunity to show a mature side of herself and she (like with the other chances she's had in the past) turned it down. This is truly the example of an ignorant girl that made bad decisions in the past, found a lil fame and continues to make bad decisions. Its a shame b.c girl can sing
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A) who the fuck is fantasia?
B) Aretha gave a polite, dignified gramma go to church response to the press, but i guarantee you when she "sees fantasia in detroit over the summer", Aretha will give her the "child, what the fuck is wrong with you?" speech. fantasia will be lucky to get out of that without a whipping.
I think Aretha's BACK should have won a Grammy for not quitting the bitch years ago.
Those monsters must weigh 45lbs each (and 3-1/2 pounds per nipple) that’s 97lbs alone of pure chocolate Heavenly Tittay right there.
tasia is grammy material? i guess...
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i've got the brains, you've got the looks...let's make lots of money...
No no you guys got it wrong, she didn't win a GRAMMY she won a GRIMEY!
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What a delusional twat! And Aretha's response was far too dignified for this sh!t; she could have just said, "STFU, cunt!" and everyone would have agreed.
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"He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face." - A Shore Thing, by the
I didn't even know she won a Grammy. Yuck.
Fanny has raw talent but she's also a raw mess. She should have relished the chance to make a dignified acceptance speech (hopefully while NOT sweating like a lumberjack or wearing something heinous) and then make an equally dignified exit. Perhaps that would have helped erase the memory of all the fuckery she was involved in last year.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
I cant help it... I am totally mesmerized by Aretha's boobage. Cant.Stop.Looking.
Submitted by rukiddingme on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:51am.
I watched the live stream on tmz... she got an extension til 3/10... something about new evidence preented to her attorney this morning, which she needs time to go over.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
I don't put much stock into Grammy awards, I mean they just give them to anyone no matter how much their music sucks.
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Fantasia, put down the bowl or crackpipe or whatever it is you're smoking. do you really think that you have the clout to boycott a show so they will cave in to your demands? really?
FANTASIA WON A GRAMMY?
*looks out window for signs of the Apocalypse*
FACT: Fantasia once fit one of Urethra's whole chi-chis in her mouth. ************************************************************************************************ Profanity is a crutch used by ignorant motherfuckers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSNREtboX3s
Submitted by Defined1 on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:31am.
If Fantasia hadn’t told everyone she was boycotting the Grammys would anyone have noticed that she wasn’t there?
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LOL TRUTH!!! Also good luck ever getting another Grammy, Fanny, and I wouldn't be expecting an invite to perform at future Grammy Award ceremonies either, if I were her.
I don't know if I'd say she was *snubbed* in the past by the Grammys though; that would imply that she deserved the award but didn't get it.
Then again, why would we expect good sense from this illiterate uneducated trick, named after a Disney movie FFS, who hooked up with a married man who doesn't even know how to spell his own first name?
This bitch looks and acts mentally retarded. She should never have won a Grammy. I hate her voice
and she is beyond ignorant.
Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:22am.
This trick won a Grammy? Ahahaha.
And this is exactly why she shouldn't have won one. I know the Grammys aren't what they used to be but some musicians consider it an honor to recieve one. In fact many go thir whole careers without one ..
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Exactly. The concept of "paying your dues" and establishing yourself as an artist based on your talent is extinct. And so is humility.
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Looks don't concern me, Maestro. Only talent interests a woman of taste.
since I've never watched AI, I never heard Fantasia (bullshit name?) sing, but it sounds like I ain't missing much...surprised she even won a Grammy given that last year she was mostly busy homewrecking and trying to kill herself...also she sweats too fucking much...she always looks drenched in most pics I have seen. Gross.
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Did Fantasia ever learn how to read ? I remember that was supposed to be some heart wrenching secret that she was "illiterate"...everything she does screams epic fail. A suicide 'attempt' with a bottle of aspirin ? Seriously it would not surprise me if she tested with a 70 IQ or below therefore she can't really be held 'responsible' for her actions.
sucky, M.E.
http://www.achildgrows.com/2009/12/17/brooklyn-childrens-academy-prescho...
LOL it was the only cartoon jail avie I could find (in the alotted 2 second google search)
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
If Fantasia hadn’t told everyone she was boycotting the Grammys would anyone have noticed that she wasn’t there?
She needs to get over herself. Fantasia tried to make it all about her when it was about honouring someone else. She missed her chance to finally accept a Grammy after being snubbed for several years - just because of drama she made up in her head.
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It's not that serious.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:27am.
Jack please elaborate on your avatar that is suddenly the talk of the town, is that a flea or The Fly in a jail cell or something? Some insect? -------------------------------------------------
Looks like a toothless skinny old man behind bars to me, but I can't tell if it is from a famous cartoon or not.
"I will have to meet men lying down" - Blanche Devereaux
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Jack please elaborate on your avatar that is suddenly the talk of the town, is that a flea or The Fly in a jail cell or something? Some insect?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
This trick won a Grammy? Ahahaha.
And this is exactly why she shouldn't have won one. I know the Grammys aren't what they used to be but some musicians consider it an honor to recieve one. In fact many go thir whole careers without one and this bitch has the audacity to act like she's all high and mighty, when in fact this 5th grade dropout who has been given way more than she should have ever gotten should be kissing everyone's ass who voted of her retareded Amnerican Idol ass. Let's be real she should be working at McDonald's not living in a mansion being given the opportunity to take her ghetto act to the Grammys.
Can I ask an honest question to my fave gossip mongers? It has nothing to do with the OP, which I know is a no-no, but still...
WTF is the point of Blind Gossip? Who(m)ever runs that sight literally takes gossip headlines and just scrubs the names. Is it not truly an insider, or does that person just like to toss out a bone to keep hits up? I point to today's "blind" about Miley.
Honestly-
Those chichis are crying for mercy.
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twerk those stumps!
Well I was wrong and right. Lady Gaga gave her "Whitney Houston" speech for Best Pop Album, her only win during the show, but she also picked up Best Female Pop for Bad Romance.
Submitted by mbar on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:10am.
Fantasia looks slightly retarded to me. So does Macy Gray. They must be related.
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Both of their voices make me want to hurt small furry things.
almost sounds like the way you would talk to a child about having turns at things. Wow.
Fantasia's voice really grates. I can't stomach watching her sing with that big bass mouf of hers.
Comparing Fantasia to Aretha is like comparing Starland Vocal Band to the Rolling Stones.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:09am.
BTW, I would LOVE for Aretha to tell me to STFU, in any context. I would consider it an honor.
And I would certainly STFU, of course. Aretha don't have to tell anybody anything twice.
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Amen! I would consider it an honor also. Don't fuck with Aretha
I cannot make out the details of Jack's avie. I see jail bars and a striped suit.
Fantasia looks slightly retarded to me. So does Macy Gray. They must be related.
Uhm, the one award the home audience got to see Caca accept was Best Female Pop Vocal was it not?
LOL that was a nice gentle smackdown
What I would have said is "Fanny, you're lucky ANYONE invites you to participate in ANYTHING, and in 10 years your name will be nothing more than the answer to an American Idol trivia question."
BTW, I would LOVE for Aretha to tell me to STFU, in any context. I would consider it an honor.
And I would certainly STFU, of course. Aretha don't have to tell anybody anything twice.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:02am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:00am.
those tits scare me.... I'm positive men have died playing with them.
Or suffocated under them.
I hate Fantasia, stupid name, stupid girl. Does she have a Bedazzled grille, FFS? Invisalign? WTF?
Tacky.
Invisalign? That aint a good advertisement. You can see those things from Mars. :)
GAHD!! can you imagine the smell coming from her boob cheese? fuck.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Fanny needs to sit down and STFU. Her voice sucks and she is a no talent bitch