Breaking: Jennifer Aniston Cut At Least Three Inches Off The Bottom Of Her Hair
Not to be outdone by Justin Bieber, Jennifer Aniston took a pair of shears to her hair (or her "built-in tear wiper" as Maddox calls it) and showed off a slightly new mop at the photo call for Just Go With Shit in Madrid this morning. While The Lesbeaver sacrificed his locks to help scientists discover the cure for EVERYTHING, Jennifer's new haircut happened on accident when the bottom of her follicle cape got caught in her Baby Alive's mouth during feeding time. But leave it to Aniston to turn a Baby Alive freak accident into an around the world headline!!!!! And don't expect to find Aniston's locks on eBay, she already had her cut-off hair pieces turned into a shrug for her dog.
Here's more of Aniston's new-ish hair in Madrid today with Brooklyn Decker and Adam Sandler (glad he dressed up for the occasion).
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IMO she will look better & more feminine wearing a dress
The pants & tank top combo makes her look much older.Exuding cougar-ish Dina Lohan vibes..
I can't believe we're still arguing over this stick of irrelevance after two days.
If she does a head shaving Britney trick I promise I'll care.
good! I was just thinking the other day that she should cut some hair--this looks better..more chic. She could even go a titch shorter and add some curl..she's a pretty woman, she should have many styles instead of just ONE fergodsake
I like the haircut, but think she's a little too blonde now. I like her beachier.
Her hair looks much better, but there is no need to be making such a big deal out of a few inches. I love how to some people with long hair, a few inches is a little more than a healthy trim, but in the celeb world its considered a major haircut, like, oh my god Aniston chopped off her hair, not really... Eh.
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I think, in order to not be considered boring, you have to do more than cut off three inches of hair after wearing it the exact same way for 15 years. I think."
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yeah Ill second that...
is this chick ever gonna really do anything different?
She wears the same clothes,same hair,same make up and its getting to be like warm oatmeal-completely inoffensive but boring....
Oooh how daring she is-shes selling her house for 42 million that quite frankly looks as thought it been furnished at Ikea and Cost Plus and she's gonna buy a place in New York and she's cut 3 inches off her hair -all because she wants to 'simplify ' ............. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
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Who cares about JA's hair, almost bought the shoes Brooklyn has on...but couldn't justify $795 turquoise suede pumps. Reality sucks.
Loved her in Friends. Now she just bores me to tears. And that f*cking hair!!! Oh god, she just loves her dry, brittle, bleached-out hairstyle doesn't she.
The shorter her hair gets the longer her chin looks.
The inverse square law.
She must be readying herself for the Mom roles that will soon be coming her way. She looks like Brooklyn Decker's mother lol.
another fug haircut for said fug.
fug squared
said fug would look better with no hair or a Flobee cut!
Sashay. Away.
why does she always make these fish faces? she has done this on so many red carpet events the past couple of years. and dont say she hasnt. i have more than one piece of evidence.
http://socialitelife.com/jennifer-aniston-brooklyn-decker-just-go-with-i...
I think, in order to not be considered boring, you have to do more than cut off three inches of hair after wearing it the exact same way for 15 years. I think.
(Damn, I'm so fucking incorrigible. I'm NOT here!)
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Boring???? WTF does a person have to do to be considered anything but nowadays? Mean people suck.
Someone who commented on the Biebs cut with a small edit is all that needs to be said:
boring chick gets haircut.
nothing to see here, people.
move along.
What in the hell kind of GD outfit is Brooklyn wearing?
HATE.
Aniston, Stop!
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I could give a hoot about Jen either, I'm just here to marvel at all the passion and invented controversy about someone so benign.
One of the most unnecessary spectacles ever.
Big. Fucking. Deal.
High-waisted pants with a tucked in tank top.....
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I've typically hated Aniston's hair because it's so boring- highlighted sandy blonde and long. I always thought the best she ever looked was when she had short hair on Friends... I think it was the season where she was having Ross's baby or something. This haircut is much better for her.
I'd love it if Jen showed up somewhere wearing a long, black Skankalina wig and a huge grin.
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5..4..3...2.... before we see Jolie sportin' a cropped hair do. She's about ready for a healthy looking haircut as well. Just b/c it's long doesnt mean it looks pretty.
She looks great. love the cut.
Her face ain't right. She looks like Tara Reid, bloodshot eyes and all.
Looks good
I like it. Looking good.
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SOCCER MOM HAIR!!!!
The irony of looking more matronly than Angelina..
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She's no beauty but I like that Aniston is shaking things up a bit with her looks. It ages women - and men - when they find one style and then stick with it year after year after year. It's actually not much of a change: same style but a bit blonder and a few inches off.
GAHH! She looks terrible in those pics
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Submitted by boston61 on Tue, 02/22/2011 - 3:01pm.
She will grow old and rot just like everyone else. All the money that she has lucked into will not make her happy. She should give it to those who have had less money luck than her. Adam Sandler is freaking repulsive but the average American Joe (freaking repulsive Republican slob) like his nasty movies.
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She needs a damn VO5 hot oil treatment.
And the Repub slobs loved his shitfest "Grown Ups".
Wow, her new haircut looks exactly like the old haircut she had for like fifteen years, except slightly shorter.
It's a slow news day, isn't it? Can't someone get divorced or lose their blackberry or get knocked up?
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Tue, 02/22/2011 - 3:16pm.
I always thought that she looked like Barbra Streisand, even during early "Friends". Not necessarily a bad thing, in my opinion.
She should try an Ogilvie Home Perm, just to shake things up a bit.
She is a complete and utter BORE!
i really don't get why so many people give her shit... shes not THAT bad of an actress..and she was in some cool movies that don't make me want to kill myself --office space, along came polly, hes just not that into you.... i just don't get it. ohwellll
her hair cut is a little more mature
This is the most exciting thing that Aniston has ever, ever done.
It's a shame that she's turned into Babsy Streissand in the process.
Poor Jen!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
And they all insist they don't read the gossip blogs! Come on, Jenny-craig, you know you caved to our superior style tips!
Why does anyone like Adam Sandler? I can't understand it.
Gosh, I'll bet JA is enjoying the hell out of being in the same room as a 6 foot tall blonde swimsuit model who's a lot younger than she is.
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She will grow old and rot just like everyone else. All the money that she has lucked into will not make her happy. She should give it to those who have had less money luck than her. Adam Sandler is freaking repulsive but the average American Joe (freaking repulsive Republican slob) like his nasty movies.
STILL BORING AS FUCK!
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That shit is nice. -MK
I like it.
Sorry -I don't give a single fuck about this, but her PR Team rocks.
I love it - although it resembles a cut she had back in like 2001/2002. I think she said she hated that hair cut too. I had a cut similar to it. She just looks alot blonder now. Good for her ... change it up a bit. Too heavy on the eyeliner .. not lovin' it.
I'd like to see her with bangs. I don't like the hair or the outfit.
All three of them are dressed poorly. Every one of them could look better.
Tres Fashion Fail. But I do like it when middle aged women have medium to short length hair. Long hair looks good on only a few people as they age. I don't think it's filler in her lips but filler or botox all around the outside of them, that makes her smile different. She was probably getting lines from the smoking.
Here's a pic from 2000, the shortest her hair has ever been: http://l.yimg.com/k/im_siggYpKCke.pW3Q0.hoZbvwuFw---y626-x495-q75-n1/omg...
I'm in the camp that thinks this particular style and color make her look older (especially the eyeliner). Those pants are horrible. At least we all know she's got a rockin' bod underneath them.
adam sandler makes shit movies.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
I like it. I've been saying she should do something different with her mop for ages now.
I cut my hair just a bit shorter than hers recently after having it midway down my back for a few years. I have hair separation anxiety moments, but it's so much quicker to brush.
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Submitted by kate773 on Tue, 02/22/2011 - 2:18pm.
I know alot of people don't like her, but I really do. I don't know why. I know she's painted as this needy man-starved person, but she just never struck me that way. I always thought she was so pretty and I love her sense of fashion. Very classic.
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I like her, too. I HATED "Friends", I don't think she is a great actress, but I still like her if only because she seems very apprectiative of all she has achieved. Also, she was the first to say that she never thought she was all that and a bag of chips.
IMO, she is attractive with a great body and good fashion sense. This idea that she is a needy, grasping woman who is shedding buckets of tears over her idiot ex never seemed to gel with reality.
Frankly, I think she is very happy being a wealthy, single woman and probably thanks God she doesn't have a child army or this "saint" image to maintain.