How Dare They Treat Faye Dunaway Like This!!!!!!

By "they" I mean the flight attendants of some US airline and not her plastic surgeons. Page Six has an extremely disturbing piece today about how a group of beauty-hating flight attendants tortured international legend Faye Dunaway by refusing to upgrade her to first class and teasing her with wire hangers. May the wheels of those flight attendants' metal carts get stuck in the aisles (like Faye's brows in that picture above) every time a big ole' bitch needs to pass to pee.

A seasoned flight attendant at an unnamed airline tells Page Six that they dubbed Faye "THE BITCH" after she threw several in-flight tantrums that made hos wish they could take a page out of Steven Slater's I QUIT THIS BITCH handbook by sliding down the evacuation slide for more peaceful pastures. The flight attendant says that they got so fed up with Faye's acts of cuntery that they denied her upgrades and put fire on her hole by taunting her. Here's the dark-sided tale from the flight attendant's mouth:

Before she boarded one early-'90s flight to London's Heathrow, the stewardess claims that airline management contacted flight attendants and ground staff and told them that under no circumstances should they upgrade Dunaway. "This was the only time this ever happened in my career," she said. Sure enough, Dunaway turned up at JFK with a coach ticket to London and demanded an upgrade.

The stewardess told us, "She was a total bitch, screaming at everyone and saying, 'Don't you know who I am?' But we refused and sat her at the front of coach, where she could see there were seats free in business and first class, which made her even more furious. When we brought out the meal service, she snapped, 'I am not eating,' as if we would care."

But the attendant added that the flight crew -- taking a cue from "Mommy Dearest," in which Dunaway played a monstrous Joan Crawford who railed, "No wire hangers, ever!" -- got their revenge. "When she fell asleep, one steward said, 'I'm going to get that bitch' and grabbed a bunch of wire hangers and put them on the seat next to her. All the other passengers were snickering. When she woke up as the plane landed, she was wide-eyed with fury, and looked around [for] whom to blame but had no idea who did it. Then she got up and did yoga in the aisle to calm herself down."

Faye Dunaway has been nominated for OSCARS for her tantrums! Studio heads have paid Faye tens of millions of dollars to flare her nostrils and open the portal to hell by widening her eyes in front of the camera! And Faye gave those ungrateful bitches a taste of her theater live and in person, and this is how they reward her?! This is the kind of shit you only see on the silver screen (or at 3am on Starz when Supergirl comes on)! They should've pulled $11 out of their pocket books and stuffed it in her ass crack while she did the downward dog in middle of the aisle!

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 5:15pm.

Ever since 9/11, TROLLY DOLLIES have become unbearable. If you even ask them a question, they snipe and snarl and act like you're ruining their life. The worst are the gay stewards, jesus, you'd swear they ran the airline with their diva antics and pissy attitudes.

When I was 6 months pregnant, I flew back to Ireland and one queen sniped (as I passed him to get to my seat) "you better not have THAT thing on the plane. I'm not in the mood". And he wasn't even joking. Assholes.

Upon saying that, I went back to their little gallery on our way back from Amstydam over Christmas and asked for more wine and girlfriend poured me a triple glass in a huge container. Loved her. Like the female attendants WAY more than the males.
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Submitted by gucci on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 5:13pm.

wow i never took faye to be the arrogant bitchy type. guess i was wrong...wait until my mother hears..

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Submitted by Snarf on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 5:12pm.

To be fair, if I looked like that (not that I'm a real prize myself) I'd be a total bitch too.

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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 5:11pm.

Why is it that the people who want expensive shit for free are always the ones most able to pay for it? Give ME an upgrade.

I was actually just on a plane last night (I was on vacation all last week), and the flight attendants were very nice. I'm an easy passenger. There was a TV in front of me, so I amused myself by watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer and reading The Shining during commercials.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 5:11pm.

<"Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 6:35pm.">

I sure do remember where the Streisand story came from. Back in the days of AOL in the gay section (remember that?) from a flight attendant who swore it was him who layed the smackdown.

Submitted by Jana on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 5:07pm.

Plastic bitch.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 5:05pm.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 6:31pm.
I only hope the lead flight attendant was a carbon copy of Estelle Parsons. "And I'm not taking any SASS from MISS Bonnie Parker!"

The one celebrity bad behavior flight story I believe posted online I read from a flight attendant involved Barbra Striesand who wanted a glass of wine "in a wine glass! Do you know what that means, a wine glass?" and the attendant responded "I belong to a union. Do you know what that means, union? That I don't have to take rude shit from you."
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LOL I hope the Streisand story is true!
Do you know the website it came from?

Submitted by anony54321 on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 5:03pm.

early 90s, as in twenty years ago?

i dont believe it. the airline would have been idiots to not upgrade her 20 years ago.

what a foolish story.

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 5:03pm.

An actress having a fit over her accommodations? Flight attendants being unprofessional? Story from the mid-90s?

*Jumps down escape chute*

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 5:02pm.

Not interested in someone who thinks the world revolves around them.

I will say that having one nice, personable flight attendant makes all the difference.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 5:01pm.

I only hope the lead flight attendant was a carbon copy of Estelle Parsons. "And I'm not taking any SASS from MISS Bonnie Parker!"

Submitted by aleborba on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 5:01pm.

I wish she shouted "DON'T F U C K WITH ME, FELLAS!"

Submitted by sushi on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 4:58pm.

Don't want to ride in coach? Pay for an upgrade bitch!

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 4:58pm.

I don't see the need to bring this story to light now.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 4:54pm.

Don't know if this is credible, however I have read in the past that she's a total cunt.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 4:53pm.

First of all some cunt brings this up from 20 yrs ago? Big fucking deal!

Oh, and hardy-har-har, putting wire hangers on the seat next to her! HOW FUCKING ORIGINAL.

Personally, I love Dunaway. Always have. I think she is one of the best actresses of her generation, and I always thought in her younger days she was a beauty.

One of my favorite pictures ever, was of her , the morning after the Oscars, when she had won for either Network or Chinatown (or maybe something else), and this Life mag phtog had a picture of her, poolside, newspaper and Variety thrown around, her Oscar on the patio table, and she was languidly sitting in a chair, in her robe. It was soooooo movie star-like. I just loved that picture and love Dunaway.

I have dealt with plenty of CUNT flight attendants in my time, and let me tell you, they are worse than the assholes on the plane.