How Dare They Treat Faye Dunaway Like This!!!!!!
By "they" I mean the flight attendants of some US airline and not her plastic surgeons. Page Six has an extremely disturbing piece today about how a group of beauty-hating flight attendants tortured international legend Faye Dunaway by refusing to upgrade her to first class and teasing her with wire hangers. May the wheels of those flight attendants' metal carts get stuck in the aisles (like Faye's brows in that picture above) every time a big ole' bitch needs to pass to pee.
A seasoned flight attendant at an unnamed airline tells Page Six that they dubbed Faye "THE BITCH" after she threw several in-flight tantrums that made hos wish they could take a page out of Steven Slater's I QUIT THIS BITCH handbook by sliding down the evacuation slide for more peaceful pastures. The flight attendant says that they got so fed up with Faye's acts of cuntery that they denied her upgrades and put fire on her hole by taunting her. Here's the dark-sided tale from the flight attendant's mouth:
Before she boarded one early-'90s flight to London's Heathrow, the stewardess claims that airline management contacted flight attendants and ground staff and told them that under no circumstances should they upgrade Dunaway. "This was the only time this ever happened in my career," she said. Sure enough, Dunaway turned up at JFK with a coach ticket to London and demanded an upgrade.The stewardess told us, "She was a total bitch, screaming at everyone and saying, 'Don't you know who I am?' But we refused and sat her at the front of coach, where she could see there were seats free in business and first class, which made her even more furious. When we brought out the meal service, she snapped, 'I am not eating,' as if we would care."
But the attendant added that the flight crew -- taking a cue from "Mommy Dearest," in which Dunaway played a monstrous Joan Crawford who railed, "No wire hangers, ever!" -- got their revenge. "When she fell asleep, one steward said, 'I'm going to get that bitch' and grabbed a bunch of wire hangers and put them on the seat next to her. All the other passengers were snickering. When she woke up as the plane landed, she was wide-eyed with fury, and looked around [for] whom to blame but had no idea who did it. Then she got up and did yoga in the aisle to calm herself down."
Faye Dunaway has been nominated for OSCARS for her tantrums! Studio heads have paid Faye tens of millions of dollars to flare her nostrils and open the portal to hell by widening her eyes in front of the camera! And Faye gave those ungrateful bitches a taste of her theater live and in person, and this is how they reward her?! This is the kind of shit you only see on the silver screen (or at 3am on Starz when Supergirl comes on)! They should've pulled $11 out of their pocket books and stuffed it in her ass crack while she did the downward dog in middle of the aisle!
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I've always flown KLM and then Air-France and had to transfer 3 times before getting to my destination. I once had to oversleep in the Amsterdam airport before my next flight. So kids kicking my backseat - NO! Not in the mood.
I really musn't be, Kerfuffles, as I really don't see this "kids gone wild" thing.
But my kids are NOT allowed to back talk or smart mouth us, nor other adults (or kids for that matter) so the thought of them running around a plane is completely alien to us. I don't think our children even know that's an "option". I don't have perfect kids by any means but wow - our kids know rules about respect and kindness and would never get up from their seat unless they ask for permission and only to go to the bathroom. Maybe I sound all fake saying this, I dunno, but if you knew my husband and I, you'd know we instill in our kids that their many trips to Europe are a privilege and they must behave accordingly. I honestly have to laugh at the notion that my 3 would get up and run around, yelling! LOL!
When you travel with kids, you have to be very aware of those around you. At the same time, the luxury days of travel are over and it's boring and cramp worthy for all of us.
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TexnDoc, I've flown with them several times and just wow. But then again, I've found that every airline I've flown on in SE Asia is like that, even the 'cheap' ones. They can't do enough for you.
Love this crazy ho. Just don't leave me alone with her.
You know, I understand how trying it must be to be a parent on a plane with crying or misbehaving kids, seriously, but when I fly with my dog I give him a sedative to make him sleep so he does not disturb other passengers with barking.
I suggest a similar remedy for children. DRUG 'EM!!!
I've had my seat kicked so hard so many times by overtired kids and my eardrums blown out by screaming that I'm surprised I'm not in a wheelchair with my hearing aid turned up to MAX.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
"TINAAAAAAA!!! BRING ME THE AXE!!!!!!"
They should be thanking her for the free in-flight live entertainment.
(love that pic too)
Sounds like everyone here just needs to fly Singapore Airlines from now on. Flew from LAX to Tokyo and back and I swear this is all you'll see aboard:
http://anythingfancy.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/singapore-airlines.jpg
It's always ranked #1 in surveys worldwide.
That's true about kicking seats. The problem is that kids don't realise the seat in front of them isn't theirs!
Even now, I do have to remind my kids about twice each flight, not to kick seats. Then they get it and I say a "sowwy" to the person in front of me and all is cool.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 7:21pm.
You're welcome.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 7:20pm.
My mom remembers glamerous flying, she used to tell us about it. you picked out your very, very best outfit, you got your hair did, you shined your shoes and washed out your gloves, you make sure your purse matched your luggage.
you could drink all the high tension booze you wanted,even in second class (no coach yet)
and it was a big fucking party.sigh.
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Yeah, my parents do, too, although they didn't fly much before we were born due to financial issues...all I remember when I was a young flier was, you dressed nicely for flights (church clothes) and there was a menu, you could choose from a variety of hot meals (in coach!), you had silverware, and as many free drinks as you wanted. I think the free drinks thing died out when I was in my early 20's, about 20 years ago, but I took advantage of it a few times. The flight attendants were mostly female, some male and not glamorous, but perfectly groomed and ridiculously polite, ie, the customer is always right.
Sigh...little did I know I was witnessing the end of an era.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 7:25pm.
You must not be riding on the same planes as me because almost every single time I board a freaking plane there's a kid bawling its lungs off. I realise a long flight is not pleasant for a small child but that doesn't mean I have to like it. I had my share of drunk adults as well but never had a rude flight attendant, male or female, straight or gay. I guess not flying with bratty children might have worked to my favour.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 7:21pm.
I hate to sound like an asshole, but people that give the whole "flying with kids on the plane is hell" speech are the reason i haven`t been home to see my family in 9 years.
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Wow, I just said the same thing before reading this!
Don't listen to the kid haters, all the damn fuckers on planes are grown ass drunks, divas and terrorists, not 5 year olds who only want apple juice and a good movie.
Kisses to you and your kids!
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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 7:13pm.
Honestly, I can't really hate on flight attendants for giving you the side-eye if you're flying with demon spawn. They're just speaking for the rest of the plane. Flying on a plane with kids is HELL.
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I HATE flying with my kids! Making sure they are occupied and behave and arent disturbing anyone else is a full time job.
I give people with kids the side eye when they walk on, like lets see what kinda parent your gonna be. There are only the two kinds the "not give a shit im on vacation kind" or the "im never on vacation from being a parent kind".
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 7:18pm
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there's a difference between French Canadians and Parisians. Parisians are basically fucking snobs.
And I hate to have my backseat kicked while on flight, especially at meal times.
For us, the plane rides are the easiest part of travel - it's all the car seats and luggage and car rentals and lines that are hard. My nippers sleep through part of the night flights to Europe and for the rest they color, watch a TV or play a video game with ear plugs.
I hate all this "kids on planes are hell" bullshit. The only crap I see are from grown ass drunks and bitchy male attendants.
And I enjoy being an obese, track suit wearing , gelled hair traveler. I look awesome in my Vicky Pollard shit AND YOU ALL KNOW IT!
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the only interesting thing about this is that either Faye is too broke or too cheap to buy a 1st class ticket yet she expects an upgrade every time...there are other airlines she can try her "persuasion" techniques on...PLUS, it took this flight attendant almost 20 years to come forward with this???...I was expecting Mile High Club trysts at least! At this point not even Faye herself remembers or cares about this shit. And the wire hanger thing is flattering IMO...it shows that people still remember a memorable performance...why would she be upset about that? Oh well...flight attendant fail...please slide down the emergency ramp...NEXT!
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I hate to sound like an asshole, but people that give the whole "flying with kids on the plane is hell" speech are the reason i haven`t been home to see my family in 9 years. Both of my kids have Autism, and there is NO FUCKING WAY my kids would stay quiet or "well behaved" during a 13 hour flight. And i just know that somewhere halfway to Europe some Jackass would run his mouth about my kids and i would have to issue ass-beatings (to the jackass) and be arrested upon arrival.
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
She was so hot in The Thomas Crowne Affair, gorgeous outfits, gorgeous co-star. I must see this movie again, if only for her wardrobe.
Centaurious, that is a horrible story about you and your dog, the airline should be ashamed, and you should have been compensated. Pathetic customer service.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 7:18pm.
You shouldn't have had to ask the mom, she should have stopped her kid without being told to. I know your pain, I've been there, unfortunately.
My mom remembers glamerous flying, she used to tell us about it. you picked out your very, very best outfit, you got your hair did, you shined your shoes and washed out your gloves, you make sure your purse matched your luggage.
you could drink all the high tension booze you wanted,even in second class (no coach yet)
and it was a big fucking party.sigh.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
Submitted by sillykat on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 6:58pm.
Submitted by Jana on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 6:49pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 6:45pm.
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the bitchiest flight attendants I ever came across were Parisians. No one beats them.
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HAHAHA! It's funny you mention that. I had no problem with the flight attendants on my flight yesterday. BUT there was a child behind me kicking my seat like crazy. I understand that kids aren't going to sit like statues, but literally a little shoe came through the gap between my seat and the wall of the plane. I was about to turn around and say "Can you please stop that?" when I heard her speak French to her mother. I know enough French to recognize it being spoken, but not enough to have the "please ask your child to stop that" conversation.
I had a horrible experience with an Italian man once.
It still gives me the "walk of shame feel," even 14 years later.
I was on a flight from Greece to Rome, and there was a language barrier...I thought I was in the right seat.
However, after 10 minutes, a very haughty Italian man came up to me and said, "You do not belong here. Here is not for you. You belong back there. Get up, go there, NOW!"
He was pointing to the curtain behind first class, which I had inadvertently sat in, even though there were about 20 seats in first class and only two passengers in first class!
I went through through the curtain and just sat down in the first seat I found, the flight was not full at all.
The shame, though...I still can feel it.
Why the hell did he care that I was sitting in the the back of first class quietly reading my book? Why did he know I didn't belong there (on that flight.)
I've been in first class a few times since then, and no one has ever questioned me....weird.
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What was the fucking point of posting this 20 year old "tail"?
Not buying thw wire hangers on the seat shit.
Honestly, I can't really hate on flight attendants for giving you the side-eye if you're flying with demon spawn. They're just speaking for the rest of the plane. Flying on a plane with kids is HELL.
Everytime I have ever come across a male flight attendant they are the bitchiest assholes going! Once my son who was only 4 at the time had to pee and as we where going down the aisle and entering the stinkhole they call a bathroom he started screaming at us to sit down because they literally just announced on the loud speaker to buckle up do to turbulence.
I just said "look you, my son needs to pee unless you wanna clean piss leave us alone!" I guess the thought didnt set well because he just sat in his little flight attendant seat and said nothing else.
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 7:08pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 7:01pm.
I dread seeing that we have a male gay attendant, they can make for a miserable flight.
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Not to mention all that AIDS getting all over everyone.
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Male flight attendants put a little bit of AIDS in everybody's drinks. Everybody knows that.
Air travel is so different these days....flight attendents are flying waitstaff without tips, their salary is crap, and there is no rich husband to be found, perhaps at best a one-night stand with a polyester-clad middle manager at Kinkos.
Flight attendants are saddled with alot more responsibility, and nowhere to hide from rude and sometimes rightfully angry passengers from the horrible treatment they receive from the ornery airlines.
The passengers aren't glamorous models and the Rat Pack the way they used to be, they are obese, tracksuit-wearing, hair-gelled pigs who have no manners and no regard for their fellow passengers.
Most people traveling with kids let them run wild, although some do not.
Not many, though.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 7:08pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 7:01pm.
I dread seeing that we have a male gay attendant, they can make for a miserable flight.
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Not to mention all that AIDS getting all over everyone.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
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Exactly! And converting my son to their ways! Everytime my son leaves the flight, he swishes through the airport until his Dad beats the queer out of him. Awful!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 7:06pm.
I think the French can't stand each other. They are slightly more temperamental with foreigners, including francophone Swiss and Belgians.
Submitted by sillykat on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 6:58pm.
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I was on Air-France and this bloody bitch wouldn't let me get up to use the restroom, when we were well along on my flight overseas. She was snobby and an ass in general. Ugh, I still get shivers from thinking about her.
And as luck would have it, she was seated right behind me the entire 7 hour flight.
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 7:01pm.
I dread seeing that we have a male gay attendant, they can make for a miserable flight.
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Not to mention all that AIDS getting all over everyone.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
This is so timely. Mr Fury is booking flights with Air France in the other room! We are getting all 5 of us on frequent fliers, all we pay for are taxes/charges which runs a bit $$ but nothing like the actual flights.
I don't have a problem with Air France, maybe because we speak French. But in general, Parisians are hideous people although I think the people of Normandie (and in the mid and south (not celeb-land south) are lovely.
My problem is that I love France - it's the French I can't stand.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 7:02pm.
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I love "flying rest homes" and "frosty rust buckets" !!!
Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 6:54pm.
While they might deal with some bad people, those attendants are no kittens themselves. I have had several that were so rude, I reported them to the airline after the flight.
Anymore, if my grandmother were still alive, she would be younger than some of those old bitches in the skies. I remember when I was a kid and up until I was in my late 20's, flight attendants/Stews were young and attractive, now they look like they are retirement home residents. I feel like I am flying in a rest home instead of a plane. God forbid should you ask for a bed bug infested pillow or blanket on one of those frosty, rust buckets in the air. They look at you like you asked if you could rape their son! Bitches.
When I was younger, I always thought it would be so glamourous to be a flight attendant. But travel these days is stressful and at the end of the day, it's a job where you have to put up with a lot of assholes. I've been horrified at some of the behavior I've seen from grown-ass adults who should know better. I know I wouldn't be able to do it without beating a ho down.
Uvy, I travel with my kids too. The males cannot stand children, it's very true. My three kids have been going back and forth to Europe since they were 3 months old and are really great travellers. I've never been anything other than kind and polite to them but believe me, they got drunk with power after 9/11.
Female attendants are generally nice but the gay males have an attitude a mile long when they see our family coming. They automatically assume our kids will be brats and act stunned at the end of the flight as our kids say thank you and leave, without having said or done anything on the flight.
Additionally, I've had one asshole (passenger) puke everywhere on one trip and other than that, I simply don't see passengers act up. Everyone just sits, tired and bored until the flight is up and everyone gets off. Their job can be hard so I'd never be a bitch to staff (why would anyone even try that, I don't know) and it wouldn't even occur to my kids to misbehave. They know the deal.
I dread seeing that we have a male gay attendant, they can make for a miserable flight.
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Why Patsy, welcome aboard!
"Ooooy! Peanuts! Bloody French bitch."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW7XEv_2pk0
Submitted by Jana on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 6:49pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 6:45pm.
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the bitchiest flight attendants I ever came across were Parisians. No one beats them.
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Parisians are the bitchiest in general.
She is looking v. "Voldemort" in this picture. The real crime here has been committed by her plastic surgeons.
My husband and I usually get an upgrade/free snacks and booze at least once per trip. "We're too nice to each other," we've been told.
I will say the flight attendant who said (and upgraded to 1st class with free mimosas and breakfast), did tell us to never try that again. We were on our honeymoon, so it's not like we were trying.
Flight Attendants have to put up with alot from people. Really rude people often times. The only person (straight male) I knew with that job ended up with a huge heroin habit.
Flying is the worst. Unless you're filthy rich, they have you by the short tails...literally.
I was flying from Boston to Texas with my dog several years ago, and they demanded I pay for him to fly back, but I had paid for him fully when we departed.
I had no receipt, though, no credit card and was 10 dollars short with the cash. I begged to be let through (he flies under the fucking seat, like a damn carryon), but no go.
They let me cry for 4 hours in front of the ticket counter, until the snow was so deep I missed my flight and they closed the airport..., they called the cops so I would be removed from the ticket counter because I was "upsetting other passengers", I was stuck in Boston for 5 fucking days, and I know I am on American Airlines shit list for all the crap I hurled at them in the end when they called the cops, but pathetically, IN THE END, I booked another flight with them because they were the cheapest!
Pretty sad. I am the first to admit.
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20 years ago? How timely.
I've heard Faye is totally crazy these days. But I almost had a celebrity encounter with her once. I was in the back of the store though and nobody bothered to alert me. Mid 80's and she comes into store around Xmas and brings some software she wants to buy for her nephew to the counter to ask questions. The clerk has no idea who she is and treats her like an idiot, even though FD was pretty nice, but a little ditzy for our clerk's liking. Finally she asks what kind of computer Faye's nephew has and she says she has to go out and ask her sister, absentmindedly leaving her credit card on the counter. The store is crowded and as soon as she's gone people come to the counter and ask if it was FD. The clerk notices the card and picks it up and says, yes it was, I guess without lights and makeup we're not so beautiful, or some such smart alec remark. Just then a woman's voice says "Oh, was my sister here? I can't find her." The clerk was totally embarrassed. It was priceless.
Why the fuck would there be a bag of coat hangers on a plane?? I call bullshit. Anyay, we all know the way to 'get a bitch' is to smear semen on her yogurt.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 6:20pm.
This happened in the early 90's? That is so mid-80's.
Megan Mulally told a story of Faye from when she used to sell costume jewellery door to door(before Will and Grace days).
She was in Faye's bedroom with her stock spread across the bed waiting for Faye to emerge from the shower/bath.
Faye emerged, completely naked, and standing with her arms outstretched like Jesus said to her minions "DRESS ME". Too famous to dress herself!
She apparently bought Megan's full stock.
Still think she was an awesome actress back in the day.
IF- Totally agree on the bitchy queens. They generally hate kids, too which sucks since I travel with three. I've had some seriously nice, helpful people both on board and during ticketing and it totally sets the mood for the flight.
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Oh and fuckay vous. - Ophelias evil twin
I never had a steward or a stewardess be catty at me. Treating them like people might have helped, though.
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 6:45pm.
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the bitchiest flight attendants I ever came across were Parisians. No one beats them.
Is it really necessary to be so mean to Sarah Palin's mother?
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