Monday, February 21st 2011

Sean Penn And Ramada From Hot Shots!?

Well, snatch away from chafing dish! It's Ramada from Hot Shots! leaving a restaurant in Rome with Sean Penn where they "canoodled" (I should have to canoodle with barbed wire every time I type that word) together during dinner. Valeria Golino dipped into the crazy by playing Tommy Girl's love interest in Rain Man and she swan dove into insanity by doing Hot Shots! with Charlie Sheen, so I'm pretty sure she's capable of handling Sean Penn. It takes a certain strong bitch to not get contact high from the hot toxic smoke clouds wafting off of the boiling coke boogers in Sean's nose.

I'm happier than John Travolta's freed scalp pores to be writing about Valeria Golino (And she was in Big Top Pee-wee AND Four Rooms) even if it's because of Sean Penn's insane ass.

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OMG. A woman in Hollywood who can grow real hair!!!!!!!

Wendell's picture

Don't forget Big Top Pee Wee!!! She was Pee Wee's love interest.

Centaurious's picture

I would kill to know every detail about Sean and Madonna's marriage.

Seriously. Well, not, but I think I've made my point!

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MickeyHolland's picture

She looks good enough to fry an egg on and he seems his usual morose and disgruntled self.

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EveryStrangersEyes's picture

why?! why?!... why did she do that to her hair?... she's so pretty... ya, know... besides the hair and the Sean Penn stuff.

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she looks the same!

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Submitted by ripvannikki on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 6:09pm.
Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 4:33pm.

She looks a lot like his ex...Robin Wright.

And yeah, she does look good...
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I am glad I am not the only one who saw that.

She looks like Princess Bride Robin Wright in the main pic.

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When I first saw the picture, I thought Robin was crazy enough to go back to Sean. *LOL* So yeah, @ripvannikki, we were both thinking the same thing.

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That woman in the background looks like a young Beulah Ballbricker from Porky's. And Sean Penn? Yuk!

Dang, she still looks great. But who would ever date that slug for any reason?

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madam s.'s picture

Oh my gosh, you people saying she looks like Robin Wright need to Google Robin Wright. There is zero resemblance. Robin is one of the most gorgeous creatures ever, her features are sublime.

jelliebean's picture

His hands look small. I don't get the attraction to him either, in the land of Narcissists he is the King.

They look good together but to the people who said that she looks like Robin Wright I don't think so, she looks more like Madonna circa Like a Prayer era.

Centaurious's picture

The remake of Dirty Dancing is just not the same without Patrick Swayze.

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Sayonara's picture

I always thought she was pretty.

I've been watching watching you watching me... Loose Ends

Snideychick sez:

Sean Penn: WOULD. NOT. FUCK. EVER.

Not even if he had a diamond dick that squirted hundred dollar bills. Just the thought of his O face hovering above me is terrifying.

Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 4:33pm.

She looks a lot like his ex...Robin Wright.

And yeah, she does look good...
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I am glad I am not the only one who saw that.

She looks like Princess Bride Robin Wright in the main pic.

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Wow! She's looks awesome! Hardly changed at ALL. ...bitch.

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Submitted by Droppin Kids Of... on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 5:11pm.

Did anyone look at John Travolta's and Kelly Preston's pics? It should be obvious to the naysayers that she just had a baby.

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That's true. Her breast are HUGE and low.

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I used to have a perm like that several decades ago! Maria Schneider started the craze when 'Last Tango in Paris' came out - buttery anal sex on the kitchen floor didn't take off with quite the same gusto.
Penn just looks like a cranky fugly pepaw. Yuck.

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Did anyone look at John Travolta's and Kelly Preston's pics? It should be obvious to the naysayers that she just had a baby.

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Neurotic's picture

This bores me and I don't like Sean Penn at all.

Total douche that mofo and I bet his peen is rancid.

CeeCee's picture

It's been a long time since I've seen a hair perm.

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She reminds me of Madonna... and probably to him as well.

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mike's picture

I haven't seen her since Big Top Pee-Wee! She still looks great.

Aging very well - in 3rd thumbnail she looks like a young Madonna -

smokeybaconflavour's picture

Damn! She look exactly the same! She too hot for him!

stefystef's picture

She looks a lot like his ex...Robin Wright.

And yeah, she does look good...

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This woman does not age.
Bitch.

LaChaylo's picture

I'm jealous because she dated (edited) and was engaged to Benicio del Toro.

madam s.'s picture

You'd have to be a special kind of self-hating moron to date Sean Penn. I don't even understand how you could be friends with him frankly. I mean, I'd take Robin Wright in that friend break-up side any day. How could you not?

That said... this woman looks completely like a Jennifer Grey/Madonna blend! Her hair is pure gorgeousness, though. Those curls!

annobanano's picture

Let's not forget her finest achievement - Big Top
Pee Wee!

joanne's picture

She looks great. Penn is probably a piece of cake after Sheen.
JT looks better without the wig.

Ms. Caligula's picture

Wow. She looks really good. Is she even wearing any makeup?

She was gorgeous in Immortal Beloved, although I had to watch with subtitles to know what she was saying.

Her name makes me think "venereal gonorrhea." Which is probably what she'd get if she fucked on Sean Peen.

bitchette's picture

DWM- samsies- i dont' know who this chick is, but she looks like Jennifer Gray!

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The chick in the middle of that pic--her face sums up my attitude today.

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At a young age, in the disco era, I was more than once the 'nice guy' that gals could talk to about their 'beats me, makes me write bad checks' boyfriends. Woe unto me if I landed one of these victims for my very own lovin, and learned about 7 kinds of crazy the hard way...

My heart used to lead me in the wrongest directions back in the day.
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Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 3:17pm.
i know...i recognize the anger and get outta the way....unfortunately, i know plenty of women who like that angry guy type too...blech...

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She looks good.

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

TOTALLY thought that was Jennifer grey with her new nose. Whoopsy.
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According to her imdb she and penn are friends.
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She is way too hot for that smoky bit of dried leather. He looks like he has the drunks.

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I don't know who she is, but I envy her curls. They're perfect.

Sean Peen looks like Dracula's anemic grandpa.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 3:13pm.
There are plenty of women attracted to men with anger issues, men who aren't even wealthy celebrities... Yeah, bitch sure looks to me like a real narcisstic hot-head.

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Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 3:04pm.

how does sean penn get women? it's so obvious he's an angry man with other issues...what do these women see in him?

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i know...i recognize the anger and get outta the way....unfortunately, i know plenty of women who like that angry guy type too...blech...
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P.T.Bull's picture

There are plenty of women attracted to men with anger issues, men who aren't even wealthy celebrities... Yeah, bitch sure looks to me like a real narcisstic hot-head.

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Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 3:04pm.

how does sean penn get women? it's so obvious he's an angry man with other issues...what do these women see in him?

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I think they're just friends; they've known each other a long time.

Valeria is still adorable as all hell. I love her crooked teeth and smile.

Is it just me, or does she remind anyone else of a young madonna? I never saw any of those movies, 'cept Peewee. But I'd definitely hit it. I sat next to SP at a restaurant in the Castro (I guess it was during Milk) and he was really hot. His face is all kinds of old and lived-hard on, but his hair is amazing (I would have thought he was a homeless guy if it wasn't for his hair). Mostly, he really has an amazing animal magnetism. I never cared one way or the other for him before that. Now I'm sold.

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

this chick is smokin hot!! and THAT VOICE!!!

awwwww, jackooooo, youwanttotakeapeekinsidemypantiesno?

SI!
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sillykat's picture

I'd do him. And her. Both of them are yum.

letinstar's picture

how does sean penn get women? it's so obvious he's an angry man with other issues...what do these women see in him?
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