What Divorce Rumors?
Those string of whispers that came floating out of the basement window about Beyonce and Jay-Z's marriage being as dead as Tina Knowles' fashion sense were snuffed out last night when the two nibbled on a pretzel together at the Lakers some game in L.A. But I'm still sensing trouble in wig paradise... A hot minute after Pete Wentz let the woolly mammoth rise from his head, Ashlee Simpson dropped divorce papers in the slot and moved the hell on. And now Jay-Z is doing the same thing. It takes a few tubs of caramel tinted caulk, 4 contractors and a permit from the city to get Beyonce's make-up on in the morning, and Jay-Z could easily remove one layer of paint by accidentally brushing his head against her face. Jay-Z better tame that shit if he wants to keep his marriage right.
And I love that Beyonce is wearing LIP SYNC FOR YOUR LIFE shoes at a basketball game.
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I used to think she was so pretty in early Destiny's Child. What's different now? All I see is wig.
She needs to either get knocked up or dump his ass. She used to be merely annoying, now she's so boring she can't even manage that.
Does anyone still listen to her?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Why do these women prefer fake-blonde pee colored wigs instead of just embracing their own hair?!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
You know something?
I find them totally boring. Really. Nothing interesting about them as a couple other than the question- WHY?
Divorce rumors are the ONLY interesting thing about this couple... And she makes sure she keeps the "plain" looking girl next to her so she can look prettier. I know that trick very well.
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I would commit a felony for her shoes. I'm questioning the practicality of wearing them to a basketball game though. This girl has no sense of propriety.
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"If you're going through hell, keep going" ~ Winston Churchill
Those shoes are pretty fun. I'm usually the little gnome who screams about needing comfortable shoes over glamour, but I'm a sucker for sparkly.
That hair colour is terrible. I don't know what the hell she was thinking with that. (And she's got the awful blonde going in the hair dye ads right now too).
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Its a good thing Jay Z is a multi-millionaire, because if he was, say, an auto mechanic, there is no way that hideous mug could have scored a woman as attractive as Beyonce. I agree with the poster who says he looks like a camel. LOL!
That said, I never really saw much chemistry between them.
Submitted by PinkTransAm on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:26pm.
I love love love her shoes! I would wear the hell out of those shoes..5'10 and all. lol
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I know. I'm 5' 10 too and love to wear high heels. Makes them short mofo's nervous. :)
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im actually surprised she hasn't done a line of wigs. she would make a killing. and smh @ those shoes. i just wasn't given the gift of being able to walk in heels and am amazed at anyone that can do it. even so i still wouldn't wear them to a basketball game.
Say what you want, but I'd go to one of her concerts for those shoes.
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why is she the face of L'Oreal haircolor if she has no hair of her own? Can you color a weave or do you simply switch to a different color extensions? Not that I believe she would ever use something you buy at the drugstore but still...I hate fake advertising.
Wigs and extensions that are made from human hair can be treated just like HUMAN hair...dyed, cut, permed, curled, styled etc.
"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"
Thier whole relationship and marriage is one big PR stunt. The most popular high-profile woman in RnB just happens to marry the most popular high-profile man in hip-hop, although he looks like a camel and she is beautiful? Give me a break. This is clearly a marriage of means that isn't holding up too well anymore. Beyonce isn't stupid, of course she hasn't given him a kid, yet...can you imagine what it would look like, yikes! Sidenote: I'd stab a b*tch for her shoes though :)
"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"
What part of they are drinking gin-n-tonic's did michael k miss???
The fact that Beyonce is shilling for hair coloring products when she dons weaves/wigs is laughable.
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Submitted by from athens:"I think they are Tom and Katie of music."
LOL.
LOL @ LIP SYNCH FOR YOUR LIFE... if it was LA last night it was the All-Star game. Folks like to show how fancy they can be at the All-Star game.
I'm going to call she's pregnant, unless she got secret implants.
Just waiting for the day when one of these ladies slips and busts their ass in shoes like that. Aren't basketball courts normally pretty slick? I can barely walk in wedges, nevertheless 4 inch heels...
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I dont know i like these two together ..but the shoes is a bit ridiculous though for a basketball game and its time cousin Angie B.. loses some weight girl being and around beyonce and them dont make u wanna shape up ..
yay pink!! As a fellow 5'10 girl I'd rock those shoes also ;0)
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American royalty!
How old is Jay-Z now? 40? When's he going to start wearing adults' clothing?
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so, she's going to a sporting event, looks in her closet,and those shoes come to mind???
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:33pm.
I like when the sunlight hits her glossy piss-yellow hair in the morning...
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Exactly!! Imagine your very own, piss-yellow lace front to pose in the morning sunlight!!!
I need to go to my neighborhood Forever 21 for their version of her shoes, Mardi Gras IS around the corner...
why is she the face of L'Oreal haircolor if she has no hair of her own? Can you color a weave or do you simply switch to a different color extensions? Not that I believe she would ever use something you buy at the drugstore but still...I hate fake advertising.
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I believe Superhead said that JZ used to fuck her and that he was good but only from behind so that she didn't have to see his ugly face. So I guess he is bi then...never heard the gay rumours until now.
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they both look beat.
I like when the sunlight hits her glossy piss-yellow hair in the morning...
Is she stuffing food in - or taking a giant was of gum out?
I want to see her get a line of lace fronts. Her hair, fake as it is, looks all supah stah. Hey, if Vivica can do it...
Gay - Z. Why am I not surprised - explains the recent Kanye collabs.
nothing spells feria hair color quite like a lace front.
& is he about to barf or just staring at her boob?
"not so fast tom ryan..."
I love love love her shoes! I would wear the hell out of those shoes..5'10 and all. lol
And seriously, could they look any happier together?
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Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn
I think they are Tom and Katie of music.
Divorce rumors mean that she's actually preggo this time around. I can't stand these "I'm so into sports" chicks that tip around basketball games in 4 inch spikes, bitch please.
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Now THAT'S a pair of jewel-encrusted heels...
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And I love that Beyonce is wearing LIP SYNC FOR YOUR LIFE shoes at a basketball game.
LOl MK
That was the first thing I noticed too.
Adn that weave! A lion is crying for his mane this very moment.
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Submitted by bourgie on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:13pm.
I am soooo tired of our generations Ashford and Simpson....Gay Z was outed years ago in NY. Bouncey has never shown any real interest in real men since forever. This was a merger.
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Outed? Are you talking about Nas & Ether? It would explain his obsession with designer labels.
Is Jay-Z looking for B's talent?
He adores her, she tolerates him. Her cousin Angela Beyince ( the heifer in the black) was supposedly rumored to be messing with LeBron.
Beyonce just looks like she's wondering why Gay-Z didn't bring TWO pretzels.
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
bug-eyed fool
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
SASHAY.........AWAY
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
"Lip sync...FOR YOUR LIFE!"
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Girlfriend loves her fatty fired foods and bis-cuits. Thank God for industrial strength Spanx.
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Shiitake happens...
Jay Z better tame that shit!! hahahahaha
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
It must be hell to be married to that bitch. Don't blame him.
I am soooo tired of our generations Ashford and Simpson....Gay Z was outed years ago in NY. Bouncey has never shown any real interest in real men since forever. This was a merger.
Two boring black folks but hey they have money and talent so I guess that's all that matters right? ***rolling eyes*** Next----->
I'm am so over those red-soled shoes! It seems as if every two-bit reality ho and lip-syncher is wearing them. (*eye roll)
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She can remake The Wiz in those slutty yellow brick road shoes.
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Oh and fuckay vous. - Ophelias evil twin
I'm SOOO over this tacky overrated ho. She needs to quit with that yellow yarn wig.
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Douchechill!