What Divorce Rumors?

Those string of whispers that came floating out of the basement window about Beyonce and Jay-Z's marriage being as dead as Tina Knowles' fashion sense were snuffed out last night when the two nibbled on a pretzel together at ~~the Lakers~~ some game in L.A. But I'm still sensing trouble in wig paradise... A hot minute after Pete Wentz let the woolly mammoth rise from his head, Ashlee Simpson dropped divorce papers in the slot and moved the hell on. And now Jay-Z is doing the same thing. It takes a few tubs of caramel tinted caulk, 4 contractors and a permit from the city to get Beyonce's make-up on in the morning, and Jay-Z could easily remove one layer of paint by accidentally brushing his head against her face. Jay-Z better tame that shit if he wants to keep his marriage right.

And I love that Beyonce is wearing LIP SYNC FOR YOUR LIFE shoes at a basketball game.

Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Beyonce • Jay-Z

Submitted by phillysweet on Tue, 02/22/2011 - 10:06am.

It's about the game BITCHONCE not you! Those shoes demand ALL EYES ON ME! What pathetic peice of shit you trully are! The only reason to call JayZ, GayZ is because it rhymes! If you go to SANDRAROSE BLOG YOU'RE BOUND TO GET A VIRUS, CONTINUOUS POPUPS!!!!

Submitted by stank on Tue, 02/22/2011 - 8:06am.

I hate Beyonce and her crap glitter shoes scream "I want attention". Jay-Z is one ugly ass bongo-lipped mo fo. They belong together.

Submitted by zomay on Tue, 02/22/2011 - 1:23am.

And two hours after the game JZ flew back to NYC and Beyonce stayed in L.A.

" Avoid crack, unless you can manage it socially." --Carlos

Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:54am.

Am I the only one who thinks they look exactly like her mother and father?

They'll end that way, as well.

Jay-Z can fuck young "proteges," while Bey takes over the House of Derierre and makes appearances at Walmart.

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Submitted by literarylioness on Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:28am.

Submitted by Harley Quinn on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 8:23pm.
There is something deliciously obscene about those shoes that I can't hate on them entirely.

However, on Beyonce's feet, at a basketball game? It doesn't get much more ghetto than that.
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For sure! I do love those shoes! She has the biggest feet too. She is at least a size 13 and she always shows off those big hoofers too.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 11:41pm.

That is one unattractive male.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

Submitted by tonicbitch on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 11:12pm.

Homecamel couldn't look less bored if he tried. I'm just surprised these two managed to fit their egos into the building.

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Submitted by Chickenhead McH... on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 9:21pm.

fuck her hair, what the fuck is that chia pet shit on jay-z?

Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 9:11pm.

There's something majorly wrong with this world when putting on the glass slipper gets you THAT!

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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall

Submitted by Harley Quinn on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 6:53pm.

There is something deliciously obscene about those shoes that I can't hate on them entirely.

However, on Beyonce's feet, at a basketball game? It doesn't get much more ghetto than that.

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 6:42pm.

Mind you I like gaudy things, like Nancy Grace inspired necklaces. But I don't dig the shoes at a basketball game.

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Submitted by Anonymoussss on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 6:37pm.

I saw a pair of shoes just like that at Target.

Submitted by scary monsters on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 6:03pm.

Submitted by ginger_t on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 3:21pm.
I am so sad that Christian Louboutin went nuts with his line and that everyone is copying the look. What were once "I want to cry they are so beautiful" shoes are now caricatures of themselves.

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I'm with you and Evil_Cupcake. I'm chagrined to say I noticed this on the "Real Housewives of Atlanta" reunion, but the red soles on the platforms make people's feet look huge! Something that was a fetching detail on a more delicate shoe is out of place on shoes with larger proportions. The problem seems to be the inside red on the heel?

I realize that people like the red soles because it screams out the brand, but the shoe's design and overall concept should take the lead over branding. Particularly when it's not that hard for someone to paint the soles red on their latest BO-GO purchase from Payless. The thing that telegraphs a good shoe to me is first and foremost good design.

I say this as someone who likes shiny and sparkly shoes. These could have been prettier.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 5:26pm.

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A-MEN!

Submitted by Sayonara on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 5:16pm.

I can't wear high heels for too long. If I go to a special event, I always carry a pair of dressy flats to change into.

I've been watching watching you watching me... Loose Ends

Submitted by gucci on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 5:17pm.

the feeling of wanting to vomit never ceases whenever i see these two.

@putsomestankonit
everything beyonce wears would look better on someone else.

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Submitted by PinkTransAm on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:26pm.
I love love love her shoes! I would wear the hell out of those shoes..5'10 and all. lol
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I know. I'm 5' 10 too and love to wear high heels. Makes them short mofo's nervous. :)
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5'11" here, too! I normally limit myself to 3 inch heels, but I think I would kill someone for those shoes.

However, for some reason it bothers me that she is wearing sparkly silver shoes with a gold top. Maybe in person it looks more of a nude color, but the florescent lights or photo processing give it a gold tint.

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Tall girls unite! Lol. I can see trying to not go higher than 3 inches, but I usually can't help myself if I like the shoe! People look at me and then their eyes go straight to my feet, looking to see if I have on heels or if I just hail from the amazon! Haha.

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 5:01pm.

I like sparkly things so I don't completely hate those shoes. But they would look better on someone with a little bit more class. Say a stripper?

Submitted by just a floozy on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 4:57pm.

ghetto trash personified.

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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.

Barbado Slim 2008

Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 4:34pm.

Those SHOES!!!!!! *faints*

OT: Beyonce is a tacky bitch.

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Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 4:32pm.

Those shoes are ridiculous. And her tits look fake.

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 4:28pm.

For as many times as this ho has fallen, she dares to wear these heels to floor seats at a b-ball game?!

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 4:21pm.

Those shoes are tacky and hideous to the max. True ghetto hooker shoes. Leave it to Beeeeeawwwnnsaayyy.

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 3:39pm.

She doesn't look as white in this photo.
Caramel tinted lens?
Rightie is about to pop out of her shirt and it looks very fake - JayZ looks like it's the first time he's seen them.

Submitted by snippy on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 3:33pm.

How does she get the top to stay in place on curves... double stick tape?

The shoes would have been fun, but now that Beyonce has been photographed in them, anyone who wears them will just be said to be a copycat. Damn her for ruining glitter stripper platform pumps for the rest of us!

Submitted by just a floozy on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 3:21pm.

whatever with this i hate being black doing blackface for a magazine skin bleaching bitch.

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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.

Barbado Slim 2008

Submitted by just a floozy on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 3:22pm.

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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.

Barbado Slim 2008

Submitted by KA on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 3:00pm.

No to the shoes. Wayyyy too tacky.

Submitted by LongIslandLolita on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:55pm.

I will give her cousin props for not being photographed with anything but a bottle of Disani in front of her.

(I do agree with whomever commented that they seemed to have given her all their bags and coats to hold!)

Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:52pm.

Submitted by Supreme Soviet on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 2:03pm.

5'11" here, too! I normally limit myself to 3 inch heels, but I think I would kill someone for those shoes.

Submitted by ginger_t on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:51pm.

I am so sad that Christian Louboutin went nuts with his line and that everyone is copying the look. What were once "I want to cry they are so beautiful" shoes are now caricatures of themselves.

Teary-eyed reminiscing follows of pre-platform Louboutins ...

Early aughts: I am walking down the street and see two young women at a red light. I look at one gal's black pumps. So amazingly perfect that I have to ask who/where/what. She answers like I am the ignorant scullery maid.

Mid-aughts: I am in Nordstrom's Salon Shoes. I pick up a ballet-slipper-pink kid skin pump. I literally almost get a tear in my eye. I say to the sales person: "If there is one of everything in heaven, this is the leather pump that is up there." The soft pink shade, the shoe lining with the gold lettering, the baby doll toe, the slender, loooonnng heel - it was my absolute little girl / grown up girl pink pump fantasy. Total fucking perfection. Also in black patent. I honestly wanted to cry. I called my friend from the store to replay the entire discovery.

Cut to this photo, Beyonce the hack in her best LIP SYNC FOR YOUR LIFE bastardized version of what once was. ::Alternately praising/cursing M. Louboutin::

Submitted by miz cynical on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:49pm.

I never heard about the gay rumors until just now. I've been so busy focused on whyTF Beyonce would be with such an ugly ass mofo. I know that he has a shitload of money & I'd like to think that if I were a gold digger I could pretty much tolerate anything, but I hesitate when it comes to this Joe Camel looking idiot. Even with his sunglasses on. I think I'd rather be with Kelsey Grrammar.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:49pm.

I don't get the love for the shoes; they're really fucking gaudy - the kind of shit you'll find in the House of Derrier or whatever range that Tina Knowles came up with.

Submitted by bitchette on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:46pm.

i have a thing for rappers. i'd hit if i were drunk.

but i hate beyonce. HATE. her boat shoes wouldnt' fit my dainty feet anyhor.

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Submitted by cripbabe on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:43pm.

oh please bitches, those shoes are nothing new - they used to sell identical ones at the hooker/exotic dancer emporiums on 42nd St. in the 70's! of course they didn't cost thousands, but $69.95 was a lotta money back then for stripper wear!

Submitted by juiceinla on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:40pm.

I have no idea what this article is about because of the SHOES! Look at the shoes...Wait! Don't! they will faulking hypnotize you. Next thin you know you'll end up lured to the B, who will dip you in tyson chicken wing batter and smother you with chouloa hot sauce

Matt Damon gets all my choice roles too.... lajuice.com

Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:39pm.

i don't necessarily "hate" bouncey...however, i've always believed this marriage is a business arrangement that benefitted both jay z and bouncey's careers...

oh, and i like the glittery shoes...
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Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:36pm.

Submitted by Mr. Mercury: "Beyonce just looks like she's wondering why Gay-Z didn't bring TWO pretzels."

He did. He's wondering how her thighs were able to absorb it so quickly.

Bah-dum-pah!

Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:40pm.

She is DEAD behind the eyes. Daddy Knowles beat the soul out of her years ago.

Beyonce, THIS is how you wear fantastic shoes.

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twerk those stumps!

Submitted by madam ex on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:42pm.

Shoes are fkn fabulousssss~~~~ And why is she the only one hysterical laughing in that picture, and what did they all pile their jackets and purses on the chubby gal?

Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:34pm.

I wonder what her best friend--founder, editor, writer, art director and all around fashion maven cum mom extraordinaire Miss GOOP--would say about those shoes.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:31pm.

I "kinda" like Beyonce, but she is the word tacky personified.

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:22pm.

Submitted by Talkdirty2me on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 2:15pm.
I would commit a felony for her shoes. I'm questioning the practicality of wearing them to a basketball game though. This girl has no sense of propriety.
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I would love for you to be able to say that last sentence in her presence. You'd get the blankest stare evah! In fact, her face might turn into a blue screen: Fatal Error!

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:14pm.

They both look like something out of a Saturday Night Live sketch. They're caricatures of themselves at this point. I'm sure the sunglasses really help him hone in on the on court action, while the platform Louboutin sparklies scream b-ball action.

Break up. Go away. Stay away. Thanks.

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON

Submitted by Tigera on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:08pm.

Submitted by Athina on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 2:34pm.
Submitted by dementa on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 2:22pm.
Why do these women prefer fake-blonde pee colored wigs instead of just embracing their own hair?!

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What? How dare you? What in the world makes you think that those luscious blonde locks on her head aren't her real, authentic, sun-kissed, God-given hair?

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That goes for 98% of all blonds out there...Real blond are a rare sight.

Submitted by misslainey on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:06pm.

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 2:29pm.

In the Sandra Rose blog she always hints that Jay Z is actually gay or at least bi. What do yall think?
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I actually don't think he has sex, unless it's with money. I don't know anyone who thinks Jay is sessy--male or female.

Submitted by Athina on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:04pm.

Submitted by dementa on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 2:22pm.
Why do these women prefer fake-blonde pee colored wigs instead of just embracing their own hair?!

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What? How dare you? What in the world makes you think that those luscious blonde locks on her head aren't her real, authentic, sun-kissed, God-given hair?

Submitted by misslainey on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:02pm.

Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:55pm.

Thier whole relationship and marriage is one big PR stunt. The most popular high-profile woman in RnB just happens to marry the most popular high-profile man in hip-hop, although he looks like a camel and she is beautiful? Give me a break. This is clearly a marriage of means that isn't holding up too well anymore. Beyonce isn't stupid, of course she hasn't given him a kid, yet...can you imagine what it would look like, yikes! Sidenote: I'd stab a b*tch for her shoes though :)
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Dying over here! Dayum, now that you say it, he could be Joe Camel's twin. LMFBAO! And those shoes are hit. I am not mad at her for the shoes. I wouldn't wear them with a gold top. Just me, though.