"Bitch, Your Pancakes Look Fine To Me!" Is The Line Of The Month
Happy Presidents Day to all my fellow citizens of the United States of America! On this special day, we should all give thanks to the presidents who worked so hard to give us the freedom to beat a bitch at a Denny's in Chicopee, MA over maple syrup. Abraham Lincoln truly believed that you gotta fight for your right to eat your pancakes with maple syrup! Really, what is it about Denny's that makes hos kiss their fists and brawl like they're auditioning for a CNN reporter position in Egypt? It happened in Oakland last Halloween, and it happened again at a Denny's in Chicopee. However, this one was totally justified. When a bitch asks you for maple syrup, you give the bitch your maple syrup. Maple syrup is SERIOUS! The description from YouTube explains it all for you:
The fight started when the couple realized that they had no maple syrup for their pancakes. They asked the table over if they could have some of theirs because their pancakes wouldn't taste the same without the maple syrup and one of the two girls response was "bitch, your pancakes look fine to me!" And from there, all hell broke loose.
The clip above shows one douchebag re-enacting The Fighter on another douchebag while the one chick argues with the other like her boyfriend is not getting a brain damage special to the head. Homegirl obviously doesn't care that there's a chance she might have to spoon feed her boyfriend blended pancakes for the rest of his days.
Once Sugar Ray Pancakes is done raining on the dude with his fists, he grabs his jacket and is about to sashay out of there with his girlfriend. But the dumb little blonde bitches just couldn't let it be and they open up their yap holes and start talking sideways to the chick they denied maple syrup to. WRONG MOVE. Don't ever EVER ever screw with a ho who didn't get to finish her plate of pancakes thanks to you. There's nothing like a hongray woman scorned. This is what happens:
Damn. That bitch charged at those yappy little girls like they were maple trees and she was trying to punch the sap out of them. And then the other one just stood to the side patiently waiting for her turn to get a fist to the face. Let this be a lesson to you. Give a bitch your maple syrup or the entire Internet world will see your thong.
And I love how everyone in the place is just sitting around doing nothing. They're like, "I've got maple syrup on my table so I'm good."
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Here's the whole thing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxeZvUKpFbM
I'm fussy about my pancakes too.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by Pamela on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 5:27pm.
Dinner and a show!!!
What the fuck is wrong in society today when a bitch cant get a little syrup when you ask for it? Seriously people can't just be kind to each other any more? They have to yell and scream and hit each other over fucking maple syrup? Lets stop and think on that for awhile.
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Did you read my post? I will cut a bitch over some maple syrup, so what's your point? lols
This happened ten minutes from me a few years ago:
Murder in Dennys parking lot:
http://www.uticaod.com/news/x1438204166
This is what could have happened to these dumbasses.
Hey! Where da video at?? (Fine thing, a person wants to watch a bitchfight in Chicopee, but YouTube's standards are too high.)
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"Oh, no, brotha, ah can't dance wit chu!"
Lol @ this whole post but esp this part - "Homegirl obviously doesn't care that there's a chance she might have to spoon feed her boyfriend blended pancakes for the rest of his days." Omg I was dying laughing. Good stuff.
Folks should expect to see an increasing frequency of this (and worse) type of behavior as we're still in the early stages of the economic and societal collapse.
Got popcorn?
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Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:05pm.
OMG...I'm going to be in Chicopee on Saturday!
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Bring your own maple syrup, just in case.
Dennys is a dream, IHOP almost.;> you gotta have syrup and share!
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"When our world ended their mission began"
It's a bottle of fucking syrup people...jeeezus! They should have just asked the waiter for syrup. Everyone knows that you continually add a little more as you're eating, so you do need your own bottle. I'd personally be a little annoyed at them asking me too, but to start all that?? That's ridicules. I hope they all get fined for acting like complete trash.
The dudes were fighting first. LOL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wApkyh28Loo
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*She who conquers herself, conquers all
Ah - a fine American beat-down violates YouTube's TOS but you can still find vids of dog fights/and people stepping on kittens? Fancy that they *do* have standards.
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I was hoping and hoping that those two chicks on the left were going to get what they deserved -- and YAY! -- they both got clobbered. Justice has been served, as a nice side order to the pancakes
I want to seeeeeee!
Someone point me to the mess please.
Dinner and a show!!!
What the fuck is wrong in society today when a bitch cant get a little syrup when you ask for it? Seriously people can't just be kind to each other any more? They have to yell and scream and hit each other over fucking maple syrup? Lets stop and think on that for awhile.
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 12:42pm.
I just take my own drunk ass through the 24-7 Taco Bell or McD's drive thru and call it a night.
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Submitted by justice on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 2:48pm.
Someone is on a ROLL here today!! LUVS IT!
fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
All that white trash brawl over maple syrup???. It's not like it's rocket science to figure out they could go over to the counter and ask an employee for a maple syrup bottle, right?. I don't know, maybe their IQ is about 20, combined. But fighting is an animalistic reaction and these assholes are animals, so it's normal behavior for their kind.
Too bad the first video has been removed. It entertains me to see this kind of behavior, since I can't afford cable. These are some free National Geographic animal fights.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
The two girls who were together felt brave because they outnumbered the other girl.
Long gone are the days when girls acted like young ladies. They're chest thumping ruffians now and you better not disrespect or they'll "fuck you up, bitch." Meh.
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Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:05pm.
OMG...I'm going to be in Chicopee on Saturday!
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JEALOUS!!! :)
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and you should be jealous..especially if i run into the thong chick! :)
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i lift things up and put them down...
Here's a (shorter) spawn for those that missed it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U9by1CET7I
Get on it tho - they JUST put it up.
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justice,
You are bringing it today.
I don't wrestle, I BEAT BITCHES UP!
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twerk those stumps!
Submitted by justice: "I am not an advocate of violence but there is something deeply satisfying about that left-hook blondie took right in the kisser. Perfectly lined up even though she'd bent down to do something. Kerblaamo!"
I like how the brunette with glasses is yelling "YouTube it" as if she'll be famous. I don't think she was expecting to get her ASS BEAT. She can sue, but she'll be known as the Loudmouth who got her nasty-thonged-ass whooped. Look, it's all so ignorant (as someone pointed out, it's "dinner theatre" for the bystanders) and in a court of law, you can't put your hands on someone else. Walk away. However, I cracked up when brunette in white blazer went all abuelita-with-a-chankla-meets-Sonny Liston on those mouthy girls. Yelling at her to come on, goading her? Well, homegirl BROUGHT. IT.
tardy for the pardy
"Git on that." --Michael K
Interestingly, the blonde didn't have much to say while her friend was being Tysonised. She looked rather nonchalant about it in fact, almost as if she was considering offering the girl in white a high-five and switch sides. I am also fairly certain that at the 00:11 she nipped into her brassiere for a pancake crumb to snack on while enjoying the best seat in the house. I do hope she had time to swallow as the high-five she sought was delivered in a fairly aggressive manner.
Kudos for the woman in white really using her legs, trunk and upper-body rotation rather than simply relying on arm speed during her assault. Her bf looked like a rather handy pugilist and was clearly comfortable enough to leave her to deal with two foes alone. Upon leaving, I think the entire establishment should have raised their forever opaque Denny's glassware to toast the champ and revel in a top-notch evening of entertainment (and pancakes).
The moral of the story is this. The ruffians that knock bitches out in Denny's together stay together. Amen.
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 2:29pm.
Pancakes and no syrup?
For you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT-hzA6nE_A
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 2:16pm.
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I wouldn't worry about it... I made the Nell reference too. I have aboriginal heritage but you don't see me getting my moccasins in a twist. :) It's the D, fer fuck's sake!!
Why is it removed by You Tube's TOS? I couldn't see it. Here I have been begging all of you to help me figure out how to get away from the south just to see this Jerry Springer type shit happens in and around Ivy League MA. Oh shit,I'm doomed.
Note to self: Don't wear a g-string to Denny's unless you want your plump lady parts on the menu/youtube.
Dayummmm. I just finished a plate of pancakes, not kidding. There's something in the air, a perfect storm must be brewing cuz I nearly fell under it's spell. A holiday, trifling family members, sharp kitchen utensils and hot metal pans, need I say more?
I cooked a bunch of pancakes for mom and two trifling relatives. When I got mine together, they had used up the maple syrup.
Okaaaaay, I got another bottle in the cupboard, right? Wrong, nothing but a corner left.
Why not tell me when stuff is almost gone instead of me having to find out right when I want to use it? I don't want strawberry jam on my pancakes.
I don't want the Log Cabin/Aunt Jemima crap that's been there for 25 years. It's not just syrup. There's syrup, then there's maple syrup.
It is a big deal. Why? Because it's maple syrup, IT'S DELICIOUS!!!!!
Do you know the most under reported crime in America is death due to denial of deliciousness? Do you know how many parents would be dead if their kids had the power to kill over the deprivation of delicious things?
Do not deny the delicious, your life could depend on it.
Submitted by dej on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:47pm.
Just a Native American name, like Massachusetts is named after Massasoit Sachem and Connecticut comes from quinatucquet.
Funny someone would snicker over something like that. Whatever gets your rocks off.
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Dude, if you'd read the rest of my comment you'd have seen I made a reference to Nell, the movie, hence my giggle.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:12pm.
Once, the bystanders would have helped stop this kind of trashy behavior. Now, they just sit and eat since brawling over stupid shit in low-end eateries has become a regular occurence. -------------------------------------------------
This is their version of dinner theater.
"I will have to meet men lying down" - Blanche Devereaux
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Perhaps reporters who weren't from Fox would've met with a different reception. I know I'd talk with the Devil himself before a Fox "reporter".
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i hope you post the MEMORIAL SERVICE being held at a local IHOP and the grieving family descending upon the camerawoman and reporter that cnn just had.
Shit like this happens every weekend at a diner near me. The cops have been called there to defuse potentially violent situations over 80 times since the beginning of the year. And it's a certain demographic stopping by after drinking all night at a nearby nightclub.
There was a stabbing there a few weeks ago that was thisclose to becoming a fatality. Nearby residents and business owners are getting very concerned - and the owner is either unwilling or unable to do anything to prevent it. They think one murder will be all it takes for the area to deteriorate.
We are so fucked as a society if people behaving like this becomes the rule rather than the exception. I personally will get a gun and a permit to carry concealed.
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That one bitch got rocked! ha! I'm all for these assholes fighting and killing each other. Thin the herd and all that. Nice slap on the way out but then bitch slaps the poor fat employee. Like that dude doesn't have enough problems in life working at Denny's.
Good Lord. I've been in that Denny's.
And to "LaChaylo"
"Besides, I want to keep my giggles over the name Chicopee!"
Just a Native American name, like Massachusetts is named after Massasoit Sachem and Connecticut comes from quinatucquet.
Funny someone would snicker over something like that. Whatever gets your rocks off.
Submitted by justice on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:13pm.
Ruffian's Guide to Urban Combat.
.....and it's Justice FTW! LMAO.
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This is excatly why I never want to go to Perkins after bar close.
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Submitted by justice on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:22pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZzTcw8E8zo
"YOUTUBE IT". She specifically requested her beat-down to be aired.
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Submitted by justice on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:13pm.
Ruffian's Guide to Urban Combat.
haaaaaaaaaa. Well done.
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Submitted by RichBitch on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:09pm.
Youtube cunts! Always ruining the fun.
Here's a bit before it kicked off:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZzTcw8E8zo
You can see in that one that as these bitches are all yelling at each other and every other diner is acting as a spectator that employee doesn't do a thing about it and just clears the table. How many people were recording this? lol
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZzTcw8E8zo
"YOUTUBE IT". She specifically requested her beat-down to be aired.
--thanks awfully--
Anyone got another link?
Submitted by justice on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:13pm.
All the nonsense about this clip is instantly forgiven because the new middleweight champ of Dennys gave those mouthy rascals a few jolly good combinations they won't soon forget.
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I THOUGHT I saw some tea and crumpets on that table. Hahaha, your entire post has me over the moon. Most excellent. :)
Ruffian's Guide to Urban Combat.
1. Say "what?" as often as possible even when you heard clearly the first time.
2. Constantly tell your opponent to sit down even when (a) they are sitting or (b) they are leaving.
3. Take a good old fashioned beat-down without retaliating.
4. ONLY fight back when someone tries to prevent you from getting beaten to a pulp.
5. Act as if that broken nose was already broken.
All the nonsense about this clip is instantly forgiven because the new middleweight champ of Dennys gave those mouthy rascals a few jolly good combinations they won't soon forget. They are also going to get the shakes and look over their shoulder whenever they see a pot of syrup.
I am not an advocate of violence but there is something deeply satisfying about that left-hook blondie took right in the kisser. Perfectly lined up even though she'd bent down to do something. Kerblaamo!
--thanks awfully--
How come they don't have that "wicked pissah" MA accent?
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Once, the bystanders would have helped stop this kind of trashy behavior. Now, they just sit and eat since brawling over stupid shit in low-end eateries has become a regular occurence. I swear some people just hang out in places like Denny's, cell phone at the ready to video people fighting over nothing. Sad commentary on public behavior and a good reason to make your own pancakes at home.
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"