Charlie Sheen's One-Time Porn Star Piece Wants You To Know She Had An Abortion
Kacey Jordan is back on the troll stroll after telling Charlie Sheen that something other than a 16-inch dildo is knocking at the walls of her womb. Kacey texted Charlie over a week ago letting him know that she's knocked up, but she's pretty sure it isn't his and she's going to take care of it. Well, Kacey took care of it and the world no longer faces the terrifying possibility of being terrorized by a crack-smoking baby who beats up chandeliers and chokes out porn stars with his pudgy hands for stealing his Rolex rattle. Actually, that sorts of sounds adorable in a "the world is ending, so why the fuck not?" kind of way. But that's not going to happen and that's probably for the better.
Kacey tells Radar that even though she doesn't think her unborn baby was made with Charlie's street corner junkie sperm fishes, it could've belonged to another celebrity but she's totally not sure. I'll let Kacey tell you the rest in her own eloquent words:
"I had the abortion last Thursday, I went home to Oregon to have it because that is where I grew up. I was sick and on the couch all day. I think it might have been too soon to be Charlie's baby, but you never know. I get pregnant very easily. Charlie and I tried to use protection... I kept having to put it on again. I don't want people to think I just had sex with him and didn't try to use one. I was just impressed he was able to finish really. A week earlier I had been with another celebrity, so it could of been his, but I can't talk about him because I had to sign a release."
Kacey cares about her pristine image and doesn't want us to look at her as a bareback slut. But yet, she doesn't care if we know that she's had 4 abortions and doesn't know who the father of her last unborn baby was? Directly file this first under: You're not helping the "keep abortion legal" argument so please just eat a cup of birth control pills and STFU.
This little midget trollop is a mess! It's like every Jerry Springer episode fornicated with each other and birthed out Kacey Jordan. Bitch could give Jerry a season worth of shows. I don't know whether I should worship at her feet or stick my fingers in a bowl of hot Hazmat soap every time I type her name. I'm tempted to go with the former after reading this:
"I had a sugar daddy in New Jersey for 5 months, he bought me everything but then, he put the lockdown on me and I felt like I couldn't do anything, and he was in control. You know, you get used to that lifestyle, then you end up having to do everything he says so you can keep it. I want to make my own money so I have freedom.It is better to have lots of sugar daddies and rotate them. Yes, I want multiple sugar daddies."
What a modern woman Kacey Jordan is. She's too independent to be kept by one man yet she doesn't mind being the pussy slave to multiple dudes. A freelance kept whore! Suddenly, Gloria Steinman's world just got turned upside down. As is Justin Bieber's who can barely wrap his toddler monkey brain around one abortion let alone four.
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Women who use abortion as birth control should be sterilized. This is fucking ridiculous.
Ok, having been through an abortion myself (at the age of 21, nine years ago) I can tell you that reading this disgusted me. How can any woman have multiple abortions?! All it took for me was one, and from then on I used birth control at all times. I cannot understand how any woman can have multiple abortions and think nothing of it.
On the other hand though, I'm sort of glad she did abort because she doesn't seem to have any business being a mother.
As for the debate, I swore when I was young that I would never get an abortion. It wasn't until I got pregant that I realized that you have NO idea what you would do in a situation like that until you were actually there. I am not proud of the choice I made, and I will never do it again. I am married now anyway and we plan to start a family next year. But it's a choice I am glad that I had. I would never support taking that choice away from other women.
No dear, you misheard the doctors ... they said they needed to abort your lobotomy. Apparently you are still using your brain ... at least in some respect. (Walking, shopping, breathing, etc.)
How I long for the day someone could describe me as a "freelance kept whore". I'm doing something wrong here, that's for sure!
Charlie Sheen love's hookers because he hates women and enjoys seeing them degrade themselves. It is a turn on for him. The abortion probably make him horny.
'Submitted by Kabee on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 8:46pm."
This "what if" argument just irks me. That's the same old tired excuse so many people use to go against abortion... and the equally tired dumbass religious excuse. Fact is, whatever that baby MIGHT become, we won't know for sure and it should NOT be a reason for a woman to give birth if it's not what she wants.. either at the moment or ever. Question is, what's there for YOU if someone else decides to have an abortion? how is it going to hurt YOU, anyway?. It certainly doesn't, so let women choose what to do and what's best for them.
And it's kind of dumb to "hate" on these stupid chicks who are able to breed like bunnies just because some others can't. I don't get that mentality.
Lastly...Hysteria, I agree. While I haven't had an abortion, I do agree that's a woman's business if she has one or 10. It's sort of double standard-ish to say you're cool with abortions, but women should hush-hush about it. I highly doubt a high percentage of women actually uses it as a means of birth control when a pill is much cheaper and easier to get.
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Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:39am.
Uncle Brain-Fart is a woman, and she has at least one child that I know of. So there goes *that* argument.
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Oh yes, the Dlist androgyny syndrome.
Well, I stand by my thought that women shouldn't be shamed for their reproductive choices, whether they're hos or housewives.
My point about medical standards of what's alive & what's not actually has to do with certain kinds of brain activity. I believe that's how they measure if someone is alive or not. Not lungs.
FAAACk. This is why I try not to get involved in abortion debates. It's really pointless. But there I went.
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Submitted by Kabee on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 8:46pm.
....how do you know the child wouldn't have grown up to be a contributing member of society?
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Well, in her interview with Howard Stern she talked about the massive amounts of cocaine and booze she consumes; how she takes anti-nausea meds, that are usually prescribed to cancer patients, so she won't vomit while hungover. She's had kidney disease from the amount of booze she drinks. How's a fetus supposed to grow to viability in a toxic environment like that?
If she didn't miscarry (and she admits to one already) she'd probably birth a stillborn, or she'd give birth to a child with severe physical and mental impairments. The chances aren't good with a start in life like that.
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Let's translate, she means: THANK GOD for Roe v. Wade.
Otherwise she'd be dead 3 times over due to the back-alley alternative...
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"Could of been his." Reason enough that I'm glad she got rid of what could have been a child with half her genes. Oh my lord. Someone introduce her to birth control pills STAT.
I was listening to this trick's Howard Stern interview and damn. She said, "I like to go to Oregon for all my abortions" like she was talking about where she likes to summer. She also said she got knocked up by KFed and miscarried, so that makes it five times she's been pregnant. KFed actually had this slore babysitting their kids.
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:02am.
Ah, assumptions. Uncle Brain-Fart is a woman, and she has at least one child that I know of. So there goes *that* argument.
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 11:06pm.
I think what MK is trying to convey is the famewhore factor, not the abortions themselves. It is totally her business and her right, but the fact is she's putting her private business for the world to see. While women have a right to choose, this trick will become the poster child for all that is evil and wrong with abortion.
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I agree that MK was commenting on the famewhore factor.
Will Kacey's comments be fuel for ant-abortionists? Maybe. But I don't think many people are seriously listening to her.
At any rate, I think it's okay for women to be honest about their choices, if they want.
I hope someday, civilization advances to the point where women aren't shamed for their reproductive choices. She has a right to have as many abortions as she wants. But, as I already mentioned, she really should be on birth control because it is cheaper and probably more healthy.
I normally don't comment on the abortion debate because people are typically so emotional and rooted in whatever their belief system is.
This discussion reminds me why it's best just to turn the page.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 11:01pm.
You are talking out your ass. Going by your logic it would be perfectly fine to abort a child up to 35 weeks. After all, without fully developed lungs there isn`t much independent survival either.....
And calling an abortion a hassle is a big FUCK YOU to all women who actually thought long and hard about making this difficult decision.
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Well, YOU're being illogical.
Yours is a perfect example of "pro-lifers" twisting facts for sensational emotional effect.
I specifically said most abortions take place in the first 12 weeks. The fetus is viable at some point, viable meaning that after a period in an incubator, it could survive independently. In that case, abortions aren't allowed unless the mother's life is at risk. It differs by state.
I've had an abortion. It WAS a hassle and expensive. What experience have YOU had with pregnancy/abortion? Probably NONE. I'd say you're the one talking out your ass, Mr. Fart.
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Submitted by Kabee on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 8:46pm.
To everyone saying kudos to this worthless piece of trash for having MULTIPLE (4!!!) abortions, how do you know the child wouldn't have grown up to become a contributing member of society?
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It's really hard to become an intelligent, worldly person in today's society. Intelligence isn't valued anymore, and it's pretty obvious as they're lowering standardized test scores.
Any offspring that this woman produces are not going to contribute to society because she's a pretty worthless human being. I see her birthing kids who rival Latarian. The risk far outweighs the benefit to her reproducing.
Thank you, Kacey, for going to Oregon.
"I get pregnant easily."
Um, then why the fuck are you a porn star? Dumb bitch.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 12:23pm.
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More from her My Space...
"I will NEVER get fake boobs. I think they look gross and who wants to squeeze a plastic balloon? Natural is better and I like my boobs cuz they will never sag or get stretch marks So don't suggest them."
Kacey is keeping it REAL, yo. :)
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Well, damn! I just assumed she had fake boobs. Didn't bother looking for other pics of her teenies.
And uh, honey, yes, the small ones can sag, too. She's SO STOOPID!
Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 10:53pm.
I think what MK is trying to convey is the famewhore factor, not the abortions themselves. It is totally her business and her right, but the fact is she's putting her private business for the world to see. While women have a right to choose, this trick will become the poster child for all that is evil and wrong with abortion, giving more ammo to prolifers and who knows what can happen. I'm of the vein that abortions are a private matter, and unless you're trying to talk about a personal experience to help other women, this isn't helping. She's trying to get attention from high paying clients showing them what she's willing to do - and that's just sick.
I think he summed his thoughts up with this:"You're not helping the "keep abortion legal" argument so please just eat a cup of birth control pills and STFU."
@ Hysteria
We're constantly bombarded with overwrought emotional "arguments," many of which are flat out lies/incorrect, from anti-abortionists (most of whom are religious zealots). The truth is the vast majority of abortions take place in the first trimester, about 70% within the first 8 weeks when embryos are just a clump of cells that look more like seahorses than humans. Seahorses that have zero chance of surviving independently.
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You are talking out your ass. Going by your logic it would be perfectly fine to abort a child up to 35 weeks. After all, without fully developed lungs there isn`t much independent survival either.....
And calling an abortion a hassle is a big FUCK YOU to all women who actually thought long and hard about making this difficult decision.
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
MK, what the hell is with you?
Whether she's a dollar store ho or a million dollar fame ho, it's her own goddamn business if she gets one abortion or 10.
Once you agree that an embryo isn't an independently-viable human life, then the number you destroy doesn't really matter.
Medicine already has standards for when a human life is "viable" or not, depending on brain activity. We let fully-formed humans die everyday because of their inability to survive independently.
Those who don't agree with this perspective don't have to get abortions or take loved-ones off life support.
We're constantly bombarded with overwrought emotional "arguments," many of which are flat out lies/incorrect, from anti-abortionists (most of whom are religious zealots). The truth is the vast majority of abortions take place in the first trimester, about 70% within the first 8 weeks when embryos are just a clump of cells that look more like seahorses than humans. Seahorses that have zero chance of surviving independently.
I just think it's hypocritical to say you're prochoice, then hate on women who have multiple abortions. Yeah, it's less hassle to prevent pregnancies to begin with and probably more healthy.
AND the rant could go on and on. I've said enough. Blah.
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She is a disgusting piece of trash, who needs to get hit by a bus or train, or drive by shooting, and be gone.
I'm afraid to ask, but what is a puff pussy? It sounds sort of cute, like something you'd buy at Hello Kitty.
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This is sad and disgusting. Reminds me of this woman who had 6 abortions. She was still legally married to her husband even though they were separated for years and years, but every 6 months or so they would get that urge and hook up again. She never used protection, because I guess she thought, "It's my husband so I don't have to". And every single frigging time she got knocked up and then had it aborted. WTF. It just utterly blew my mind. Last I heard though, she divorced the husband, got married again, and actually birthed that guy's kids. Though they're divorced now too. I don't know how people live like that.
To everyone saying kudos to this worthless piece of trash for having MULTIPLE (4!!!) abortions, how do you know the child wouldn't have grown up to become a contributing member of society?
In addition, there are SO many women out there who would give anything to be a mother, and when someone like Kacey Jordan has the opportunity to give that to them, but has an abortion instead, who does that help? We're not talking about a rape survivor or someone who is terrified because she truly believes she has no other option, she is using abortion as a form of birth control! And talking about it as if she's relaying routine events of the day. And for people to say that's ok because there's already too many stupid people in the world, there is seriously something wrong with you.
The only reason I wish I was a women is so that I could have an abortion. Or a few of them. I would like to have them swimming in a fishbowl full of formaldehyde and name them after the cast mates of Jersey Shore.
Multiple abortions, alcoholic, kidney infections from drinking. This useless piec of shit ain't gonna last long. And she has a butterface. She ain't gonna be desirable for long.
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Submitted by whole lotto luv on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 3:30pm.
My magic 8-ball tells me this: In 5 years, when her 50-year-old-looking face doesn't go with her prepubescent body, she won't be making the novelty-teen-whore money any more. She'll wind up in a soup kitchen one day, where she will meet a bible-thumping preacherboy who falls in love with her, gets her off drugs, builds up her self-esteem, converts her and marries her. Because of her celebfuckery she will become a high profile abortion opponent, with the religious nuts "forgiving" her of her former whoredom because jeezus warshed her in the blood. She will also be pissed that her $200/month health insurance won't pay her $15k IVF treatments.
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Actually since she's an Oregonian she'll move back here (please don't), marry into the crazy-as-fuck Followers of Christ (a splinter of Christian Scientists) and deny medical care to any chlld she gives birth to.
Why is she telling all of her business?
I've been watching watching you watching me... Loose Ends
My hubby and I were watching ABC sports and they were giving a good documentary on the first and only ( I think) Nascar driver who died of AIDS. He lead a Charlie Sheen lifestyle with the women and drugs. How does anyone today NOT mention AIDS? How do these women and men have unprotected sex?
4 abortions is the least of her worries. What about contracting the HIV virus?
Can't abort it that's for sure.
Stupid bitch.
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I have nothing against abortion, and quite frankly, I think many people who do have probably never been in a position where they've had to consider it.
However, this sad little trick here is why abortion doctors are killed. She's making it seem like everyone uses it as birth control, as she clearly does. Most people use it as a last resort. I don't understand how you could be proud and want to announce the fact that you single-handedly keep the business afloat. Why doesn't she just get her tubes tied? Jesus.
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First of all, either abortion is nothing more than a medical procedure or it's not.
If it is, then what the fuck are you bitching about someone who had four of them for?
"I get pregnant easily" Ummm so this isnt her first time at the rodeo huh? Did she do press releases those times to?
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
This pig is beyond ignorant...announcing your abortion is bad enough, but how stupid to have unprotected sex with all these guys! Real picky, too. She deserves all the STD's she surely has.
Every once in awhile neighborhood ASPCAs sponsor free spay/neuter clinics.
This slut and Charlie should take advantage.
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Does anyone have a nice big bottle of brain bleach? Share it, bitches.
I am just baffled as to why anyone would put it out there that they had an abortion number god knows what??? I mean...wtf to the millionth degree. Is she that delusional that she thinks something that personal needs to be shared...come her 30's...she won't "be able to get preganant so easily"...(I was gonna say 40's but at the rate she is going she won't have much of a cervix or anything in her reproduction area left).... and kick herself for using abortion as a form of birth control. So what next with this whore..she is going to tweet her pap smear...or the awful ceptic tank smeels coming from her pussy...or how about her morning shit...man do I loathe this nasty maggot!!!
Submitted by Jeanneee on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 11:39am.
"Also, how is Charlie Sheen not dead from AIDS and/or syphilis?"
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Yet...
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Or a violent death at someone else hand, a la porn star John Holmes or something freaky/questionable, a la David Carradine, by his own hand.
Either way, it ain't gonna be pretty at this rate.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 3:49pm.
People who say "abortion shouldn't be used as birth control" should really evaluate that stance.
The more stupid people reproduce, the dumber society gets. The more we have to endure shows like "Glee" and see white trash fights on "Maury." Fewer libraries and more tractor pulls. No art galleries, more Paint Your Own Pottery stores. More people who talk during movies. More grown-ass women who actually say "O.M.G."
I think I love you.
What kind of "porn star" says "I get pregnant very easily"?
My first thought was 'what a fucking whore' then I realised that sentiment doesn't even go half the distance.
I'm usually not a violent person but I have a very strong urge to smack this bitch straight into next week. And please...I've had to look at one man that would pay to have sex with a ten year old with boobs. I don't want to see ANY MORE OF THEM.
In case you haven't heard this yet, her Howard Stern interview is just plain...riveting. I mean, I couldn't turn it off even though I was sickened by her. She pretty much helps me believe in pure evil, which I never really believed in before. One person who doesn't have a single redeeming quality.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clvYPC4s_M8
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What a piece of disgusting shit. Can she and Charlie Sheen do the world a favor and die already? Neither one is contributing much to society anyway so what the hell are they waiting for?
I rather read these people are using abortion as birth control than reading about these people breeding like bitches because they "can't" use pills or condoms. An abortion doesn't hurt society overall, it hurts the woman abusing them the most. It's for the greater good, I think. I don't care what a woman does to her own BODY as long as I don't have to deal with their unloved babies once they grow up and become fucked up adults. Besides, if a woman uses abortion as birth control, it tells you how fucking dumb she is because pills and condoms are cheaper, quite good if used correctly AND are less invassive than a surgical procedure.
Fact is, this chick is sooooo fucking stupid, it hurts. :)
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People who say "abortion shouldn't be used as birth control" should really evaluate that stance.
The more stupid people reproduce, the dumber society gets. The more we have to endure shows like "Glee" and see white trash fights on "Maury." Fewer libraries and more tractor pulls. No art galleries, more Paint Your Own Pottery stores. More people who talk during movies. More grown-ass women who actually say "O.M.G."
I don't care if Kacey Jordan has 500 abortions as long as it prevents her from having ONE child.
"I get pregnant rather easily."
Of course you do. Stupid people can pop them out like rabbits (and often do). Thinking people are shying away from parenthood because the world is overpopulated, the environment is fucked, and numerous other reasons.
This is why humanity is doomed.
My magic 8-ball tells me this: In 5 years, when her 50-year-old-looking face doesn't go with her prepubescent body, she won't be making the novelty-teen-whore money any more. She'll wind up in a soup kitchen one day, where she will meet a bible-thumping preacherboy who falls in love with her, gets her off drugs, builds up her self-esteem, converts her and marries her. Because of her celebfuckery she will become a high profile abortion opponent, with the religious nuts "forgiving" her of her former whoredom because jeezus warshed her in the blood. She will also be pissed that her $200/month health insurance won't pay her $15k IVF treatments.
My sincere condolences to the women who have real fertility issues, because this girl is a thoughtless cunt with her "I'm so fertile!" bullshit.
She killed a living and breathing meal ticket for life. It's like burning up a winning Powerball ticket to light a baby on fire.
But the upside is dead baby.
"I get pregnant very easily." So this is abortion # what? Yuck. I'm pro-choice, but I don't believe in using abortion as birth control.
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WOW! I bet her parents are so proud. This poor dumb girl is so stupid she just keeps opening her mouth and looking worse everytime. She is actually proud of her lifesatyle. "I get pregnant very easily" sounds to me like shes had at least 3 or 4 abortions. I'll say this...she certainly seems to have no sense of shame.