Sunday, February 20th 2011
Birthday Sluts
Ivana Trump (62)
Rihanna (23)
Lauren Ambrose (33)
Jay Hernandez (33)
Brian Littrell (36)
k-os (39)
Andrew Shue (44)
Lili Taylor (44)
Cindy Crawford (45)
French Stewart (47)
Charles Barkley (48)
Patty Hearst (57)
Anthony Head (57)
Poison Ivy (58)
Peter Strauss (64)
Sandy Duncan (65)
Brenda Blethyn (65)
Mike Leigh (68)
Nancy Wilson (74)
Sidney Poitier (84)
Gloria Vanderbilt (87)
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A true beauty. Her gelactic waves of wrinkles are mesmerizing.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Submitted by Neurotic on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 9:32pm.
She has a really fucked up body type, sorry.
Doubt her body could be considered hot any time in her life, because it's square, no waist, or hips and just limbs.
She's basically just spongebobquarepants, really.
I don't find it offensive though. So long as the world is as mortified at this display of flesh and they'd be of Jack Nicholson and other old men showing off their dreadful body too.
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Did you see the Kelsey Grammer and Mick Hucknall posts over the last two days? UGH! Kels looked worst than Nicholson (yeah, it's possible) and Mick looked like a lump of unbaked bread dough.
Cover them all up!
An esteemed list. HB to the sluts on their birthday!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Is she doing the Myagi kick or did she just drop a deuce in a sand hole?
Ivana throw up right now.......
Talk about aging gracelessly.
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Who is this wrinkly, lime-green flamingo?!
all star birthday day or what?
She has a really fucked up body type, sorry.
Doubt her body could be considered hot any time in her life, because it's square, no waist, or hips and just limbs.
She's basically just spongebobquarepants, really.
I don't find it offensive though. So long as the world is as mortified at this display of flesh and they'd be of Jack Nicholson and other old men showing off their dreadful body too.
Submitted by DeeDee2 on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 5:07pm.
Happy Birthday to Charles Barkley, who is one of the funniest and most insightful NBA players ever. I enjoyed watching him play and wish he'd won a championship.
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I can think of a lot of words to describe Charles Barkley, insightful is not one of them. I'll give you funny, though.
Hahhaa! She's having a blast! Just lovin life. Good for her.
Happy Day, Ivana!
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Why, why, why do uber rich bitches do this kind of thing. For most of their pampered lives they go around with a plum in their mouths and a stick up their butts. But get them on a beach and they let it all hang out.
They are posh and elitist but when it comes to flashing their aged flesh they are ok with it. Weird!
Happy B-day to ME! and Kurt Cobain
The first Mrs. Trump needs a one piece bathing suit.
Happy Birthday Kurt Cobain!
You wouldda been 44....
Patty Hearst and Gloria Vandebilt both born today - poor old Paris popped out too early!
At age 40 I embraced working out and stopped wearing bikinis. Never regretted either decision.
Ugliest crane ever!
I think that body is pretty good for 62, its just time for a one-piece Miss!
Happy Birthday to Charles Barkley, who is one of the funniest and most insightful NBA players ever. I enjoyed watching him play and wish he'd won a championship.
I think Rihanna's a pretty girl with a pretty voice and I wish her a Happy Birthday too.
Featuring Ivana and NOT Anderson Cooper's mom. I'm disappointed, MK!
Post-menopausal fair-skinned, blond Eastern European grandmother overexposed to years of ultraviolet rays, Ivana looks about right.
I though the picture was of Kristen Johnson.
I recently watched a few clips of the Sandy Duncan show on youtube. A much better actress than she is given credit for. And sexy too(Peter Pan didn't help).
Lauren Ambrose is 33?! That can't be.
Quite a fancy list today. Well, except for French Stewart, who should marry Renee Zellweger so they can live squintily ever after. The hell was up with him and the excessive peering? That whole show, bunch of annoying, mega act-y hacks. Except that kid. He was okay, I guess.
Anyway, HB to everyone else!
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"Oh, no, brotha, ah can't dance wit chu!"
Ivana = disgustingly nasty. Please cover up...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Lulu's To Sir, with Love is a great song, with noteworthy covers by (among others) Natalie Merchant, Chaka Khan, Midge Ure, and the Trashcan Sinatras.
Ivana Trump was ugly before the Donald dumped her, and she still is.
Nancy Wilson is someone who looks great for her age.
"To Sir With Love" still makes me cry, especially when they go to the museum and at the end, when he's dancing with Suzy Kendall. I'm a total mess by the time Lulu is singing.
Yay, Patty Hearst, Sidney, Poison Ivy Rorschach, and Ivana (who is still super fabulous, sorry I can't help but like her)!!
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That shit is nice. -MK
She's only 62? Bullsh*t. She looks 72. But on the upside, she still looks somewhat better than The Donald.
All that money on plastic surgery and she looks like shit. 62 isnt that old, her arms are shriveled, her stomach looks like liposection hell or Tara Reid's at 40. She needs to exfoliate that skin and stay out of the sun, her face looks melted. The high kick does get bonus points tho.
Did anyone even acknowledge the birthday of MK's MOTHER IN LAW [he wishes] Gloria Vanderbilt? Yeah, I'm too lazy to read the other comments.
AnyifonlyMKknewGloriastillkeepsACsplacentainajar, Happy Burp-day to the naturally bedazzled vagina that introduced the Silver Fox to the [cock-sucking] world!
What?
I wish I looked half as good as she does:D
In all seriousness, if I looked half as good as that in my 60's I'd be one happy son of a bitch. I do agree that she'd be better off with a nice one piece, though..
I think it's rather sad that so many people think they have to get lipo, botox, face lifts and shit to look 20 years old instead of looking your age.
Yeah, I have wrinkles and gray hair. I earned this shit...
:D
Submitted by bambam on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 2:04pm.
@ callie and catholicschoolgirl,
I hated when those pictures came out. I felt they were only published to bust her admirer's bubble. Anybody who thinks a 63 year old woman would have a flawless body has to be living under a rock.
If someone was a fan of any celebrity when both were young and vibrant they'll still be a fan when both are in their senior years. How Helen, Ivana and Jane Fonda still look is a testament to how well they look in spite of the ravages of time and aging.
For them to expose a woman's flaws like that, taint her image, is immature, disrespectful and downright disgusting IMO.
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I understand what you're saying but even Helen Mirren said her body didn't look like the picture. I think it was admirable of her to not want women to have to feel they need to look 20 when they are 60.
1) For that face, may I suggest a veil.
2) For that abdomen, may I suggest a nice one-piece.
3) For those arms, may I suggest a nice shrug.
You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers
@ callie and catholicschoolgirl,
I hated when those pictures came out. I felt they were only published to bust her admirer's bubble. Anybody who thinks a 63 year old woman would have a flawless body has to be living under a rock.
If someone was a fan of any celebrity when both were young and vibrant they'll still be a fan when both are in their senior years. How Helen, Ivana and Jane Fonda still look is a testament to how well they look in spite of the ravages of time and aging.
For them to expose a woman's flaws like that, taint her image, is immature, disrespectful and downright disgusting IMO.
Looking good Ivana..As good as piece of moldy old Jerky can be anyways..
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Ivana looks more like 72.
HBD Kurdt
Sydney Poitier, a man of elegance, class, distinction and remarkable talent. Loved To Sir With Love and Raisin in the Sun. Also Lilies of the Field.
Peter Strauss...had a major crush on him when Rich Man, Poor Man aired on the telee.
Three words of advice to you Ivana: One-Piece Please :)
Snideychick sez:
If only she'd plow as much money into Pilates, a tummy tuck, lipo, and a one-piece swimsuit as she's put into her face she might be less wretch worthy.
*que vomiting sounds*
she stayed in shape pretty good, but please, get a nice one piece!
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
Whoa!!! Ivana honey, time to opt for the one piece! Happy birthday anyway. *blinks furiously*
I'm sorry Ivana, with all your money and baby placenta creams and surgery you will never be as hot as Helen Mirren or Julie Christie (my one and only ladycrushes).
Hey Ivana, time to pull out the one-piece, please!
LOVE Brenda Blethyn and Lili Taylor!
Ivana, it is time to hang up the bikini lady. Your stomach should NEVER be exposed.
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Blank stares at blank pages
No easy way to say this
You mean well
But you make this hard on me
-Sara Bareilles "Love Song"
Well, I will pass on Ivana - because I just came from church - but if I had all the babies back that I shot into space over Andrew Shue 20 years ago (still hot!); not to forget Brian Luttrell. Happy Birthday guys!
Happy Birthday to Meeeeeeeeeeeeee! and to Sidney and Cindy. It's also Kurt Cobain's birthday, if he had made it out alive he would've been 44 today.
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"If you're going through hell, keep going" ~ Winston Churchill
Not hating. I m sure that is exactly what i will look like at her age.. So, good for her to have confidence!! I would wear a one-piece, though. Shit, i m considering a one piece now at 35.....
And we need a new post, the JA thread brings out the crazy.
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 11:59am.
HB GLORIA VANDERBILT: The era...the "panache"...the jeans.
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And don't forget the perfume! Vanderbilt perfume is still sold today. Used to LOVE it back when I was in high school.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK