The Refined Glamour Of Sarah Palin
We're so obsessed with whatever H&M dress Michelle Obama wore this week when the fashion industry should really be lowering their Blue Blockers at the real style icon of this country: SARAH PALIN. The Governor of... The vice presidential... The reality star... The leading cause of question marks... The um... Oh, it doesn't matter that I have no idea what the hell Sarah Palin does anymore! The only thing that matters right now is that I can see GLAMOUR from her wrist! Sarah Palin was at an event on Long Island (could this be anywhere else?) yesterday and she proudly pledged her allegiance to beaded patriotic cuffs!!! That is the kind of cuff you'd wear to stomp into The Fudge Palace and declare that every American has the right to TEA BAG!
One would think that you'd pair a cuff like that with red and white rubber boots or gladiator sandals made out of torn Nascar t-shirts, but Sarah flipped the fashion world upside down by Siegfried & Roy-ing all of us:
I didn't know there's such a thing as leopard printed moose (or meese, as someone I knew calls them)! Leave it to Sarah to keep shooting us with new trends. Normally you'd only see a pair of shoes like that standing on a puddle of barf at Karma during an episode of Jersey Shore or kicking at a pimp on the corner, but Sarah has proved to us that they can be as classy as a beaded patriotic cuff!!
via Business Insider & HuffPo
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 02/19/2011 - 9:21am.
I love all of this immature b.s " Why do Republicans hate America".
Grow up.
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I think the person who wrote this meant Republicans in power. Not the people who vote for them. Do you really think that people in positions of power like the R Governor of WI, who is catering to corporations and attempting to break unions, love this country? Isn't everything the party is doing now completely backwards and against what this country is supposed to be about? I'm not saying Dems are any better, but they're not so disgustingly obvious about it. "It" being not giving a damn about the people who put them in office and being greedy assholes.
*goes back into cave i come out of twice a year*
Bjork You,
Did you ever see those pics where she is supposedly 7 months pregnant with Trig? She was HUGE during her other pregnancies.
There will come a day when all her deceptions will be revealed and those morons will feel like fools for worshiping her.
Mel,
You are so right.
And I, too, do not believe for one second that Baby Trig (Tripp, whatever) is hers.
I can't wait until the truth comes out that her youngest child is not really hers.
Norwaygirl
We chose Obama because we did not want to live in a right wing racist, fascist theocratic country. Its that simple.
The one thing I like about Pailin is that's she's like the left's Ralph Nader (sans intellect, of course).
Her and the Teawads erode the voting power the the right.
This is to be celebrated by those of us in the center to the left.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 02/19/2011 - 11:20am.
"'Refudiate,' 'misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!'"
--a Tweet sent by Sarah Palin in response to being ridiculed for inventing the word "refudiate," proudly mistaking her illiteracy for literary genius, July 18, 2010
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'wee-wee'd up'? *confused* Like when you bend over your baby boy to change his nappy and his little peen wee-wees up and hits you between the eyes?
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I dream of having my breakfast with a red squirrel~Prince Charles.
"'Refudiate,' 'misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!'"
--a Tweet sent by Sarah Palin in response to being ridiculed for inventing the word "refudiate," proudly mistaking her illiteracy for literary genius, July 18, 2010
I can't stand this redneck racist white trash
c*nt to put it mildly.
She is a tremendous waste of space and oxygen.
I can't stand her hellspawn either.
Sashay. Away.
Snideychick sez:
Famewhore, MK. The word you're looking for is famewhore.
THIS. A dumb, phony, tacky famewhore to boot. Slaps gaudy flag pins and jeweled flag cuffs on herself to show us her faux Fox News style "patriotism."
I must add the obligatory "I blame that senile geezer McCain."
I love all of this immature b.s " Why do Republicans hate America".
Grow up.
Fuck you bitches, I love Ross!! But I stay the shit away from DD's.
And Bjork you, she has grease and tacks to make up for no grace and tact.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 02/19/2011 - 7:42am.
Speak it, putsomeskank. The woman also lacks an incredible amount of grace and tact.
Good morning, sluts!
Submitted by Norwaygirl on Sat, 02/19/2011 - 7:32am.
I love Sarah Palin as a person and her politic view. I cant believe you had the chance to have her and McCain, but chose Barack.
Huh? This woman is full of racist and backwards thinking. She doesn't even know the difference between South and North Korea FFS! And when she was mayor of Wasilla she made rape victims foot half of the cost of their rape kits. She's a terrible terrible person who doesn't know shit.
Submitted by Norwaygirl on Sat, 02/19/2011 - 7:32am.
I think the fact that she can't speak her own language beyond a remedial primary education level might have put a few people off.
She is pretty than Obama though - that really should have been taken into account more.
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"understand that a slow red panda who nibbles pickles and does somersaults in the middle of a dancefloor is entertaining to a 7-year-old... " MK.
Did someone show this crazy chick a Lady Gaga fashion spread or what? I'm getting a little excited about this. If she's going to do to fashion what she's done to politics and the English language I think I'll get on that teabaggin' wagon, now.
http://soundcloud.com/burning_plastic
http://twitter.com/#!/burning_plastic
I love Sarah Palin as a person and her politic view. I cant believe you had the chance to have her and McCain, but chose Barack.
Those shoes are nasty and she's an attention whore.
Not everyone who doesn't like Obama isn't a Teabagger or likes Sarah Palin.
OK, that's all, bye.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Sarah Palin is a styleless squirrel schmuck, and Michelle Obama looks like a cross-dressing linebacker with horse teeth. They both fail.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 4:08pm.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 3:42pm.
Love her!
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Texn - WHY?????
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Texn just says crap like that to piss people off.
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
Wow. I guess Palin is shopping at her local Ross these days, now that the Republican National Committee is no longer paying for her outfits. The tan spackle makeup from CVS is a nice touch, too. Pure class and elegance to match her pure intellect and knowledge!
There's no heart in there. Fur fucks sake. Her hand is covering a steel lock box where she keeps clips for her Glock 19.
Case she needs to shoot anyone who dares blood libel her ass.
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Ewww. Open toe with pantyhose? Nice one, grandma.
I simply must know: Does Sarah use Frost & Glow or is she more of a Frost & Tip gal?
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Submitted by Tyroan on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 10:36pm.
Submitted by Falmouth on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 8:28pm.
Berlusconi, Sarkozy, and Putin would be putty in her manicured hands.
One small problem with your scenario: She'd have no idea who they are.
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ROTFL BHAHAHAHAHAAAAA DUH. TRUTH! @Tyroan
Palin: "Dur, are they in Russia? I can see them and they'll see me in my whore shoes and nightie."
For fuck's sake. lmaoooo
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Exactly!
(And imagine the way she'd mangle pronunciation of their names.)
Fucking moron.
Submitted by Falmouth on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 8:28pm.
Berlusconi, Sarkozy, and Putin would be putty in her manicured hands.
One small problem with your scenario: She'd have no idea who they are.
SMH
The mind is a terrible thing to waste, and this bitch wastes hers in spades. She can fool some of the people some of the time, but all of the people NONE of the time. Take those ugly ass loud shoes and trip on out of here. And, bitch, your last beauty pageant ended about 20 years ago. Move the fuck FORWARD already.
Plus, you can't see any Russians from your home. Stupid.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
She's turned herself into a joke,men won't vote for her on the basis that. Some think she's hot.. or would they? I despise her for setting women back another hundred years... thanks you dfb. And her parenting skills show what a sharmootah she really is.
Sarah Palin is a c**t. I mean she is a coot. I mean a cart. I mean she rhymes with punt. Frankly, she doesn't have the brains, class or decency to be at the same level of Michelle Obama's farts. There I said it - Michelle Obama's farts are worth more than anything Sarah Palin has ever done.
Never mind the shoes and wrist cuff also flag pin on lapel, I want to know why the buttons on her jacket are different colors. I don't think it's the lighting. The shoes are stunning, though, I must say.
Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 9:28pm.
Palin would be nobody if she weren't an ex-beauty queen. Rightly or wrongly, that's what got her this far. Looks shouldn't matter but how else do you explain the likes of John Edwards, Mitt Romney, etc. Or Meg Whitman's losing to a creaky old hippie in CA? A lot of people vote by visceral reaction.
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Submitted by Falmouth: "Say what you like about Palin, but wouldn't it be great if the first female president wore heels like that? Berlusconi, Sarkozy, and Putin would be putty in her manicured hands."
Yes, but this is the real world, not an episode of "Dynasty" or "The Young and the Restless." And a woman leading a superpower shouldn't have to bat her eyelashes, wear a short skirt and high heels, and titter at men's jokes in order to get things done.
(I know you're kidding, by the way. And Berlusconi is another one, that jackass.)
Submitted by EvilShoe: "Wait, what? I'm not taking sides but wasn't there huge issues with Palin's wardrobe cost before and people were like, "Michelle Obama buys inexpensive J.CREW dresses...." then Obama was elected and her taste in clothes went through the roof? As in no longer on a budget?"
Michelle Obama has always mixed her wardrobe pieces, doing what most fashionistas (I'm talkin' to you Queenie) do, mixing high and low. She, like Jackie O, is making a point to showcase American designers. Also, I don't know about the laws and ethics of this, but I think designers can give them clothes. Nancy Reagan caught a lot of flack for her designer duds, but she was rich before becoming First Lady and she was already part of that designer circle (Blass, de la Renta, etc.) and through her husband, cronies with gals like Pat Buckley, Betsy Bloomingdale, etc., who wore clothes like that.
As for Palin, she was given a wardrobe budget during her run for VP, and according to McCain's people, went crazy with it. Her camp denies this.
Say what you like about Palin, but wouldn't it be great if the first female president wore heels like that? Berlusconi, Sarkozy, and Putin would be putty in her manicured hands.
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Submitted by Jeanneee on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 3:41pm.
Take a page from Michelle Obama and give us something nice to look at, you hick. Time to start just saying NO to the clearance rack at Ross.
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Wait, what? I'm not taking sides but wasn't there huge issues with Palin's wardrobe cost before and people were like, "Michelle Obama buys inexpensive J.CREW dresses...." then Obama was elected and her taste in clothes went through the roof? As in no longer on a budget?
Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 7:11pm.
I am tired of people like her claiming to be conservative when in fact, they are racist, homophobic narrow-minded people. Republicans really need to take their party back. If this time in America isn't the second coming of Reconstruction (what the defeated Southerners called the period of Redemption), then I don't know what is.
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You're damn right.
I am sorta conservative, but I know the difference between being a bit more inclined to preserve - GOOD - values because they're good and then turning around and putting homophobia, women hating, racism and so on top when they're the bad shit from the past we all fought against a while ago, republican or democrat.
Let's only keep the good from the past and ignore its bad -- slavery, racism, homophobia, misogyny and ageism -- and move the fuck on to being better people all around.
Those shoes might be passable with jeans and on someone much younger. Sarah Palin, however, is not the hot slut she thinks she is, in the literal or Dlisted sense of the word.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 3:21pm.
I'm the same way...I tried giving this broad a chance but I don't know how the hell she can manage this country in the shape it's in.
I also love how whenever I mention I don't like Sarah Palin to ocnservative Republicans, I get the "OMGZZZZ, YOUZ A LIBERAL!!!" response.
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
She encourages the fringe and ignorant. Go away !
Not surprised the ignorant cunt doesn't know how to put her hand over the LEFT side of her chest while reciting the pledge of allegiance. WTF is she doing wear those shoes with hose?
I am more woman that you'll ever have and more man than you will ever be.
That bottom look is so 14th Street circa 1988, and I don't care how much those shoes cost. And with those stockings? That might cut it in Wasilla, but even in that armpit of New York, Long Island, it is, to quote The Breakdown:
EPIC. FAIL.
I'm gonna get a little political, so for those not interested, stop HERE.
I am tired of people like her claiming to be conservative when in fact, they are racist, homophobic narrow-minded people. Republicans really need to take their party back. If this time in America isn't the second coming of Reconstruction (what the defeated Southerners called the period of Redemption), then I don't know what is. The discourse of the Tea Party movement is eerily similar to the discourse of various anti-Civil Rights groups (Citizens Council, KKK, etc.) back in the 1960s, mixing hate with religion. And like the times of slavery well into the twentieth century, poor and middle class folks who would actually benefit from recent legislation vote and do the leg work for the very people who are screwing them over.
Also, I don't even know if she believes all the nasty rhetoric she spews because I think she would say anything to get anywhere. And those anti-feminist men in her party love dumb broads like her. They deserve each other, actually, each one playing the other. The only good thing I can say about Palin is that she won't go away, and the broad they thought they could fuck (over) has taken over their party. Yip-fucking-ee.
Submitted by justaguest on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 5:10pm.
I will never forgive John McCain for foisting this cunt on the American public.
Agreed. This bitch is a grifter and and her whole family is trailer trash. I can't wait for the day when she goes back to AK, never to be heard from again.
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Skeletor Neck!
Disgusting shoes. I can't believe shit like this actually gets onto the market.
TRASH is the right tag for this abomination always.
Wonder if her kid was gay or daughter got raped and pregnant she'd still go on with those 'values' that just keep hurting good -- and bad too, but hey, fuck them -- people.
If she's the GOP offering next elections, I will just not vote.
Submitted by gina latina on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 6:06pm.
Memaw Palin is looking a bit haggard there.
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IKR! To me it looks like she's been driving endless miles in an old beat up car w/o air conditioning in the Texas summer.
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Memaw Palin is looking a bit haggard there.
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Is this real life? Why is this happening to me? Is this gonna be forever?
AWW, FFS! I'm unable to log on for 4 hours and when I'm finally able to.... I get THIS DUMB BITCH?!
Not fair, MK! I thougth this was a free zone from her twattery. Now it's contaminated (*stomps off and pouts).
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The beaded cuff distracts nicely from the turkey neck. Flag could use an ironing.