Love The Anti-Christ!
Crank up the fog machine and strike up the dream harp, because we're going back in time to Madge's infamous 1994 interview with David Letterman where she threw the fuck word around a million times and insinuated that his mic looked like a big black dick. Up until that point, it was the most beautiful thing Madonna has ever done since she graffitied that motherfucker's car in the Borderline video. About two weeks after Madge acted like a for real cunt on Letterman, she sent him the above letter which Letters of Note says is going up for auction next month.
Don't you miss the Madge who hugged every word with a FUCK and had the penmanship of a possibly drunk serial killer? The Madge of today would write this mess in calligraphy, use "bloody" instead of "fucking" and would be dead serious when she signed it "the modern day Christ."
If you want to relive the bitch old days, here's a clip:
And I love that she looks like a goth chola who has slicked back her hair to prepare for a jump in.
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Christ and I thought she was ugly now. She was hideous when young.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
her body language is sooo like gaga's one when she's doing an interview.
she keeps talking shit and acting suave as fuck but from her body it's clear how uncomfortable with that situation she feels
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my dirty mind at http://bitchspray.tumblr.com (nsfw)
i am so old i remember watching the very episode with my best friend. the thing that bothered me the most was her damn eyelashes like stuck together spider's legs. drove me crazy.
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The McCanns Did It
I just noticed that dots over her "i":s seem to be all over the place. Just look at the words "publicity", "fucking", "time" and not to mention "give" in the last line, where the dot is over the "e".
Maybe if Vadge wasn't so busy cutting other people's throats, trying to make everyone "unworthy" of her feel uncomfortable, and fucking insiders, she could've learned how to spell the word "mileage" right, FFS.
FAIL.
ETA: She should say "fuck" a few more times. It makes her sound totally badass.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
This Satanic hype in pop music is so fucking stupid. It doesn't make your music sound any cooler, darker, or edgier.
As far as I'm concerned all of these meat puppets (as we know they aren't even capable of coughing up cliche'd publicity stunts) can each take turns vomiting on an inverted crucifix while bathing themselves in pig blood on stage but at the end of the day, their music will always sound like flavor of the week Eurotrash lite.
Keep masturbating with the rosary, calling yourself the antichrist, and burn crosses in your music videos because you'll always just be an overpaid princess who fucks for tracks.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
@Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 7:12pm.
It's the infamous "man in the moon with a cocaine spoon" display that was hung over the dance floor at Studio 54. It lit up when the spoon was raised to it's nose. I've recently become obsessed with the Disco era and the 70's generation of celebrities.
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As "obsessions" go...this one is not so bad to have! People were sexier.
The celebrities...even the ones who were merely F4BF
had a "likeability" about them.Probably a good thing for them the internet was'nt around.Oh...and then there was THE MUSIC. No doubt the best music mankind will ever know.I mean that across the board.From Elevator Music...to Rock...to R&B Funk...To DISCO baby! I was a tad too young to fully partake...but that era still speaks to me...and just beacause I'm feelin' your avie too...here's a coupla' nuggets from what was (imo) the SEXIEST YEAR EVER-1979:
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/95631773/Hulton-Archive
...AND OF COURSE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4rWi_D086Y
a letternote? to be auctioned?
this is gold will hardly repeat.
what will be auctioned in the future from the generic celebrities nowadays?
a sms? a tweet? email? all those can be re-sent to everybody and there will not be a sense of 'the original one'
totally not against technology, just sayin'
And I love Madge, btw, gaga is a wart on madges taint, just as mk said it one day.
She looked beautiful back then and would still look gorgeous if she didn't butcher her whole body and face.
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
Oooh yeah, I see it now. For the longest time, I thought it was a speculum in a vadge.
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"Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
Hey, vidz:)
It's the infamous "man in the moon with a cocaine spoon" display that was hung over the dance floor at Studio 54. It lit up when the spoon was raised to it's nose. I've recently become obsessed with the Disco era and the 70's generation of celebrities.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
@miss thang
I've always been trying to figure out, what is your avie exactly?
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"Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
I HATED her around this time. So fucking vile and disgusting. I found her whole display of sexuality completely gross and unappealing. She found every way she could to shove her gaping, rotten vagina in our faces. Not an ounce of class, mystery, or sensuality with this DIRTY BITCH.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
I saw her years later on letterman when she apologized. She also said she was stoned during the 'FBomb' show.
Submitted by Genny18 on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 4:36pm.
Submitted by vidz on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 4:15pm.
Challenge accepted.
LMFAO!
Don't forget the velvet ribbon choker and skimpy sweaters that go past your palm.
Oh, and JLH, Selma Blair and Neve Campbell are all cool again.
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"Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
I never could stand her and always thought she was ignorant and obnoxious and untalented. This video is an excellent example of why... I couldn't get through it and didn't find her contrived juvenile behavior even remotely interesting. I really hope her kids are getting an education.
I remembered when this aired. I was asleep on the couch and I woke up to Madonna dropping the f bomb. I actually thought I was dreaming for a few minutes.
This is a prime example of why Madonna is better than Gaga. Gaga is the biggest fucking kissass there ever was, she called Leno's show (the one where she lied about M e-mailing her) "the big time" for an Italian city girl like her. Madonna's never pretended to be meek or anything other than what she is. An anal retentive control freak who's disciplined beyond belief, narcissistic, and really fun when she's high.
Submitted by Starqz on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 1:31pm.
The way this bitch writes her A's I almost thought she misspelled mileage with a D at first.
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HAHA! Just what I thought and yeah, maybe she's the ac, instead of Hitler.
Hitler murdered many Jews, including some of my family and this bitch can murder my happiness when I hear or see her, so yeah, Madonna= Hitler.
There you have it. On the internet, everything boils down to calling someone a Hitler when they suck and you earned that, Madge.
Well done, cunt.
Madge has reinvented herself so many times since this - and still hasn't got it right.
Yawn.
Never understood her popularity.
But I bet she only fucked him to be ironic.
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What's up, douchebag?
Submitted by vidz on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 4:15pm.
Challenge accepted.
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What's up, douchebag?
Submitted by thebutlerdidit on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 2:29pm.
I remember when this and her coffee table Sex book came out how scandalized people were. It seems hard to believe we were ever that naive. I miss it
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Yeah, me too,
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she outed dave as a freak, which i like.
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"Come Back As A Flower: Songs of Stevie Wonder" - w/Mimi Fox, Akira Tana and more - name-your-price download at http://tiny.cc/u5fa8
I'm in my early 20s, so I've never experienced the original Madonna. she looks and sounds so different, completely unrecognizable!
Velvet dresses and DocMartens need to make a comeback.
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"Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
I bet she and Letterman fucked like two rabid bunnies after that show was over!
I love Madonna, always have, always will, no matter how much of a bitch cunt she is!
GaGa can go fuck herself, can't stand that ho!
You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers
Bitchhouse: I agree! When I read it, I thought it was written by Mel Gibson!
Ahhh yes, I remember that interview now! She just came off looking and sounding like a jerk. Same as when Drew Barrymore flashed Dave. She was nuts too. The Matured Drew of 2011 is a far cry better (and strangely more beautiful too) than Early Nutso Drew. That said, however, I admit I enjoyed Early Rude Asshole Madonna MUCH better than New-and-not-so-improved Stick-up-her-ass Gollum-armed British Madonna.
Fucking Swimcap!!! Hahahaha!
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Iron does the body good.
Um.. I thought that was awkward and not very funny. I'm more sarcastic than that in a 3-minute time frame with total strangers. Other than the fact I like her music, I don't have much to say about her except if she wants to walk down the street naked here in my small town, I'd think that would be pretty cool, though. I thought Letterman's saying, "Because we know I don't have a sex life" was more amusing.
i thought that note was written by man, a femini-ish man.
She was so not funny, or the least bit interesting
I forgot she used to have that gap between her front teefs. Anyhows.. she comes off like a drunk giggly skank.
wow, trying way too hard. And look at her arms, wow. Maybe after she saw that interview was when she decided to start working out. Having said that, I do like her outfit... but I'm stuck in a time warp.
I remember when this and her coffee table Sex book came out how scandalized people were. It seems hard to believe we were ever that naive. I miss it.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 2:26pm.
Holy shit I never realized the fucking GAP in her teeth before... you'd think she would sound like the snake from Jungle Book.
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Are u serious? that gap in her teef completely defined her face for me always...but I think it is less prominent now...she must have done something to it.
"I will have to meet men lying down" - Blanche Devereaux
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Holy shit I never realized the fucking GAP in her teeth before... you'd think she would sound like the snake from Jungle Book.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 1:36pm.
ahahahh Erotica album
YER A THIEF OF HEARTZZZ AND NOW YOU HAVE TO PAAYYYY!!! ahahahahahha
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LOL Very good memory!
I know you grew up dancing to that in your underwear. Too bad YouTube wasn't around for you then. :-P
"I will have to meet men lying down" - Blanche Devereaux
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Ah, the good old days of Letterman. One he went over to CBS, I think he just gave up to an extent.
Oh look it's the F-word, hide your children.
Has she gotten better looking over the years?
(not a compliment)
Ooooooo, the F-word. I thought Drew did the "shock Dave" thing better when she flashed him.
That is edgy and rad! Using the F-word on TV! Pure artistic genius.
The woman has the emotional maturity of a 7 month fetus (and the skin too).
I couldn't see anything past that big-ass gap in her teeth
"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"
She seems unpleasant.
Again; say what you will about Madonna (not a fan myself) But the bitch has been around for 30 years and STILL sells (crappy) records. She made a name for herself stealing a lot less off people than GaGa does. I have to tip my hat to her for that at least.
Madonna is cultural icon now. Only time will tell how GaGa will be seen in 30 years if she's still in the game. I think in the "I want it now" 2 minute microwave society we live in it will be interesting to see if GaGa has the legs to last that long, very few do and even less when you rely on the "shock aspect" eventually your talent will have to prevail or our A.D.D kids will be on to the next thing in a year or two.
Yeah, her A's are weird. At first I thought she misspelled it, too. Not sure, as much of my nineties were wasted away to hashish and grunge, but I think it was cool to write in print when computers were still DOS, the size of a 2 bed apartment, and only like one guy per country knew how to operate one. this some new age shit right here.