They Killed Justin Bieber!!!!
Millions of Beliebers called in sad to pre-preschool this morning after their personal pan JESUS was shot up and killed on CSI last night. Somebody please try to get them off the ledge of their cribs by offering them an extra dessert with their Lunchables. They don't understand how this happened. They were taught in bible school that Justin Bieber is an immortal holy spirit that was created when a lesbian cherub farted at the same time Jesus burped. They didn't know Justin bleeds actually blood instead of stuffed animal stuffing. We're all screaming WHY WHY WHY????? (But for totally different reasons).
In times like this, the Beliebers need to recite a scripture by their messiah. Biebercus 13:12: Everything happens for a reason. Even Cabbage Patch doll murder.
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AND THEY HAD TEH NERVE TO CHECK HIS PULSE! LMAOOOOOOO
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I hate these stupid forensics shows and television in general. I think Justin was smart to do this now, thinking about his future, but too bad the show looks like such a piece of crap. He actually does a pretty good job though. Fooled me. haha
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I bet you bieber and usher practised bieber going down and playing dead in usher's trailer ALOT!
LOL it was like a toddler talking..and that was his "deep" voice...AHAHAHA still sounded like a girl who has a cold.
Submitted by loozer on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 7:24pm.
♫They say this cat Beiber is a bad mother
Shut your mouth
But I'm talkin' 'bout Beiber
Then we can dig it...♫
hahahaha. Kittycat maybe...
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J'accuse by Emile Zola
Emile Zola by Jack Hughes
Actually he's a better actor than he is a performer, singer or whatever the hell it is he's trying to be.
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Lena Horne
So they finally found a cure for Bieber Fever after all...
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Shiitake happens...
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 12:09pm.
I need the YouTube video of a young girl crying at the thought of this being real. It would make me sooooooo hard.
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Until the new one comes out, you can just imagine this in its place.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/40836
♫They say this cat Beiber is a bad mother
Shut your mouth
But I'm talkin' 'bout Beiber
Then we can dig it...♫
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
This made my fucking day.
Oh happy day!
ETA: Is anyone else pissed at Glee for making them listen to bieber?
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"Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
Submitted by Doctor Bombay on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 6:02pm.
At 24 seconds: proof that George Eads dresses to the right.
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You are so right! Bwahahaha, good catch.
At 24 seconds: proof that George Eads dresses to the right.
I bet he got hard dressing up like rough trade. Or maybe it was the thought of ravaging the dead Bieber.
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Vanity is the price of fame.
I can only imagine CSI producers did this as some sort of ratings grab, problem is Biebs fans aren't old enough to watch the show not to mention being passed their bedtimes.
Don't mention the almighty Brandon Lee in a Bieber thread!!!! It's Blasphemy! BLASPHEMY!!!
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
BEST EPISODE EVEEEERRRRRRR.
Bieber goes down...and somewhere in Montreal, a chain smoking whore named Monique just got her wings...extra hot n' spicy, served with a side of poutine.
The acting on this show is horrendous.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
lol i just made this video of justing getting shot when Esperanza wins.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE0A2l4-nuY
Seriously CSI?. Seriously?
I had no idea this show had become so desperate.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Good grief Nick Stokes is hot. I'd put a hurtin' on that boy somethin' awful.
That, my friends, is your dose of hillbilly sexy talk. Carry on.
Submitted by Datura on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 12:22pm.
the trend of taking some kid off Youtube and making him a star has to stop. Let them mature and take a few more music lessons before signing them.
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I would like to call your attention to this new invention called MONEY.
It takes priority over SENSE and DIGNITY and TALENT and CHILDHOOD.
Queenie, he really was.
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Oh and fuckay vous. - Ophelias evil twin
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 11:17am.
And somehow Brandon Lee is long gone.
There is no justice in this world.
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OMG wasn't he GORGEOUS????
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
The really scary part of the "everything happens for a reason" comment is that it's clear that he and his family thinks that the Bieb has been "chosen" – that his success and fame has been pre-ordained and he's destined for even greater things. Spooky.
I guess it was meant to happen...
I don't really care about Bieber one way or another (It's surprisingly easy to avoid everything he does if you're past a certain age and don't have kids), but the trend of taking some kid off Youtube and making him a star has to stop. Let them mature and take a few more music lessons before signing them.
There's some merit to -only- being the most talented kid in your high school.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
what's really fun... jiggling the little Youtube scroll bar back and forth .. rewind..pause..rewind..fast forward..pause ..
hours of fun. I'm going to waste as much time on this as I did when they did GOOGLE Pacman.
Wow he cant even die right, nice peek for the mattress to fall on (@ 0:13), what a fail douche .
I need the YouTube video of a young girl crying at the thought of this being real. It would make me sooooooo hard.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
i would've killed it with fire...but that's just me...
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i lift things up and put them down...
Man, I wish I could have done that scene, so satisfying. BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!!!!!!! Doon goes Canadian fetus in a hail of gunfire.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 11:29am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 11:21am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 11:17am.
And somehow Brandon Lee is long gone.
There is no justice in this world.
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I LOVED HIM! He was sooo hot. I wept a bit when he died! He had the makings of an awesome action star.
*watches Rapid Fire again*
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The Crow is one of my all time favorite movies.
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I also am very fond of The Crow. Lee was excellent in the part. It would have been a really good franchise if he had lived.
REJOICE, WORLD!!!!! IT'S DEAD!!!!
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
I saw this yesterday and I noted it on my FB that there will be some weepy girls tonight! LOL!
I'm already thinking ahead as a Dlister. LOL!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
i always wondered when this day would come.YES....THANK YOU BABY JEZUZ!
question:WHY DID THEY BLUR OUT A SECTION OF THE JACKET??? CHECK IT OUT BITCHES...0:24-0:25
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
The fuck is with that hair? Is this a death scene or a fucking L'Oreal advert? Man he looks like a real cocksucker going down.
.. poor lil Mattie Ross .. so young .... so sad ... *watches again* *sluuuurpps soda*
Hahahahaha I saw this last night and somehow knew it would show up on Dlisted today. My boyfriend's only comment was "If only they had shot him in the FACE..."
DAMN, HOW ABOUT A SPOILER ALERT! CSI is weeks in front of us! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
suze - Nope, never seen her in anything else. Thankfully.
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 11:42am.
I wouldn't normally watch a show with beiber in it, but since it has this uplifting ending, maybe I will make an exception.
That new 5-0 acting is right out a high school play, but I confess to watching it because of the wonderful views of the sun and ocean. That guy who play's dan-o is irritating.
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Yes, the scenery is beautiful! And I admit that the dude playing McGarrett is fricken HOT! (not so much in the face)
damn, he even sucks at getting shot! That was the worst "death" scene I have ever seen. Looked like he was getting hit with feathers rather than bullets
"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"
If you haven't been shot up by the police, you have NO OPINION.
THAT was fucking awesome!
Why didn't we get a head's up to TIVO that??!
Seriously, what they should really do is assemble a bunch of beaverheads for a faux Beiber appearance, then, as they are waiting -show a breaking report that his bus overturned off the San Fran bridge and they've just recovered his body.
... -"Punk'd".
Eh, I have nothing against this kid. I think he's one the healthiest & most deserving celebrities going.
A good kid is rare to find.
Submitted by dementa on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 11:41am.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 11:37am.
Didja ever see Manilafolders on Psych? She was HORRIBLE, the worst part of that episode.
She bit on 30 Rock, too.
Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!
My hearing isn't so good, but it sounded like after they shot him 5 or 6 times someone yelled "stay down!" Maybe it was "stand down" but I like to think the director had to tell him to stay down because his character is dead.
I wouldn't normally watch a show with beiber in it, but since it has this uplifting ending, maybe I will make an exception.
That new 5-0 acting is right out a high school play, but I confess to watching it because of the wonderful views of the sun and ocean. That guy who play's dan-o is irritating.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 11:37am.
His acting is just as bad as what I witnessed on Hawaii Five-0 last night. Nick Lachey and Vanessa Manillafolders SUCK.
Tivo rewind ... slo-mo ....rewind .. slo-mo .. rewind .. slo..mo .. could do this for hours..
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 11:37am.
Didja ever see Manilafolders on Psych? She was HORRIBLE, the worst part of that episode.
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