Denise Richards Is Not Going To Talk Shit About Charlie Sheen
Think about all the times Denise Richards has walked in on an 18-year-old call girl trying to resuscitate a blacked out Charlie Sheen by blowing crack smoke into his mouth (aka Crackpulmonary Resuscitation)? A LOT. The memory chip in Denise Richards' head must look a lot like Brian De Palma's entire catalog. And yet, Denise always pastes a programmed smile on her face and refuses to drag Charlie through the shit pile whenever anybody asks about him. In the age of ho tricks selling every detail to tabloids for an anal bleaching gift certificate and a Sunset Tan coupon, Denise stays pretty much mute. They don't make hos like Denise anymore.
For instance, Denise is a guest co-host on The View today (they pre-taped that shit yesterday) and Radar says she didn't slam the asshole who signs her child support check when Barbara Walters asked her if his latest act of crackery surprises her.
"No, I mean it doesn't. I mean, you know this is Charlie's lifestyle. He makes no bones about it... and it is what it is. This has been something I have dealt with for years... this is not a new situation. There are times where his life is more colorful than others, more public than others, and as the kids get older it's a difficult thing. I'm learning as I go too. I have never had to deal with this and this was a subject I had hoped to talk with my children about as they got older. But it's hard."
If every bitch was like Denise, the world would be a better place. I snatch that. back No, it wouldn't, because then what would we poke at with our cunt sticks if every person gave a diplomatic Miss America answer to every question? Yeah, fuck that. Then we'd have to sit around and talk about how Denise is starting to resemble Lady Elaine Fairchilde dressed up as Lady from Lady and the Tramp.
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Submitted by Falmouth on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 11:33pm.
Denise can't be too stupid: she played nuclear physicist Christmas Jones in that Bond film. She had to memorize a bunch of lines. And play a nuclear physicist and stuff.
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I don't think anyone didn't believe what Denise said about Sheen in the past, it just seemed like she married a known woman beating, drug addict meal ticket, then reproduced and dragged everything out into the public for her kids to read, complaining the whole time he was a woman beating drug addict. Now she's "playing coy," but please, would anyone even remember her if she wasn't showing up to be asked about Sheen's latest debacle? There's something really creepy about using your baby daddies pathetic existence as a PR opportunity. And it's bullshit she protects those kids, they've been PR props since the day they were born.
Denise can't be too stupid: she played nuclear physicist Christmas Jones in that Bond film. She had to memorize a bunch of lines. And play a nuclear physicist and stuff.
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She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
wow bitch looks dead...
Does she even need to say anything at this point? I think Charlie's hos and he himself are doing a bang-up job of flaunting his dirty laundry as it is, and it's not like the public hasn't known all this shit about him for years anyhow...
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Getting a big fat payment from Charlie for keeping her mouth shut. I am sure it is signed sealed and delivered.
Denise is not looking to good here.
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She looks like Amy Sedaris in Strangers with Candy.
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I bet when they got back to their room he...no forget it. Even my fevered imagination can't go there. -joe schmoe
She's not aging well.
Submitted by snideychick on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 3:33pm.
Too funny. I know Bethenny want to tell everyone else what to eat and how to live and look at her!! She looks terrible. Maybe Dennis' hair is for an acting role. I surprised she is no blonde.
Her smile reminds me of the f'd up people in Soundgarden's Black Hole Sun. Not just in this pic either.... ALL. THE. TIME.
She knows which side of her child support cheque is buttered.
My ex is an arse - as long as the kids are protected from the worst of it they just grow up thinking Dad is a bit eccentric.
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Denise has sad, melting Bethany Frankel face.
And that last thumbnail pic is giving me a "1994 Valedictorian of the Toledo, OH Barbizon School of Modeling" vibe.
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She's just used to being ignored because she's boring and now she's even MORE boring because she's not talking shit when she should be. Lame bitch is lame.
Damn, Denise; what happened to your face? You used to be such a hot natural piece of ass; now you look like you have Meg Ryan disease.
Even though I give her shit about her face, she comes out smelling like a rose here. Even with her "hooker tranny infested sperm" remark. Pretty much everything she said about him (druggie, addicted to hookers, porn addiction, etc) has been proven true. So, while she initially was called a crazed cunt with what sounded like outrageous claims set to get more money, she called it straight. Snaps up, Denise...
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i'm guessing she thought "drop dead gorgeous" was a serious and for reals drama.
Those eyebrows. That crap color of hair. That Sharpei face. Some folks just don't age well.
I watched the View this morning. I love how after she wouldn't dish any dirt, they just totally ignored her and she spent the rest of the hour with that stupid, phoney smile plastered to her face.
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Don't care about this massive slut but feel sorry for those daughters. Sure to have daddy issues later on.
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Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 12:22pm.
She used to be so cute. Now she looks rode hard and put up wet.
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I thought she was adorable as the Christmas bond girl.
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I actually dreamed this morning that I went to a large house party and I glanced towards the door and leaning on it was a very, very wasted man. I asked someone "Holy shit! Is that Charlie SHEEN?!" The response was "Yeah, he just told a bunch of us that he's going to marry some bimbo he's been dating for 3 weeks at his beach house today, and we're all invited, so that's why everyone's leaving." Me: "Well, I'm not missing that!"
On the way, I ran into Rob Pattinson, who was very charismatic, but not a very good kisser, willing to learn though.
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 11:43am.
bitingontinfoil, dang calm down LMAO!! What, she steal your corner?
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Nope, my corner office is nice and safe, thanks. Just tired of "sympathizers" waxing rhapsodic about her taking the "high road". Like Charlie himself said...he doesn't pay them to stay, he pays them to leave. She's not some po'single mother acting with dignity - she's a paid off ex-whore exploiting her kids and shutting up about alleged child porn to keep cashing her Charlie cheques.
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but what would irv say?
"not so fast tom ryan..."
She used to be so cute. Now she looks rode hard and put up wet.
Pity.
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In every pic of her eyes her pupils are pin points. hmmmmmmmmmmm
The photo is like the end of the original (not the abortion of a remake) "Stepford Wives," when Katherine Ross's robot comes after her with the scarf.. Creepy shit.
She looks better as a brunette.
I will concede that in this tawdry melodrama,she appears as the only one with a very slender thread of dignity...for want of a better word. But that ain't saying much. And do keep in mind, that while she is reveling in her "high road" tactics, eliciting sympathy as she prepares to publish, she is definitely getting paid.
That's what makes her different from Charlie' currnet crop of crack whores and porn stars. They are looking to get paid, and she already has her money. They just want a little of what she has for their trouble.
Submitted by MagnificentChichis:"What makes us think that she did not share his lifestyle to some extent? I always assumed she did. I don't think you can marry Charlie Sheen and not know exactly what is going down."
Excellent point. I think that she thought she was going to settle him down and as we all know, that doesn't work.
She slowed down but he didn't.
I know people like this IRL. One of Mr. Hekki's buddies routinely goes out on weeknights until 4:30 am, (somehow keeps his job), is drunk 80% of the time that I see him and cheats on his wife (whom I adore). She partied back in the day, too, but 15 years later, she's a responsible wife and mother with a career and his frat boy shit is getting tiresome.
.. that hair color ... not a good choice.. wow.. it makes her look kind of disturbing..
She was just on a Seinfeld rerun last night .. Dalrymple's '15-year old daughter' that George stares at her cleavage and loses the pilot..
She looked great back then.
Sue Ellen Ewing, is that you?
bitingontinfoil, dang calm down LMAO!! What, she steal your corner?!
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Given that she has an autobiography coming out, I seriously wonder how long that will last. Publishers want ex-wives of huge sluts to dish (ex, Jerry Hall).
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 10:54am.
I know I'm alone on this, but I feel for her. Sure she's paid to shut up, a former call girl, probably joined in the orgies at one time, but fact is, she's raising Charlie Sheen's kids alone
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Sorry, but it's not like she's a high school drop-out, knocked up at 15 and alone. Chick has CASH! She's got nannies, cooks, etc. etc. Exploited her OWN KIDS on her "reality" show and now she acts like she gives a shit?
Like I said before, I remember when she accused Chuck of basically looking @ kiddie porn. If this is true, and she's shut up about it due to a "STFU clause", she's just a reprehensible as Chucky Douche-een.
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Submitted by CokeyBloke:"She looks a little Jerri Blank in the top photo."
THAT'S who she reminded me of! LOL. Now I can't NOT see it.
Submitted by MagnificentChichis on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 11:26am.
What makes us think that she did not share his lifestyle to some extent? I always assumed she did. I don't think you can marry Charlie Sheen and not know exactly what is going down.
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Of course she shared his lifestyle.
Here's pic of her doing coke at the beach with Richie Sambora who eventually broke up with her and went to rehab.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/denise_richards_snorts_some_co-02-2007
Plus another blind item about a celeb mom getting kicked out of DIsneyland for doing blow on a ride.
Guess who was the popular guess for that blind too.
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She looks a little Jerri Blank in the top photo.
What makes us think that she did not share his lifestyle to some extent? I always assumed she did. I don't think you can marry Charlie Sheen and not know exactly what is going down.
It's pretty bad when we're applauding people for not trash-talking exes and parents of their kids in public. That should be the norm, not the exception.
BTW, she looks...severe in those pics.
When is Denise going to get her Lifetime movie, already?!
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In the near future, no one will remember much of anything about Denise Richards, other than that she let her pet pig shit all over the inside of her house. A fitting metaphor for her life with Charlie.
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
Brutal and severe.
Bad choice with the dark brown. Her features need lighter hair to soften them.
Overkill on the eyeliner and her hair looks like it just awkwardly fell out of home-placed curlers.
I don't think I see horse's ass (does a Denise sighting count?), but I do see the horse's dick.
I don't think Charlie would pay her cash to shut up, but I do believe Charlie pays her to stay out of court (and maybe shutting up is part of that) every time he gets caught fucking up.
she needs to do something about the eyebrow situation and pull her damn jacket up. Where it like you're suppose to
This ho needs to sit down and shut up.
Class cannot be bought and pretending you have class when we all know you don't is just nast. Just be the stupid trick you are. Just do it away from the cameras cause I don't want to see you.
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So the whore folklore goes!
And I don't feel sorry for this trick. She parted her legs for an infamous crackhead and even worse...she let him hit it with no condom leading to a new Sheen generation of trickery!
And then?
She left this hot ass mess and then RECONCILED with him!
Oh hell to the naw! NEVER run back to crack!
She can go suck a dick!
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Didn't she accuse him of downloading child porn? Now all his bad behaviour is a 'lifestyle'?
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I know I'm alone on this, but I feel for her. Sure she's paid to shut up, a former call girl, probably joined in the orgies at one time, but fact is, she's raising Charlie Sheen's kids alone, under the spot light, and it must be hard to protect those innocents. It's not their fault. At least she's not exploiting them a la Dina Lohan...for what it's worth.
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