Our Lady Of Cheetos Has A New Video
If you crushed pieces of Madge's Rain video, the fight scene from Mimi's Heartbreaker video and a 26-page product placement contract into a fine powder and sprinkled sweat from a Derek Blanks Alter Ego photo shoot and a splatter of Ke$ha's DayGlo vomit, you'd hallucinate Brit Brit Spears' "Hold It Against Me" video after you licked all that shit up.
This is the video that they've been hyping so much that they made it sound like after you finished watching it you'd find a bowl of Daddy Spears' Velveeta grits and a Trenta Frapp outside your front door. That didn't happen, but Brit Brit is wearing my cholita cousin's quince dress. The same quince dress that the dumb ho tried to return after she stained it with chocolate frosting and Bailey's. So I'll give Brit Brit that!
And the only thing I want to hold against Brit Brit, is an extra moist Sharpie because those brows are looking dusty.
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Submitted by SarahR. on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 12:49pm.
at 1:45-1:55 its her top and another person's bottom, watch her stomach, there is a line there...visually disturbing!
I went back and kept pausing but never saw a line or anything hinting at another person's body.
I think it sounds okay but that lyric is unbearably corny, and was already used years ago in a cheesy horrible country song. I liked the part of the video where it was all dark with flames, like she was trying to have the Kiss stage in a disco. The fight is stupid. What is the deal with the asteroid or whatever at the start? Did I miss the whole point?
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I liked the fight scene. Everything else in the video is just blah - especially the blatant product placements, the spray color thing ripped from Kesha, and everything looks straight outta 1999.
And she literally looks like a ghost of her former self.
Milli Vanilli wants their Grammy back.
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J'accuse by Emile Zola
Emile Zola by Jack Hughes
I was sick as a dog last night, laid up on the sofa holding my tummy tightly, the hypochondriac in me thinking that I might have pancreatic cancer. I flipped on the tv because all I could do was watch and not think; I needed visuals. So Brit Brit's new video would be perfect, right? Wrong. I couldn't make it to the end, and with the quick edits and colours everywhere to cover up an extremely programmed voice and tiresome, invasive beats, I changed the channel and barely made it to the toilet to throw up. This is true, and I'm not exaggerating for effect or attention.
Heh, kinda weird, but, at one point Teagan Presley was rumored to look like Brit Brit, now, it seems the tables have turned and Britney is starting to look like Teagan...crazy...
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I will have a life please, with cheese
Submitted by putas on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 2:00pm.
my toddler screamed ' i can't want that!' and then 'turn it off' and he'll listen to anything.
LOL @ "I can't want that!" Even little kids know she sucks!
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"When people ask me what I am, I just tell them I'm 100% cunt slut." - MK, 2/8/11
Submitted by ribbontie on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 3:27pm.
WTF
She does not look dead behind the eyes! I don't know what everyone is talking about.
No one understands me. :(
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Look a little closer and you can see it, its true.
I can't believe I sat thru the whole thing. What a fucking MESS. The song sucks balls, too. And, yeah, she's still got those dead eyes. Epic Fail.
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"When people ask me what I am, I just tell them I'm 100% cunt slut." - MK, 2/8/11
The thing with Britney is that she is NOT capable of faking it. You can tell she is totally not into this song or this video and that she just wants to leave. I thought we were past this after Circus came out, you can tell she gave a fuck and was having fun in that video. Even in that 3 video (which is horrible) you can tell she's into it. Basically Britney needs to feel hot and be confident that the song is going to be huge for her to even KINDA sell it otherwise she's bored. She knows this is crap and that she's not in peak physical condition, aka why she looks dead in the eyes and the video sucks.
PS Why are her eyes caving so much under the pressure of those fake lashes... weird. It almost looks like she had a botched face lift.
Submitted by Sookie on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 8:48am.
It reminds me of the parody they did of her on iCarly with a pop star they called Ginger Fox. It was funny at the time but now it's just sad.
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OMG I saw that episode! I'm a little dense, so it didn't sink in right away but when it did, it made me feel bad. Like damn, even kids' shows are making fun of her now! She needs to just stop because it's really obvious she's not enjoying it anymore. Or can't enjoy it. Whatever the case may be, she needs to stop with this sexpot image and with turning out albums like she was going broke. Girlfriend needs to slow down or maybe even retire.
The "dead behind the eyes" thing is most likely the bi-polar meds she is on. Depakote, lithium etc. do that to people. It is like they are just floating through life, a shadow of their former selves. It's really sad because she looks like she is just going through the motions of "arm here, cross, step, kick." She used to have that sparkly, evil-ish who me, sexy look. Now, there is nothing. Makes me sad.
I'm not holding it against you Brit, but the shitty controlling conglomerates that are MK programming you can BURN IN HELL!
Her entire career is like an episode of Punk'D on her fan base. She finally came out years ago and admitted "ya'll I have no talent, I never sang live, the only good thing I did was Justin Timberlake and I done fucked that one up...pass the clippers ya'll been PUNK'D" But they refuse to believe it or something. I think the only thing more sad than her eyes are the comments her fans leave on her youtube, "GODNEY!" "OMG THE QUEEN IS BACK!!" "OMG DEADDD! BEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER!". Literally all Britney Spears does to achieve all the record sales, the fame, the fans, the praise...is show up. She literally just shows up, and they tell her what to do, what to sing, how to answer interview questions, which dance to do. People that support this as anything but that bum me out. Like a harmless fun pop song all you want, who doesn't, but don't try to act like her ass should be at the Grammy's or something. That's when it gets a little ridiculous. One of the dancers in this video even tweeted he was disappointed after this premiered lol and did they get some WWF wrestlers for that fight sequence? lord. that shit was manly. You can tell body doubles are in this video more than Britney herself. But she'll get all the praise like she has since 1998, and her fans will think she is god.
WTF
She does not look dead behind the eyes! I don't know what everyone is talking about.
No one understands me. :(
What an insulting homage to Samantha Fox.
my toddler screamed ' i can't want that!' and then 'turn it off' and he'll listen to anything.
The songs sounds dangerously similar to another song but can't think of the name. As a whole it's pure crap although the bridge is slightly interesting. Britney looks a little thick, too, which is not good because extra weight makes people look old. And the platinum hair is so fucking overdone. She looks better with darker hair. She also looks sad throughout the video. She should have smiled because her eyes light up when she smiles. Still, after years of despising her I am now team Britney and I hope the rest of the songs on her album are better than this one.
She has to move on from the sex kitten - she's 30 and a mother of two, divorced. This song is crap, as is her singing (or whatever that is).
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As useless as a saggy pair of tits
Wow. This is on the Cheryl Cole level of dismal Euro pop. Where's Britney, bitch?
PS Who decreed that the whole girl-on-girl violence thing is "edgy?" Bored now.
That video was retarded.
at 1:45-1:55 its her top and another person's bottom, watch her stomach, there is a line there...visually disturbing!
The catheter fingers are way edgy.
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
A blowtorch? Yes, I'll hold it against you. Come closer, Shitney.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
Wow. That whole meth video had me cracking up. CheetoQueenie is trying way too hard.
This song is really bad,even by crap pop standards. It's like they drained all of the things that made Britney Britney out and plugged in the shell hoping no one would notice.
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Hello product placement!
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I liked it better when the Lander's sisters did it, except they called it Fallen Angel.
Not a Brit Brit fan, never really have been, but she just looks so sad. Her eyes have that look of someone who is just dead inside. She knows she's over, in some weird hillbilly preternaturally instinctive way.
Damn Meth face sit down, your career is over, it has been so since the day you hit the pipe with KFed for the first time!
Submitted by sheikyerbouti on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 7:40am.
At the risk of revealing my hillbilly roots, I wonder - are the Bellamy Brothers ("If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body (Would You Hold it Against Me)") getting paid for this?
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That Bellamy Bros. song immediately popped into my head too! Also, the bit about Brit rising into the air in a giant dress ( with people under the skirts) was taken from the Grace Jones/Keith Haring collaboration vid way back in the 80s. I guess Brit was out to show GaGa that she can crib from more original sources too. The song is lame and the visuals in this mess make no sense at all.
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
she has totally lost her looks. they can't even make her look pretty in a video anymore.
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Kiss me once again
Don't you never never say that we're through
Cause I ain't never- never-never no no
Loved a man the way that I, I love you
- Aretha Franklin
All her shit sounds the same.
NEXT!
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 9:17am.
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 6:38am.
OMG, YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!! You are all so amazing!
I woke up this morning to see that more wonderful hot sluts have donated to the Big Gay Prom. We are now ONLY $103 from our goal!
As always, my heart goes out to you all. Some gave in memory of loved ones, some just to be random and ALL....well, out of kindness and love. So THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!! :)
We can do this today! In fact, I bet we can get it done in less than 24 hours! SO, the new goal is to raise $103 by 10am EST.
Love,
Mabel
xoxoxo!
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BIG GAY PROM 2011 -- HALL OF FAME DONORS!!:
Evil Shoe
Terri
IslandGirl
Kimberly
Eileenie McMeanie
Mr. Mercury
Kathleen
Sonah
Sookie
Albatross
SpiceD
Rosespring
Sonne
Kokoskitten
Thats_Real_Mature
Kelli
LunaChick
Michael K
Phoenix
Joe Shmoe
Queenie BK
Snarla
S&F
Prefer Not To Say
Jon W
Mabel Scares Me
DH
Gen
Whole Lotto Luv
LongIslandLolita
JayHawks97
UltraBaroque
CathlicScholGirl
Momus The Sarcastic! - New!
Little Rascal! - New!
Hexe! - New!
Cookie-Slore! -New!
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Mabel, congratulations on reaching and exceeding your goal! The latest count is $1,621! God bless you.
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WOOT!! "Exceeding your goal" is a fantastic way to start the day. I see even our black-hearted MK reached down between the sofa cushions for spare change to help out. Thank you everyone for your generosity. Mabel, you are amazing...XXOO!!
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
Submitted by juni on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 10:42am.
Let me guess, her next song will be, "Do you know what'd look good on you? Me."
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LOL! Don't forget "Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night"
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WOW! Brit-Brit's shooting commercials now?
This vid brought to you by SONY!...and don't forget my perfume line...y'all!
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UPDATE! No-one gives a shit!
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Let me guess, her next song will be, "Do you know what'd look good on you? Me." That's about as old and corny as the line she's using now. And let's give L'Oreal, Revlon, and Maybelline equal opportunity exposure to complete this hot mess!
Could only get through a minute and a half. If only the the Britney from 2000 had turned up to the video shoot.
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It's not that serious.
Awww hell ... shitty video, even shittier 'song'. Sorry, this train left the station a long time ago. As someone else already said, when I look at this trick I see period stained drawers, tampon strings, dead eyes, fat body. Give it up already you smoke n mirrors pig. I think daddy has more than enough booze to get fucked up on by this time so take your lumpy aging fat ass up outta here.
I'm sorry the bubble burst a LOOOOONG time ago for me with Brittany!!!
She should not even bother to do videos anymore.....All it will be is a photoshop/MAC makeup CGI digital prpject attempt at making her look somewhat decent
All I keep thinking of her are her ratty ass extensions (how come they are so ratty when she makes millions?)
Her barefoot peeing sessions at gas stations
Her cheetos stained fingers
GAME OVER!!!!!
The fuck was that?!
I've now got a migraine. Thanks Britney.
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 6:38am.
OMG, YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!! You are all so amazing!
I woke up this morning to see that more wonderful hot sluts have donated to the Big Gay Prom. We are now ONLY $103 from our goal!
As always, my heart goes out to you all. Some gave in memory of loved ones, some just to be random and ALL....well, out of kindness and love. So THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!! :)
We can do this today! In fact, I bet we can get it done in less than 24 hours! SO, the new goal is to raise $103 by 10am EST.
Love,
Mabel
xoxoxo!
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BIG GAY PROM 2011 -- HALL OF FAME DONORS!!:
Evil Shoe
Terri
IslandGirl
Kimberly
Eileenie McMeanie
Mr. Mercury
Kathleen
Sonah
Sookie
Albatross
SpiceD
Rosespring
Sonne
Kokoskitten
Thats_Real_Mature
Kelli
LunaChick
Michael K
Phoenix
Joe Shmoe
Queenie BK
Snarla
S&F
Prefer Not To Say
Jon W
Mabel Scares Me
DH
Gen
Whole Lotto Luv
LongIslandLolita
JayHawks97
UltraBaroque
CathlicScholGirl
Momus The Sarcastic! - New!
Little Rascal! - New!
Hexe! - New!
Cookie-Slore! -New!
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Mabel, congratulations on reaching and exceeding your goal! The latest count is $1,621! God bless you.
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Is Britney as we knew her gone forever? I almost want to cry. She was like this bright spark and everyone noticed and you couldn't take your eyes off her even if you wanted to.
Today, I looked away. I couldn't even finish watching this video. Sad.
Total crap. Thanks for the seizure, Brit.
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Oh and fuckay vous. - Ophelias evil twin
This is so sad. I remember when I first heard the song on the radio and I remember thinking that it just didn't sound like her. I was excited for the video but after watching it I'm feeling really disturbed by what I see (or don't see?) In her eyes. It reminds me of the parody they did of her on iCarly with a pop star they called Ginger Fox. It was funny at the time but now it's just sad.
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
PRODUCT PLACEMENT.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
Pathetic. I SO wanted to like this, because I'm rooting for BritBrit. But it was really bad. The product placements pissed me OFF, too.
Everything looked dated - denim cutoffs? Really? It's 2011!
Her hair, the choreography, the costumes. It wasn't cohesive; what were they going for? Futuristic? Glamor? Retro? It was all there, but it wasn't cohesive.
And the song was a mess, too. Her voice sounded fine (thanks to the audio engineers), but it didn't sound like Britney. It could have been any studio singer.
It's sad.
"Drop it like a hood, and show me how you work it."
SMDH. This was basically a commercial for Sony, Makeup Forever and Plenty of Fish.
Based on the camera shots and angles, they definitely did use a body double. Just let the girl retire. She has become a campy impersonation of herself.
Im not even going to talk bad about her or the video or her lack of dancing you all said it... she is obviously a sick woman who is being pushed to continue with this shit that she has no drive and motivation for... MONEY MONEY MONEY I GUESS
brit brit still does "music"?
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i lift things up and put them down...