Bitch Got Upstaged By A Simple O-Face
Lady Caca spent hours in the fuckery chair this morning getting leftover pieces of Klingon meat glued to her face and Poochie's freshly hacked up hair ball sewn into the side of her head, and yet my eyes still flutter directly towards the Bettie Page beauty OMG-ing with every muscle in her face. Sometimes all the latex-wrapped cowboy foolery in the world can't compete against something as simple as the letters W-T-F graffitied over a woman's face. Take note, Caca.
There's a good reason for why Caca looks like The Flying Nun after crashing face first into the Trojan factory. She was on Good Morning America today to promote the MAC Viva Glam campaign and talk about HIV/AIDS awareness and prevention. Personally, I'd rather she talk about why the deconstructed Choco Taco on her head doesn't have any nuts or chocolate on it, but that's just me. Here's the morning gospel according to Gaga:
Dressed like a condom? If I opened up a condom wrapper and found that staring back at me, I'd drop it immediately, wipe the Crisco off my ass crack, pull my pants up, get off the alley way ground, tip the hustler something extra and shuffle home to kneel under a cold shower while thinking about my life choices. So Gaga isn't really promoting safe sex by dressing up like a dick glove. She's promoting abstinence!
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Yawn...
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 02/17/2011 - 1:42pm.
Yeah. Throughout the entire span of her "campaign" it's never been sincere. The attention is never brought to the GLBT community, as it's brought to "OMG LOOK WHAT LADY GAGA IS WEARING!" and she damn well seems to appear at any given gay rights event dressed like an asshole. Gays are an accessory to her, and that's objectifying enough.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
I really don't understand her. Not from an artistic standpoint. I don't consider ANYTHING she does to be art. I don't understand why she does so much pandering to the gay community when she grew up as a rich new york private school girl. It's like she's pretending to have gender issues just so she can establish a strong, gullible fanbase.
She has that fake, put on accent and that condescending tone of speech. It's so artificial. When I look at her, with her entourage and all, she looks like she WANTS to be perceived as fragile and important. The whole package is so offputting.
Her face never says anything but that she has definitely had plastic surgery and it doesn't even help her appearance. She has no expressions. She's nothing but a zombie.
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Ain't no cellphones in '69, man. I'm head to toe legit.
Those prosthetic horns look fucking stupid. Her appearance is her only redeeming feature and by destroying her looks, that'll cost her creepy fanboys who comprise of half of her fanbase. Those fuckers look like premature tumors and it's not sexy.
WTF kind of haircolor is that? I only see junkies walking around with that ashy, muted blonde color. Is the "Haus of CaCa" TRYING to make her look like a cheap junkie whore?
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
She'll last forever, unfortunately.
Submitted by stank: "So sick of Lady GaGa. Elton John wore campy shit but he is a talented artist..."
...who performed at Rush Limbaugh's wedding.
Nothing she does is shocking, just.... Sad. I have to admit that some of her songs are catchy, but born this way, aka express yourself makes me want to poke my eyes out. It's obvious that her ego is beginning to surpass her talent. Calling all of her fans little monsters? Puleez, this schtik has become tiresome.
First of all, Lisa "left eye" did this safe sex promoting back in the 90s and she did it way better.
Second, she's clearly doing this condom shit because of her twisted views on gays and aids
"The legendary Antoine Dodson took to the stage looking like if Mushu from Mulan joined a TLC cover group as Chilli"-MK
First of all, Lisa "left eye" did this safe sex promoting back in the 90s and she did it way better.
Second, she's clearly doing this condom shit because of her twisted views on gays and aids
"The legendary Antoine Dodson took to the stage looking like if Mushu from Mulan joined a TLC cover group as Chilli"-MK
Submitted by Cara on Thu, 02/17/2011 - 3:03pm.
At this point, it would be far more radical if Gaga showed up to a public event in jeans and a t-shirt.
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yeah, that would be front page news. breaking news, lady gaga wears a wifebeater, jeans, and flip flops, more on these developments at 11.
lmao, yalls comments are hilarious. please continue.
Sucking on my titties like you wanted me, calling me all the time...
Talking about sex is so original, guys.
Bitch got her outfit idea from Peaches' Wikipedia page.
I watched this mess and became even more convinced that she is truly an idiot! Someone should have paid attention to her when she was a child....Bless her little heart.
In the egg for three days?
So how come the egg she arrived in and the egg on stage were completely different?
The stage egg had a wired up retractable cantilevered lid and the arrival egg a solid lid.
She looks like a used condom.
She looks the Quaker Oats man if he was a closet tranny who liked to wear the Old Dutch Cleanser woman's draws in secret.
She seems to have a really dated pre-Stonewall in-peril view of the gay community. Monsters. Bullied. Put-upon. Endangered. But even back then, gays had to bust ass to fight to even taken seriously. A queen like Quentin Crisp *owned* his queerness and would have laughed this trick's phony bony ass back to Yonkers. Is she that much more of a community standard-bearer than Kristine W., Taylor Dayne, Ultra Nate, Lonnie Gordon, Janet Jackson or, dare I say it, Madge? These people and other *real* club divas started out in the gay club scene and cultivated an actual bond with the community. Call me the King Of All Cynics but this strikes me as opportunism writ large in big, glittery, rainbow letters. When she gets tired of the little monsters, she'll move on to larger and prettier angels. Trust.
Although I find her and her outfits tiresome, I have to say that it is very considerate of her to always keep us shielded from her hideous face.
For someone who claims to be so "passionate about her art" and whatever glitter, disco ball infused bullshit she spews, she always sounds so fucking bored and "robotic"...always talking in the same dead tone.
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
Submitted by onthefringe on Thu, 02/17/2011 - 4:11pm.
She supposedly drank 7 cups of coffee but she sounds like she took an opiate.
Her speaking voice is annoying and unpleasant. She sounds almost like Fran Drescher.
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As a card-carrying member of Team Fran, excuse me while I say...oh no you di'int! :P
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
I read some article on Heatworld (i know...but hey at least it's not Perez) about Madonna's people denying her supposed support for CaCa. I thought MK would pick it up right away.
Anyways. This is quite fitting: a bell-end in a johnny.
OMG-Face seems to have a 10 o'clock shadow.
She supposedly drank 7 cups of coffee but she sounds like she took an opiate.
Her speaking voice is annoying and unpleasant. She sounds almost like Fran Drescher.
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“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” - Gandhi
Enough already!
It could not be more obvious. Lady CaCa is so unattractive, that she had to become a costume of a performer to detract from that nose, those eyes, that horrible asymetrical face.
Thank-you Kokoskitten!!!!!!!
PUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! Yay!
You are an awesome kitteh!
Love,
Mabel
xoxoxoxo!
At this point, it would be far more radical if Gaga showed up to a public event in jeans and a t-shirt.
So sick of Lady GaGa. Elton John wore campy shit but he is a talented artist. Lady GaGa is just shit.
-"Submitted by Wood Dragon on Thu, 02/17/2011 - 12:10pm.
Why do I have the feeling that this asshole will be around forever like dogshit on your shoe."
PLEASE NO!.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
All the plastic and other non-natural fibres/materials she wears makes me suspect her sweat/BO is off the charts.
deb behind bars
Submitted by Sassyfras on Thu, 02/17/2011 - 2:16pm.
And the UN is more interested in pushing condoms than trying to save women from attackers. Less work, and don't have to worry about offending anyone.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 02/17/2011 - 2:01pm.
I'm having all sort of probelms with the D as well. It's slow as shit or won't won't come up at all.
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Me too! I couldn't log onto D a whole afternoon.
Her whole schtick is just exhausting.
I could not imagine anyone having to keep that shit up so often. Countdown to mental snap...
You're welcome! Hope the kids have lotsa fun. Prom can be tough for many. As someone who "discovered" the gay community when I was a senior, this brings back so many memories of my fat high school nerd life lol. The gayberhood pretty much got me out of my shell and dancing, 200 nerdy pounds and all. I was such an outcast, but thanks to places where my gay and lesbian friends gathered, I had more access to a social life and some culture, not to mention fun parties!
OT: That's why I can get pissed off at GaGa-my ass she understands what growing up with the gay community and coming into your own thanks to your gay friends really means. Like she's ever felt like an outsider.
She still has those spiky tumors on her forehead? And tsk-tsk at the flabby stomach hanging over her pants in thumb #3.
about caca head
who the hell in Dlisted posted a link to vigilante website
I hate you, im becoming paranoid
Lady caca is such a an Illuminati puppet according to them, anyways would explain why she sucks and sells outs so fast
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 02/17/2011 - 1:36pm.
<"Submitted by Sassyfras on Thu, 02/17/2011 -
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Most of the data was put together by the WHO World Health Organization under the UN.
okay, I CRY UNCLE!! No mas!! I can't take the pain.
She is no longer a pop star to me, she's a complete bizarro freak. Let her transform herself into a klingon for all I care!! You go with your freaky self!!
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
*kicks server in the shin*
Straighten your shit out or next time it's your balls!
*stomps off in a huff*
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"Second of all, if I lived with a bunch of loud ass kids I'd drink a bottle of wine every night too. And then I'd use that bottle to smoke crack." - MK
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
I'm having all sort of probelms with the D as well. It's slow as shit or won't won't come up at all.
*sigh* I really can't with this trick anymore. She is truly putting the word WHORE in Fame-Whore
"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"
DWM, it's been messed up the past two days, very frustrating
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 02/17/2011 - 1:54pm.
ANyone else having trouble with the D? It's pissing me off.
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You're not alone. I've been kicked off a few times this morn. Most frustrating!
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
— William Goldman
I'm waiting for her "deconstructed" phase to begin where she'll temporarily stop dressing up in these desperate costumes. It feels like every over-the-top pop star does that at some point. Then again, she's not exactly pretty so maybe that's part of her strategy.
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Silly rabbit.
ANyone else having trouble with the D? It's pissing me off.
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"Second of all, if I lived with a bunch of loud ass kids I'd drink a bottle of wine every night too. And then I'd use that bottle to smoke crack." - MK
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
when I see pics of caca, I swear I hear Antoine Dodsons voice in my head saying...you're so dumb, you're just dumb
I cannot fully express how disgusted I am with this ugly pandering attention whore. Words cannot describe the depths of my hate towards it...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
God, please make this punishment stop.
WTF is wrong with this trick? Make her go away. Please!
Oh Gaga, thou annoyest me to no end. Imagine a world where only the truly talented are worshipped. Inflation is all around.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by Noir Easter on Thu, 02/17/2011 - 1:39pm.
3 days in a plastic egg? -bullshit.
Did she piss and shit in there too or was this like Gilligan's Eggshell?
Incubating? -what a tool this asshole is.
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Yep, the "egg" only had enough oxygen for 30 minutes.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/02/exclusive-lady-gagas-egg-s...
Oops double post...I blame the crazy demon that appears to have taken over D-listed today.