QOTD: The Crackhead Leading The Cokehead
Sometimes the thoughts of a crackhead take a while to show up to the launching pad in their brains, which is why Charlie Sheen once again called into The Dan Patrick Show to continue their conversation from yesterday. Charlie had more to say. Charlie swears on his rubber vagina collection that he's never been boozed or high at work. This is a little disturbing to learn since I was under the impression that the only way any of those actors are able to do Two and a Half Men is because they're drunk and high the entire time. The kid included. But I digress.
Since Charlie is a 2-week graduate of his own at-home rehab facility, he felt confident enough to offer some advice to fellow wreck Lindsay Lohan:
"I have some things I think she should consider, cause I don't tell anybody what to do. Work on your impulse control ... just try and think things through a little bit before you do them."
Charlie Sheen should've followed his own advice when Dan Patrick asked him to give some advice to Lindsay Lohan. The fuck. But really, now that we've gotten that shit out of the way, can Dan Patrick please ask Justin Bieber to offer some advice to Kim Jong-il.
via ABC News
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Way to be deliberately obtuse and continue to misconstrue what I've written. Whatev. I'm done and dusted here.
deb behind bars
IMO, the word Hispanic is not interchangeable. Feel free to disagee, honey.
Tigera,
no, you didn't, but you did imply Haitians are Hispanic simply because they are from Hispanola, which is incorrect. Hispanic relates to Spanish language and culture, which does not apply to Haiti. It is not specific only to the island of Hispanola, as others have already said on the thread.
Any dictionary big enough to offer word origin information will clarify this for you.
As for clarifying that Haitians are also not Latino, I simply put that in for reasons of comprehensiveness. The entire reply wasn't to/about you, honey.
deb behind bars
Submitted by jelliebean on Thu, 02/17/2011 - 8:34am.
Charlie and Lindsay out of their tree
S, N, OR, T, I, N, G
First comes the party
Then comes the cops
Then comes both of them in handcuffs
I believe the next line in this popular children's song is "Then comes the inevitable release due to 'overcrowding.'" Lather, rinse repeat.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Ah there you go Lindsay! Your problems are solved. Right? Right. Good.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Roca_Roja - I never said Haitians were latinos. Haitian share and island with Dominicans and that Island was also name Hispanola by Spain.
qoute....from Dirty Whore Mouth
Think things through before you do them eh?
Mainline, smoke or snort?
hilarious quote. actually, Charlie has done all three. he fried his nose and teeth from snorting coke and when you put that shit on your gums in the amounts he was doing it's no wonder his teeth are a mess(hence the gold teeth) i remember it was maybe 15 years ago his dad had him arrested. i think it was one of his ex gf ginger lynn who attested to him shooting coke. coke is definitely his drug of choice. i'm sure then he takes massive amounts of benzos to come down and then when he wakes up he has a toot!!(shortly after that he began his sucessful tv career which in a way i thought was a downgrade from his movies which i enjoyed. loved wall street, ferris bueller ( jail scene classic), platoon, hot shots, the baseball movies, the one he made with nastassja kinksi, however, i think he likes his tv gig. it damn sure pays well and he will get residuals. homeboy has to pay 100 thousand a month in child support to two baby mamas. why does he keep getting married? my thing is , having down coke and having a cokey phase in the late eighties for a year or two, is how do you do that crap everyday and not want to kill yourself. it fries your endorphins and you feel despondent as hell coming off of it. i have vague memories of coke parties and the damn sun coming up and running out of coke. i can't believe i even ever did the stuff. sorry rant over. jmo! thanks for making me laugh with your great quote. dlisted has the best comments! love all dlisters even britscoming back( where ru btw?
Charlie and Lindsay out of their tree
S, N, OR, T, I, N, G
First comes the party
Then comes the cops
Then comes both of them in handcuffs
Even the US government has trouble defining Hispanic origin (from Wikipedia):
The 1970 Census was the first time that a "Hispanic" identifier was used and data collected with the question. The definition of "Hispanic" has been modified in each successive census. The 2000 Census asked if the person was "Spanish/Hispanic/Latino".[11]
The U.S. Office of Management and Budget currently defines "Hispanic or Latino" as "a person of Mexican, Puerto Rican, Cuban, South or Central American, or other Spanish culture or origin, regardless of race".[12] The U.S. Department of Transportation defines Hispanic to include, "persons of Mexican, Puerto Rican, Cuban, Dominican, Central or South American, or others Spanish or Portuguese culture or origin, regardless of race."[13] This definition has been adopted by the Small Business Administration as well as many federal, state, and municipal agencies for the purposes of awarding government contracts to minority owned businesses. Still, other government agencies adopt definitions that exclude people from Spain, since there is a distinct ethnic difference (indigenous American or European American). Some others include people from Brazil, but not Spain or Portugal. The U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission encourages any individual who believes that he or she is Hispanic according to the U.S. Office of Management and Budget definition (any Spanish culture or origin) to self-identify as Hispanic.[14] The United States Department of Labor - Office of Federal Contract Compliance Programs encourages the same self-identification.[15] As a result, any individual who traces his or her origins to part of the Spanish Empire may self-identify as Hispanic, because an employer may not override an individual's self-identification.[16]
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 8:12pm.
Submitted by Roca_Roja on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 7:57pm.
Actually, my brother is. (Yes, it's complicated.)
Oh, and whoever said that Hispanics only come from the island of Hispanola ... no. A little knowledge of etymology will clarify that for you. Additionally, I don't know a single Haitian who would identify as Hispanic/Latino, particularly given the history of their country w/r/t the DR. Their colonial culture is French.
deb behind bars
His arrogance gives me the "impulse" to kick him in the throat.
Ever since he's gotten busted, he's been acting this side of butthurt with his sarcastic-albeit-trite comebacks, rationalizations, excuses, and refusal to change or get help. If anyone thinks that Charlie Sheen's "candor" actually has more to do with getting help than it's about trying to justify himself, they're delusional. Frankly, anyone who relies on drugs in order to establish a sense of identity and "be themselves" is either full of shit or just plain pathetic, especially with the one major role in his life being a father. There's a significant piece of your identity.
I've noticed how Charlie Sheen really goes out of his way to avoid saying anything about ever planning to grow the fuck up and put down the crackpipe.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Centy:
Here's Charlie's mom, Janet Sheetn.
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/X7YdCw-Otht/2004+Primetime+Emmy+Awards+Ar...
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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What Charlie Sheen means is not to stop abusing drugs but to "think it through" how to not get caught, poorly, because he gets busted every time. You're doing it wrong.
I'd be impressed if he said something like "get the sociopathic behavior and the drugs out of your system before you queef out a litter".
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
It really helps to read shit like this when you're wasted.
You know what the Bible says about the blind leading the blind? DUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by Tigera on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 11:08pm.
Centaurious, relax - perhaps I came off a little aggressive but your taking this way too personal.
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Tigera, no worries!
I am very relaxed and am not annoyed at your comments, merely aware.
However, unless you can tell me who else you were referring to when you referenced "dumb ho's," I am going to assume you meant me, which is fine.
Having said that, I do not suffer passive aggressive fools gladly and while you are free to call me anything you like, I will surely call you out on it!
I hope this ends this particular conversation.
I hope we might have a more pleasant convo in the future.
No hard feelings.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
I kinda hate that they compare Lindsey to Charlie Sheen. She's much younger and actually might redeem herself. Sheen on the other hand, has been an abusive, infantile drug addict for decades, he either needs to be in therapy the rest of his life to deal with all the brain damage or he'll continue to be a useless asshole.
Centaurious, relax - perhaps I came off a little aggressive but your taking this way too personal.
Submitted by Tigera on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 10:56pm.
Centaurious, first off I wasn't calling you a dumb ho...But if you took it personal...
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I started the converstation about Charlie's ethnicity, therefore I took responsibility for it, and thought perhaps you were referring to me.
I responded.
When I got no response, I figured you either weren't referring to me, or you were off Dlisted.
When you responded to becky, it became clear to me that you had ignored my post and that perhaps I was the "dumb ho" you were referring to.
Which is fine.
You have a right to your opinion. I just find it disheartening because I very much did enjoy your information and you seem like an intelligent person.
The fact that you lowered yourself to the extent of referring to garden equipment...well, class will tell...
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
Centaurious, first off I wasn't calling you a dumb ho...But if you took it personal...
Lindsay needs to understand that she either needs to resign herself to doing porn for the rest of her life, or get straight, go to acting classes, get away from ALL publicity, AND THEN emerge with a short haircut, different color, no Long Island mall clothes, etc.
The only way she can come back is if she COMPLETELY makes herself over, into a different person, inside and out.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
Submitted by Tigera on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 10:46pm.
Thanks becky n sydney!
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Tigera, I thank you as well for your info, it was interesting and helpful.
However, was the "dumb ho's" comment really necessary?
If you are interested in educating people on Dlisted or anywhere else, positive reinforcement has been proven to be the way to go.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
Thanks becky n sydney!
I didn't join in the Latino/Hispanic chat but I found it interesting - and rather complicated! Thanx for the info to all involved. :)
Submitted by Tigera on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 10:30pm.
If I was born in Africa, but came to America via Australia, am I considered Australian? Same fucking argument with Charlie's background...We have some dumb hoes on the D...
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Did I say something wrong, or are you referring to someone else?
I was interested in Charlie's ethnic background.
Of course he is an American.
As am I, although my ancestors came from different countries, as did his.
If you are calling someone else a dumb ho, please feel free! :)
And I am too lazy to look shit up tonight, maybe tomorrow I'll be more in the mood.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
If I was born in Africa, but came to America via Australia, am I considered Australian? Same fucking argument with Charlie's background...We have some dumb hoes on the D...
Most of these issues are easily answered with minimal online or book research. "Hispanic," for example, comes from Latin (Hispanicus), not Hispaniola. It's easy to assert stuff, but it's better to look into it first.
How we got here on a Sheen/Lohan thread is not clear. Maybe the nearing full moon?
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 9:24pm.
Oh Lord, these two MUST hook up. Whitney and Bobby 2.0. I want.
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I totally agree. If these two hooked up, we could kill two turds with one rock.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
That is kinda funny that people say his ancestors are Cuban, because I was initially going to say he looked like a young Fidel Castro without the beard!
Thanks for the history lesson, everyone. :)
Also, I need to see a pic of Charlie's mom. Does she exist? Martin Sheen looks as Irish as Paddy's Pig. He does not look Hispanic, imo.
What does she look like?
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
The word hispanic comes from the word HISPANOLA which refers to the island of Hispanola. The only two countries that should be considered hispanic are The Dominican republic and Haiti. Dominicans are also latinos because the country was the first colony of Spain. Countries that gain their independence from Spain are Latin American countries.
Oh Lord, these two MUST hook up. Whitney and Bobby 2.0. I want.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
oh lawd...did he really say that?
no me jodas!
why haven't these 2 connected yet? they're soulmates...
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i lift things up and put them down...
What a waste 'o carbon, both their asses.
Someone should tell him to stop while he still has a show to go back to. I can't believe it's still on anyway.
http://soundcloud.com/burning_plastic
http://twitter.com/#!/burning_plastic
You know what, screw Charlie Sheen. I'm going to go stare at a photo of the WWE's Wade Barrett for the next hour. *sigh*
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 8:16pm.
It's the smugness that irks. He has no sense of responsibility or accountability. People have been killed to make that crap he shoves up his nose.
I hate him a little more with each interview (I never was a fan but I think the last movie I liked him in was in the 80's). He doesn't even have the courtesy to PRETEND to take this seriously. He thinks he is hilarious and its basically a big FUCK YOU to the entire galaxy. I mean when the producer of your show basically says after every episode "I hate you Charlie, I will be pissed off if you live longer than me" you might want to reign it in just a bit.
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/02/if_charlie_sheen_outlives_h...
Submitted by Roca_Roja on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 7:57pm.
The Estevezes are originally Spanish but came to the US through Cuba.
You're Cubana, I guess...
They are both fluent in rehab and jail. I dare them to step foot in a gym or a Whole Foods.
Martin Sheen's mother was from Ireland and his father from Spain. Now I know more than I did before...now.
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Bye bye mein Bieber hair
Farewell mein Bieber hair
It was a fine affair,
But now it's over.
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 8:05pm.
LOL! The sooner the better!
But of course! This is how I make all my decisions: I say to myself, what would a crackhead do?
Thank you Count Cracula!
Hai Manimal! :) Can you imagine if these two actually became friends?? WonderCrack powers...activate! Form of...a fat rock! Shape of...a lighter!
crack + coke= croak.
I guess it is important to think things through before you terrorize someone so bad that she had to lock herself in a bathroom because you mistakenly thought she copped your rolex. Yes, absolutely!
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 7:49pm.
Submitted by Tigera on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 7:45pm.
The Sheens are not latinos, they are europeans of SPANISH descent. To be latino requires that you lineage come from Latin America.
Via Cuba.
Not Latino - but still Hispanic, as are Latinos. Yes, a little confusing.
Is that "Via Cuba" as in coming from Cuba, or "Viva Cuba"? (Not trying to be pedantic. Just agreeing if it is "Viva Cuba.")
deb behind bars
Charlie Sheen + Lindsay Lohan + Coke binge = GOLD
i cant wait for it to happen.
Submitted by Tigera on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 7:45pm.
The Sheens are not latinos, they are europeans of SPANISH descent. To be latino requires that you lineage come from Latin America.
Via Cuba.
The Sheens are not latinos, they are europeans of SPANISH descent. To be latino requires that you lineage come from Latin America.