Open Post: Hosted By The Lindsay Lohan Of Cats
This thieving puss right here... Meet Dusty, a cat burglar in the literal sense, who will snatch your swim panties off your clothesline in the dead of night and drag them back to his lair. Dusty isn't just a casual snatcher either. Dusty's unofficial crime record contains at least 600 robberies including 11 in one night. The residents of Dusty's San Mateo, CA neighborhood say that he's taken everything from a pair of Converse to stuffed animals, but his paws get extra sticky for worn swimsuits. Perverted ass pussy.
Even though Dusty looks like he's been sprayed in the face with mace one too many times, his neighbors haven't done anything about his thieving ways. Whenever something goes missing, they just stroll on over to Dusty's lost and snatched pile. You know, I've said it once and I'll say it again, never trust a pussy with Andy Cohen eyes.
(Thanks to Ed for sending this in)
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 02/17/2011 - 6:15am.
Sorry you're feeling like that :(
When did this start?
I found my stupid phone.
Still nothing from my asshole "friends", so I started deleting them from my contacts. This is ridiculous.
I'm sick of the phone ringing and it's only the bank harassing me for money I don't owe. I'm sick of nobody texting me. I'm sick of checking my E-mail and the only E-mails I get from my friends are phished by spammers. I can't win.
I know it sounds petty, but try having no-one to talk to (not counting immediate family) for almost two months, and it's really unhealthy for me. My friends just don't give a fuck. I'm done. I've been putting 95% of my effort into my relationships and they don't even bother. I hope they feel great.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
*Waves to Queenie*
Your note to the Applebee's host was hilarious.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 11:08pm.
wOOT! Where iz everybody! i should be in bed sleeping. fucking work is shit. The ex is writig delusional emails and txting and I can't sleep and need to damn shower. And who the fk types posts up fkig 3 times>??>? me! is who! oh fk whatever.
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(((HUGS CAPS))) Is it wrong that your description above made me picture you partying with Charlie Sheen? LOL. Sorry to hear you're going through a hard time, tho, I hope it straightens out soon. If things get really tough, just keep repeating "At least I'm not a Lohan...At least I'm not a Lohan". Anything is better then that.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 11:08pm.
wOOT! Where iz everybody! i should be in bed sleeping. fucking work is shit. The ex is writig delusional emails and txting and I can't sleep and need to damn shower. And who the fk types posts up fkig 3 times>??>? me! is who! oh fk whatever.
Happy Thursday (APPRECIATE THE SHOUT DCAUSE IT HAD TO BE TTPED MANY TIMES_
k, hOPE all is well for all. 'night all~ huugsgs!
WHere's Mercury?? or charlie? ugh. 'night; til next time, right/
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Cappy! Of course I'm getting ready to hit the hay (LONg day braining)
Tell OMP to FOAD. Fucker I'm so angry I'll kick his AZZ.
Night all and hugs - I'm WIPED!!!!!!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
sorry aLL, i just quick read my last post abd obvs, i had a bit o'exgtra vino. just a fkd day all around. the usual. 'night. miss yyou snarks.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
wOOT! Where iz everybody! i should be in bed sleeping. fucking work is shit. The ex is writig delusional emails and txting and I can't sleep and need to damn shower. And who the fk types posts up fkig 3 times>??>? me! is who! oh fk whatever.
Happy Thursday (APPRECIATE THE SHOUT DCAUSE IT HAD TO BE TTPED MANY TIMES_
k, hOPE all is well for all. 'night all~ huugsgs!
WHere's Mercury?? or charlie? ugh. 'night; til next time, right/
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Submitted by tojo on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 8:57pm.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 3:51pm.
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Big Fish Games like Msytery Case Files - Ravenhearst, Mystery Case Files - Dire Grove, where you go into a room and you have a list of items you have to find by left clicking on them.
FUCKIN' ADDICTIVE I TELL YOU!!!!!!
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YES!!!<3<3
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I finally beat Hollywood: The Director's Cut.
MUST. GET. MORE. GAMES.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by Hello_Kitty on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 8:31pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 4:51pm.
I am late to the party, but WTF is going on here? I do not understand some of these posts. I feel like I am in China and don't speak the language.
Close. A language without a country. Methanese. Have you had yours today?
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Uh, that would be a negative on the "Methanese".
Ahhh, my confusion still lingers.
As for Jana and her heating system going out and having to go to a hotel. I am shocked the temperature drop would bother you, being the cold hearted bitch that you are. It takes a cold hearted bitch wishing death upon others on dlisted.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 8:21pm.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 8:13pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 6:42pm.
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Sorry, pervy, but the sales reps meet one-on-one with each customer for discretion's sake.
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*applies to be a sales rep*
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You always find the loophole, don't you, Mr. Clever Trousers?
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
cool sorry im not in AR. Where are you guys playing?
I have to stop watching Mystery Diagnosis before I crush the TV with a bigger, heavier TV. What kind of dimwit waits THREE WEEKS before they take their just-born infant person to the doctor because it is *completely* incapable of holding down ANY FOOD? I can't with these idiots. They don't deserve to live.
And what moron asstard doctor *misses* Hodgkin's lymphoma and tells the patient she should see a psychiatrist?? As soon as she said she was coughing, losing weight, having night sweats, and… wait for it… ITCHING, I'm pretty sure my cat guessed what it was, and he doesn't even wear glasses. I'm so glad I don't live in Whereverthebumfuck Bullshitland, and have access to decent medical care.
*breathes into paper bag*
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"Oh, no, brotha, ah can't dance wit chu!"
babyruth:
Brantley Gilbreth
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Jack cool, i work at a media company but i am on the finance side. What band is it?
this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCsyA4DHwHE
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 3:51pm.
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Big Fish Games like Msytery Case Files - Ravenhearst, Mystery Case Files - Dire Grove, where you go into a room and you have a list of items you have to find by left clicking on them.
FUCKIN' ADDICTIVE I TELL YOU!!!!!!
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YES!!!<3<3
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...the end
Sweetas - 10-4. :D
babyruth - music style is "red dirt"
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Don't cancel!! Imma work on it!! And either way, you'll have fun. ♥
jack what kind of music?
*cancels ticket reservation*
*screams to the ocean*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Aw Jacko...stupid long distance stuff, y'know!! GAH!!! I'll see what I can do... :D
Sweetas - Brantley Gilbreth... and YES! My friend and his GF are going and was thinking about heading up with them... :D
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Dear Trivia Host At Crapplebee's:
Thank you for blasting your shit music and giving my old man one more thing to bitch about. Appreciate it!!!!
Love,
QBK
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Who's playing Jacko? You going solo? I know, I'm like a cop wif all these questions lol
Ahahahahaa!! I just wanted to make it CLEAR that Ms. Ethridge was not invited to our soiree! The ghey is fine, the face...not so much. :D
Oh and yeah, I've noticed that the trolls have infiltrated, AGAIN. Back under your bridge, bitches!!
my heating system has just dropped dead on my ass. I have to go to a hotel to sleep over tonight. Ugh.
Sweetass - are you going to George's Sat night?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 8:27pm.
Actually, just drop the box at the door sweetie and hit tha bricks!
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man, if I only had a nickel for all the times I've.... nevermind!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 4:51pm.
I am late to the party, but WTF is going on here? I do not understand some of these posts. I feel like I am in China and don't speak the language.
Close. A language without a country. Methanese. Have you had yours today?
LMFAO @ Snowy being the Keeper of the Cone! We need Melissa Ethridge and her box of dicks up in here. Actually, just drop the box at the door sweetie and hit tha bricks!
You guys are crazy!
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"JUST PUT IT IN GODDAMMIT!!!"
-Me, according to Jack
snowy's got THIS! all she needs to do is stand up and WAH.LAH., the cone!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 8:13pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 6:42pm.
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Sorry, pervy, but the sales reps meet one-on-one with each customer for discretion's sake.
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*applies to be a sales rep*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
;) Hope you brought the cone!! For snowy I mean, of course! That girl is INSATIABLE!! lolol
OMG LMMFAO!!!
*swiftly picks up empty pizza boxes and beer cans*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
snowy and I would like to formally announce our acceptance of Jack's party invitation.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 6:42pm.
LOL, Momus... to be honest, I would go to a dildo party if invited... just to see who ordered what... who's the freakiest... who obviously needs the most "attention" based on quantities purchased, etc... it's actually rather a good idea.
*books dildo party and sends invitations to hot, single chicks* lol
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Sorry, pervy, but the sales reps meet one-on-one with each customer for discretion's sake.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
San Mateo, CA makes the DListed map!
Holla!
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"Avoid crack. Unless you can manage it socially" -Charlie Sheen
uhhhh, no.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 6:42pm.
LOL, Momus... to be honest, I would go to a dildo party if invited... just to see who ordered what... who's the freakiest... who obviously needs the most "attention" based on quantities purchased, etc... it's actually rather a good idea.
*books dildo party and sends invitations to hot, single chicks* lol
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Enjoy. Will you play "product-testing" games?
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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After Sienna Miller and Angie-Ho, are any of us really surprised by a hot pussy who steals things?
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
is a cone a new dildo I should know about?
Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 4:01pm.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 3:56pm.
GTL Exactly. can't they buy a toy to take care of that like everyone else.
Speaking of.. I need a new one.. broke mine.
That cone looks too difficult to hide.
Mine rusted. I had a horney now a sadz.
haha koko
she is not my girl so there was no need for valentine gift.
Ugh brutal day at work. I need to mainline something STAT. That cat is adorable.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Submitted by babyruthnotdookie on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 6:54pm.
Jack
Yes i am dude. A girl invited me to the party and there will be male and females there. She told me to get something for her that she wants mne to see her use?
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You could have killed two birds with one stone and given her a valentine's day dildo. Problem from the other day solved.
Jack
Yes i am dude. A girl invited me to the party and there will be male and females there. She told me to get something for her that she wants mne to see her use?
Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 5:12pm.
73 degrees and sunny in Dallas today....
58 Degrees & Holding in wine cellar....
*die's*
*kicks away beer cans and wine bottles*
*lets pets and kids out of closet*
WHO FOCKED UP THIS PLACE!!
(Wellcome back, Bowchicka, u have bin misse'd).
Ghetto golddigga, you passed on cold just by the power of suggestions. (insert madface emoti here).
LOL, Momus... to be honest, I would go to a dildo party if invited... just to see who ordered what... who's the freakiest... who obviously needs the most "attention" based on quantities purchased, etc... it's actually rather a good idea.
*books dildo party and sends invitations to hot, single chicks* lol
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH