RiRi Shuts Down Ryan Phillippe
Ryan Phillippe probably thinks he still has the Cruel Intentions stuff that makes vaginas blow their panty covers off, but he learned the soft way that not all tricks are licking their pussy lips when he licks his face lips. Ryan is supposedly touching nipples with that Amanda Seyfried girl, but she was the last thing on his mind at Gucci's pre-Grammy party at SoHo House in L.A. on Saturday night. A nosy witness bitch tells UsWeekly that Ryan slid up to Rihannie and tried to get her to practice her erotic chicken dance moves on his crotch, but she straight up yawned in his face. RiRi let him know that she'd rather hug a pillow than hug his dick. From UsWeekly:
"He said something to the effect of, 'What are you doing tonight?' and she signaled 'sleep,'" a witness tells the new Us Weekly. "She was trying to be polite, but she was genuinely not interested. When a couple of her friends came up to join the conversation, he just walked away." The actor, 36, had more luck later that night, when he was seen leaving a house party with a pretty brunette.
If Ryan asked me what I was doing later, I'd open my mouth but it wouldn't be to yawn. For real. But seriously, what is it with Ryan getting hard for chicks that look like they just fell out of an episodes of The Simpsons? Amanda is like a blonde Jessica Lovejoy and we already know that RiRi is the Barbadian Sideshow Bob. If you want to get down Ryan's chonies, just tape a Moe the Bartender mask to your butt or tell him that you've got a (NSFL) Homer Simpson tattoo on your snatch.
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I don't believe this mess. I have never seen Ryan Phillipe with anything other than a blonde. He's in his mid to late 30's and KNOWS that line is lame as shit.
It's funny to me that when "Mean Girls" came out, everyone thought it was Lindsay Lohan being made into a star when Rachel McAdams and Amanda Seyfried are the ones (of the "plastics") whose careers really took off from that point.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
I watched that letters from juliet movie on the plane... would never watch that otherwise.
I came away thinking Sigfried is a serious talent and incredibly beautiful. I liked her.
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"understand that a slow red panda who nibbles pickles and does somersaults in the middle of a dancefloor is entertaining to a 7-year-old... " MK.
Everyone dumps on this poor Amanda Seyfried girl, but I think she's one of the more promising of the young actresses by far. I don't like any of those depressing love stories she happens to star in all of the time, but it's nice to see that an actress under the age of 25 who isn't in C-grade horror films or, god forbid, shows on the CW.
"Jennifer's Body" was a horrible choice and should've never even been created but she managed to redeem herself from that waste of celluloid as well.
She's got an impish beauty, but I hate referring to that kind of beautiful as "different" because I find it patronizing. She doesn't even look well matched with Ryan Philippe because she seems more romantic whereas he just can't manage to shake off that womanizer vibe. I don't understand why Ryan Philippe insists on courting these innocent, all-American chicks when he apparently can't keep his dick in his pants. I mean, just don't date.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Who the fuck is Ryan Philippines?? Oh that's right he was married to Reese Witherspoon. That guy still around? Didn't he cheat on Reese?
and its in Chelsea which kind of worries me
hah its a sex toy party. Is it lame if i bring a dildo? should i be more crazy
Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 7:33pm.
LMAO!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 7:32pm.
Lol! So, where's this dildo party at OP taking place?
*clears schedule*
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"JUST PUT IT IN GODDAMMIT!!!"
-Me, according to Jack
Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 5:48pm.
LOL *points to your siggie* ;)
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
In my eyes she's a whore who was lucky enough not to be forced to work as one. Sorry, I can't change it - you can give me a list with all of her platinum stuff and whatnot, it still wouldn't change. And no, I don't like Chris Brown either.
Btw: I'm a hamburger, as an addition to the "barbarian" discussion ;)
He's a slutwhore, but I'd bang him 'till his dick fell off.
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"JUST PUT IT IN GODDAMMIT!!!"
-Me, according to Jack
He seems like a real douche.
Submitted by mharker on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 4:08pm.
What if you're from Baja?
Baja Californian.
I think people from Barbados (and this includes others) should decide how they are defined.
Why am I jumping into this?
Back to "People's Court."
Submitted by Jeanneee on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 3:26pm.
A person from Barbados is Bajan.
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What if you're from Baja?
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Silly rabbit.
When Amanda Seyfried was in Jennifer's Body (yes, I saw that mess), I thought she had a refreshingly normal build.
Now she's gone all scary thin like the rest of them. (Or maybe she just got "Hollywood fat" to be the ugly friend in JB.)
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Whamo - LMMFAO, I'm sorry you couldn't see those live performances on mute heehee
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by RasKimmie on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 1:32pm.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 1:18pm.
Submitted by RasKimmie on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 1:11pm.
MK, normally I am more than down with any fuckery that comes out of your piehole, but Barbadian? Love of God. A person from Barbados is Bajan. Never do that again.
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Barbadian and Bajan are both perfectly acceptable terms for a person from Barbados.
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Just because it's in the dictionary doesn't make it a fuckin word. Jiggy is in the dictionary, don't make it right. It's made up bullshit.
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All words started out as "made up bullshit." Human language wasn't handed down from the Almighty as a prefab set, OK? We made it all up as we went along. Deal with it.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
I literally had water shoot out of my nose when I read this:
@Kerfuffles Always a cheater, I see. For once, TEAM IT CLOWN, I mean, RIRI.
Does Ri-tard realize her fake ass wig looks like a mop? Oh well. If that's the only way she can get attention....
wait till Homey gets a five-o-clock shadow .. then a full beard .. that'll be huh-larious!!
What disturbs me about Rihanna is that she has a baby face which she accessorizes with dressing and acting like she is a tranny dominatrix prostitute from Mars. Also, because she looks like she's as smart as a bag of rocks. Really, really dumb rocks.
Ryan Phillippe was one of the quickest celeb crushes I've ever had. He did naughty things for me in "I Know What You Did Last Summer," then another film of his came out, I realized he had the acting chops of styrofoam or Nic Cage, he married Reese and I forgot he inhabited the planet.
Point is, Ryan, you may still be able to get waitresses who want to be actresses, but don't aim for anybody above C status because you haven't been relevant in a decade.
Submitted by gransal on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 1:33pm.
either barbadian or bajan are both fine to use
Yes, but Bajan is the informal form. Just be happy you're not a Bangkokian.
Who the hell gets Homer tattooed on their snatch? Homer isn't pleased.
OMG!! That's a crazy tat!
Submitted by RasKimmie on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 1:11pm.
MK, normally I am more than down with any fuckery that comes out of your piehole, but Barbadian? Love of God. A person from Barbados is Bajan. Never do that again.
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umm yes it is...... either barbadian or bajan are both fine to use
Submitted by Jeanneee on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 1:18pm.
Submitted by RasKimmie on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 1:11pm.
MK, normally I am more than down with any fuckery that comes out of your piehole, but Barbadian? Love of God. A person from Barbados is Bajan. Never do that again.
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Barbadian and Bajan are both perfectly acceptable terms for a person from Barbados.
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Just because it's in the dictionary doesn't make it a fuckin word. Jiggy is in the dictionary, don't make it right. It's made up bullshit.
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Funny how they always seem to land butter side down.
Robin Rihanna needs an older dude with substantial equipment.
I hate RiRi, and bitch can't sing live at all.
Submitted by RasKimmie on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 1:11pm.
MK, normally I am more than down with any fuckery that comes out of your piehole, but Barbadian? Love of God. A person from Barbados is Bajan. Never do that again.
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Barbadian and Bajan are both perfectly acceptable terms for a person from Barbados.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
MK, normally I am more than down with any fuckery that comes out of your piehole, but Barbadian? Love of God. A person from Barbados is Bajan. Never do that again.
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Funny how they always seem to land butter side down.
She's not a whore, but she plays one in her music.
Perhaps he shouldn't have cut right to the chase like that. Damn, offer to take a bitch out on the town first. Geez!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Submitted by Sookie on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 12:53pm.
I'd never actually listened to RihAnnie 'sing' live and now I'm HORRIFIED that I did. Another 1 that should S T F U n just do porn already.
*absofuckenlutely disgusted*
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I've seen her twice now in "live performances and the only thing she lacks is a stripper pole. I though the same thing when I saw her. Her performances are nothing more than dry humping, air banging, crotch stroking, peeler moves.....she does have one hell of an nice ass though. lol
I'd still hit it. *hangs head in shame*
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"When people ask me what I am, I just tell them I'm 100% cunt slut." - MK, 2/8/11
I could never turn doen Ryan Phillipe, if he'd ask me what i'm doing tonight, i'd be like "YOU"
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that tat...gah! lol @ fishsticksfan & jack tho. so true. & the expression on that guy's face is priceless.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
jack LMAO!!
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Bwahahahahah!!! That tattoo is hilarious but please tell me it's not permanent...
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 12:53pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 12:46pm.
first time I've found Homer Simpson attractive... *shrugs*
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Even if your gettting a beej from homer simultaneously as you fuck her?
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*thinks* hmmm... nope, wouldn't bother me.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
"NSFL," does that = Not Suitable for LIFE???
HIL-arious! That tattoo is very, very disturbing, lol
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 12:46pm.
first time I've found Homer Simpson attractive... *shrugs*
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Even if you're getting a beej from homer simultaneously as you fuck her?
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
I'd never actually listened to RihAnnie 'sing' live and now I'm HORRIFIED that I did. Another 1 that should S T F U n just do porn already.
*absofuckenlutely disgusted*
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
hahahahahhaahah that tat!!!
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
For you, Ryan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo
When will I ever learn to not click M.K.'s NSFW or NSFL links? The only thing that I can say about the Homer Simpson vaginal tattoo is that it's not as bad as the link that showed a guy fellating a dolphin.
I don't really believe this one, because we've only ever seen him date blonds. Also, Rhianna looks like a chihuahua with clown hair.
"Young Ryan Phillipe would have been great as Edward in Twilight"
totally agree, he would have made a much better Edward because he actually is attractive and a pretty good actor, him or Jordan Catalano
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 12:39pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 12:34pm.
I get Ryan Philippe and Jonathan Rhys-Meyers mixed up in my head. They don't look that much alike, but they have the same vibe to me.
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I'm the same way with Neve Campbell and Selma Blair. They may as well be one person as far as I'm concerned.
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CZJ and Selma Hayek are the same person to me. I can't tell them apart.
Submitted by cake coke and cock on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 12:17pm.
I believe it's safe to say RiRi hasn't had a hit since Chris Brown.
hahahaha