Halle Berry And Gabriel Aubry Have Put Down Their Shanks
The "He said ('she's a jealous bitch with the middle name CRAZY'), She said ('he's a racist child abuser')" battle between Gabriel Aubry and Halle Berry has been put to bed for now. It all started when Halle issued a statement saying that she didn't trust her daughter Nahla around Gabriel. Then an explosion of messy shit flew all over the place and "unnamed sources" from each side put their fightin' words on stage. But now Radar is saying Halle and Gabriel have both cooled their overheated anuses in a punch bowl full of ice cubes and have agreed to act like reasonable adults.
Another one of those unnamed sources tells Radar that Halle realized that the only mess she wants to be known for creating is Catwoman, so she will not try to get sole physical custody of Nahla and is going to try to play as nice as possible from now on. Halle and Gabriel are now speaking to each other instead putting on their "unnamed source" masks and talking to the media. The source went on to say, "Gabriel and Halle even resumed talking again last week, and it seems that Halle is going to be making it easier for Gabriel to spend time with Nahla, which has been a sticking point between the two up till now. Hopefully this is the start of the two of them being able to form some kind of workable co-parenting relationship for the sake of their daughter. Halle is determined to do whatever is best for Nahla."
This sucks for those of us who lick on messy drama like it's covered in penis veins, but this is good news for Nahla who was thisclose to getting snatched by Zazu and taken to the pride lands to be raised by some sensible hos for a change. Oh, well. At least we can always count on Mad Mel and OctoSana to keep the fuckery levels high.
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Submitted by Sookie on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 11:09am.
This dumb twat .... *rolls eyes* ... I wish she was crazy enough to kill herself.
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Sadly I think she is that crazy and would take Nahla with her too. Remember, she had her dogs in the car with her when she tried killing herself last time.
I bet even Britney Spears called Halle and told her things had gotten out of hand.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 5:48pm.
Halle didn't win anything. Gabriel wasn't trying to block her from going to New York. He lives in New York. Honestly, Halle's people are getting stupider and stupider.
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Oh, they basically said Aubry never did anything to stop her from going to NYC, and she brought this into court. She was the one that let it leak that she passed on this role to prepare for a fight in court in general for Nahla, then all of a sudden she has a YEARNING to go do THIS movie, and wants back in, and needs to go RIGHT NOW.
This was a power move, so that she still maintains control over when he sees his daughter, while her lawyers think of a game plan.
Oh, please. They're not pulling back because they care about Nahla and want to behave like sane grown ups. They're pulling back because Halle's peeps have finally drummed it into her thick skull that this behavior was hurting her reputation and that in turn is hurting her bank book. Nothing more, nothing less.
Looks like some of her people told her to STFU. I think she's only keeping up a pretense of compromise, and that she's only laying low for now. She'll be back, and she will continue to fight him for sole custody. Whatever. She's a fucking bitch for doing this to him and to Nahla.
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This pic has too much Halle and too much clothing.
Halle didn't win anything. Gabriel wasn't trying to block her from going to New York. He lives in New York. Honestly, Halle's people are getting stupider and stupider.
Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 4:16pm.
TMZ is saying this was over Halle's wanting (NEEDING) to go to NYC (and taking Nahla) to film "New Year's Eve," and Aubry trying to block her until custody is settled.
Berry won. She can take their daughter, and she will be give another role in the movie, since the one she originally "sacrificed" to fight this battle went to Katherine Heigl.
Aubry withdrew his PUBLIC petition for custody, to file a PRIVATE one.
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of course she won that round....GA isn't on the birth certificate which means he has no say and thats why hes filing paternity. what a cunt face.
I so don't give a fuck.
TMZ is saying this was over Halle's wanting (NEEDING) to go to NYC (and taking Nahla) to film "New Year's Eve," and Aubry trying to block her until custody is settled.
Berry won. She can take their daughter, and she will be give another role in the movie, since the one she originally "sacrificed" to fight this battle went to Katherine Heigl.
Aubry withdrew his PUBLIC petition for custody, to file a PRIVATE one.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 1:17pm.
Now TMZ is saying there custody battle has "intensified" and Halle is in court right now speaking with the judge...which rumor is right ??
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TMZ lies so bad. It's a regular court thing and Halle is trying to spin it in her favour. She's got serious issues.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 1:17pm.
Now TMZ is saying there custody battle has "intensified" and Halle is in court right now speaking with the judge...which rumor is right ??
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Could be both.
The custody battle is still on (I don't think either one would just back down without SOMETHING being legalized, or this will kick back up again in a few months, tops).
But a gag order will be put in place.
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 11:50am.
In the BAPS movie, Warren Betty says to her, you know u my nigger.
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That means absolutely nothing. I get your point about her actual boyfriends, but a fictional character delivering dialogue is not evidence.
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Silly rabbit.
Are there nude photos of gorgeous homosexual gabriel?
In other words, her PR people warned her not to pull a Cruise and tank her carerr arny more than it is.
Meh.
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I hope the judge takes custody away from her and grants her supervised visitation.
She is an evil anal fistula.
Now TMZ is saying there custody battle has "intensified" and Halle is in court right now speaking with the judge...which rumor is right ??
Submitted by madam s.: "Please. Halle will be bringing the crazy again (publicly) soon enough. I'm sure it never stops behind the scenes. That Gabriel dude was an idiot to have a kid with her... he's doomed to deal with her insanity for a long time to come."
People never seem to understand that. You're tied to your kid's other parent for AT LEAST 18 years. That's not counting weddings and holidays and future grandchildren and shit.
Choose wisely!
I know a dumb bitch who is overly picky about the guys she dates and bases it on what their kids might look like. As if that's predictable. Or even important. *sigh*
Halle's publicist, mother, or whatever few friends she's bought probably checked out the blogs and warned her to cool it because no one was believing her shitty accusations against Aubry. Also, weren't there rumors that Aubry had a recording of her rants over the phone? Yeah, I am more willing to believe that he has the goods on her and she chose to stop this charade because it backfired and Aubry had more info that could ruin her if he were to ever release them or give a tell all interview.
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I'm glad they put their cuntfaces away for Nahla's sake.
I know it's pathetic to love a celebrity baby but she is the cuteness!
If there wasn't a child involved in this clusterfuck I really would have loved to see "the media" go to town with this shit, and put her ass out there.
Halle and Gabriel are now speaking to each other instead of putting on their "unnamed source" masks and talking to the media.
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Please. Halle will be bringing the crazy again (publicly) soon enough. I'm sure it never stops behind the scenes. That Gabriel dude was an idiot to have a kid with her... he's doomed to deal with her insanity for a long time to come.
dude didn't have a beef to begin with other than her being a raging insecure bitch...a person, even a long suffering one, can take so much of that shit and NO MORE.
glad someone put his foot upside her (proverbial, not literal) ass.
She used this hot piece for stud and thought that once she'd had her fill, she would be able to send him trotting away whenever she chose. Bitch found out otherwise. The man doesn't want or need her money; he wants time with his daughter. And it's funny how during the five years they were together, she had nothing but GOOD things to say about him, including how he was a wonderful father.
I think he got tired of her crazy, dumped her, and went along with her plan to announce that it was all mutual. Then when it looked like he might actually get joint custody and she would NOT BE IN CONTROLLLLLLLLLL (*Oprah voice*), bitch flipped the fuck out.
I don't know WTF her problem with race is. She's half-white; her daughter is 75% white. Apparently this is a bad thing. Thanks for making all mixed kids look like unbalanced mofos, Halle. You stupid twat! D:<
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eh, bitch was just fortunate enough to have someone in her corner to tell her to gulp down a thermos of STFU tea because she's making herself look really bad and, of course, that's bad for the wallet.
When confronted with the crazy she's putting out there, perhaps she can just feign amnesia again?
To be honest, I didn't see a media backlash coming either. Or was the backlash just on this site?
Back when she won her Oscar, it seemed like she could do no wrong. The media acted like she was Harriet Tubman, at least until Catwoman came out.
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The media never talks about all boyfriends or husbands' she dated and never talk about the abuses giirlfriends or wives received from them.
David justice cheated on her
Shemar Moore didn't treat her well
Wesley snipes beat her and cheats on his wife current wife. Well not that he is I'n jail he can't .
In the BAPS movie, Warren Betty says to her, you know u my nigger.
Team Halle!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
The media never talks about all boyfriends or husbands' she dated and never talk about the abuses giirlfriends or wives received from them.
David justice cheated on her
Shemar Moore didn't treat her well
Wesley snipes beat her and cheats on his wife current wife. Well not that he is I'n jail he can't .
In the BAPS movie, Warren Betty says to her, you know u my nigger.
Team Halle!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I agree withe everyone who says Halle did not expect the backlash she got from the public. This is why she is calming down.
I just want what is best for Nahla.
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Well, finally!! Both these idiots finally read some of the things that were being printed in the rags and realized how ridiculous they were being and how hurtful it would be to the daughter they both love. Took them long enough!! Or, more likely, Halle realized that her image was being blackened and she was looking more and more like the crazy-ass she is and always has been. I'm happy she has calmed down and put her daughter first. And, believe me, putting someone besides herself first in her life is a brand new thing for Ms. Berry.
i hate halle.
Bitch found out she messed up in maligning that magnificent specimen of man. The huge backflash against her was not what she expected and she had to do something save face(& keep the tapes off Radar).
That's good for their daughter. Good for Halle too, she is looking pretty fucking crazy.
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oh good, now Nahla can go back to hanging out with Auntie Kim and learning how to work a pole!
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Um, I don't really like her but I'm sure he is trying to get money. He must have settle for a dollar figure.
I totally agree that someone got it through her thick skull that she was the one the public was crucifying. God knows it's not that either party sat back and decided the kid was more important than being right.
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Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 11:17am.
And with Zoe Saldana out there covering her territory...
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Taraji P. Henson too. I like both those ladies.
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Silly rabbit.
I had to look up what her next movie is, "Dark Tide".
The plot: A thriller centered on a diving instructor who returns to deep waters after a near-fatal encounter with a Great White shark.
Sounds awful. This may trump "Catwoman".
I don't think she's finally seen the light about her behavior (or taken her meds). Her management team did. I think 3 things:
1. If this made it to court, HE probably has more on HER than she would EVER wants us to know about. It becomes public record, and they would have to put spin on shit like a tornado,
2. She can't claim that IN PRIVATE (= no proof) he *insists* on the child being "labeled" white is racist, but when it is IN PRINT (= proof) that she insists her child is black, it's not racist ("One Drop THEORY" does NOT hold legal precedence, she wouldn't be any more right than him),
3. Halle can't afford to quit even shitty little rom-coms to engage in some sort of custody battle/race war at this point in her career. She ain't young (by the industry standards), and she ain't in demand or a big BO draw (didn't ride that Oscar win very far), so her top-billing roles are dwindling as it is. And with Zoe Saldana out there covering her territory...
OHHHHHH GOOD FOR YOUUUUUU!!!!
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Halle needs to go suck on that Oscar she doesn't deserve and concede defeat!
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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 11:07am.
Good. Halle's people showed her that it was hurting her image and she backed down.
Agreed--and it was.
ha, in other words, her lawyer/publicist listened to the answering machine tapes, read the emails/texts and said.... uh woman you'd better STFU.
If AUbry wanted to hurt her, he would have just released all that crap the way that OctoINSANa did.
This dumb twat .... *rolls eyes* ... I wish she was crazy enough to kill herself.
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Good. Halle's people showed her that it was hurting her image and she backed down.
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She seems like she has drug problems...this woman is not right mentally. Both parents seem disconnected from the kid. Poor child, growing up in the spotlight, crazy parents, etc, etc.
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