Deep Thoughts With Justin Bieber
After reading Kim Kardashian's essay on the state of North Korea in the New York Times, didn't you think to yourself that she makes some good points but you really want to know what Justin Bieber's thoughts are? And when sat front row center at Bristol Palin's "Don't Fuck" speaking engagement, didn't you wonder WWJBT? Well, Rolling Stone is on that shit for you.
They jumped into The Lesbeaver's play pen near the damn and gave him a wood cookie for every question he answered completely. The Bieber did it! Rolling Stone's Vanessa Grigoriadi asked 16-year-old Justin about politics, abortion, America vs. Canada and sex. Note: Shortly after Vanessa asked the sex question, undercover officers tackled her to the ground, secured her hands with plastic tie cuffs, escorted her to an off-site trailer and booked her. The Lesbeaver is a forever chaste toddler angel and his innocence must be preserved for all time. I mean, asking Justin about sex is like fingering a momma lamb in front of her baby.
Now on to Justin's deep thoughts about deep issues:
On S-E-X: "I don't think you should have sex with anyone unless you love them. I think you should just wait for the person you're...in love with."On if he ever wants to become an American citizen: "You guys are evil," he says with a laugh. "Canada's the best country in the world. We go to the doctor and we don't need to worry about paying him, but here, your whole life, you're broke because of medical bills. My bodyguard's baby was premature, and now he has to pay for it. In Canada, if your baby's premature, he stays in the hospital as long as he needs to, and then you go home." (Ed note: I knew there was a good reason for why our health care system is shit)
On which political party he'll support when he's old enough to vote: "I'm not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that's bad."
On abortion: "I really don't believe in abortion It's like killing a baby?" How about in cases of rape? "Um. Well, I think that's really sad, but everything happens for a reason. I guess I haven't been in that position, so I wouldn't be able to judge that."
Justin's "It's like killing a baby?" question has shades of "how is babby formed?" on it. If only there was a way for me to abort his "Baby Baby Baby" song that won't leave my head thanks to GLEE.
And we should thank the Vili Fualaau to Selena Gomez's Mary Kay Letourneau for not saying that you should want until marriage to hump. There are millions of Beliebers who treat his words as the RULES OF LIFE! I mean, I really don't want to stroll into court to once again answer to the restraining order Mah Boo has against me and see a long line of Beliebers trying to marry their Justin Bieber pillow cases and shit. So thanks for that, Bieber.
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Submitted by TheBrazilliant on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 10:20am.
Are you a pinko? Better dead than insured.
*kisses OHIP card*
Should have asked him about Gaie Marriage. It's legal back home.
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twerk those stumps!
"Well, I think that's really sad, but everything happens for a reason" - You little piece of shit. You wouldn't say that if someone you knew had been raped. Just shut your fucking mouth and enjoy what little is left of your 15 minutes.
/Sorry, horz...I am extremely pro-choice, and to hear this 15-YEAR-OLD BOY say shit like that really sets me off.
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"When people ask me what I am, I just tell them I'm 100% cunt slut." - MK, 2/8/11
I thought that piece of waste was already 16. How come he's suddenly 15 again? Is this some Benjamin Buttons shit???
And to all the people who say that he's still a kid who doesn't have a clue about rape or abortion. What fucking stupid kids do you have (or know)? At that age kids know very well about rape and abortion. Even this little asshole should know and if he's too fucking stupid then he or his manager should have said 'No comment' to those questions. Isn't that what managers/assistants are there for? You can't tell me that he did this interview alone without someone sitting next to him checking if he doesn't get asked controversial questions, but apparently the people he hired are just as fucking stupid as he is or they would have known that he would look like a total braindead asshole.
Thinking about it, maybe that's exactly what they wanted.
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
Time to carpet bomb Canada back to the Stone Age for unleashing this little turd on the world. ************************************************************************************************ Profanity is a crutch used by ignorant motherfuckers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSNREtboX3s
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 10:15am.
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WOW.....who needs their morning cup of coffee and a hug. lol
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 10:15am.
Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 10:10am.
I think 15 is old enough to understand rape. But then again he probably lives in such a bubble and has such little education that he's just blathering on and saying whatever he thinks people want to hear. Its still a disgusting statement to make.
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Yes, but what I'm saying is his answer doesn't even make sense. He says rape is sad, he says everything happens for a reason (I am guessing he probably meant any babies resulting from rape and not rape itself), but then he says he can't judge women who get abortions.
My point is I don't think he HAD a real viewpoint on this and just spewed out rambling nothingness. I just think it is really stupid that anyone would be offended by this because of the situation. I mean, this kid is a pop star not a scholar, he's the equivalent of a high school sophomore, does not seem to have any sort of social or political agenda (unlike the Jonas Brothers with their purity rings), and was, for some reason, asked these questions which seem massively inappropriate. He doesn't strike me as particularly right-wingy to me (sex is okay if you're in love, and yay for socialized health care are not right-wing stances). I would guess he hasn't spent much time thinking about health care, abortion, or any of that, and is just barfing out parroted answers based on what little he can remember of what others have said on these issues.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
Nationalized healthcare is only free to those who don't pay taxes.
I'm sure this talentless, uneducated young man loves Canada, but he lives, works, and makes the bulk of his income in the US.
Ha Ha MK, that's why I didn't watch Glee last night, I didn't want that DAMN song stuck in my head
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
Not a fan of the Biebs, but in his defense, the majority of kids in his age group would answer the same way. Methinks the interviewer asked him these questions specifically to make him look like a dumbass.
Submitted by Goldigga on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 10:07am.
Submitted by yahbutnobut on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 10:01am
Your avie creeps the fucking hell outta me lol.
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Well said, Goldigga.
inappropriate questions to ask someone his age. wtf does he know?? as a recovering *NSYNC addict in my teens years I listened to everything those guys said and repeated it as my own, so these psycho Bieber fans will def do the same.
P.S. just because you get a beej doesn't mean you lost your virginity....
Did we expect anything less? These are the kind of answers you get when you ask a sheltered from the "real world" 16-year old pop star serious questions abut politics and sex. Until then can we just stick with asking the usual "so what's your favorite color?" questions,please?
"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"
I never get tired of 'how is babby formed' .... LOL It was worth reading through the child's answers just to see that again! He is as sheltered and as clueless as the rest of the other products. Why would we expect anything different? People's mortgage payments depend upon what comes out of his manufactured mouf.
Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 10:03am.
In regards to Canadian healthcare - good fucking luck if you need a specialist, or a tests like Cat Scan, MRI, etc. You could be dead before you'll ever get one.
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yeah, way better to pay with you eyeballs for that shit instead of waiting a couple of hours or days to have it for free, right?
In Canada, if you want such things immediately you are always allowed to pay a private doctor. Only that most people choose not to, since there is no need.
There is no one dying in canada for lack of healthcare, while in the US of A.....
JUSTIN BIEBER FOR PRESIDENT!!
lol yea, hoff... I read MTV is bringing em back! \m/
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
At 16 he has nowhere to go but down. It's not normal. His music "formula" (not art) will wear thin in a year or two. This is going to get ugly.
He'll be "having twins by a surrogate" in 15 years. :P
Bella -
a cat scan in Canada is when they wave a dead bobcat over your "Toque"...(hat/head)
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
wait, BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD ARE COMING BACK??????
"Gets down on knees and lights candle"
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
i bet the beiber can't wait until his boobs grow in..
oh i agree about the free healthcare thing...
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i lift things up and put them down...
This kid has zero personality.
A child's thoughts on politics and abortion? WTF?
The scary thing is, as MK noted, there are lots of young girls who will take his "opinions" as their own, because they are naive and don't know any better and want to be told what to think and do.
It's a lot easier than doing your own thinkin'!
Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 10:10am.
I think 15 is old enough to understand rape. But then again he probably lives in such a bubble and has such little education that he's just blathering on and saying whatever he thinks people want to hear. Its still a disgusting statement to make.
EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON????????????????
PRAY THAT IF YOU WILL EVER COME TO GERMANY (YOU KNOW, THE COUNTRY YOU SHIT-FOR-BRAINS NEVER HEARD OF BEFORE) WE WON'T MEET OR I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF AND SHOVE IT SO DEEP INTO YOUR STINKING ASSHOLE THAT YOUR MOTHER CAN DIG IT OUT OF YOUR FUCKING THROAT AND SEW IT ON AGAIN.
DIE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!! JUST DIE!!!
OH AND BTW, CDAN ALREADY REVEALED THAT YOU GOT A BLOW JOB FROM DEMI LOVATO, SO DON'T PLAY THE VIRGIN, YOU FREAK!!
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
"Near the damn" is cute.
Does loving their dick/ass count?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 10:10am.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 10:07am.
Rape happens for a reason?!?! Real smooth you little dyke.
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I can't even hate him for that. He probably has no idea what he's saying. He goes on to say he can't judge people in that situation, so I think he just has no fucking clue what he's talking about. Again, he's fifteen years old with no life experience and probably little education. That they asked him this crap is ridiculous.
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ITA @ Kanderso
Submitted by Snarkley on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 9:58am.
I'm more interested in the return of Beavis and Butthead.
Co-sign!!!!
I agree, I can't believe Rolling Stone would ask these questions. There are no right answers that aren't going to cause some sort of controversy.
can we just have the Acopalypse now....cause every time I see this shithead, or any Kuntassian or the Hillbilly Chipmunk's family (the Cyrus' in case you were wondering)...I pray that the world can end today...cause once a fucktard kid is telling me about the world....I just want this cruel world to end....I mean wtf on everyone of his statements. 16 year old just should not do interviews period, and if they do....just don't even try to pontificate....lord, I would have prefered him to be a stupid airhead than try to comment on things like abortion. God, all males really do suck (except for you MK...you are my god!!)
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 10:08am.
Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 10:03am.
In regards to Canadian healthcare - good fucking luck if you need a specialist, or a tests like Cat Scan, MRI, etc. You could be dead before you'll ever get one.
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Preach it.
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Are you both speaking from experience as Canadians?
...My bodyguard's baby was premature, and now he has to pay for it...
You little shit. Why don't you take some of your cookie money and help a bitch out rather than bragging about how great Canada's health care system is?
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Next time you want to talk to me, you call my lawyer. He's in the phone book under "Fuck You."
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 10:07am.
Rape happens for a reason?!?! Real smooth you little dyke.
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I can't even hate him for that. He probably has no idea what he's saying. He goes on to say he can't judge people in that situation, so I think he just has no fucking clue what he's talking about. Again, he's fifteen years old with no life experience and probably little education. That they asked him this crap is ridiculous.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
I just can't see this kid even thinking about sex. Is that front cover suppose to make him look sexy to all the little girls because it's an epic FAIL if that's what they're going for. He looks so fem it's silly.
Like Nanners said, our health care system while not without it's flaws is a pretty sweet deal. We bitch about having to wait 4 hour lets say (in heavily populated area) emergency rooms but the bottom line is we walk out of there without a
bill or maybe $40.00 for a pair of crutches but I'd rather 4 hours out of my life than a $4,000 bill.
Ugh! That kid has the body of a 12-year old! Why has he been thrust upon us? He's supposed to be such a huge hit but like the Jonas Brothers (who are already totally over), you never hear his songs on the radio. How is this possible?
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Next time you want to talk to me, you call my lawyer. He's in the phone book under "Fuck You."
Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 10:03am.
In regards to Canadian healthcare - good fucking luck if you need a specialist, or a tests like Cat Scan, MRI, etc. You could be dead before you'll ever get one.
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Preach it.
oh and I wanna have this put on a loop:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii5VilO5hMo
Submitted by yahbutnobut on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 10:01am
Your avie creeps the fucking hell outta me lol.
On topic: Those were ridiculous questions to ask a kid. Unless they wanted to make him look stupid, in which case I applaud it
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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am
Rape happens for a reason?!?! Real smooth you little dyke.
Why the fuck would anyone care what a 15 yr. old has to say on those issues? They're supposed to be playing video games, popping zits and trying to score peek at their big sisters' friends' boobs, NOT debating the merits of socialized healthcare.
By the way, as the mother of a rape victim, there is NO "reason" for that to happen so this little twerp can go shove an angry badger up his ass and think of all the reasons why he's being torn up from the inside out.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
psssht... if my daughter (15yo) was asked these questions you'd hear "uh, what?" after every question... yea, KIDS TODAY!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Hm, he was probably kind of freaked out trying to answer this shit. Who would ask these questions of any kid that age, much less a celebrity totally out of touch with the real world? Dumbass magazine. Do they really think their readers care? Well, MK is probably right in that Baby Beaver's fans will buy this in droves and treat his answers as sacred text.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
OMG I was up all night wondering what he thought of the world in general, and sex and politics.
thank God, now I can eat my Life cereal in peace and I'm no longer afraid to venture out of the house.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
He's FIFTEEN. Those idiots at Rolling Stone ought to have known better....I quit that mag over a DECADE ago and I'm glad I did.
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
In regards to Canadian healthcare - good fucking luck if you need a specialist, or a tests like Cat Scan, MRI, etc. You could be dead before you'll ever get one.
Moronic questions to ask a kid....
Speechless. I've tried to write a snarky comment four times, but I'm just...speechless.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
I'm more interested in the return of Beavis and Butthead.
See now - have we fucking learned NOTHING!:!?!
HELLO!?!?!?
This is not a super boy. He's a cute kid with a cute voice - which, unless they cut off his nuts, will change. What are they gonna do to him next? Cut off his nuts? Why not? They're just gonna make him all fucked up either way.
♥ Threadkilla!
If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.~Bertrand Russell
I cannot believe these questions were even asked... like this little fucking cunt has an opinion on anything other than what flavor pop tart to eat in the morning... and whether he's gonna jerk it to a JC Penney catalog or a muscle mag. Rolling Stone - you suck.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
I'm sure rape victims will be happy to hear that "everything happens for a reason".