Deep Thoughts With Justin Bieber
After reading Kim Kardashian's essay on the state of North Korea in the New York Times, didn't you think to yourself that she makes some good points but you really want to know what Justin Bieber's thoughts are? And when sat front row center at Bristol Palin's "Don't Fuck" speaking engagement, didn't you wonder WWJBT? Well, Rolling Stone is on that shit for you.
They jumped into The Lesbeaver's play pen near the damn and gave him a wood cookie for every question he answered completely. The Bieber did it! Rolling Stone's Vanessa Grigoriadi asked 16-year-old Justin about politics, abortion, America vs. Canada and sex. Note: Shortly after Vanessa asked the sex question, undercover officers tackled her to the ground, secured her hands with plastic tie cuffs, escorted her to an off-site trailer and booked her. The Lesbeaver is a forever chaste toddler angel and his innocence must be preserved for all time. I mean, asking Justin about sex is like fingering a momma lamb in front of her baby.
Now on to Justin's deep thoughts about deep issues:
On S-E-X: "I don't think you should have sex with anyone unless you love them. I think you should just wait for the person you're...in love with."On if he ever wants to become an American citizen: "You guys are evil," he says with a laugh. "Canada's the best country in the world. We go to the doctor and we don't need to worry about paying him, but here, your whole life, you're broke because of medical bills. My bodyguard's baby was premature, and now he has to pay for it. In Canada, if your baby's premature, he stays in the hospital as long as he needs to, and then you go home." (Ed note: I knew there was a good reason for why our health care system is shit)
On which political party he'll support when he's old enough to vote: "I'm not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that's bad."
On abortion: "I really don't believe in abortion It's like killing a baby?" How about in cases of rape? "Um. Well, I think that's really sad, but everything happens for a reason. I guess I haven't been in that position, so I wouldn't be able to judge that."
Justin's "It's like killing a baby?" question has shades of "how is babby formed?" on it. If only there was a way for me to abort his "Baby Baby Baby" song that won't leave my head thanks to GLEE.
And we should thank the Vili Fualaau to Selena Gomez's Mary Kay Letourneau for not saying that you should want until marriage to hump. There are millions of Beliebers who treat his words as the RULES OF LIFE! I mean, I really don't want to stroll into court to once again answer to the restraining order Mah Boo has against me and see a long line of Beliebers trying to marry their Justin Bieber pillow cases and shit. So thanks for that, Bieber.
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So funny to see some American comments address the healthcare systems of the rest of the world with such "expert" opinion. Face it -- you know we have shitty healthcare. Can't be #1 in everything.
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"Stay off the crack. Drink a chocolate milk." --Charlie Sheen
Submitted by snideychick on Thu, 02/17/2011 - 12:11am.
Snideychick sez:
People without uteruses shouldn't offer their ill-informed opinions on a woman's right to choose.
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WIGS EYES DO SHOW WHEN HER SLOT TALKS OR SOCK STOPS!! OKAY WOW!!
Leave it to Rolling Stone to politicize an interview with a sixteen year old boy, let alone one who is a celebrity.
Shit, I'm 22 and I don't give a rat's ass about politics, so I don't talk about it at all. If I was famous and heaven forbid Rolling Stain decided to put me on the spot like that, I'd be seriously annoyed. I think Justin Boober is a punkass kid, but Rolling Stain has been desperate for a long time now. I cancelled their subscription because every other article was six degrees of seperation from politics, John Mellencamp, and manufactured artsy fartsy music I don't like.
Rolling Stain, Blender, Revolting, et al. have less journalistic integrity than the high school yearbook writing staff. At the flip of a coin, the RS writing staff determines whose asses they're going kiss or who they're going to tear to shreds depending on the issue and who is featured.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
I dare this little douche to go up to a girl who's currently pregnant from being raped and tell her to her face, "Well, see, everything happens for a reason!" I hope her fist would connect right with his insensitve mouth and knock his teeth all over the floor.
Snideychick sez:
People without uteruses shouldn't offer their ill-informed opinions on a woman's right to choose.
Everything happens for a reason? Except your sucess Justin.
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Shiitake happens...
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 7:06pm.
This THREAD made me be "a BITCH".
Fucking Bieber.......
Everyone has their pet peeves - "loosing" "alot' and "noone" are very common mistakes. I know I am not the only one who goes batshit crazy reading it. Skip the post if you see it.
Whatever.
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"I can't believe I am going to be 30! I am freaking out- at least I still look like I am 20"
-Paris Hilton
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Abortions are blessings to taxpayers. Ill pay for your poke from the doc so I don't to pay for your poke for the next 18 yrs and 9 months.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 7:51pm.
WHERE were his handlers to give that interviewer the side-eye for those questions??!! "Justin babe just say NO COMMENT. Um can we talk about his record now?"
I agree...and at least he tried to answer all the questions. He'll be smarter next time.
He's 16, not a fucking baby (even if he looks like one). I was having regular sex at 16. I was driving and held down a job and went to school. Stop acting like he's a fucking 6 year old.
They had EVERY right to ask him those questions. He was on SNL doing a skit where Tina Fey was fantasizing about him.
HE'S A MORON WHO SHOULD BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIMSELF. STOP ACTING LIKE HE HAS VIRGIN EARS. Lord only knows what those twisted little fans of his send him.
See even a moron like Bieber knows single payer health care is the only way to go.
WHERE were his handlers to give that interviewer the side-eye for those questions??!! "Justin babe just say NO COMMENT. Um can we talk about his record now?"
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
He's right about health insurance in the US. But let me say this about his thoughts on abortion: Mother Fucker when was the last time you got preggy?
You stupid little twat.
Beiber X 5 =
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2ubbk5C8DU
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 7:06pm.
the spelling and grammar police can go haunt another fucking blog. Dlisters can understand what you mean, even if you misspell a word, and I don't really know of any other reason to point out someone's spelling mistakes unless you A) Disagree, but can't really explain why, or B) Are being a BITCH.
The first rule of spelling and grammar corrections is "Don't." The second rule, if anyone feels compelled to break the first rule, is make sure your own "corrections" don't themselves contain spelling, grammar, capitalization, or punctuation mistakes. (There's actually a name for these rules which I'm too lazy to look up.)
This country is already home of the dumbest white people on the planet, do we really want Canada to send us theirs too?
Corey Haim. He's a young Corey Haim in this RS cover. He's too sheltered to know shit about shit and should STFU.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
I'd just like to say that the spelling and grammar police can go haunt another fucking blog, thankyouverymuch. Dlisters can understand what you mean, even if you misspell a word, and I don't really know of any other reason to point out someone's spelling mistakes unless you A) Disagree, but can't really explain why, or B) Are being a BITCH.
:)
If everything happens for a reason, I would like to know the reason he is famous.
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Submitted by Thats_Real_Mature on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 1:35pm.
saltydog, it is LOSING. ONE "O
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haha sorry dude, I actually have a serious learning disability regarding spelling ('tis true, was sent to psychologists as a kid and was still a problem through college and everything). And for some reason my spell-check doesn't say "loosing" is wrong.
Submitted by chocopuffs on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 12:17pm.
wiki:
[...] Mallette was reluctant because of Braun's Jewish religion; she remembered praying, "God, I gave him to you. You could send me a Christian man, a Christian label! ... you don’t want this Jewish kid to be Justin’s man, do you?” [...]
There are no qoutations on those antisemitic statements on Wikipedia, so I don't believe it.
On topic: At 16 I didn't fucking believe rape happens for a reason, I, and everybody else, already believed that it is a women's right to chose and that to avoid having to make that choice
one should use easily available protection.
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CandyCanze on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 9:29am.
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 11:03am.
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$900 A MONTH????????? Nine hundred fucking dollars a month for basic medical?? Tell me that was a typo and you mean year, right??? JESUS!
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In Canada, it comes out of our taxes, so we don't "pay" a premium per month. Even though we can pay for "addition" ins. (ie: Blue Cross, etc) it's NOWHERE NEAR $900.00/mo. That's unfortunate. (all sarcasm aside)
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UPDATE! No-one gives a shit!
-Tourette's Guy
FYI on the age thing - Bieber will be 17 next month.
Next year he can vote.
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Dark-sided!
He's way too young for these kinds of questions, but I think he handled them well enough. *shoots self*
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"JUST PUT IT IN GODDAMMIT!!!"
-Me, according to Jack
Just I thought this little fuckwad couldn't come off as a bigger uneducated douchebag, he proves me wrong. What a stupid wad of dick cheese
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Submitted by Tee Hee on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by Starqz on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 11:44am.
He is talking about paying for it out of your own pocket, what insurance doesn't cover if you even have any. I always wondered what the health care system was like in Canada and Europe, is it really as good or as bad as people say it is?
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We have in Canada what's called a "Health Insurance Plan" which is governed by each individual Province. It's not *free* per se (each Prov. pays for it out of their taxes) It does, however, give us the ability to walk into any hosp. or Dr.'s office and be treated, regardless of injury/condition, etc )without paying. Xrays are free, operations are free, treatement, etc are "free".
That being said, there are some Provinces whose Emerg. Rooms are sorely lacking due to underfunding from the government. It's a give/take kind of thing.
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UPDATE! No-one gives a shit!
-Tourette's Guy
He truly has the wisdom of King Soloman. But better.
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 11:03am.
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$900 A MONTH????????? Nine hundred fucking dollars a month for basic medical?? Tell me that was a typo and you mean year, right??? JESUS! I looked up getting insurance a month or 2 ago and it was £30 a month, whats that like $70? I will never allow anyone to moan about the NHS again, that kind of money is insane. What the fuck is the point of trying to have a rich country with a growing economy if you can't afford to house, educat and treat it's citizens if you get sick? How on earth do you guys manage to pay for this?"
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Yeah-appreciate the NHS for all its warts because the last fucking thing on earth you want is a clerk in an insurance company deciding if you can get a particular treatment that is always assuming that you have insurance in the first place and yeah-the US is the only civilized country to not provide health care for its citizens.....
Incidentally-my brother in law has been having treatment for myeloma ( a blood cancer) for the past year in the UK-he has had the most advanced treatment there is including preparation for stem cell and the most advanced chemo drugs plus all the wellness care surrounding it including being given the personal cell phones of the head nurse and the surgeons and yes -its all on the good ol NHS-the English have no idea how lucky they are...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Smack to the head of Vanessa Grigoriadi of Rolling Stone for asking a child those questions and a referral to the police for child corruption charges.
Smack to the head of the editor of Rolling Stone for allowing the interview to be published.
Smack to the head of all Biebs handlers who sat around watching (and lisening) and did nothing.
Biebs is an annoying dick but he is still a minor regardless of where Demi Lovato's mouth has been.
Submitted by nono on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 4:50pm.
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Oh. That's really sad when you put it like that. I think our country is going the same way though. People don't care about each other anymore. Every time there is some hideous news story, like little kids getting abducted on holiday, or babies getting attacked in their beds by foxes the amount of public vitriol that is poured out towards the suffering family is un-fucking believeable. :(
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Hmm, that's interesting 16 year old CHILD! My son was not only born prematurely but also had a $27,000 neurosurgery to correct a birth defect and my WONDERFUL insurance paid for the entire thing. So STFU about SHIT you don't know about at SIXTEEN!
And yes, I'd also like to shoot the people that asked these questions, and the people that printed them. I keep saying over and over "This is why I hate Rolling Stone" but nah - no one ever listens.
SpiceDong
"Something is seriously wrong at a hormonal level with this kid that he still looks like that IF he is truly 16yo..."
Leydig cells need a kick start.
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Bye bye mein Bieber hair
Farewell mein Bieber hair
It was a fine affair,
But now it's over.
Next up: Taylor Momsen tells us how she REALLY feels about the genocide in Darfur.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Submitted by clairey claire on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 4:43pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 11:03am.
It's because we are made to believe here that anyone can become rich in this country if they just try hard enough. So if you aren't rich enough to afford a medical disaster, that means you just don't work hard enough.
This is why they should not interview kids.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 11:03am.
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$900 A MONTH????????? Nine hundred fucking dollars a month for basic medical?? Tell me that was a typo and you mean year, right??? JESUS! I looked up getting insurance a month or 2 ago and it was £30 a month, whats that like $70? I will never allow anyone to moan about the NHS again, that kind of money is insane. What the fuck is the point of trying to have a rich country with a growing economy if you can't afford to house, educat and treat it's citizens if you get sick? How on earth do you guys manage to pay for this?
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
P.S. He needs to keep this hair style
Fetus here will soon understand that the first place his mommy/handlers will hustle any random trick that he knocks up will be the closest abortion clinic a place where incidentally all teen girls should be hustled when they get pregnant while adhering to the abstinence program heralded by Palins's,Bush and other assorted morons....
As regards the healthcare issue-why there is still anyone who thinks that the US system is OK is beyond me and there is NO question that they WILL turf out a sick/premature baby.... it happens every day...
The reason why it sucks big time here is because the insurance/drug companies are running the show- we are the ONLY civilized country in the world not to provide healthcare for all.
Yes-there are Americans using Canada's health system which happens to be very good -the same goes for the UK and the rest of Northern Europe-is it perfect? No but all I know is that if I were seriously ill-the last thing i would want would be to worry if my insurance will cover it or will it top out...
One last thing Canada-I do not agree with you clubbing baby seals so get on it and get it stopped!
OK-off soap box-shuffles off to corner to stuff down packet of choccy cookies to dull PMS......
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 4:08pm.
Aw....me likey Justin. :) He is actually a very good musician.
Lawd have mercy never thought I'd read those words without seeing hundreds of dead birds and locusts falling from the sky.
Oh come on people. He is 16. Do we really expect him to have adult, well thought-out opinions on any of these major issues? Shit I used to believe in God back then and a lot of other things I don't believe in now.
I don't think he meant rape happens for a reason, but that pregnancy does. He also said he is in no position to judge.
These are issues that most adults are conflicted about. I am not a fan of his, but let's remember is a 16 year old kid being put on the spot.
Well, he sucks donkey dick, but I fel a bit sorry for him. Most 16 year olds are self centred and ill informed but at least they have the freedom to form their own opinions without having a record label and minders tring to make you into some even more vacuous cookie cutter tween virgin type. Who knows if these are his real feelings, or whether he just thinks that is what the parents to the kids who buy his records want to hear?
On the subject of healthcare, in the UK it is free for all (well paid by taxes obv so not exactly free); there a huge problems with it but nobody goes without vital treatment, unless it's some crazy expensive new drug. There are fears that it will be semi or fully privatised which I personally am ideologically opposed to, although as long as it is free to the consumer I suppose it doesn't really matter who provides the service. Any time I've had to go into hospital I've found it to be perfectly fine, although you hear many horror stories. It is true that Brits have bad teeth in comparison to the US, NHS dentists fix problems, not improve appearance. A 'Hollywood' smile in the UK costs similar to a university education and most people just don't care as even the rich have wonky teeth.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Aw....me likey Justin. :) He is actually a very good musician.
Buuuuut, from what I understand, he was the topic of a blind item not long ago where allegedly he was the youngster that had 'relations' with Demi Lovato (before she went to rehab). Joe Jonas supposedly told her that anal sex wasn't actual sex when they were together, and apparently Justin felt the same way. The story was changed to him having gotten a bj from her, but still, I can't even imagine all of the std's that are running rampant in hollywood. And rumor has it that Demi has a sex tape floating around from before she turned 18. Yuck.
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 10:32am.
P.S. just because you get a beej doesn't mean you lost your virginity....
So, a blow job is not sex for you? Are you Bill Clinton?"
Or Jessica Simpson. She claimed to be a virgin for years, but she and Nick partook in anal sex a number of times, according to the rumor mill.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Isn't he about old enough for a Big Girl bra?
Justin Bieber - if you're raped that's like destiny or something
Meh, I can't hate on this kid too much...I wasn't exactly a deep thinker in regards to politics and healthcare when I was 16-years-old.
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
Right, and SO MANY people are running to Canada for quality health care. Uh-huh.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
OK, this pisher should just STFU. Kid, you know damn well that when your cherry is popped and you knock up some trick, your insane parents will run her ass to the abortion clinic so fast everyone's heads will spin. NOTHING MUST STOP THE FLOW OF THE US MONEY. This sort of stuff happens all the time and Bieber will be no exception. Jesus H. Christ.
Something is seriously wrong at a hormonal level with this kid that he still looks like that IF he is truly 16yo...he looks like he is 11yo or pulling an underage Victor/Victoria.
And I never heard of a 16yo male who was waiting for love to have his first fuck. Girl, please!
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First W with Kim Whoretrashian...now this fucktard on Rolling Stone...jesus h. christ what is the world coming to? I despise this turd with all my heart, but what he just said about rape and abortion disgusts me to the core. I, having been a victim of rape and domestic violence, cannot believe anyone would ever think like this. Shit, rapists are the worse beings that ever wondered the earth..I will bitch slap this fucktard if I ever get a mile or less from his stupid ass. Wonder if his bodyguard appreciates him putting his shit out there like that..