Lil Kim Is A Master Of Subtlety
This isn't a flyer for a snuff party you'd knock off your windshield after coming out of the club at 4 in the morning. It's the cover for Lil' Kim's diss-tape called "Black Friday" which she has dedicated to her forever rival Nicki Minaj. Kim kept it demure and subtle as always by using the Mortal Kombat Photoshop tool to decapitate Nicki with a sword. Kim also used that sword to scrape all signs of life from this cover, because it makes Pixar movies look like documentaries. I know that Kim farts pixels, but damn.
Bitch looks like if the T-1000 tried to morph into a contestant on RuPaul's Drag Race, but got stuck halfway through. This almost looks like a scene you'd make with stickers you bought from the Scholastic Book Catalog. And I know that's supposed to be Nicki's head (once again, subtle...) over there, but that looks more like a bubble of Pepto.
And if you're craving more of Kim's subtlety, here's Kim "pissing on them" over the instrumental from one of Nicki's tracks.
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This is stupid. These two don't sound alike AT ALL, in terms of beats or voices. I mean, so what-there is another black female rapper who spits raunchy lyrics, so she's gotta be a poseur? Um, no.
that cover not only makes me pee of laughter, but fascinates me at the same time
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That "Pissing on 'em" song is fucking HILARIOUS. HAHA Kim's still got it.
Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.
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Did anyone else notice how different Kim's voice is? I think messing with her nose completely altered her voice. Kim was the shit in the 90s. Sad that those days are over and now we have shitty artists like Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj :(
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I'm going to find a way to sneak this into the mix at work ..... evil.
Am I supposed to believe that her waist is really that small?
We can put a man on the moon, but we cannot make waists that are three inches in diameter. It's science.
It's Black History month, we're supposed to be getting along. Where is the Sisterhood???
umm.. reality check, Kimberly: It's 2011 and rappers don't die for street honor anymore. What a big fucking joke.
If she manages to get any sales it'll be solely because of the other douchebag slapped on the cover. My, my, what a bunch of fucking ladies.
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 8:44am.
Mary J. said, "I do not know what you speak of."
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A useful sentence, that. I am going to use that to answer every single question I am asked today.
That shit is difficult to listen to.
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MK - I saw this pix on another site earlier and never really looked at it long enough to see that Niki was mutilated on the front cover. I saw the blood and the sword and never put the pieces together until you illustrated it.
What is up with these 'wars' or words? I wouldn't even waste a second clicking on the play button. Kim turned into a caricature years ago - first she tried to be white - then Asian - now she's trying to go the Anime route. She has even sicker body dysmorphia issues than the big breasted woman in a coma. She needs to be lying on some psychiatrist couch talking about her problems instead of running her mouth in a 'dis' track.
Talk about ISSUES!
Submitted by nunya_bizness: "...Kim tried to drag Mary J. Blige into this stupidity and said that she and Mary were going to team up for a diss track about Nicki and Keyisha Cole. Mary J. said, 'I do not know what you speak of.'"
I bet she did. Mary left that kind of nonsense awhile ago. She is about Jesus (gag a bit on that), loving her corny husband and stepkids, and working on her brands, which includes stuff with Carol's Daughter, Chevrolet, and anything else she can get her greedy hands on (that woman is R.I.C.H., okay?).
Like her music or not, Minaj said in some doc I saw on MTV that she's about lifting women up, and that's okay by me.
Me, I'm just going to go back to Kim's old stuff ("Lighters Up"!!) and keep my fingers crossed that she gets it together.
Submitted by Who Datt: "... It's the East New York version of "All About Eve".
Perfect.
Hi Winnie!
Bows down to Bjork You.
Kim tried to drag Mary J. Blige into this stupidity and said that she and Mary were going to team up for a diss track about Nicki and Keyisha Cole.
Mary J. said, "I do not know what you speak of."
Kim should try to get Madonna to team up with her and make a diss tape about Nicki Minaj and Gaga.
Think of all the wigs, awkwardness and hilarity that will ensue.
I saw Behind the Music with Nicki and really did no like her image or anything, but she came from PR I think to New York, daddy was a crackhead who tried to keep them broke all the time, tons of sisters and brothers...she did not get anything handed to her...I don't care for the music, but she does have some character and dare I say a really cute girl...unlike this plastic surgery trainwreck with the fake ass everything called Lil Kim...if Kim looked anything like this cover she would still be a contender...but she is a freak of the week....and for that and the cruel way she is trying to come off...sorry but on this one I am Team Nicki.
i love how lil' kim started this whole "rap feud" herself. she's just making herself seem more washed up and jealous. i do love any song that mentions diarrhea tho...
Are we sure the Black Friday cover art is not a Southpark parody? I'm getting flashes of Kenny "cheesing," with Lil' Kim as his rapper fantasy.
Bjork You, you are my hero. Couldn't have said it better myself. That is all.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
I truly know nothing about either of them but revenge is never sweet and esp violent revenge.
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Both skanks. Nasty chav music.
Submitted by babyruthnotdookie on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 10:24pm.
Her vagina is probably pristine by comparison to any of the other ham sandwiches ba-butthole would also pound. He likes em classy and makes sure to make a PSA about it every chance he can. I'm not trying to say he doesn't sound insecure about his masculinity...but he sounds...insecure about his masculinity. I'm surrounded by teenaged boys at work and college boys at school who don't sound half as desperate to prove themselves straight as much as he does.
I'd actually rather him go away, but this internet tough guy's only pandering to D-Listed because he probably isn't getting enough replies on Drunken Stepfather.
Just fucking saying.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Nicki is actually adorable, fun to look at and dare I say talented a few weeks ago she really stole the spotlight on SNL, I wanted more of her,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Man that's a nasty ass song.
*downloads*
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What's up, douchebag?
Currently Lil' Kim and Nicki has beef with each other. But if Lil Kim was going to do this, she should've come twice as hard - lyrically severing Nick's head like she illustrates on the cover. As this it stands, she's merely throwing pillows at her head.
Nicki = 1 (by default) | Kim = 0
Also, Rap Beef: I guess the 90's really are back.
Judging from this picture, they're competing to see who has the fattest camel toe:
http://onerapstar.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Lil_Kim_Nicki_Minaj_The...
On the bright side Kumdumpster has found her new anthem.
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"Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
Unless Lil Kim's goal was to communicate to everyone how insecure and threatened she is by Nicki Minaj's success, file this one under 'F' for...
FAIL.
I like the jizz on her tit
Nicki paid homage to Kim, she acknowledged her.
Some folks are not that familiar with the genre is they assume that all rappers are not writing and/or making arrangements. Yeah, there is a lot of sampling going on, but that does not mean that all rappers don't know what they're doing.
Kim, again, BUZZ ALDRIN beat your ass on "Dancing with the Stars."
And, thanks for giving royalties to Nicki.
I think Kim is still working out some serious insecurity issues (as if the plastic surgery overkill wasn't enough). Ditto mcnighmare's comment about Kim, at her age, being a mentor.
Kim, if you make any money off of your "new" cd, please use the money for a good therapist so that you can sort through some serious self-esteem and body issues. For reals.
LOL Madonna kind of gave a "blessing" to Lady Gaga's Born this way (according to Gaga)but here Kim gives a WARNING to Nicki ROTFLMAO!!!!! Funny shit. Maybe the track is really Kim's
version of a blessing! LOL!
no matter what Kim accomplished, or with who, she will never feel like she's good enough. not to get all deep but at her age she should be montoring young talent along, not 'pissing on it."
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 10:12pm.
You actually believe that Nicki Minaj (and all the other rappers out there/majority of popstars today) come up with their own backing instrumentals? Are you for real?
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you are all kinds of rights!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Let the games begin!!!! NO seriously People like Gaga with ehr channelling Madonna and Minaj who is channeling Kim and they act like they don't know that they are doing it should be called out. You're hearing a lot of people calling out GaGa in the media now the same needs to be done to Nicki. That being said, all above named are ho's lol!!!!
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I know this doesn't belong on a Lil Kim post, but MK won't have another new thread till tomorrow and I'm so sad.
ba-buttons
Im not sure this women would be satisfied with a tap. I think it would take some real jack hammerin to set it off you know what im saying
I think all of these bitches could improve their lives by listening to moar Edie Brickell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGjh6duUPXc
Would still tap it. She's crazy black stripper hot.
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Submitted by shandi on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 10:08pm.
Didn't she have to get permission to use the instrumental from Nicki's song? Wouldn't that put money in NICKI'S pocket everytime someone listened to this song? Just saying.
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You actually believe that Nicki Minaj (and all the other rappers out there/majority of popstars today) come up with their own backing instrumentals? Are you for real?
Didn't she have to get permission to use the instrumental from Nicki's song? Wouldn't that put money in NICKI'S pocket everytime someone listened to this song? Just saying.
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Submitted by babyruthnotdookie: "white girls love f^(* nasty to some lil kim"
Beat it, troll.
white girls love f^(* nasty to some lil kim
Team Lil Kim :)
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I mean, we should ALL look like Richard Simmons at least one time in our lives-MK
Really, though, who listens to either besides twelve year old midwestern girls?
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Lil Kim, as demure and lady like as ever.
I liked her back in the day, but now meh.
ok psycho
Lil Kim needs to focus on getting some new music out. She doesn't look good on this and who wants to hear these demented lyrics?
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I'm sitting here
in my own head
thinking how
you can be staring in
got my number 2
and I'm writing you
contemplating on
the way we were with each of you
on the fire place
with the mailman
should I tellya
or should I hold it in
if my heart wasn't in it
baby, you can just forget it
I'd be gone in a New York minute
You never give me attention
I know you don't have bad attentions for us
so I'm writing you
but, I always fail to mention
cause you know I really don't like to fuss
so I'm gonna hold it in
I'm writing you a dear John letter
I tried to try to stay
but it never got better
I couldn't tell you face to face
but I, I have to let you know
sometimes I want to hit the door
I'm writing you dear John
sometimes I think
that I've had enough
my hand's freezing
and I can't write fast enough
I wanna get away
but I can't obey
when my heart speaks
you know I'm listening
somedays, I'm ready to jet and
somedays, I wouldn't forget and
somedays, I'm still in love with you
somedays, I'm sad and blue
"Dear John letter"Whitney Houston.
Submitted by cocoebert on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 8:38pm.
Nicki Minaj was hilarious on SNL. That is all.
I concur.
I like her - and not just because she confuses people (but that's nice, too)!
Dear Queen Bee,
Grow up, okay?
We know, we know, Biggie made you, fucked you, loved you (more than Faith?), named you, blah, blah, blah. And you have your place in rap history. But damn, do you have to hate on every young female rapper coming out who doesn't kiss your ass? You fought with Faith Evans (why, she had the nerve to be Biggie's WIFE!!), then Foxy, then Eve, then Remy Ma, and even Mrs. Smalls. And now Nicki Minaj.
You need to thank Nicki for making you relevant because the last time I saw your ass, it was on "Dancing with the Has Beens." And Buzz Aldrin lasted longer than you, okay?
Because of Minaj, you can call your mix tape (um, material not so new?) "Black Friday" which people will immediately cross reference with the "Pink Friday," which debuted at #2 selling around 375,000 copies, making it one of the highest selling first-week debuts for a female MC.
With the title Queen Bee comes responsibility, at least a modicum of grace.
Unlike you, not all successful female musicians sucked dick to get ahead (ha, ha, get it?). (And that goes out to those who make comments like that.) And even if you did whatever you had to do to get your foot in the door, it doesn't matter because your music speaks for itself. You know how hard it is to make it in the business, especially as a woman. So what do you do? Slam other women. Queenly, indeed.
Context here. Minaj is young and will make mistakes and then some. She's having fun, which is something you seem to have lost sight of. She has given you props, and that isn't enough for you.
Guess what? Unlike you, Minaj will probably take this in stride, as you will just help boost her sales, sales you couldn't dream of even in your heyday.
Still got love for your videos and music and your place in rap lineage.
Now grow the fuck up and at least pretend to be decent.
Sincerely,
Bjork You