Madge Loves Express Yourself Lite

Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 9:17pm.

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Guys...come on. I'm like....98% sure she's punking everyone. Just like Kanye. She's making fun of the whole Pop Star thing. She's being satirical, down to revamping an old Madonna tune and seeing if people will actually buy it.

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The idea that Kanye is "punking everyone" has as much legitimacy as his heterosexuality.

And I don't buy the "Gaga as Satirist" line. Bitch is way too into it. There is no meaning behind anything she does. She's a good business women, and that's it.

Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 5:33pm.

And I can't fault anyone for being influenced, but it just never ceases to amaze me how quickly everyone is suddenly eating their words about her so-called "uniqueness" when they originally gave her credit for those ideas before people began to notice those weren't hers. I just can't like this one.

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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 2:42am.

As for that it's suddenly OK for her to take credit from Madonna because Madonna took credit from her predecesors, that doesn't make it much better. So she's taking credit from everyone else who Madonna stole credit from.

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And everyone rips off the Beatles to some extent. I have discovered that if a rock or pop musician doesn't say that they are influenced by the Beatles, then they are influenced by a different act that is influenced by the Beatles. It can all be traced back to them. :-)
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i

What was the "I feel you" comments to the band all about? She "feels" them because she used to be "over there"? Is she saying something like "buck-up over there kiddies, you too could advance in the music world like I have, after you pay your dues in the house band of a talk show?" Does she have any idea how accomplished those musicians "over there" are already? I don't think she does.

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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i

AAAAAAAcK!

LEAVE GAGA ALOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!

♥ Threadkilla!
If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.~Bertrand Russell

Thank you for transcribing that

Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 9:17pm.

There's a fine line (heh heh) between satire and delusion. If this twat was EVER anywhere close to being "down to Earth", it's been gone for a long fucking time. She started living her "parody" by believing her hype once she became exposed to fame and is without a shadow of a doubt corrupted by wealth, overindulgence, spectacle, and vanity. Her whole act being "just a joke!!!!!11!" is a joke and of itself.

I don't give two fucks about "originality". You don't have to do anything unusual at all without being fake, you know, like her.

As for that it's suddenly OK for her to take credit from Madonna because Madonna took credit from her predecesors, that doesn't make it much better. So she's taking credit from everyone else who Madonna stole credit from.

She plays the piano and can write her own songs. Good for her, but it's a standard to write your own song if you're a musician. It doesn't necessarily mean you're that good, especially if you've written songs for the Pussycat Dolls (hasn't she?) and a lot of people can play the piano. So fucking what? Methinks that Lady CaCa creates default pop noise because she's suffering a terrible case of Tall Poppy Syndrome. It makes her feel better about herself that she's a good singer by comparison but no, I don't think she actually has the potential for her music to live up to her "avant garde" image.

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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 10:56am.

I agree with you about Vigilant Citizen. Some of it is a little bit interesting, but a lot of it is fucking ridiculous.

The "Illuminati" are fans who continue supporting these artists and their PR team who encourage them to push this envelope.

You'd think that with all of this alleged power the Illuminati claims, that GaGa, Rihanna, etc. would be much less obvious about their "secret connections". Isn't that the point? When your "secret" gestures, handshakes, props, and gimmicks are being discussed on just about every entertainment/conspiracy theory blog under the sun, it's not so secret anymore and if the "Illuminati" allow people to catch onto their shit, they aren't very bright. Just saying.

The obvious Illuminati references are a publicity stunt.

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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)

Submitted by Scott in NYC on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 11:44pm.

You apparently know why we're here, so why are YOU here? That's the question you've been avoiding.

Uh, yeah. You're not impressing or fooling anyone with your delusions of moral superiority (seeing that you're awfully quick to judge people who aren't obscenely wealthy as "trailer trash"), so fuck off.

Lady CaCa is still a backpeddling douchebag who manages to dig a deeper hole for herself every time she opens her mouth. If she was such great friends with Vadge, she'd thank her for her obvious "inspiration". Make up your mind, asshole.

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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)

Bitch, grow your eyebrows back.

Oh, and Cadaveria called. She wants her style back. She's got more talent in her fucking toenail than you do in your entire skinny-fat body.

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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)

Submitted by Kandykane on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 12:08pm.

I give the woman a C- for trying so hard. She tries hard. Very hard.
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Hahahahahah. It is said that the much of the world is run by C students and that is problematic.

So much negativity in these comments - as usual. "Born This Way" is an awesome song and is not a ripoff of "Express Yourself." GaGa is talented, regardless of whether you like her music or not. I'm pretty sure people had similar criticisms of Madonna (no talent, ripoff artist, etc.) when she first exploded onto the scene but now people act like she's untouchable. She has imitated countless other artists (dancers, singers, actors, etc.) but put her own stamp on those interpretations. Why cant GaGa do the same? No one knows if she'll have Madonna incredible staying power but just enjoy her entertainment and lighten up. Or at least try not being so negative.

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Guys...come on. I'm like....98% sure she's punking everyone. Just like Kanye. She's making fun of the whole Pop Star thing. She's being satirical, down to revamping an old Madonna tune and seeing if people will actually buy it.
The whole "Nobody touches the Gaga" and "I'm the best singer in the world, blah blah"....guys, does that sound like something anyone would say in all seriousness? Of course not. She's playing you!

Submitted by MagnificentChichis: "I don't think it bothers Gaga at all to be a money-making, fame-seeking opportunist. That seems to be the point. It's like all about Eve. Eventually a Phoebe comes along. There's no Margo here; she was dead long ago."

Yes, love the reference!

Folks, her debut album was titled "The Fame Monster."

Gags will have her 3rd #1 this coming week. "Express...er...Born This Way" just hit #1 on the Billboard Hot 100, which makes this her 3rd #1 single. She is still behind BritBit and Katits Perry (4 each), but is way behind RiRi Fivehead (with 9). And y'all said that *anybody* could get a hit.

Is there any real, raw, soulful, truly talented artists these days?

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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
— William Goldman

BALUT!!!! HAHAHAHAA!!!!

Honestly, I don't get why Gaga offends people so much. The world is full of fake pop trash, and has been for a while now. What a shock. Back in the 80s this is how people felt about Madonna. Now are we supposed to be offended on Madonna's behalf, because another money-making, fame-seeking opportunist is cashing in on her... entrails? I don't think it bothers Gaga at all to be a money-making, fame-seeking opportunist. That seems to be the point. It's like all about Eve. Eventually a Phoebe comes along. There's no Margo here; she was dead long ago.

For everyone saying that Lady Gaga is just a copycat of Madonna, how many people did Madonna ape off from in her career? Lets see there was Marilyn Monroe, Marlene Dietrich, Cyndi Lauper, Deborah Harry, and that was just the 80's.

Hey Madonna: Marilyn called- she wants her look back..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W766McG0nk

I am a proud homo, and I want to be associated with Lady Gaga exactly as much as I want to be associated with the likes of Perez Hilton, Johnny Weir(d) or that prissy, obnoxious f*g on Glee.

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I was entirely unaware of how sucky it would get.

- Gautama.

so is she lesbian or bisexual?

Submitted by Wood Dragon on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 1:18pm.
I will lose all respect for the gheys if they buy into this fuckery. Achmed at the Pride Parade sealling rainbow buttons, and flags, and t-shirts is not there to celebrate pride he is making money

Im gay and ive lost some respect toward my own kind lol once again IDK HOW THIS FUCKERY IS A GAY ANTHEM (ROLLING MY EYES)

I hate gaga saying she supports us and how "oooo she is all about gay right" right she does it so us gays can buy her BS but im not falling into her cacaness

*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*

When did she get those face implants? Or, where the fuck have I been?...

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008

Submitted by sonah22 on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 3:47pm.

Eh Vadge is clever. She's probably letting this one do her thing because it shows that she's a copycat, and most likely her career won't last as long. She's more a novelty than a pop star. Pop stars have good songs to back it up and can dress however they want to. Case in point: Britney, who never has a flop despite walking barefoot in public with nappy ass hair. Britbrit focuses on the music production, or her handlers do at least, and she has personality. In the end people want personality, not gimmick. Gimmick gets old, as in boy bands, Spice girls, Xtina's "dirrty" phase, etc.

Oh, and about her being able to sing and play piano: A) she's the average singer who can hit notes. As someone who sings, I can say that there are a LOT of those. And B) Singer-songwriters are a dime a dozen, but the unique ones are very rare. It's admirable to have musical know-how, but as anyone who knows music will tell you, this one's voice is not a miracle by any means. It's just better than Kshit Perry's and Kesha's, and that is not a great feat.

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Amen to that.

Jay Leno's a fucking asshole.
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."

Submitted by ben_dover on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 12:39pm.

I thought the same thing....just that her voice reminded me of Leona Campbell(mad tv)
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It does! Hahaa

Eh Vadge is clever. She's probably letting this one do her thing because it shows that she's a copycat, and most likely her career won't last as long. She's more a novelty than a pop star. Pop stars have good songs to back it up and can dress however they want to. Case in point: Britney, who never has a flop despite walking barefoot in public with nappy ass hair. Britbrit focuses on the music production, or her handlers do at least, and she has personality. In the end people want personality, not gimmick. Gimmick gets old, as in boy bands, Spice girls, Xtina's "dirrty" phase, etc.

Oh, and about her being able to sing and play piano: A) she's the average singer who can hit notes. As someone who sings, I can say that there are a LOT of those. And B) Singer-songwriters are a dime a dozen, but the unique ones are very rare. It's admirable to have musical know-how, but as anyone who knows music will tell you, this one's voice is not a miracle by any means. It's just better than Kshit Perry's and Kesha's, and that is not a great feat.

Vadge is no fool.

The only thing that Vadge is loving is the fact that this twit has brought attention to a song that was collecting dust in the vaults. Caca's shit generated a renewed interest (and potential sales) for it.

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Ugh; made it about 2 minutes into the video before having to restrain myself from hitting the computer. She annoys the hell out of me.

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Submitted by Glambert on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 2:12pm.

WHAT???

Gaga is as far from down to earth as you can get! The bitch wears ridiculous costumes for attention and pretends they are deep 'art'.

If the bitch attached a used tampon to her eyeball her delusional little 'monsters' would convince themselves it was her statement on the uprising in Egypt.

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i almost pee'd myself while reading that. thanks muchly

Of course Madonna likes you Caca. You look like a fucking copycat amateur next to her.

Submitted by sarah990 on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 10:45am.
At least throughout fame she hasn't let it go to her head and she remains down to earth unlike Madonna who is a fucking pompous bitch.

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WHAT???

Gaga is as far from down to earth as you can get! The bitch wears ridiculous costumes for attention and pretends they are deep 'art'.

If the bitch attached a used tampon to her eyeball her delusional little 'monsters' would convince themselves it was her statement on the uprising in Egypt.

I will lose all respect for the gheys if they buy into this fuckery. Achmed at the Pride Parade selling rainbow buttons, and flags, and t-shirts is not there to celebrate pride he is making money.

The same way this song is about targeted marketing to make the Label and Caca $$$$$$$$

@ "Submitted by sarah990 on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 10:45am.

At least throughout fame she hasn't let it go to her head and she remains down to earth unlike Madonna who is a fucking pompous bitch."

I think Madonna's more down to earth when she's in trashy clothes without make up in Malawi....

@ "Submitted by CANDI on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 11:30am.

"and what about the alejandro music video? total rip-off of madonna. there has been too many "similarities" of her stuff to madonna."

She copied it this video from "Express yourself", "Like a prayer", "Justify my love" and "Vogue". -- Anything else to add to the list?

... maybe team Madonna wrote that email BEFORE listening to the rip-off!!!!????

Michael K is right..., Caca also stole Madge's blonde ambition haircut for the performance.

And parts of the "Express yourself" video show up in Caca's Alessandro video.

Caca has a voice and knows to play the piano... but she's a thief.

She's got all the charisma of a boiled potato. I found her quite boring in this interview. Maybe she's like that all the time, hence the big, shallow spectacle she creates. Pay no attention to the lady behind the curtain. She is the wizard of ego.

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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 12:14pm.
When she speaks it does not match her so called avant-garde persona. She sounds spoiled valley girl meets food court mall employee.

I thought the same thing....just that her voice reminded me of Leona Campbell(mad tv)

*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*

Submitted by RedRow on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 10:34am

Congrats! You'll be back to yourself in no time :)

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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am

Of course Madonna likes the song. It makes people remember when she did it. And it probably makes a certain segment of the population go running back to her work to hear it done right. And for God's sake, Gaga is a pop star, not a rock star she thinks she is. Her music is commercial. It doesn't fit with her whole "performance art" persona.

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Silly rabbit.

Loathe her. I used to think she was alright until she toured Australia. She did an interview and the interviewer put his hand out to shake, she slapped it away and said "Noone touches Gaga". Who the fuck do you think you are?

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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am

damn once hottie Sofia Vergara came out i was like who the hell is that rat face looking chick next to her and omg was caca rude with those eyes rolling all the time ?? B!TCH knows there was someone better in the room

*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*

I really did not want to like Gaga, especially because hideous people like Perez Hilton and Johnyy Weir like her. She really isn't all that bad, she does entertain, much more than Grisled up, skeletor madge could or ever will do.

There are so many other things to direct your contempt to... HELLO JENNIFER LOPEZ STILL BREATHES!

When she speaks it does not match her so called avant-garde persona. She sounds spoiled valley girl meets food court mall employee.

I give the woman a C- for trying so hard. She tries hard. Very hard.

I'm not a fan of her...but every time I watch her interview...I get sucked into some vortex where Lady Gaga is great and wonderful. Guuuuuuuh I kinda hate it but kinda like it too.

"Lady Antebellum, now that's the only lady I will remember."
I can't really tell if you're being sarcastic or not. Because what else do they have other than that cry-baby-drunk-lonely song that is doomed to forever play on work radio shows?

Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 10:02am.

Not sure if anyone's pointed this out, but that whole egg thing is eerily similar to the opening act in that movie "This is Spinal Tap." Only in the movie, one of the pods fails to open and one of the bandmembers is stuck in there for the entire concert. It was hilarious in the movie, and it would've been hilarious if the same malfunction happened to Gaga...maybe even more so because she takes herself so goddamn seriously.

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tee hee hee. god, i would've loved to see that.

I had to watch this last night because I had never seen her in an interview. She is so freaking weird. I couldn't stand to be around her if we were aquaintances. She was rude when Sofia Vergara came out and interviewed. It's like Caca can't be touched. She thinks she's all that. She tells the band 'I know what it's like to be over there guys.' As if saying she's better than them. Ricky Minor has more talent than Caca will ever attain. Her interview just made me hate her even more.

I much preferred lavender hair/lipstick and spray tanned Gaga. I hate this red lips, pastey skinned madonna gaga.

I much preferred lavender hair/lipstick and spray tanned Gaga. I hate this red lips, pastey skinned madonna gaga.

i was gonna stay out of this but-i gotta say my piece.

anyone who uses drugs to be her brand of "creative" which seems to translate to re-hashing old idea's/images/songs needs to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. the drugs definatly aint working if you're not producing anything original and considering she is MANUFACTURED POP theres no need to do that shit as she has a think tank team around her from the beginning because she is MANUFACTURED, she aint fucking original she needs to realise that and i think the main reason many people (myself included) dislike her is because she is disingenuous, people would not hate her as much if she were honest about this.

i saw her interview with larry king as she came off as a pretentious twat. i cant view this interview for some reason so maybe she has changed but hse needs to get off the idea shes the second coming-she aint. i remember when she first came out she was like "ohh no i'm not a feminist" but once she realised she could make money from that she suddenly was and i agree she seems to be milking the gay angle-i'm sure she does in fact support gays but i doubt she would go to such lengths if it had not already been done first and made safer by someone else *coughmadonnacough* to cover that territory.

seriously gaga, we see what you are doing-we are not as thick as many who work in showbusiness and we dont buy the hype!