You Can Cut The Sexual Tension With One Of Zac Efron's Eyebrows

This is what the line to the glory hole at Cinderella Castle's must look like, right? But no, this is two of Disney's most ravishing and cherished Adonises, Zac Efron and Joe Jonas, sitting next to each other at the Calvin Klein Men's show in NYC yesterday. Thighs parted.... Hands politely clasped... They're as stiff as a Republican politician waiting for the airport men's room to clear. That could only mean one thing: they are trying desperately not to act on their impulse to cuddle on each other's honey buns right there in front of everyone. Oh, how Zac just wants to softly blow at Joe's brows and watch them dance like wheat in the wind. At least that's what the thought bubbles that I created for their asses say.

If only a butterfly made of strawberry gloss landed on Joe's lips during the show. Zac cannot ignore anything made of lip gloss so he'd have to plant his lips on Joe's. That's obviously what Kellan Lutz, Jack Huston and the only and only Bryan Boy were hoping to see too.

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Submitted by putas on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 10:02am.

And i'm catching a real Robert Chambers vibe from Lutz.

My favorite and only story I know about Lutz ( i just like repeating his name) Lindsey Lohan was at a bar and tried to tell the bar to charge her drinks on his tab (she was nowhere near him in the club, guess they never even met) and it was just so funny. I can just imagine his vague look of confusion when he found out." Whaaa happened, Brah??? "

Submitted by putas on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 9:59am.

Kellan Lutz haz teh CARB FACE

Submitted by drzhivago on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 9:27am.

I typically love my men tall, dark and handsome but Kellan really needs to go back blond.

Submitted by Newportjoey on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 6:40am.

Y'all are right....Beiber will be sitting with them next year.

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Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 1:34am.

Those two are the most realistic couple I've seen in years.

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Submitted by illuminaupolis on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 9:01pm.

They look like two frat boys to me. Frat guys out of their element, trying to be artsy.

Submitted by mcnightmare on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 7:55pm.

it does look like every one there is two seconds from ripping off all of their clothes and howling like baboons.

it looks like the opening scene for some upscale gay porn.
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Submitted by Mitchymitch on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 7:52pm.

um... they both got chunky.

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Submitted by Mitchymitch on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 7:52pm.

um... they both got chunky.

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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 7:07pm.

This is totally, completely, and blindingly heterosexual.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 5:59pm.

HAHAHaaa that made me laugh so hard.
and turned on at the thought... wow im dirty

Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 4:01pm.
I'll say something nice. They make a lovely twink couple. On the other hand, the fight for who gets more inches on the double-headed dildo might be ugly.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 5:53pm.

Zac used to be have a "square" er face... what happened, his like all round and fat in the fat face now.

i mean id still hit it. but ill be asking questions later.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 6:17pm.

kellan lutz with joe jonas and zac efron - thats some gay porn shit happening. hunk bangs 2 twinks.

hay at least my question is answered, because when i saw joe jonas and zac efron only, first thought was...who bottoms?

but i can see kellan lutz totally ripping these two bitches a new hole.

and in the second last thumbnail, Joe is totally thinking...move your hand lower..yeh yeh thats it

Submitted by Snarf on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 5:34pm.

After the show, Kellan and Zac (probably)went back to the hotel room with Joe for a little two on one...

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Submitted by kylimayrow on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 5:20pm.

I love Bryan boy, what a hot mess of a Filipino man flower, finally his been named dropped on here! ahahah giggles all day long!

Submitted by Aunt Bea on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 5:15pm.

I must be getting old. Not one of them does a thing for me. Zac used to be cute but his face looks like it's getting bigger then his features.

Submitted by UltraBaroque on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 5:02pm.

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One a side note, it sucks that men don't have a lot of variety when it comes to fashion.

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Submitted by sushi on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 4:29pm.

Goddamn, Joe Jonas is fucking hot. He's got a squatty body but she's hot.

Submitted by ProfessorVP on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 4:26pm.

I've been pondering, as a lot of you likely have. My conclusion: both versatile. Am I wrong?

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 3:40pm.

Why do I have the feeling this is the punchline of a blind item?

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Submitted by Whatever on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 3:36pm.

These two just need to screw and get it over with already.

Submitted by kzdiver on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 3:01pm.

NICE bulge on Kellan in the last pic, although he looks sloppy compared to the other two. He's definitely the least likely to be gay. It is kind of weird how they are all wearing the exact same shoes. Lots of hotness in those photo's, though.

Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 2:31pm.

I'll say something nice. They make a lovely twink couple. On the other hand, the fight for who gets more inches on the double-headed dildo might be ugly.

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Thumbnail #5 needs to be a Caption This contest image. The expression on Joe's eyes and the way he is arching his eyebrows as Zac and Kellan have girl talk is priceless.

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Submitted by BitchyD on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 2:20pm.

If those two were ever to do an amateur porn, I'd want to see it.

Submitted by clairey claire on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 2:13pm.

I just saw the pic and thought to myself..hmm that guy next to Zac Efron is kinda hot. Its a FUCKING JONAS BROTHER! Kill me.

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Submitted by Margaret on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 2:11pm.

Zac is getting bloated like Leo did.

Submitted by Who Datt on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 2:08pm.

Hmmm...I guess Grandpappy's 4-H Club rent-boy is spending too much on them fancy cars. Calvin must have invited these twinks to the show because he's lookin' for a bitch who has his OWN ca$hmoney.

Submitted by CeeCee on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 2:00pm.

Ew. They look like Mormons.

Submitted by chaka1 on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 1:50pm.

OK Ladies...Don't they look just a little too pretty?

Submitted by sillykat on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 1:30pm.

Kellan Lutz looks like a frat boy turned used car salesman. That damn suit prob costs more than my car and he makes it look cheap as hell!

BryanBoy looks like he needs a nap.

Submitted by agirl on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 1:22pm.

lol Mr. Sulu on the left is just waiting for them to start making out - he doesn't want to miss a moment!

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 1:17pm.

OMG, all the GRAY! I love that color, but FUCK!

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 12:57pm.

Beiber fans, this is where your boy will be next year during the Grammys. In New York at a fashion show.

Submitted by spankypants on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 12:51pm.

There's gonna be some wide stance shoe tapping in the men's room stalls.

Submitted by toni on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 12:45pm.

Jack Huston has all the HOT the others lack, and he doesnt even have to try.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 12:41pm.

Damn, they make a pretty pair.

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Submitted by ethang on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 12:38pm.

Never found Zac hot when he was a twink but the slight weight gain suits him rather well.

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 12:33pm.

As Capitanne said: I don't know any straight men who would feel comfortable at a fashion show. I know some who like to dress nicely and follow trends (and I look at them with a little suspicion), but to actually go to a fashion show?

Mr. Hekki might, if he were forced at gunpoint or something.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 12:30pm.

Zac really needs to stop fighting the hot, what the hell. That hair doesn't suit him, nor does the double chin.

One a side note, it sucks that men don't have a lot of variety when it comes to fashion. I mean, look at that photo, they're all wearing the same fucking thing. Formal wear for men is basically a suit in various shades of grey to black, or navy. Casual wear is just, um, jeans/ shorts/ casual trousers and a tee shirt/ sleeved shirt or whatever.

Women can flit between a multitude of different dress styles; can also wear suits, trousers, shorts, whatever, with even more range to choose from when it comes to shoes. I guess this means that no woman has an excuse to look like shit, but sadly a lot of them still manage this.

Submitted by ritzyroxie on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 12:26pm.

Holy crap, the blond guy from twilight looks bloated as hell! And FYI, young male celebs, your knees can touch. We won't descend upon you with picket signs proclaiming you have a micro-penis. Take a cue from the ever elegant and demure Hamish Bowles.

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Submitted by babyruthnotdookie on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 12:23pm.

I emailed MK today but the moderator never got back to me. Anyway if it sucks then you who needs it

Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 12:23pm.

Zack doesn't look like his usual fabulous self lately. I don't know if it's the "just entered the Navy" haircut or what. His face just looks bloated and "off"

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Submitted by babyruthnotdookie on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 12:23pm.

I emailed MK today but the moderator never got back to me. Anyway if it sucks then you needs it

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Submitted by babyruthnotdookie on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 1:46pm.
ME How could people you never met hate you? They are aware that this is never never land right?

Anyway i went and tried to register and there is no confirmation code visible for me to type in?
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It looks like the mod for the forum is no longer, so you might want to email MK about confirming your registration. IDK.

Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 12:20pm.

I would never be able to pick Joe Jonas out of a lineup.

Submitted by babyruthnotdookie on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 12:16pm.

ME How could people you never met hate you? They are aware that this is never never land right?

Anyway i went and tried to register and there is no confirmation code visible for me to type in?

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 12:15pm.

they all have the same shoes on

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Submitted by Ding_Dong on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 12:15pm.

Zac is HOT in that suit!

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