All Hail, The Picture Of Absolute Ginger Perfection
Words will cheapen this beyond beautiful public moment between Rojo Caliente, her queen Cynthia Nixon and the adorable new Rojo Prince of Gingers Max Ellington Nixon-Marinoni (aka Prince MEN), so I will leave you to print this out in the finest velvet, frame it in gilded gold and place it at an altar surrounded by cinnamon candles. This is my new religion (sorry, Church of Lucite). Who needs a fireplace (or even a radiator that works) when you've got this?
But I will say just one thing.... Why the hell are they posing in front of that cheap ass business park curtain?! They should be in front of a royal blue velvet curtain trimmed with solid gold! Oh, what am I saying? Rojo is forever humble. And we pray....
(Thanks to everyone who sent this in)
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Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 9:26pm.
charlie m,
That story sounds suspiciously like the one about eating Pop Rocks and drinking Coke at the same time. I did it, and my brain did not explode. Also, I have torn through TONS of Bubble Yum and never once did I bite into black widow spider eggs.
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it's 100% true. i know because my long time buddy at the bar told me a while back and i know he wouldn't lie to me.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Submitted by Jana on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 9:32pm.
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i think it is. the dog's name is toby. it is dragging its ass on the carpet. it is the dog in the stanley steamer carpet cleaner commericals.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Submitted by Jana on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 9:12pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 9:00pm.
Hasn't Red Bull (the drink) been banned?
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not in Canada, not yet, anyway. We're legal at 18 to drink alcohol here. I did hear Red Bull was hazardous though and personally, I only drink it on rare occasions.
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The legal age to drink in Canada depends what province you're in.
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Water Ran
For I have known them all already, known them all; Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons, I have measured out my life with coffee spoons
Submitted by charlie m on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 9:21pm.
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I know this isn't an OP but I was curious is that a yellow lab on your avi?
Mine is Lucky, a black & white beagle mixt. I also have a black lab.
On topic- the baby is cute, I was thinking of dying my hair to that sorta color in Spring. I'm sick of the blonde, time for a change.
Cute bebeh and parents! Looking at this pic makes my old icy heart feel all melty.....seriously, they are an adorable family! I hope they beat the Hollyweird odds and stay together forevah....
Oh, that is the CUTEST little ginge baby!
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I mean, we should ALL look like Richard Simmons at least one time in our lives-MK
charlie m,
That story sounds suspiciously like the one about eating Pop Rocks and drinking Coke at the same time. I did it, and my brain did not explode. Also, I have torn through TONS of Bubble Yum and never once did I bite into black widow spider eggs.
That baby is cute as hell!
*standing on top of hamper**screaming* Prince Charles YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER! These are Prince Harry's real parents! And that's his wittle brother!!! *jumping off hamper & stomping off*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull: ".. But I remember when Old Dirty Bastard went and applied for welfare and got a check right then and there..."
Aw, leave ODB alone, may he rest in peace!
Whatever happened to Fiona Apple? I'm watching her "Criminal" video. I know that she got kind of punky at times (she did apologize to fans for bailing on an NYC show years ago), blah, blah, but what happened to her? Quite a lyricist, that one.
Submitted by mbar on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 9:05pm.
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you can overdoes on sodium also. brain damage. there was this other fucker who was trying to get over a hangover and he ate a huge salty breakfast and downed a couple of liters of gatorade in a short time and it fried his brain. easy does it, folks. there is nothing good that comes of downing any shit real fast.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Aww, what a cute little feller!
Are his fingers ok
mbar (which sounds JUST like my first name hahah) FOUR LARGE Starbucks drinks??? Your poor ticker!
And I think they just banned Four Loko, but they changed their formula and you can buy them again (if you like drinking disgusting shit).
Submitted by mbar on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 9:05pm.
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had a man in my area a while back who overdosed on caffeine and died. his eyes started bleeding and he was shaking and shit. on just caffeine. way too much of it. it was in the paper.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 9:00pm.
Hasn't Red Bull (the drink) been banned?
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not in Canada, not yet, anyway. We're legal at 18 to drink alcohol here. I did hear Red Bull was hazardous though and personally, I only drink it on rare occasions.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 9:00pm.
Hasn't Red Bull (the drink) been banned?
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They're not as bad as those Starbucks mocha/latte energy drinks. The large ones. One time, I didnt even read the crack content on those and I drank like 3 or 4 in a row (I was studying for finals) and I swear to God I almost had a heart attack. I was full body shaking and my heart was like BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! I was like, "How the fuck is this stuff legal?" I just liked the taste, I wasn't looking for heart attack times.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 8:58pm.
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull: "If I could just add something to this - they pay for their own shit and aren't living off public funds."
They are not off the hook. Have you seen "Sex in the City" I and II?
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Do they owe us a refund? At least those who actually saw that bullshit....who'd pay actual CASH for that bullshit?!?!....
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
OMG BjorkYou I shall be steeped by this awesomeness! Thanks!
** and here in California, I buy it all the time. I know it's not good for me, though... And never seen Sex and the City.. But I remember when Old Dirty Bastard went and applied for welfare and got a check right then and there...
Hasn't Red Bull (the drink) been banned?
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull: "If I could just add something to this - they pay for their own shit and aren't living off public funds."
They are not off the hook. Have you seen "Sex in the City" I and II?
@Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 8:50pm.
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don't tell but my confidence got a boost from some sugar free red bull and vodka for 4 days straight. It's good to have my feet back on the ground though.
Submitted by sushi on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 8:36pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 7:51pm.
The kid is cute, but Rojo is just hideous looking. That is one ugly woman, but they seem happy, so obviously looks aren't everything.
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I don't see hideous or ugly with Rojo. She may not be a raving beauty, but she has a smiling happy face that makes me like her.
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Never said she was a bad person or that I didn't like her. IMO, she is a bit on the unfortunate side. I might be ugly too. It is all in the eye of the beholder. It's dlisted and people pretty much can say the truth if they like. People are called ugly on here all the time. That's the internet.
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull: "BjorkYou - now I'm gonna be singing the only lyric I know from 'Goodbye Horses' all night long! (But I like to, so thanks!)
I'm flyin, flyin, flyin, over youuuuuuu.... (tuck, sway, pucker)"
For you:
http://vimeo.com/16378337
Lyrics:
http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/130525/
Song in its entirety:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ
If I could just add something to this - they pay for their own shit and aren't living off public funds.
No, Rojo is not cute.
Maybe the poster meant that the f'ed up situation is her ugly dad. If the poster meant f'ed because they're gay, well, I'm tired of answering that kind of shit. (Though watch someone post something really homophobic and my Norma Desmond claws will start clacking the keyboards.)
Me, I think the kid is lucky to have two loving, articulate, smart parents.
They look really happy.
As for hot ginges, forever Scully. Forever.
He is unbelievably beautiful! Just like my Grand-daughter.... Absolute perfucksion!!! ;D
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Future Prince Hot Ginge Part II?
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Please get the fuck out ---->
I'm mixed w/you sometimes Jana, but I admire your spunk. Maybe I'm jealous of your confidence. :-)
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 8:43pm.
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I typically like your one liners, I've noticed some. Makes me smirk.
I wonder if they made sure to find some ginge sperm.
Usually newborn babies are fug but this is one adorable ginge.
Cute.
BjorkYou - now I'm gonna be singing the only lyric I know from "Goodbye Horses" all night long! (But I like to, so thanks!)
I'm flyin, flyin, flyin, over youuuuuuu.... (tuck, sway, pucker)
That baby is pure adorable.
Baby Rojo is adorable...I love his hair :)
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
What a gorgeous little ginger! Loves me red-headed babehs (I come from a large family of ginges). I credit the love of the ginge in the US to Ron Howard, who couldn't love Opie/Richie? Too bad other countries don't feel the same. And congrats to the mommies, too!
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
Submitted by charlie m on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 8:37pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 8:30pm.
((HUGS)) Christine! Yeah I want to know what the situation is too. Having a set of loving parents? We should all have been so lucky.
*passes CTH a large delicious cocktail*
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NO. christine doesn't drink. i'm on the wagon also, believe it or not.
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Whoops...thanks for the info Charlie and good for you! Hope you're doing OK.
*replaces cocktail with fizzy water and lime*
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull: "...It jerks off to responses."
You're referring to him as "it" reminds me of Buffalo Bill lowering the lotion down the well, all while saying, "It puts the lotion on its skin."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQb2m6VJ-eo
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 8:30pm.
((HUGS)) Christine! Yeah I want to know what the situation is too. Having a set of loving parents? We should all have been so lucky.
*passes CTH a large delicious cocktail*
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NO. christine doesn't drink. i'm on the wagon also, believe it or not.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 7:51pm.
The kid is cute, but Rojo is just hideous looking. That is one ugly woman, but they seem happy, so obviously looks aren't everything.
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I don't see hideous or ugly with Rojo. She may not be a raving beauty, but she has a smiling happy face that makes me like her.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 8:26pm.
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 8:07pm.
Damn! Even the baby know he's in a fucked up situation.
What , exactly, is the fucked up situation? Please elaborate.
Mr. mercury, I heart you.
and, I agree, report the fuck. I did.
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((HUGS)) Christine! Yeah I want to know what the situation is too. Having a set of loving parents? We should all have been so lucky.
*passes CTH a large delicious cocktail*
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
hahahaha Mike! Yes - I'll have to piggyback and spit that out every time hubby complains about something.
I have to say that Ms. Rojo looks absolutely beautiful in this picture. Michael, you must be "over the moon." Actually, I am pretty jazzed for them too!
This issue is being addressed.
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 8:07pm.
Damn! Even the baby know he's in a fucked up situation.
What , exactly, is the fucked up situation? Please elaborate.
Mr. mercury, I heart you.
and, I agree, report the fuck. I did.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
Is that a shower curtain behind them?? Well, I'm happy these two have a baby. Gays make the best parents :)
Agreeing with Christine the Hoff - Ignore it and click "report abuse." The racist & sexist stuff is bad enough, but the "jokes" aren't even funny/witty/intelligent, etc. Stupid stupid stupid. Not that reporting it will do anything, but at least you're doing SOMETHING (satisfy the urge to respond to this ass) and not feeding this hemorrhoid. It jerks off to responses.
I'M TOO FUCKING DRUNK TO READ ANYTHING, BUT THAT GINGER BABY IS ADORABLE. IT SHOULD BE LUCKY IT'S GROWING UP IN THE US WHERER THEY DONÄT HAVE AS MUCH GIGNER HATE AS THE UK AND IRELAND.
AND ALSO, I DONT KNOW WHAT ROJO'S REAL NAME IS EVEN. IT'S SO WEIRD THAT I JUST SPEAK DLISTED AND PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTNAD ME,.
RAH, I NEED MORE VODJAKS
Submitted by Poopele on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 7:52pm.
The baby is a spitting image of his father...no..wait...his mother?...no...uh...uh...nevermind.....
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Unfortunately, Poopy, we know what you're the spitting image of. Your name spells it out all too well.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"