Mimi Is Barefoot, Pregnant And Over It
Mimi is not letting a little thing called FULL OF BABIES!!! get in the way of selling her line of 1980s hooker sneakers, bottled pregnancy farts (smells like old honeycombs and Hello Kitty's amniotic fluid) and bedazzled butterfly trinkets on HSN last night. In the above clip, Mimi makes it known that she's seven matte shades of NOT AMUSED when HSN shows a shot her looking like a bloated and beached merwhale waiting for Greenpeace volunteers to roll her back into the ocean so that she continue to entertain sea life with the magical musical notes that dance out of her blowhole.
That wasn't right of HSN. It also wasn't right for the host to do nothing while Mimi's swole hooves are practically in his face. Make yourself useful, ho! Grab the cotton candy oil and massage the ache out of 'em! The Care Bear Stare Princess is waiting!
If you need more of Mimi from last night, click here for a bunch of clips.
(Thanks Bruce)
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***quint*** HAHAhhHHAHAHHAHaa I die laughing every day at the comments you post. Fucking hysterical! Keep it up!!
Why does it seem she's been pregnant for two years?
Fucking pathetic attention whore with the speaking skills of a gifted 6 year old.
i adore mariah but lets get real, she was like this b4 pregnancy. she's the only artist i've seen who laid back during interviews and this was the 90s lmao. i've always found it funny tho. and she's always been picky about which lighting is used and angles and whatnot. so this makes perfect sense now that she's pregnant.
its weird, when i was pregnant, my normally bitchy and confrontational personality totally changed to a passive, gentle person.my husband loved it and i was also ( cringe) horny all the time. i also never craved any junk food. every pregnancy is different.of course after the baby and about 6 months i went back to my abrasive self.
baby jane you haVE twins? bless your heart! thats hardcore. glad you made it ok and the kids did too. when i was a prego they at first thought i was having twins and you should have seen the bead of sweat on my husbands face!
it is classic. i used to be hooked on hsn and watch or go on the site constantly buying celebrity crap. suzanne somers, miss tina,( knowle) you name it while my husband was deployed in iraq. ( yes i have addiction issues) ebay too, used to love to snipe. anyway. mariah just kills me. her music career is so over and she dresses like its 1995.
This is classic!
I can't hate on Mimi. I LOVE her. Besides, when I was pregnant with my twins, I milked it for all it was worth. 16 years later and those twins are still a pain in my ass.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
she should realize her fans love this shit and eat it up with a spoon. they only wish they were there, feeding her grapes, massaging her feet and talking loads of girl talk.
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"Come Back As A Flower: Songs of Stevie Wonder" - w/Mimi Fox, Akira Tana and more - name-your-price download at http://tiny.cc/u5fa8
LOL. She probably had 4 slaves to carry her outta there too. My mum was pregnant with twins and still insisted on ROLLERSKATING to work!
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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am
LOL at the whining. I'm secretly so jealous of women who can totally go for the moment. I'm programmed to suck it up, so no screaming or ranting for me during labour. Mimi is gonna make everyone's life hell when her time comes ("You'll never touch me again, asshole! This is all your fault"). I'm looking forward to the blind item on that one.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
This woman is absolutely nanners.
Well Mimi the public is pretty over you and your crying about being pregnant. STFU and deal with it like a normal person. Spoiled snot.
Miss Piggy is on HSN!?!?!
If they told her they wouldn't show her at that angle, then I don't blame her for being annoyed. I think she looks adorable but she's obviously self-conscious, so why not respect her wishes? Mariah may be spoiled and a diva but she's self-made with genuine talent, so she earned everything she has.
Ohhh I LOOOOOOVE HSN! It's so entertaining! It's so interesting to see how they're going to spin the really ugly shit they're hawking. Not to be a snob, but most of the "fashions" they sell would be laughed off the streets of NYC. The jersey muumuus, the patchwork leather handbags in baby diarrhea orange, the hot pink tweed vests, the shower sandals with the massaging soles... It's SO FUN!!!
If you dont want your big maternity ass to be televised dont go on freaking TV you idiot, lol voice over,what a dumb bitch.
Mimi, you are the fat, phat glittery whale that keeps on giving.
Come on, she's funny, intentionally and especially unintentionally.
Love "Up Out My Face."
I find her cute. Nick must really freaking love her because she is super high maintenance, and I think Mariah really freaking loves him too because she has been wanting to have his baby for a good while.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
lol mk!!! @ least she's really preggers & not all kelly preston.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
I hate Mimi, knocked up or not, and so feel no special compunction not to hate more on her because she's a ginormous whale now, and I want to go all Captain Ahab on her ass and harpoon the shit out of her.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
IMHO, Mimi's face looks the same as before she was pregnant. She has always had a round look to her. She is so vain that she doesn't want her belly on tv, but she is also so greedy that she still shills on HSN when she is super big preggers and obviously uncomfortable.
What a monster. I would hate to work for her. I pity and pray for her nannies - you know she will have an underpaid team of them around the clock.
She was on HSN at the very beginning of her pregnancy, not even showing, and was laying on the couch. I sent something about it in to dlisted, but it wasn't featured. Does she really to have her feet up? Doubtful. But doesn't she think she is a princess and always wants to be treated like one? I think so.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
$75.00? girlfriend, please...your perfume aint no "White Diamonds." (get well soon, Liz)
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
If HSN was selling her perfume for $75 then I got a damn good deal on mine. I got the perfume, lotion, and shower gel in a set for $39.95. I hardly ever wear it, I just like the bottle.
Submitted by spankypants on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 6:59pm.
I can't hate on her ass. Pregnancy is really rough on my body and I have some health issues as a result. The earth mothers will tell you how natural and beautiful it is if you just have the right massages and choose the right doula.
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This made me laugh for real! I totally know what you mean! Pregnancy was rough for me as well and I wanted to slappity-slap those hippies who acted like it was all fluffy clouds and sunshine! It is amazing, but it is difficult and swollen and achy and hormonal too!
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I mean, we should ALL look like Richard Simmons at least one time in our lives-MK
Sadly I tuned into some of this mess myself. I was riveted. For those of you criticizing, she's pregnant with twins! Not every woman has just the cute basketball in front.
Submitted by moonmaid on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 6:39pm.
It seems like she has been preggers for a long, long time! She never really bothered me, because at least she has singing talent. But I think Nick Cannon must be the most patient man alive. They are kind of cute together, it's sort of sweet, in a celebrity kinda way.
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Yea, well, that and the fact that, I doubt he's around her, as much as they try to make him seem to be. I mean, that and the fact, that she's Mariah Carey, granted no where near the status she was in her heyday, but, the fact is, Mariah Carey still had a heyday, and he never did, so I guess that fact, while she's screaming for OREOS in a 7 Octave voice, kind of softens the blow...yea?
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Please get the fuck out ---->
:) I think she'll be a good mom, but also the kind of mom who will bleach her kid's hair before preschool. I'll bet Mimi's kid is cuter than Suri, and can wear higher heels.
I'm just surprised she did'nt go the "pillow baby" route...and have some poor surrogate in India carry the contents of the petri dish to term for her.Hang tough Mariah.You're in the home stretch now.
How can she even get rings and shoes on her bloated extremities?
I happened upon this mess by accident last night while slightly (??) drunk and I couldn't believe the prices on some of her crap. I have nothing to say about her appearance or personality but she was literally selling the tackiest grandma looking cubic zirconium pins/earrings/ necklaces for 85.00 and up and those products were easily 'made in china' rejects worth 1/100th of the cost.
I was miserable preg with one at a time, so I'm not gonna hate on her for this.
I also may be in the minority, but I think she waited a long time for this and is really gonna get off on being a great mom.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
I can't hate on her ass. Pregnancy is really rough on my body and I have some health issues as a result. The earth mothers will tell you how natural and beautiful it is if you just have the right massages and choose the right doula.
I watched a little of this last night just for my own personal amusement and here is what I observed:
1. Purposeful soft lighting which I'm SURE Mimi demanded to have.
2. Talking out her ASS over anything they brought up.
3. The host was one of those OVERLY annoying British guys and just kissed her damn ass all night, oohing and awwing over every single thing they brought out.
4. chinlee3 is right - Mimi is SO OVER THIS. I doubt she'll ever do pregnancy again.
She had some kind of shoes on there that were half animal print, half glittery-crystal-y, platform with super high heel, and seriously - all I kept thinking was trashy stripper. Not even attractive.
This reminds me of the Fam. Guy Ep:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4UK322rW7I&feature=related
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UPDATE! No-one gives a shit!
-Tourette's Guy
I bet she doesn't go the preggers route ever again.
She has every right to be angry. Nobody should be forced to look at her beached whale lookin ass
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"Drink that Xenutini like you don't give a fuck, John Travolta!" -MK
she is such a self conscious cunt
"much like a neutered dog,you don't get it" - Marcy D'Arcy
This makes me think of Octomom.
It seems like she has been preggers for a long, long time! She never really bothered me, because at least she has singing talent. But I think Nick Cannon must be the most patient man alive. They are kind of cute together, it's sort of sweet, in a celebrity kinda way.
CATTLEPROD HER ASS
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Submitted by Cowjam on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 5:54pm.
$250.00 cash American for a bottle of her toilet water??!!
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I couldn't get past that either, but apparently they were selling it for the bargain basement price of $67.50; really?
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
The only Home Shopping I ever tuned into was when Jeff Hewson I think his name was, was on QVC. People used to think it was "Houston" and he wanted to be called Jeffrey. Unbelievably good looking and you knew he was a cad if he wasn't gay. He married another of the hosts and reportedly treated her badly. Sort of like the original "Saturday Night Live" cast, nothing since is any good. One host was named "Kathy Levine" I think and her and Joan Rivers would joke about wearing her jewelry "to hold up" adult diapers. They were a scream.
OMG, if that's only 7 months she's gonna get huge!! No snark here either, that's about the point that you go from loving being pregnant to GET THIS THING (or in here case these things) OUTTA ME.
Awww, I think she looks pretty...
pregnancy is a bitch. With my second, I was sick every day for seven months straight, and then he was born two months premature.
I can't even IMAGINE carrying twins.
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Well-behaved women rarely make history
I happen to think pregnancy is a beautiful thing, so I'm not going to make any comments about what she looks like. Besides, she is having twins.
She probably drives Nick crazy with all that damn whining, though.
No snark from me either, at least not on her pregnancy. I know what I was like, and it wasn't pretty. Nick Cannon must be ready to punch her in the face by now, x 2.
I haven't watched HSN in a long time, but this guy is working it!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."