Nothing Comes Between John Travolta And Hot Man Ass
One would think that one of the main reasons (among many, I'm sure) why John Travolta is still married to Kelly Preston is so that he can deliver the portrait of heterosexual perfectness to those out there who have yet to get a whiff of his post-sauna man ass breath. That would include trying to act like he sometimes doesn't mind touching her tongue with his when they're out in public. But nope. John Travolta isn't even trying to act. That's what The National Enquirer (via SS) says anyway. Their sources say that at a restaurant recently, Kelly Preston picked at her dinner roll while John Travolta tried to pick up their hot waiter.
When John found out that their waiter is trying to make it in Hollywood, he immediately turned on the moves and went for that shit. The source says, “When John learned his studly server was an aspiring actor, he asked what projects he’d worked on, who represented him, etc. – and then flashed that award-winning smily and asked, ‘Could you give me your phone number? I might be able to help you out’. The waiter told me it really bothered him that Kelly never even looked up at him — not once!”
Kelly is a damn professional! Like she's going to break the straight wall? NEVER! This "pretending to be a loving wife" thing is probably doing wonders for Kelly's acting skills. I bet she doesn't even step out of character for a second when John orders the tossed salad and sausage on a bed of polenta from a hot waiter. Or when he throws her a "mint, please" look after coming back from the men's room with a fresh dick scent on his tongue. Fuck, Juillard! Being John Travolta's wife is how you really sharpen your craft.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1359129/John-Travolta-leave...
Mark Ebner of Hollywood Interrupted noted that Kelly Preston likes black men; she essentially gets double-teamed by the dark meat. That's her secret.
This situation kind of sucks for Kelly, because I'm sure when they first got together John promised to be discreet and not embarrass her, but now that he's old and running out of peen time, he realizes he wants to be OUT, but he still wants his family, so he wants her to just be there for him as his best friend and mother of his children while he does whatever he wants RIGHT OUT IN THE OPEN!!!
Now, Kelly has many years invested in this relationship and kids, so if she leaves it would be hard for her to get another man plus she wouldn't be Mrs. John Travolta anymore, he would make it hard for her because he wants to be not only a manwhore, but a FAMILY MAN.
So, I guess you get what you ask for in life, Kelly, honey, you thought you were getting a good deal, but now you're a dowager with one child and an infant, an openly gay husband, and what are you gonna do about it, dear?
My real question is, is Kelly a closet lez?
Only because before Travolta, her hit parade included long romances with Charlie Sheen and George Clooney.
I think the same about SJP, who lived with Robert Downey JR for years, before Matthew Broderick.
Is it that they don't want to come out as lezzies?
I wonder if we will ever know for sure.
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RE: why kelly stays with JT.
Well they are Scientologists, and one of the the first thing Scientos do is get out of you your deepest darkest secrets (via the e-meter auditing). Then they have stuff to threaten you with if you are thinking of leaving.
Wasn't she the one who was *shot* (accidentally, riiiight) by Charlie Sheen many moons ago? And didn't she once get engaged to George Clooney (who treats women as disposable) - yes I am too lazy to Google all that shit.
Maybe she and JT are genuinely fond of each other and within the relationship, who knows, they may be completely honest with one another. A marriage of convenience to a wealthy famous actor might have been a relief to her after some of the other straight guys she'd been with. Maybe she figured the beard gig would be long term and have many benefits for her - without ever dreaming what the cost would be and now she is in waaaaay too deep to leave.
It is fucked up though, in general to live a lie and the fact that they denied Jett's autism and Kelly's recent faked pregnancy makes me worry for the future for Ella and the new baby. JT denying he's ghey is nothing in comparison to all that fuckery.
I DON'T get it! Why would she stay with him? It's not like she is a young up & coming actress that needs John for publicity, etc.
And if all these gay rumours are true then I wonder about their sex life? Do they even have one? Do they only do it on special occassions? Or have they only done it to procreate?
Kelly must really love him to turn a blind eye. She is an attractive woman and I'm sure she could get someone else.
This shit intrigues me, it shouldn't, but it bloody does!
Who says Preston doesn't have her own very discreet piece[s] on the side? And the reason she "settles for Travolta" is for the money, of course.
And trust me: whether his wig is on, off or askew in the morning makes no difference to Preston because she never sees it, unless it's at the breakfast or lunch table.
Beards are nothing new in Hollywood, and many women are glad to fill the role because it means lifetime security, children, money, real estate, etc. without a lot of effort. Yeah, Travolta's kids are probably his biologically, but that isn't proof that he and Preston have ever had a het relationship (artificial insemination, anyone?). I've seen Travolta a lot around town, and bi he is not. He's a man's man and he's never been very discreet about it.
I don't get it, Kelly's a good looking chick, why settle for Travolta?
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 6:17pm.
I have a sudden uncontrollable urge to set John's wig on fire.
That goes double for me, Mr. Mercury--(hey, that rhymed)!
Seriously though, that has got to be the most douchey, painfully obvious, monkey-hair weave muffin-top wig ever. I bet that thing crawls around on its own and breaks things when John-John takes it off at midnight and when they wake up to the mess he and the missus blame it on "space-ghosts".
I know I'm not the first one to think in this direction - she's a hag
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As useless as a saggy pair of tits
I have a sudden uncontrollable urge to set John's wig on fire.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
This is news how?
Just another dinner with the Revoltas.
they're both gross. she looks like that Trista bachelorette chick. yuck.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 3:03pm.
Me too. I believe he's gay/bi whatever, but besides a luxurious lifestyle, what's in it for her?
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I think it's good old-fashioned religious crazy. She seems pretty into Scientology, protesting psychiatric drugs and all that. Scientology considered being gay an illness, in fact in the 50s, it claimed that Dianetics could "cure overt homosexuality", and a Scientology Centre supported Prop 8. I don't know, I hope he just says fuck it and does whatever will make him happy. Everyone who isn't hooked up to an e-meter doesn't give a shit.
LEANING TOWARD MEN, NOT MEAN!!!!!! SORRY!
LEANING TOWARD MEN, NOT MEAN!!!!!! SORRY!
john is bisexual as hell with a leaning towards mean. probably 70 percent for men 30 percent for females. he can and does have sex and has had "real" relationships with women but always dudes on the sides. he is known as one of the nicest persons in hollywood to males and females waiters, staff, waitresses, flight passengers, strangers etc and is beloved in clearwater by scientos and non scientos alike. but damn, what a life. come out as bi, or something, john. don't ask me where i got my info lets just sat i have known this since 1989 and was shocked back then.
Just think of where that toupee has been!
With each day, John is becoming the Michael Caine man-hungry bisexual husband to Kelly Preston's Maggie Smith in "California Suite". But at least it was implied that Michael did fuck Maggie at least once in the film. With these two, who knows?
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 4:08pm.
>>...sit there quietly and chew on expensive food with jewels dangling from my wrist while my "husband" winks at other dudes? I can do that.<<
Ditto and ditto! ;o)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAY TO GO, Manero!!!!
Just go disco!
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Kelly should look at it that way. She is being paid to work on her acting skills. Lord knows she needs the practice.
He COULD have just been trying to recruit him to the Scientology camp.
Pffft, why would she care if he's getting some dudes phone numbers? She's getting paid to do a job and she's doing it.
I wouldn't mind being a millionaire's beard, but I couldn't have kids with the guy. That level of dedication takes a special kind of person. But sit there quietly and chew on expensive food with jewels dangling from my wrist while my "husband" winks at other dudes? I can do that.
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 3:19pm.
Can you imagine how knowing that shit would fuck with your head? "Oh yeah son, you can thank a faulty coathanger for your current existence." I hope he got some serious therapy to deal with being L. Ron Hubbard's son!
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Thy probably both have men on the side lol
He put the moves on my kid when he worked at WME.
Done.
My brother and SIL still insist to this day that John Travolta is straight. They actually know the father of the pilot John was photographed kissing, and the father claims that "that's just how John is...he is very affectionate with everyone."
I really need to place a bet with them...I could own their asses someday SOON.
Submitted by joe shmoe: "...I believe he's gay/bi whatever, but besides a luxurious lifestyle, what's in it for her?"
If she has a piece on the side, maybe that's enough to make up for the lack of love in her marriage. Maybe she does have a good relationship/friendship with him, and every other need is being met somehow.
Not something I would ever choose, but I can envision an arrangement that could be tolerable.
That old school Playboy interview with L. Ron's son, who's had to change his identity to try and escape the "Church" fucked with my head.
He said his father used to perform abortions on his mother, and that he was the product of a failed abortion.
Such FUCKED things in that article.
That hair piece is just awful.
Somuchbetterthanyou I know the whole thing is a big WTF!!!
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"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
"an award winning smily"? wot?
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Water Ran
So, I'm just now reading that 5 million page article on Scientology (and writer/director Paul Haggis) in the New Yorker, and 2 things --
1. Didn't realize Haggis was such a prolific writer/executive producer on so many well-known television shows before his Oscar winnings,
and
2. Hooooooly Shit! Paul Haggis' daughter, Alissa, on the differences between "regular" and $cio schoolmates ==> “'If you hurt yourself, the first thing I and other Scientology kids do is go quiet.' Scientology preaches that, if you touch the wound to the object that caused the injury and silently concentrate, the pain lessens and a sense of trauma fades."
Whaaa-da-fuuuuck?
Submitted by rukiddingme on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 1:39pm.
If this stuff about John is true, I don't understand what is in it for Kelly Preston? Their son Jet and daughter Ella both look(ed) like John. I don't care if Kelly is being paid and/or has her own side piece, I just find it really hard to believe that a woman would live like that for years and years
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Me too. I believe he's gay/bi whatever, but besides a luxurious lifestyle, what's in it for her?
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Water Ran
I suppose she looks back on Charlie Sheen "accidentally" shooting her as "the good old days" compared to this fuckery.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
Snowy, Indeed the New Yorker is certainly credible and it's good to see news outlets like that print pieces like that.
Could you imagine if the New York times ran a front page expose on these guys! Now THAT would sell some papers!
Jesus Christ! Everyone knows John.
That waiter is probably like score me some old man dick. I hope he gets photos when Gay John is fucking him
Did Mary just have a facial peel?
She has that telltale 'shiny face'.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 2:19pm.
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I read that piece, WOW they really went after her eh! That's the problem, they have powerful people that they’ve either converted or they've blackmailed, either way it's power they can use at any given time to silence their detractors.
I don’t doubt for a second these people have killed for the organization. Watch to see if all of a sudden Haggis is either accused flat out or is insinuated into some sort of sordid sex related scandal. Sex scandals seem to be their forte.
Like I say I can just imagine the shit these people have done over the years.
...yeesh...you b*tches...
...has it not occurred to any of you that Mr. Travolta may have spotted a budding thespian with real talent and was kindly offering his assistance to this hard working young man out of purely noble and honourable intentions?...
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA................
Totally agree about Sciento being evil, crazy stuff, though...someone posted on here last week a link to I believe the only published interview with L. Ron's son that appeared in some men's magazine back in 1983...truly chilling stuff...blackmail, intimidation and harassment are everyday tools for these bast*rds...
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...the judges on 'Cupcake Wars' need to get a life...
Whamo - YEP! As an ex-high level member, he's very dangerous to the organization.
I'm only on page 9.....
Lets hope he's not found dead....
Whamo/M.E. yes and the fact that the piece came out in The New Yorker and not The Enquirer or whatever.
It's the most emailed story on the site too
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"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
Submitted by Jana: "EVERYONE knows he's gay.
But if this story is true, I can hardly believe that the waiter would have been ''bothered'' by Kelly's nonchalance."
EGGZACKLY! That's the only part of the story I find a little hard to swallow. (heh heh)
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 2:14pm.
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Paul Haggis I think is the first person that seems to have these guys worried. He's seen as a credible source and seems to really have these guys on their heels. He might be the person that finally puts a dent into these crazy fuckers. I can just imagine the depravity this organization has done and is doing; these are one scary bunch of fucking wackadoodles.
Travolta is a sexual PREDATOR!!. He is scum.
Whamo - read this:
http://www.lermanet.com/paulette-cooper/
Whamo - The thing I read about that lady that was trying to expose th CO$ and how they went to great lengths to infiltrate her life and try to kill her without making it look like a homicide scared the SHIT out of me.
I can't remember her name right now....lemme go look.
M.E. I know! CRAZY!!
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
SNOWPHAT!
This part of the article speaks VOLUMES:
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Carrying an empty, locked briefcase, Haggis went to the Advanced Organization building in Los Angeles, where the material was held. A supervisor then handed him a folder, which Haggis put in the briefcase. He entered a study room, where he finally got to examine the secret document—a couple of pages, in Hubbard’s bold scrawl. After a few minutes, he returned to the supervisor.
“I don’t understand,” Haggis said.
“Do you know the words?” the supervisor asked.
“I know the words, I just don’t understand.”
“Go back and read it again,” the supervisor suggested.
Haggis did so. In a moment, he returned. “Is this a metaphor?” he asked the supervisor.
“No,” the supervisor responded. “It is what it is. Do the actions that are required.”
Maybe it’s an insanity test, Haggis thought—if you believe it, you’re automatically kicked out. “I sat with that for a while,” he says. But when he read it again he decided, “This is madness.”"
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 1:44pm.
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I think the Scientologists M.O. is to get some dirt on these stars and let them know in no uncertain terms that if they try to stray from the “church” the information will be released and their careers would be toast. That’s how they keep them in line, straight up blackmail. I also think we’ve barely scratched the surface as to how evil this organization truly is. Lately there’s been rumours of slave trading, sex slaves and all sort of mind blowing evilness and I for one believe every word of it. This cult is downright black to it’s very core.