Aaron Carter Was At Betty Ford?!
Aaron Carter checked into rehab early last month to deal with "emotional" (meaning he got emotional when a bitch tried to take away his pipe) and "spiritual" (meaning he'd get on his knees for a quick hit) issues and now he's back! Aaron completed a 30-day program at Betty Ford and his rep says that he's working on his new album in Florida. This means we'll finally get a soon-to-be #1 hit sequel to "Aaron's Party" called "Aaron's Dry Party."
Aaron's rep wouldn't tell E! Online what the bitch on his back is named (SPOILER ALERT: You can look her up in the yellow pages under METH), but they did say that he can't wait to get back to music.
The big story here is that Aaron Carter was getting treated at the same place as his sweetheart from a million years ago was! Sadly, Aaron and Lindsay Lohan weren't there at the same time. They could've recreated the magical moment above for a new generation. Strangely enough, these two still look like children who were just rescued by the coast guard after spending days surviving on salt water, seaweed, fish shit, saliva and wet gunpowder on a raft in the middle of the ocean.
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I like freckles - what nauseates me is the layers of orange fake tan. Aaron Carter doesn't stand a chance. Apparently, he was Bruce Willis's paid twink when he was just a teen...
LMAO at the cheap ass grocery store looking cake. They are the tastiest, no doubt, but the Lohan's always just blow me away with class.
No wonder she hates herself so much, under her pancake makeup lies that hideous mutilation of freckle hell!
I just realized, Hillary Duff must be laughing her ass off. Both those idiots treated her like shit a million years ago (anyone remember her "feud" with LezLo?) and now look at these old looking, career less turds.
They both look toasted in that photo. lol
Well I know my shit ain't complete till I get my hands on that new Aaron Carter album.
People who haven't had a drinking/drug problem don't realize that it IS an emotional/spiritual disease. But HELLO...we're not all stupid. You don't just check into Betty Ford because you have a minor case of the sads and want to talk to God for a bit.
I'm not surprised hearing that the Lohans let these two sleep together, after all they were happy to pimp their daughter out to disney at an early age to make money. Letting these kids use drugs was probably intentional too. Theses kinds of people are just plain old child abusers in the guise of showbiz parents.
I remember reading something years ago that said the Lohan parentals let him sleep over with Li'l Miss Lins back in the day - e.g., totally underage statutory stuff that, at my parents' house, would have gotten my ass beat and my dad chasing the guy off with a shotgun (trust, he owns them). At the time I thought it was horrifying and wasn't sure if it was true, but as the parents have repeatedly demonstrated since then that they don't have the parenting skills of flatworms, I can totally believe it.
Now, if you'll pardon me, I'm going to go be sick after thinking about that ...
deb behind bars
If any love was meant to last it was theirs.
Damn, this brings me back. My younger cousin used to love him. I brought her to a concert and his body guard brought us backstage. He gave us his phone number. My cousin used my cell to call from the padking lot and sure enough it was real. Swear to god he would call my phone a lot, really wasted. He probably had no idea who he was calling, but it was kinda sad. Him and Lindsay have been hooked on drugs since before they could even drive. Their little asses should have been hooked on phonics instead.
Why does he even need to come back? To avoid embarrassing everyone, he should just stay where he's at.
Can you declare breast implants as a business expense on taxes?
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I'd never noticed this but damn that's a huge head Blohan has.
memories.....misty watercolored memories...of the way we were.....
whe you are that young, nothing is ever going to catch up to you.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 12:48pm.
EGGZACTLY!
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*giggles like schoolboy*
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 12:49pm.
I still think she has implants.
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but but but Mama Crackhead declared them real on baby cracky's E True Hollywood story. So in essence, that would be a lie. And lies are never tolerated in their crackhouse.
I think she's blushing.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
That photo makes me want to cry.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Co-sign....I do believe the cake says "get a clue"....
Also....Filthy Bitch nailed it LOLOLOLOLOL
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Did she get a spray tan while giving someone a BJ? She's only tan from the top of her lip up - LOL
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"I've got a strong stomach and no standards to speak of" - MK 2/5/11
snowy - you retard!! HAHAHAHA!
what does the FRIST line on the cake say???
get a clue???
(how fucking bored I must be right now!)
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 12:58pm.
My question is...why are we still talking about Aaron Carter? He wasn't that popular even back then, let alone now. I stillcan't beleive that Hillary Duff and Lindsey Lohan actualy fought over this Justin Bieber on Meth doppleganger
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Snowy - LMMFAO ... I had a friend that was covered in freckles and my son used to call her "Auntie Freaky-Freckly" ;P
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Fake tits can sag too....trust. *adjusts bra* ;-)
Plus Lindsey spends too much time with them not in a bra...so yeah, the weight of them is gonna make them drop a bit.
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
My question is...why are we still talking about Aaron Carter? He wasn't that popular even back then, let alone now. I stillcan't beleive that Hillary Duff and Lindsey Lohan actualy fought over this Justin Bieber on Meth doppleganger
"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"
FRECKLY FRECK!!!!!
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
Thanks Hekki! *spends raise on tattoos*
XD
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Sookie: You are going a great job. I am promoting you to HBIC and you are getting a 500% pay raise.
Keep up the good work!
This photo makes me think about the Smith kids and wonder whether I can hope for them to wind up in rehab some day.
Part of me says that even though they are probably on $ciento lockdown at all times, it's still Hollywood, and SOMEONE will introduce them to drugs. I mean, there are some skeezy assholes in that town and what could be better than being the one to hook a young millionaire on drugs and be the only person who can get it to them?
I can think of like three former child stars who wound up sane and successful. Why would a parent mess with odds like that?
Because its my job to say it,
DIE LINDSAY DIE.
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
well mikey, not sure which is better...Aaro's cameltoe or Lilo's moose knuckle
be gentle...
I still think she has implants.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 12:46pm.
Lindsey tits still look better than GaGa's sunny side up flapjackers any day.
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EGGZACTLY!
Crackhead, please.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Lindsey tits still look better than GaGa's sunny side up flapjackers any day.
i bet she has a bigger ballsak they him
mikey
2011, the year of the Rehab.
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Life's a party you can only party on the weekend.
"Drink that Xenutini like you don't give a fuck, John Travolta!" -MK
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 12:22pm.
"... who can forget the picture of Jordan Knight as an adult sitting in that K-Mart at an empty table while fatties around him shopped for socks."
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Ahahahahaha! That was fucken CLASSIC, man... *guffaw*
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shmoe - yep. What is sad is, for her age, they should still be perky and lifted, but her yo yoing with her weight *coughcokehabitcough* fucked with the elasticity of her skin, hence the dragging bewbs.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 12:31pm.
Her tits are too saggy to be fake
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Agree. Did you see the "Marilyn" photoshoot she did, where she was partially nekkid. They were nice, full bewbs and too saggy to be fakers.
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Her tits are too saggy to be fake.
she's sorta channeling Ali beak area-wise in that pic and I see her inability to master the self tanner goes way back, as we also saw on her nicotine legs the other day.
Her tits are too saggy to be fake.
Oh check her out...gee, this must be a pre-puberty photo before she bought...er I mean got her DD tits.
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Jeez, who can forget the picture of Jordan Knight as an adult sitting in that K-Mart at an empty table while fatties around him shopped for socks. Enjoy what was, jerk.
Most people will never have had that, and no one has prepared you for life after. Where is that pic, MK? Tough love!!! You dish it!
Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 11:45am.
the wash on that jean skirt makes it look like LiLo has sweaty vagina or just peed herself.
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Ugh. That particular wash (dark in the middle, light on the legs) was so popular for some reason back then. I cringe looking at photos circa 2003.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 11:41am.
Emotional issues my hairy red asshole...
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May I recommend a waxing and some Prep H, "Christine" (?!)
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UPDATE! No-one gives a shit!
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Cripes. ENUF of this orange nutter.
I say... BRING ON THE "WORLD EXCLUSIVE" ROJO JR. PHOTOSPREAD!!!
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 11:41am.
Emotional issues my hairy red asshole,you fucking drunk drug addict.
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May I recommend a waxing and some PrepH?
***hiccup*** to follow...sigh
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