Willow Smith Wants Brad Pitt To Play Daddy Warbucks
So the Annie remake is happening. Will Smith is producing it. Willow Smith is going to star in that mess. Your childhood might have fleas in its eyes from weeping into the back of the neck of a mangy alley dog. Get ready to weep some more, because Willow says that she really wants Brad Pitt to adopt her ass onscreen and play Daddy Warbucks. Willow really needs to stop whipping her hair, because her train of thought derailed and crashed right into Fuckeryville. From Access Hollywood:
Access Hollywood asked 10-year-old Willow – star of the upcoming remake – who she wants to play Oliver “Daddy” Warbucks and she’s hoping “the sun will come out tomorrow” on one of Hollywood’s biggest stars.“Brad Pitt!” she told Access at Justin Bieber’s “Never Say Never” premiere on Monday night in Los Angeles.
As for details on the project, which dad Will Smith is producing with Jay-Z and Sony Pictures, the young star stayed tight-lipped.
“We’re just going to have to wait for that! You’re just going to have to wait,” she said.
As I've said before, the original Annie sucks, but still. Brad Pitt?! I really hope Willow is thinking Brad Pitt as Benjamin Button as Daddy Warbucks. Now, that shit I'd see. Better yet, they should just do the nepotism version and cast Shiloh as Daddy Warbucks, Suri Cruise as Miss Hannigan, and Kingston Rossdale as Rooster! It's where Hollywood is going anyway. "The sun will come out tomorrooooooow...and if it doesn't my daddy will fucking buy me a new one!"
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Ease on Down, Ease on Down the hard knock life? na na nana nana na.
When did Will Smith become Billy Rae Cyrus? Sigh. and I remember getting jiggy and liking it too.
The scary thing about this is I can see Will making sure they get Brad Pitt. I see Will sending out the army of Scientologist freaks to do his bidding for him. I’m only half kidding. I don’t believe for a second we know how fucked up this cult really is.
I’m by no means one of these conspiracy theory boogie man under every bed type guys but I do believe Scientologist are something to be FEARED. At least the high end guys, the average dickwad followers are just that but the guys at the top!!!??
i used to like will smith too but that whole family is just so fucking smug. do they hang out wih gwyneth. not really suprised though all of hollywood are a bunch of smug glib motherfuckers. oh so jay z is finally doing his remake to include his stupid fucking video hard knock life. i hate it when they remake roles that are clearly for WHITE ppl. Annie was a fucking RED HEADED WHITE GIRL mmmkay. come up with something original for black ppl. make ur own characters. or better yet do a movie based on a book for black kids wtf, get ur own culture. Also it's so far fucking off. The movie is set in the Great Depression. No way a white dude would adopt a fucking black girl then, her in it makes it stupid and unrealistic. i mean i'm not going to go play the role of a slave so why the fuck do they play roles for whites.
I used to think that Will smith was soo charming too. His older son seems like such a down to earth handsome man, I'd like to see him in movies. Karate Kid remade seriously sucked ass. To think I like the original enough to still watch once in a while when it's on HBO or something.
What he's like 10 and sooooooo in in love with a girl? And yeah right, chinese kids really gang up and bully americans? I couldn't even watch this shit once through. Mr Miyagi is karate kicking in his grave.
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I am on board with everyone who has said they have always loved Will Smith, but now do not.
Those smug kids......grrrrrr
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The Smith clan is totally dead to me. I will never see anything they are in. I hope Bradders does this flick cuz I hate him too.
I hate fucking Xenu.
You know, I think Will Smith is one of the most charming actors alive. But with all these attempts to push his untalented obnoxious spawn in our faces, I AM STARTING TO HATE HIM WITH A FLAMING PASSION.
The upside is that this might turn into a Troll 2 scenario where it's so utterly horrible in every way that it becomes hilarious.
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Submitted by KidL on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:30pm.
Oh Christ! If this gets made, then it could be a trainwreck on the grandest of scales. WATERWORLD would have nothing on this disaster.
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I just told my husband, yesterday, that I think I'm the ONLY person on the planet that enjoys Kevin Costner's epics. LMAO I really do enjoy Waterworld.
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This is f@ckin PATHETIC!!!! What the hell happened to real talent and imagination. Give me break!!!
Why can't Will Smith spare us and just let his spoiled brat put on a play of Annie in the backyard?
Submitted by mbar on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:06pm.
Sorry Willow, this will be the BET version. So Jay-Z will probably play Daddy Warbucks.
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Absolutely. And there is no way Brad Pitt would shave his head or whip his hair for this shit.
Well, at least we know what the Razzies will be given to that year.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 7:48pm.
I didn't know about her comment but I googled it up. Interesting. I don't know why she had to apologize for using the word "exploit". "Pimp" probably was too much. But I can't think of another word that describes what they're doing. "Exploit" is good. "Exasperating" is another.
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At first, I thought they were cool. But now, I think "exasperating" hits the nail right on the head. I really am sick to death of them. I don't think I hate Trey, but that's because he's not in the limelight. Will & Jada are these new breed of parents that like to think that they are on the same level with their kids. I think I read somewhere that they don't give them any rules and just let them govern themselves accordingly. I'm sorry, but that is utter and complete b.s. Kids need structure and they need boundaries and parents have to set those boundaries. You do not show your kids love by giving them everything they want and letting them grow up thinking their shit doesn't stink.
Money and privilege. I'm not jealous, but these kids need a hard day's work and a swift kick in the ass. I am def old school. I am one of those 'not the one' mamas. Not that I believe in beating kids, but there's nothing wrong with saying no once in awhile. My daughter is my parents only grandchild and they spoiled her rotten, but she better not come to me with that crap. Actually, she is a pretty well adjusted kid, I have to say and I'm very proud of how down to earth and kind she is. She learned that she couldn't have everything she wanted and I know it was difficult being raised by a single mom, but I know that she appreciates what she has.
Okay, off the soapbox.
I never thought I'd say this but, The SMITHS MUST BE STOPPED! and I don't mean Morrissey.
"Submitted by carefreea on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:24pm.Seriously, Annie?? I don't even love it all that much but she was a scrappy redhead, not a spoilt child from money.
God, save us from the Smiths."
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Yeah Ill second that- this is going to be the mother of all crap and this fucking Smith kid as Annie??
Theyll probably use a pitbull as the lovable mutt in order to make the whole thing gangster which looks to be the direction its going....
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WHY are they doing this to us?
What's next the Goonies remake?
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Submitted by misslainey: "Okay, I'll just say it: Really? Willow playing Annie? I'm sorry, but Terry McMillan was so right. "
I didn't know about her comment but I googled it up. Interesting. I don't know why she had to apologize for using the word "exploit". "Pimp" probably was too much. But I can't think of another word that describes what they're doing. "Exploit" is good. "Exasperating" is another.
Submitted by becky n sydney: "Is someone going to poke her eyes out for authenticity?"
*dies laughing then swoons*
I do think a remake of Annie with Antoine Dobson as Annie would be awesome. I'd pay to see it.
Submitted by KidL on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:30pm.
Oh Christ! If this gets made, then it could be a trainwreck on the grandest of scales. WATERWORLD would have nothing on this disaster.
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I just told my husband, yesterday, that I think I'm the ONLY person on the planet that enjoys Kevin Costner's epics. LMAO I really do enjoy Waterworld.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 7:07pm.
Whatcha talkin bout Willow?!
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That's some funny shit right there, lol!
Next they will be remaking “Blade Runner” starring Will Smith and Kristen Stewart.
*sharpens blade*
Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 7:05pm.
Wouldn't that make this the big-screen version of "Diff'rent Strokes?"
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Oh shit LMAO!
Whatcha talkin bout Willow?!
Wouldn't that make this the big-screen version of "Diff'rent Strokes?"
HW is about to be dead to me...
How many of the Smith clan need to be put into movies (remakes to boot) when they clearly don't meet the requirements of the character. Anyone buy that Karate Kid was for what? a ten year to play? nope. I don't remember that Ralph kid being like ten.
Really? She's going to play Annie? A pale redhead? C'mon now. And don't any of you whores say I'm racist either. fuck.
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Obviously inspired by Broadway's "Spiderman, Turn Off the Dark", Hollywood is just falling all over itself to totally distroy the American Film Industry. Just contemplate this lineup: Beyonce in "Star is Born", Streisand in "Gypsy", Baz Lurman directs some kind of "Great Gatsby" and now the Smith kid in "Annie". How do they get a greenlight on this? Does anyone remember "Avatar" and realize there is another way to go?
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:29pm.
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If she was starring in a remake of "Anne of Green Gut" I would TOTALLY be there. :)
Little black girl + 1930s orphanage= chaos
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Oh Christ! If this gets made, then it could be a trainwreck on the grandest of scales. WATERWORLD would have nothing on this disaster.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 5:51pm.
I really wish that the entire Smith family would just fall off a cliff
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Annie? I'm an Anne of Green Gables fan myself? You? (Ginger braids, IG...come over to the ginge...)
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Submitted by misslainey on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 5:50pm.
I'd like to take Willow and Jaden and just tear their asses up with a switch like my mother used to do me when I got out of line.
Hahahah, talk about an old school @ss whoopin'! I knew it was a wrap when my mom told me to go get a switch...or a belt.
"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"
Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:23pm.
Is someone going to poke her eyes out for authenticity?
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HAHAHA!!! Pick me!
Seriously, Annie?? I don't even love it all that much but she was a scrappy redhead, not a spoilt child from money.
God, save us from the Smiths.
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Ahhhhh, stealthy Xenuites currently under FBI investigation. Kudos for using the over-hyped but cute child of one of the cho$en to try to get next to the Jolie-Pitt Clan in the hopes of recruiting that Benetton ad of a family for publicity and profit.
Is someone going to poke her eyes out for authenticity?
Awwww, Annie is adorable!
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what, you hate ANNIE?? you homo card has officially been revoked...
ugh, i fucking hate these Smith kids. They are ruining another favorite movie from my youth?! What's next, "The Goonies"?! Will and Jada just think they are SO brilliant, and just so precocious and cute and people buy into their shit. I think they a obnoxious and coached.
Who the FUCK consults a ten year old for casting ideas? And, don't give a shit what your last name is either.
ugh, the whole family makes me stabby, will, his fake rockstar wife, and his obnoxious child.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
Sorry Willow, this will be the BET version. So Jay-Z will probably play Daddy Warbucks.
What about Punjab (or whatever the black bodyguard's name was?)
The Smith family is truly vomitacious. I was never really annoyed by child celebrities until these kids came along.
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Douchechill!
Y'know I used to like Will Smith, he was even my imaginary boyfriend for a while. But that shit is over.
A ten year old making casting decisions for a movie? Would you like to be the director of a movie where the ten-year-old "STAR" (who has only had like one bit part before) is calling the shots? WTF? A ten year old making any decisions besides the most trivial, like mac & cheese or chicken nuggets?
NO. I see drugs in this child's unsupervised and entitled future.
So will and Jada feel that their children are soooo talented that they must be exposed for everyone to see???? Pffft!!!!!
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What a fucking stupid assed idea.
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Oh and fuckay vous. - Ophelias evil twin
Not that I'm some kind of Annie purist (or even a fan) but this fuckery with the talent-free, delusional, new to Xenu Smith clan needs to stop. At least one bright spot is coming out of it. Ryan Murphy may direct. Anything that ends his career can't be all that bad.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
That Benjamin Button movie was complete shit. I couldn't wait for it to come to a merciful end.
I don't give a rat's ass about this stupid movie. I hate everything associated with ANNIE, so if it's being filmed starring a family of rabid possums, don't make no nevermind to me.
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I seriously get the heaves everytime I see those Smith kids. They have these annoying permanent smirks on their faces, you're just so tempted to slap them even through the computer screen.
And what the hell does Willow know about a hard knock life, anyway? Give me a break!