Would You Hit It?
I like how the French just get to the point when it comes to naming movies. This is how you do it. "No Strings Attached" sounds like something that contains way too much Timberlake wail, so they were smart to go with "Sex Friends." Personally, I'd rather they go all the way and name it "Fuck Buddies," but they'll probably go with that title when they release it in the Middle East.
Anyway, Ashton Kutcher was in Paris today to promote "Sex Friends" and he tried to make us all think that his dick's so large it can wear Timbs and kick a ball into a goal. Please. It's probably the size of the middle toe on that foot. That being said, I'd still hit it. But I only say that because he's dressed like Marilyn Whirlwind.