Wednesday, February 9th 2011
Would You Hit It?
I like how the French just get to the point when it comes to naming movies. This is how you do it. "No Strings Attached" sounds like something that contains way too much Timberlake wail, so they were smart to go with "Sex Friends." Personally, I'd rather they go all the way and name it "Fuck Buddies," but they'll probably go with that title when they release it in the Middle East.
Anyway, Ashton Kutcher was in Paris today to promote "Sex Friends" and he tried to make us all think that his dick's so large it can wear Timbs and kick a ball into a goal. Please. It's probably the size of the middle toe on that foot. That being said, I'd still hit it. But I only say that because he's dressed like Marilyn Whirlwind.
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Whatever bitches, more dick for me. I think he is smart and hot and funny. He is awkward in a hilarious way. That scene in What Happens in Vegas when he was trying to blame Cameron for a black eye still gives me the giggles. So yeah, I would fuck him and gnaw on that big fat adam's apple.
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Funny how they always seem to land butter side down.
I thought about it - but then figured if I had to think that hard about it - I most likely wouldn't.
Nope.
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He stole Bill Cosby's sweater
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Yes, as long as he didn't smile or speak...okay, who am I kidding. Even that won't help. Arg it's so hard to reconcile wanting that body but accepting that personality-blech. NM. I'll fuck a chubby cool guy any day over this.
I'd hit it...with my car.
I love funny guys but there is a fine line between dumb/nerd funny (Andy Samberg) and douche funny (Ashton). You know he is SOOOOOO annoying in real life. ugh.
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What a fucking douche. That is all.
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Submitted by KA on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 9:14am.
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*sigh* I did have that dream once. when I was about 18. It died a long, slow, lingering, painful death over about 25 years; but it DID die.
and you know what good riddance to it. I've never been happier since I gave up that little fairy tale.
I don't watch romantic comedies. I feel there are A LOT of stupid women out there who think this is how things are going to go in their live - some wonderful, magical, perfect guy is going to sweep them off their feet and they'll fall head over heels in love with him after some adventurous mishap between the two of them. GIVE ME A BREAK. If you really base your life and your wishes in relationships on what you see in these movies, get a clue. Also, WTF Ashton. You look like shit.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 1:50am.
Probably b/c some immature idiots equate being in a committed relationship as trapped and lame- I know those movies @ commitmentphobes *are* all over and kind of stale.
And yep, celebrities are meh to me too. I love the dramas and watching the hilarious stuff but as for having a celebrity crush i have zip. Well, no. I think Sam Elliot is pretty excellent but it's not the same as liking Johnny Depp (to feminine looking, but symmetrical and nice) and all of that.
Maybe b/c we all know what narcissists many actors are- not attractive
He looks brain damaged in every photo. Slack jawed, dull eyed and like someone else dressed him.
The apex of his 'career' was piece of shit where he played a gigolo who hooked up with Anne Heche who was his sugar mama. Then she dumped him and he had to go back to being a delivery boy. I could not stop watching it was truly amazing
He's a good looking guy but not in that photo.
Nope!
Demi misses not having a son. I don't have those issues.
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The thing that's a total mystery to me is, why do producers keep giving him acting roles? He can't act to save his life, and his movies are box office poison; if he's in it, the movie bombs.
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
I don't understand why he thought he needed to look like a total scrub in Europe. Nothing makes sense in this picture. Especially the part in his hair.
Hang in there! ***imagines cliched kitty cat poster***
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"Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
Is that Lady Portman post-coitus with a "Bump-It" in her hair?
Ugh. Yeah. I'd hit it. I don't think I'd like myself very much after though.
What's up with that girl selling his *supposed* sweater on Ebay? Last time I checked it was up to 20K.
No thanks. Does nothing for me.
There are a few people in this world that give me the creeps, and he is one of them. Never, not in a million years.
Loving that 3rd leg of his tho ;D
Submitted by vidz on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 4:45am.
She's been in a few of my favorite movies: The Craft, The Waterboy (don't make fun of me!), and American History X. A few people have told me I remind them of her.
I'm in my third year of college so I have a little way to go. I'll be transferring to another university next year.
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@khensu
Yeah Fairuza Balk is one crazy bitch.
I forget how pretty she can be when she tones down the crazy.
How are you doing? You're in your final year of college right?
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"Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
Vidz! Your avy! :D
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I'd hit it. But only because I'm a slut.
So in Japan, this movie would be called sexsusutomo?
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"Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
For money yeah ;p
AHHH! He is dressed like Marilyn! I loved Northern Exposure up until Joel left, then it sucked.
I would probably hit it, but I really don't think he is super hot or anything. I'd hit it because he has a nice body and everything and he's tall and lanky, so he probably does have a big wiener. He's just one of those guys that isn't sexy.
I wouldn't hit it but I'd sure as hell kick it and hard! Fuck Buddies actually sounds nicer and less dirty than Sex Friends. Couldn't say why, maybe less clinical and more honest.
Someone mentioned he married his mom (good point!) and it occured to me Shia LaDouche's mommy fixation is less gross to me than Asston's.
*goes off to find heavy shoes* ;)
Marilyn Whirlwind (don't know her real name), or John Corbett? yes.
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On Topic: No because first of all, he's a celebrity and celebrities generally turn me off, even the nice looking ones. Johnny Depp's a good looking guy, but I've never been turned on by him. I do like some metal musicians who most people on here wouldn't know of, but those aren't actually celebrities.
Ashton Kutcher looks braindead and his behavior would be *slightly* (not by much) excusable if he was about fifteen years old and if that was the case, the attraction would be REALLY inappropriate.
Off Topic: What's with this current wave of committophobic movies in 2011? First, it's this movie and now it's Hall Pass. Admittedly, I wouldn't mind a "no strings attached" relationship for myself, but the commercials always pissed me off when his buddy said "In ten years from now, you'll be having sex with your wife and one of you will be sleeping!".
I hate that people have to distinguish women that men want to marry from women they want to fuck, as if women's vaginas just heal shut and they stop liking sex after marriage. What's wrong with wanting to fuck your girlfriend or wife? My whole issue with people who do that is the idiotic notion that being "marriage material" is mutually exclusive with a sex partner. I get really annoyed when people perpetuate that shit, and no it has nothing to do with "respect" when both partners in a relationship secretly resent each other. I'm so sick of "respect" being an excuse to not experiment with your partner.
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Ashton is a strange homosexual with a strange name.
Are there nude photos of this sissy?
I read that Fuck Buddies was actually one of the original names of it, but yeah, the MPAA wouldn't go for that so they changed it.
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Gawd---that foto looks like Ash has some mannequin parts still coming out of his ass from last night's party....
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
Loved Northern Exposure, right on for the Marilyn Whirlwind reference!
I'd rather bone Frank from Hellraiser when he was all ooey gooey than touch this muskrat.
I hope Les Amis du Sexe fails like both their hollow relationships.
Tu peux partir
Submitted by shandiRW on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:18pm
She said that? Aw I love Murphy. Gone too soon.
January Jones also said he was an asshole, but really it comes as no surprise.
Submitted by mbar on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 6:42pm.
I'd hit it with a stick. Haha.
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Me too! Haha.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:49pm.
French-speaking people who read this blog will appreciate just how contemptibly France is giving up on its own language.
It's a shame.Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:49pm.
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What a load. When English speakers are expected to say SsHHH-AHH-KOOO-LAAAHH for a movie taking place in France? It's Chocolate, people. If we can say SHOCKOOLAA, then they can say "sess freeennnzz"
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
French-speaking people who read this blog will appreciate just how contemptibly France is giving up on its own language.
It's a shame.
He got stuck at around age 14. Married his mom. Nothing sexy about that. Nope.
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You'd think that the production company would have had the good sense to hire a stylist to clean him up for this appearance, but no...
And YES, over and over, since day one...
uh, no.. cause R.I.P. "TY" from clueless said his ding-a-ling wasnt worth a fuck!! literally!! :( and the sad face is for R.I.P. only :( brit murph
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:06pm.
*jumps on CSG* ugh, late on an assignment today. FARK IT!
Date is this friday. Nervous lol. This guys is awesome so far as I can tell. whatevsw
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LOL on the late assignment - hope you won't have to pull an all-nighter to catch up. I'm sure you'll have a great time on Friday - you better check in with all the details on Saturday, I can't wait to hear about it.
I'm off to bed myself even though all I want to do is watch bad TV all night. Sweet dreams all!
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
Hell no. I'm not desperate.
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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:01pm.
(((HUGS CAPPY))) I've only had time to do some quick drive-bys lately, but I can't go longer then a day without checking out MK's fuckery. I hope everything is getting better for ya (did you have your date yet?)
OT - I can't believe Asston still has a career. He gives the same one-note performance in everything he does. ITA he's the male Jennifer Aniston.
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*jumps on CSG* ugh, late on an assignment today. FARK IT!
Date is this friday. Nervous lol. This guys is awesome so far as I can tell. whatevsw
Ashton's an asshole. Demi/Ashton breakup next. NEXT!
More importantly, how are you?? Miss ya. I'm heading to close up the night in about 30 mins. Hope you are well. Miss ya girl.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
(((HUGS CAPPY))) I've only had time to do some quick drive-bys lately, but I can't go longer then a day without checking out MK's fuckery. I hope everything is getting better for ya (did you have your date yet?)
OT - I can't believe Asston still has a career. He gives the same one-note performance in everything he does. ITA he's the male Jennifer Aniston.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
He's all kinds of awkward. Looks like he's not sure where to put it. A big NO to that.
Good lord. On the Joy Behar show these dudes are talking about mastubory indiosyncracies where from watching porn they are used to the pressure and friction from porn that it cannot be replicated during sex, and the guy has to fake it......Anyway, the premise is ridiculous, the girl actually requests the no strings attached relationship and it is the guy who ends up wanting more. This is why girls end up being fucked over by guys so often, Hollywood likes to perpetuate the idea that men are hopeless romantics..
Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"