Ashlee Simpson Quits Pete Wentz
This picture of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz bonding over their mutual love of awful fucking hair was taken just last month and now they're completely over after 2 years of marriage! The meaning of love gave an encore of Ashlee's SNL performance and CHOKED. Just dance a jig, love, and keep on going.
TMZ reports that Ashlee just filed for divorce in L.A. today and is asking for primary physical custody and joint legal custody of their 2-year-old son Bronx. Papa Joe did good, because Ashlee didn't sign a prenup. She's asking for both spousal and child support.
You know, I'm not even surprised anymore when I find out who DIVORCE decided to curse this time. Bitches are either birthing a divorce or filing a baby. One of those. The thing that's got me furrowing my brow like Papa Joe when Jessica Simpson wears a turtleneck is that the year is 2011 and we're still talking about Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz!
My guess is that Ashlee took one look at Pete's new au naturale "Lionel Richie clay head" fro and let jealousy get the best her. Ashlee refuses to live in the shadow of that beautiful piece of frizzy art.
And this gives Jessica an excuse to tear up the Entenmann's aisle again. Jessica's eating Ashlee's feelings for her. That's what sisters are for!
UPDATE: TMZ's sources say that Ashlee made the decision to melt the straightening balm that bonded their love together, because she was sick of Pete's "erratic" behavior. Erratic = that hair. Ashlee's been trying to stay out of show business shit and focus on raising their son, but Pete wants to keep making "music" and touring.
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When I saw what they named their baby, well, I guess it's destiny.
BIG surprise. SHOCKING. *yawn* Next...
Fug baby with her old nose!
That is all.
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must be cuz da fro
She should have kicked him to the curb already for shooting of his mouth on the Howard Stern Show.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
if Ashlee isn't going to be around, does that mean that Pete is going to have to buy a step stool to get to the eyeliner on the top shelf of the cabinet?
tragic when true publicity stunts don't work out... simply tragic
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Pete should jump-start his career with "Dylan, Greenwich Village, 1966." The best revenge is living well and fucking everything in sight.
Tu peux partir
I hope she doesn't really thing that his working is "erratic". Most parents don't have a choice, and anyway if SOMEBODY doesn't work, the kids all end up like Jason Davis. I also hope she didn't really throw shade at his hair, since it's obvious he's just trying to look taller than her.
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Own it or shut the fuck up. ~ MK
"Ashley's been trying to stay out of show business..."
Snort.
More like Ashley has realized that whatever career she had as a singer and actress is as dead as her marriage.
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Shiitake happens...
How long until the smell of vinegar and water wash off?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
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does anyone give a shit about this???
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
This whole Edie Sedgwick look she's trying to pull off is an epic fail. Edie is rolling in her speed and LSD-filled grave right now.
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"JUST PUT IT IN GODDAMMIT!!!"
-Me, according to Jack
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 7:10pm.
What is Pete Wentz's ethnicity?
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Centy, I wondered about it myself, so I googled Pete Wentz's background.
His father is white. Peter Wentz's mother said in an interview that her own mother was black Jamaican, and her own father was Hawaiian.
Therefore Pete Wentz's maternal grandmother is black Jamaican and his maternal grandfather is Hawaiian. Pete Wentz is 25% black, 25% Asian-Pacific Islander and 50% white.
These dumbfuck douchebags couldn't sustain their lovely marriage....so sad
That is one fugly kid, too
She married him during the height of his shitty band and bailed when he became irrelevant. We knew how this story would end.
http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/
What is Pete Wentz's ethnicity?
He looks like a completely different person.
Cuter, imo, but still.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
That's the first thing I said when I heard about them. It's the hair. My daughter said "mom, no ones that superficial". She thought about it for a second and said "o, I forgot it's Ashlee Simpson."
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
She's a coke whore, he's a homo...it was inevitable
Smitty is totally correct.
Ashlee needs to take a lesson from Denise Richards. KEEP HIS AS WORKING, you have a child to raise and every penny he makes will benefit your child.
Denise is doing everything in her power to keep Charlie Sheen on his hit tv show for her and her girls sake. She is smart
Signed,
Thanks God everyday for a husband who goes to work everyday and provides wife and kids with home, food, extras, and health insurance.
So while Fall Out Boy were still popular, fugface Simpson junior goes after the only one she has a chance with, cause he's mentally ill, promptly falls pregnant and thus traps him into marriage without a prenup. Now, I suppose after a minimum legal limit has passed, she files for divorce and seeks to take all his money. Wow, these Simpsons are not only ugly on the outside, god help that poor kid.
Oh, to be a fly on the wall in a room with him and the other refugee from the land of Simpsona, Nick Lachey. The stories they must have...
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
Erratic behaviour? Is that the new way of describing 'fucking any groupie that looks your way'?
Ashlee's not in L.O.L.O.L.O.L.O.V.E. anymore.
Umm so she wants him to step out of the lime light and focus on their child??? but then whats to get spousal support when he doesn't? ASS BACKWARDS!! you want your husband to make as much as he possibly could to support your family... ESPECIALLY IF YOUR A NO TALENT WRENCH and don't bring shit to the table other then a few lines of coke. LOL
Pete Wentz is only getting ready to star in Bob Dylan/The Musical on Broadway...hence the chia pet hair
Aslee will be looking for a new dude with emo hair like pete used to have
So she's divorcing him because his illness annoys her? He has trouble complying with his medication schedule so that's it, the end, damage the kid--who has her honker for sure--with a divorce? Seems hard to believe, even from a brainless skank like her.
At least the shit that's wrong with him is treatable. She'll always be untalented, stupid and ugly on the inside (though I still find her exterior objectionable).
Guess we'll just have to wait to find out who she walked in on him taking it up the ass from.
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"Oh, no, brotha, ah can't dance wit chu!"
Bronx will change his name to Brian anyday now.
No one cares about these two talentless twats.
James Haven is here to tell you the skinny behind the demise of Pete and Ashlee's unholy matrimony! A frantic call from Papa Simpson came to James Haven. Seems Papa needed the name of a good lawyer and who other then James Haven would know the big names in town? Anyrockstarposer, it seems that Pete had some strange habits that made the hair in Ashlee's butt crack stand on edge!
A weeping Ashlee said she had enough of Pete wearing Bronx's diapers and expecting a change every three hours. Nasty! She also said that Pete would have women over at all hours of the night massaging his feet while watching Fall Out Boy videos. The most heinous act was Pete flossing at the dinner table, the last straw was when Jessica and her fiance' were over for dinner, not only did he floss but he brushed his teeth and spit it out in Jessica's soup. The last time Jessica had seem something so vile was when Jessie caught Nick on her wedding night serenading a Polynesian waiter wearing nothing but a lai and a smile.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA !!
Just wanted to stop by to ask:
Why do we care?
Why are these people famous?
I have felt for sometime, that Ashlee would be fortunate, indeed, to be able to sell skin care products and hair gadgets on QVC. That would be a true blessing. Go for it, hon!
Didn't know he was bipolar. Thought he was an emo who didn't outgrown the emo phase of teenage agnst.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Yeah, didnt see that one coming....
In other news, its really hard to sit through a meeting when your butt itches.....
Moop woop moop
-Weensie Beans
To bad Jessica is getting married, or Asslee and Jess could have been old maid roommates, and Jess could have eaten double the food because you know Asslee pushes her food around on a plate, eats one edamame bean and calls it a night.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
Fuckers.
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You're under arrest, sugar!
Wow, getting married just because you forgot birf control, and the marriage doesn't last? Who would have guessed?
Uggh I just want to bathe these two in some hardcore shit like scrubbing bubbles and a garden hose. Then I will douse them with febreze and/or glade
"The legendary Antoine Dodson took to the stage looking like if Mushu from Mulan joined a TLC cover group as Chilli"-MK
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 2:20pm.
Will Blohan finally do hard time? Isn't this like her 4th felony?
Probably not. She'll find some way to weasel out of it.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Will Blohan finally do hard time? Isn't this like her 4th felony?
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:58pm.
He is bipolar and suffers from tiny meat
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Sorry, but I have seen a lot of dicks in my life and his' was at least average, but looked nice.
I wonder what would be "normal" in your opinion.
More on topic: Did she try to undo her surgery? She's looking more and more like her old self. Which I would like better If I wasn't so indifferent about her.
Aaaand: She's going to regret this.
Living with a bi-polar person is difficult. My mom is and she didn't get help until later in life. Growing up with her was hell some days. If you have a person using drugs on top of that, how could it work? Their probably immaturity didn't help either. Feel sorry for their kid, as always. :(
Surprised it lasted this long!
Pfffft, I'm not surprised. She won't be single long though.
She'll find a youthful moocher like Christina has or she'll try to land another famous dude, but one with more money/fame than this guy.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Awww, a couple'a ratfaced douche bag posers, boohoo. These two are nothing but awkward. For that alone, they should stay together.
O please. They thought hooking up would make them Brangelina and it didn't. SoR-RaY! NEXT!
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If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.~Bertrand Russell
you know we don't give a fuck, just waiting for lohan to be sentenced.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
People that try to kill themselves multiple times display erratic behavior...imagine that
So it's a bad thing that Pete wants to make money to support his growing family. What a twat. Me thinks she was jealous of his band's success.
*fixed because I am a lametard*
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
I.
Don't.
Give.
A.
Fuck.
About.
These.
Two.
Asstards.
Kid is cute though; will give Kingston Rossdale a run for his money in 16 years with the ladies.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
That child is going to have her original nose